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Bad Juju

Bad Juju

Episode 2

Friday, May 8, 2026

Match Card


Show Intro

Previously on Bad Juju...

The Bad Juju theme hits hard. "Find Out the Hard Way" by Enter Shikari tears through the PA system and the quick-cut package begins immediately.

A flash of The Bayou crowd on its feet. Then the highlights begin to roll.

Adam Monday standing center stage, microphone in hand, Black Panda looming at his shoulder like a shadow that breathes. The crowd noise bleeds through the music just enough to register.

Elvis Hunt's face filling the frame in uncomfortable close-up, tongue dragging slowly across his bottom lip, Jarvis Jolt standing rigid and stone-faced at his side.

April Monday in the ring, composed, controlled, looking directly into R.V. Sovereign's eyes while the whole arena holds its breath.

Kid Koala backstage, pulling TBK's hoodie over his head with a grin that could mean a hundred different terrible things.

Morton Murphy half out of his chair and pain GRILLE gripping the commentary table as something enormous happens above the ring, both of them reacting with the pure involuntary reflex of men who have seen a lot of wrestling and just got surprised anyway.

Then The Mammoth. The running big boot. Adam Monday's head snapping back like it was kicked off a stand.

Kid Koala airborne, the Koala Killa Krusha lands flush, TBK folding up underneath him.

Fans on their feet. A whole building standing as one.

R.V. Sovereign wrenching the STFU deep into Adam Monday's spine, Monday's face contorted, his hand hovering an inch above the mat.

Killian Black and Charlie Williams trading position until Black locks the bridging German suplex, the arc of it tight and clinical, the crowd counting along.

BookFace absorbing a Freddy Lamb cover, kicking out with force.

Charlie Williams with the Shatter Point, the float-over crucifix driver landing like a controlled demolition, Killian Black's body crumpling into the canvas.

BookFace dropping Freddy Lamb with the DDT, driving him straight into the floor.

The Bullseye Kid's enzuiguri catching Kid Koala flush behind the ear, the sound of it cutting through everything.

Teddy Alexander standing over Harry Balkin, hand outstretched, and Balkin slowly, reluctantly lowering the Swamp Water Energy Championship to the mat.

And then Charlie Williams. He picks up the Swamp Water Energy Championship. He holds it at arm's length for a moment, studying it with that calm, unbothered expression. Then he raises it slowly and presses it against his forehead, four fingers spread wide across the gold faceplate, tilting it forward like a crown.

He looks straight into the camera.

The Bad Juju logo crashes hard across the screen.

The Enter Shikari track cuts on the drop and the logo holds for one full second before we come live into The Bayou.

The crowd is loud. The building has the specific kind of noise that comes from a room full of people who know something is going to happen tonight and cannot wait to find out what it is.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd pops as a pyro burst fires from the stage posts and the Bad Juju set blazes to life.

SWAMP WATER ENERGY

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Zero sugar. Maximum hurt. Fuel your Bad Juju from the opening bell to the final pin. Available at all Bayou convenience stores.

Morton Murphy
pain GRILLÉ
April Monday
Show Intro

Welcome to Bad Juju!

Morton Murphy

pain GRILLÉ

April Monday

The house lights dim slightly. A low, slow bass rumble rolls through The Bayou. The crowd stirs, finding their seats, checking their phones, settling in. Then the lights come back up, and the feed cuts to the commentary desk, where Morton Murphy has his notes squared in front of him, a water bottle to his right, and pain GRILLE seated beside him in his toast-brown leather luchador mask, arms folded with the self-assurance of a man who has already decided he is the most important person in the building.

MURPHY
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Bad Juju, streaming live from right here at The Bayou in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'm Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and I have to tell you, folks, if last week was a statement, then tonight is a conversation that gets a lot louder. I'm glad you're here.
pain GRILLÉ
Of course zey are 'ere. Where else would zey go? Zis is Bad Juju. Second instalment. Last week we established the standard. Tonight we demonstrate that zee standard was not an accident. You are welcome, everyone.
MURPHY
We have a full card in front of us, and I want to get through all of it, but before we do, I do need to address something at this desk. As has been announced through Spinebuster PRO's channels this week, the owner of this promotion, April Monday, will be joining us at commentary for the entirety of tonight's broadcast.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui. Yes. Zat is. Correct. Fine.
MURPHY
You want to say something more about that?
pain GRILLÉ
I said what I said, Murphy.

The Bayou crowd begins to stir as "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash begins to build through the speakers. The opening acoustic thump, deliberate and heavy, lands like a gavel. The arena lights bleed into a deep maroon. The floor vibrates with the low-frequency undertone.

Fans: "A-PRIL! A-PRIL! A-PRIL!"
MURPHY
There she is.

April Monday walks through the curtain at the top of the stage. Black three-piece suit. Gold lion embroidery catching the crimson light. The chrome microphone is not in her hand tonight. She is not here to cut a promo. She walks with her hands loose at her sides, the heavy gold rings on her fingers catching the light on every measured step. The crowd gives her the kind of sustained, standing acknowledgment that you do not manufacture. She arrives at the commentary desk, pulls out the third chair, and sits down without theatrics. She adjusts the headset over her hair. She folds her hands on the desk.

MURPHY
April, welcome. It is genuinely good to have you here tonight.
APRIL MONDAY

Thank you, Morton. I'll keep it straightforward. I'm here to watch this show, the same show every person with a network connection is watching right now. Nothing more. My name is on this building, and I intend to see what kind of work is being done inside it.

pain GRILLÉ
Madame Monday. It is. Always. A pleasure to share zee desk.
APRIL MONDAY

Pain.

pain GRILLÉ
Oui.

A beat of silence. pain straightens his posture almost imperceptibly and places both hands flat on the desk.

MURPHY
All right. Let's get through what's in store tonight, because the card is worth your full attention. We have two tag team championship tournament matches on this evening's show. You heard that right. The Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship tournament is underway, and two bouts will advance teams toward that gold tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Which means by zee time zis night is over, we will 'ave considerably more information about who is capable of carrying zis division. Information I suspect will surprise very few people who 'ave been paying attention.
MURPHY
The first tournament match, and it opens the show, is The Marsupials of Mayhem taking on The Haughty Troupe. Now, for anyone who missed last week, this match has a specific origin. The Bullseye Kid requested this bout, explicitly, because Kid Koala walked off with his hoodie and, as the Bullseye Kid put it, his respect. Both at the same time. Koala has not given back either of those things.
pain GRILLÉ
Oh, zee 'oodie. Yes. Koala 'ad every right to take zat 'oodie. It was just sitting zere. Property is nine-tenths of zee law. Zee Bullseye Kid should 'ave 'eld on to it better.
MURPHY
That is not remotely the law.
pain GRILLÉ
It is a law.
MURPHY
It is not a law.
pain GRILLÉ
It is a law in Montreal.
MURPHY
The Marsupials of Mayhem and The Haughty Troupe, first tournament match, opening this show. There is a tournament spot on the line, and based on what the Bullseye Kid had to say last week, there is a lot more than that on the line too.
APRIL MONDAY

I'll say this much. When a man tells you he's fighting for his respect, believe him. That kind of motivation does not show up on a scouting report, but it tends to show up in the third and fourth minute of a match when a lesser man would quit.

MURPHY
Well said. And then, in the second bout of the evening, we have Ike Gritsenko going one on one with Vox Null.
pain GRILLÉ
Ah.
MURPHY
There it is.
pain GRILLÉ
Vox Null. I am simply going to allow zat name to sit in zee air for a moment, because it deserves zee space.
MURPHY
Vox Null has generated a significant amount of attention in a very short period of time. The word around the locker room, the word coming into this building, the word circulating since we put this match on paper, is that Vox Null is something different. Something this promotion has not seen yet. I don't use those words lightly, and I won't elaborate further, because some things you have to see to understand. Ike Gritsenko is a tough, experienced competitor, and if Vox Null is everything the talk suggests, we will know soon enough.
pain GRILLÉ
Gritsenko is capable. I respect 'is competitiveness. But tonight, 'e is standing in front of something 'e 'as not prepared for. I believe zis in my chest.
MURPHY
Before we get to the main event of the evening, we have another piece of business to handle here tonight. The Spinebuster PRO Swamp Water Energy Championship is going to be officially presented.
APRIL MONDAY

I want to be clear about that. That belt is designed to promote the best up-and-comers in this industry and that's why Charlie and Killian Black faced off last week. Charlie Williams earned that recognition. The naming rights partnership with Swamp Water Energy is real money that goes back into this building, into this roster, and into every production cost that keeps this stream running. I'm not embarrassed about that deal, and I'm not going to pretend the belt doesn't matter just because it has a sponsor's name on it. Opportunity and business are not dirty words.

pain GRILLÉ
Swamp Water Energy, for what it is worth, 'as excellent... specific flavour. It is very... swampy.
MURPHY
Speaking of which, and I'll say this naturally because it is true, Swamp Water Energy is in my cup right now, and if you have not tried the original flavor, pick some up wherever you get your energy drinks. Swamp Water Energy. It tastes like winning feels.
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is very poetic for a product called Swamp Water.
MURPHY
I stand by it. And then, closing out the show, our main event, the second tag team tournament match of the evening. Los Depredadores del Mar versus the Local Talent. Two very different styles, two very different philosophies, and a tournament berth that puts whoever wins in serious contention to eventually call themselves the first Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Champions.
pain GRILLÉ
Los Depredadores del Mar. I 'ave watched footage. I 'ave done my research. Zey are, uh. Zey are considerable. The Local Talent, bien sur, I will not underestimate. Zey are, by definition, local, and local tends to fight wiz a particular kind of desperation.
APRIL MONDAY

The tag team division is what proves a promotion's depth. Any booker worth the job will tell you that. Singles titles get the headlines, but the tag division is where you find out if a roster has chemistry, if the roster has trust in each other. We have eight teams entered in this tournament and by the end of tonight we will know the character of four of them. I'm watching closely.

MURPHY
That is the complete card for tonight's Bad Juju. Let's recap what we are looking at. Marsupials of Mayhem versus The Haughty Troupe in tournament action to open the show. Ike Gritsenko against Vox Null. The presentation of the Swamp Water Championship to Charlie Williams. And your main event, Los Depredadores del Mar versus the Local Talent. That is a full night of professional wrestling, and every piece of it matters. Folks, I have been watching this business, booking this business, and sitting at this desk for more years than I will admit in front of live cameras, and I want you to know, I do not say this to fill airtime: tonight has the feel of a show that you are going to remember. I hope you've got somewhere comfortable to sit.
pain GRILLÉ
And a Swamp Water. For zee experience.
MURPHY
We'll be right back. Bad Juju starts now.

The feed holds on the three of them at the desk for a beat. April Monday's eyes are fixed on the ring. Her hands are still folded. She is already working.

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Tag Team Match
Kid Koala
Drop Bear
VS
Munchy Man
The Bullseye Kid

The Marsupials of Mayhem

Kid Koala & Drop Bear

The Haughty Troupe

Munchy Man & The Bullseye Kid

The Bayou is buzzing when "Pepper" Pete Peppins steps to the center of the ring and raises the microphone.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a TAG TEAM match scheduled for one fall, and it is the OPENING ROUND of the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament!

The crowd pops hard at that. Tournament brackets have been teased for weeks. Tonight it becomes real.

MURPHY
We are off and running here on Bad Juju, folks. April Monday joins us at the commentary desk tonight, and we could not have picked a bigger opening match for her to watch. First round of the tag title tournament. Somebody punches their ticket tonight.
APRIL MONDAY

I want to be clear about something before either of these teams comes out here. I made this match because the Bullseye Kid demanded it and he had every right to demand it. What happened to that hoodie last week was disrespectful and it was personal and professional wrestling is a personal business. But I am not out here to take sides. I am out here because I want to see who is actually ready to run a tournament.

pain GRILLÉ
Madame Monday, with respect, ze Haughty Troupe are ze most polished act in zis company. Ze tournament begins and ends wiz zem. Oui.
APRIL MONDAY

They certainly dress well, pain. I'll give them that.

MURPHY
And that is either the most diplomatic thing April Monday has ever said or the shadiest. I genuinely cannot tell.
pain GRILLÉ
(quietly) I choose not to press it.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Introducing first, representing The Haughty Troupe...

The arena lights slam to cold gold. The unmistakable crack of a snare drum. Then the guitar riff of "Sharp Dressed Man" detonates through the Bayou and the crowd immediately turns volcanic with boos. Dense gray smoke rolls across the stage entrance and through it, three figures emerge in perfect lockstep: Munchy Man with his neon-green lightning bolt face paint vivid under the gold light, the Bullseye Kid in his velvet vest with his gold wristwatches catching every photon in the building, and looming behind them both, filling the tunnel entrance like a doorframe made of meat, The Mammoth.

The crowd noise shifts. The boos are still there but they mix with something else. Something closer to alarm.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

From Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Austin, Texas, at a combined weight of four hundred and fifty-three pounds, THE HAUGHTY TROUPE: MUNCHY MAN AND THE BULLSEYE KID!

They walk the ramp in lockstep. Munchy Man doesn't acknowledge the crowd once. His jaw is clenched so tight the tendons in his neck are visible. He slides under the ropes violently, pops to his feet, and immediately gets in Danny Vance's face, shouting. The Bullseye Kid steps through the ropes smoothly, ascends the nearest turnbuckle, produces one gold-ringed finger and aims it directly at the hard camera. The Mammoth takes position at ringside without being asked, massive arms folded, cold eyes scanning the entrance.

DANNY VANCE

Hey! Back up! Back up right now! I'm tellin' you, man, that's my ring not yours!

Munchy Man stares through Danny for a long beat, then snarls and retreats to the corner.

MURPHY
And The Mammoth settling in at ringside. He is not in this match but he is absolutely in this building, and that is not a comfort to anyone on the other side of that ring.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze Mammoth is simply an interested spectator. A very large interested spectator. Zere is nothing wrong wiz zat.
APRIL MONDAY

He is seven foot two and four hundred and seventy nine pounds, pain. The man does not spectate anything. Everything he touches is a weapon.

pain GRILLÉ
(very carefully) I... yes. Zat is... a fair point, madame.

The gold light dies. The crowd settles for just a moment, and then the opening bars of "Adrenaline" by Wombat and Devlin slam through the speakers.

BAAAAAA!

The crowd erupts. Not a polite pop. A full-throated roar because they remember last week. They remember exactly what happened to that hoodie.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And their opponents, from Pierre Part, Louisiana, at a combined weight of four hundred and ninety-nine pounds, KID KOALA AND DROP BEAR: THE MARSUPIALS OF MAYHEM!

Kid Koala bursts through the crowd barrier at the far end of the arena floor wearing The Bullseye Kid's stolen hoodie. The graffiti is unmistakable even from the back of the building: a koala face spray-painted directly over the target emblem on the chest in silver and black, anarchist symbols scrawled down both sleeves. Kid Koala dances through the crowd, slapping hands, winding between bodies, his own party koala mask already sitting crooked from the movement. One step behind him, Drop Bear materializes from the darkness of the crowd like a geological event. The hand-stitched leather koala mask sits heavy on his enormous face. He does not wave. He does not acknowledge a single fan. He simply follows, and the crowd parts instinctively around his 311 pounds.

The Bullseye Kid is standing on the second rope before they even reach the ringside barrier. He is pointing at the hoodie. He is saying something with a lot of syllables and not a lot of calm.

Kid Koala vaults the ringside barrier and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, landing on his feet with the stolen hoodie still on his back. He spreads his arms wide for the crowd and the Bayou loses its mind.

Fans: "KID KOALA!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
That hoodie. That absolute defaced, graffitied, desecrated hoodie. Kid Koala is wearing it to the ring. He is wearing it as his entrance gear.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is criminal behavior! Zat is private property! Where is ze law!
MURPHY
Danny Vance is right there, pain, and he is a referee, not a property crimes detective.

Kid Koala reaches into the pocket of the hoodie, produces a black marker, writes something on the back of his left hand, shows it to the hard camera: "THE TROUPE ENDS HERE."

The Bullseye Kid has seen enough. He steps down from the turnbuckle and gets in Danny Vance's face now, gesturing at the hoodie, demanding Vance do something about it.

DANNY VANCE

I can't do anything about what somebody's wearin' to the ring, sir! That is not in the rules! The rules start when this bell rings and not one second before!

The Bullseye Kid stabs a finger at Koala. Kid Koala pulls the hood up over his koala mask and gives TBK a slow, mocking bow.

MURPHY
The Bullseye Kid is absolutely beside himself and we haven't even had a lockup.

Danny Vance checks both corners, gets a nod from both legal men, and calls for the bell.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

The legal starters: Kid Koala for the Marsupials and Munchy Man for the Haughty Troupe. Munchy Man charges straight out of the corner. No hesitation, no preamble. He swings a closed fist punch right at Kid Koala's jaw.

Kid Koala ducks under it.

The hoodie's hood flaps as Koala spins under the swing and bounces off the far ropes. He comes back with a running front dropkick that catches Munchy Man square in the sternum.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Munchy Man staggers back a step but does not go down. He looks down at his chest with an expression that would curdle milk.

MURPHY
Koala with the front dropkick and Munchy Man is rocked but not floored.
pain GRILLÉ
It is a flesh wound! Koala is a gnat! An aggravating, annoying, hoodie-stealing gnat!

Munchy Man grabs the ropes to steady himself and immediately goes for an eye rake as Koala closes in. His thumb rakes across Koala's eyes and Koala stumbles back, grabbing his face.

DANNY VANCE

Hey! Hey! That is an eye rake and I saw it, sir! I saw it! Warning! That's a warning right there!

MUNCHY MAN

Get out of my face, kid! I'll rake your eyes too!

DANNY VANCE

Okay and now that's a threat to an official which is a second warning and if I feel threatened I can disqualify your team entirely under Article Seven of the Spinebuster Pro ruleset so I strongly suggest you back up!

Munchy Man opens his mouth, looks at Danny Vance's absolute certainty, and backs up exactly one inch. It is the most rage-controlled one inch anyone in the Bayou has ever witnessed.

Koala, still blinking his eyes clear, sees the opening. He charges. Running leg drop bulldog, grabbing Munchy Man's head on the way past and driving it into the canvas.

SFX: "THUD!"

Munchy Man bounces face-first off the mat. Koala floats over for a cover.

ONE...
TWO...

TBK comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick straight into Kid Koala's ribs before Danny Vance can count three.

MURPHY
The Bullseye Kid making the save and Danny Vance is all over it!
DANNY VANCE

You are NOT the legal man! Get back to your corner! GET BACK!

TBK argues every step back to the apron. Munchy Man is already rolling to his corner, tags The Bullseye Kid on the shoulder.

MURPHY
Tag made and now we get what this crowd really came to see. The Bullseye Kid legally in the ring. Kid Koala right across from him. This is the actual match they want.
APRIL MONDAY

Watch Kid Koala's footwork here. He came up in a system that prioritizes positioning. He does not stand in front of you and fight you unless he is absolutely sure he has the angle.

The Bullseye Kid steps through the ropes slowly. Deliberately. He smoothes the front of his velvet vest, still wearing it, takes it off and drops it to ringside with a measured disdain that gets heat from the crowd all by itself. He does not look at Kid Koala for five full seconds. He is looking at the hoodie.

TBK

That hoodie. Take. It. Off.

MURPHY
TBK wants the hoodie back right now.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze audacity of wearing zat garment! C'est scandaleux!

Kid Koala looks down at himself. He looks at TBK. He grabs the hood from both sides, pulls it up, tilts his head.

KID KOALA

Suits me better anyway.

TBK snaps. He charges. Quickdraw chop across Kid Koala's chest that turns Koala sideways.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Oh! That is a stiff chop!

TBK grabs Koala by the wrist, Irish whip to the corner. Koala hits the buckles back-first and TBK is already moving, corner strike combo landing: right hand, left forearm, stepping kick to the midsection. Koala folds in the corner. TBK steps back, measuring.

APRIL MONDAY

There he is. TBK setting the tempo now. He wants to strip everything away and make Koala fight his match.

TBK shoots for the arm, wrenches it up in a hammerlock, drives Koala chest-first into the corner once, twice, three times. Koala's forehead bounces off the top buckle on the third drive and he slumps.

TBK pulls him out of the corner by the arm, snap suplex, bridge.

ONE...
TWO...

Kid Koala throws a shoulder up.

MURPHY
Solid snap suplex and TBK measuring that pin the way a veteran does. Not desperate. Just efficient.

TBK gets to his feet, reaches down, and with two fingers slowly begins unzipping the hoodie off Kid Koala's prone body. He is removing it. While Koala is down.

pain GRILLÉ
Heh. Property returned. Zis is over. Tag match is over.

The crowd boos hard. TBK holds the hoodie up in one hand, the graffiti facing the camera. He looks at it. His expression does something complicated: contempt and genuine wound sitting right next to each other. He drops it over the top rope to the floor like garbage.

That is a mistake.

Kid Koala catches a second wind from pure rage. He sits up. TBK turns back around. Koala fires a spinning elbow strike right into TBK's jaw that snaps the veteran's head sideways.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd ERUPTS.

Fans: "YES! YES! YES!"

TBK stumbles into the ropes. Koala off the far ropes, bicycle kick on the rebound, catching TBK flush across the jaw. TBK goes down in a heap.

MURPHY
Bicycle kick from Kid Koala! TBK is down! The hoodie comes off and something SNAPPED in that young man!

Koala drags TBK toward his corner and tags Drop Bear's enormous open hand.

Drop Bear steps over the top rope.

MURPHY
Drop Bear is in. And The Mammoth, who has been silent as a glacier at ringside this entire time, just put both hands on the apron.

The Mammoth is not in the ring. But he is leaning on it. His cold eyes are fixed on Drop Bear.

Drop Bear does not look at The Mammoth. He is looking at TBK.

TBK is getting to his feet. He sees Drop Bear and his veteran instincts fire immediately. He goes for an enzuigiri, trying to get something, anything, before the big man can set.

Drop Bear catches the boot.

He does not flinch. He just... holds it. Stares at TBK. Then hits a headbutt directly to TBK's knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"

TBK collapses. Drop Bear lifts him up by the wrist, short-arm lariat that folds TBK inside out.

MURPHY
Good Lord! That short-arm lariat nearly took TBK's head home with it!
pain GRILLÉ
Where is ze disqualification! Zat is assault! Zat is a hate crime against short-arm lariats! Zat was too hard!
MURPHY
That was a legal short-arm lariat, pain. That was just a very, very heavy one.

Drop Bear drops an elbow across TBK's sternum, hooks a leg.

ONE...
TWO...

Munchy Man off the top rope, elbow drop to the back of Drop Bear's head to break it up. He rolls away immediately.

DANNY VANCE

YOU! CORNER! NOW! That is your FINAL warning, sir, I am not kidding, you pull that again and I'm writing up a disqualification so fast your velvet vest is gonna feel it!

Munchy Man's face paint cannot hide his outrage. He backs to the apron.

Drop Bear is already rising. He turns and looks at Munchy Man on the apron. He grunts.

pain GRILLÉ
(nodding) Drop Bear is saying... he says zat Munchy Man has shown extraordinary courage and should be commended.
MURPHY
That is not what that grunt said.
APRIL MONDAY

That grunt said nothing about courage, pain.

pain GRILLÉ
(quietly) Non. It did not.

TBK uses the ropes to drag himself to his corner. He lunges, slaps Munchy Man's hand. Munchy Man vaults over the top rope with the urgency of a man who knows exactly what is behind him and does not want it to catch up.

He fires a gutwrench suplex the moment he gets his hands on Drop Bear. He gets the lift, barely, straining with everything in his 233 pounds. Drop Bear goes over and crashes to the mat.

The crowd actually gasps a little. That lift cost Munchy Man something.

MURPHY
Munchy Man with the gutwrench suplex on Drop Bear! That is three hundred and eleven pounds lifted!
pain GRILLÉ
I told you! The man is a machine! He is the backbone of zis tournament! Of zis company! Of zis world!

Munchy Man rolls to his feet, chest heaving, and covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Drop Bear throws Munchy Man off of him so hard the veteran rolls halfway across the ring.

MURPHY
That was not a kickout. That was a throw. Drop Bear just threw a two hundred and thirty three pound man like a throw pillow.

Munchy Man scrambles to his feet, sees Drop Bear already rising, and does what Munchy Man always does when the script goes sideways: he swings. Running elbow drop to the back of Drop Bear's neck as the big man is halfway up. It staggers Drop Bear. Munchy Man hammers with closed fist punches, one after another, targeting the side of Drop Bear's head, driving him back into the ropes. He whips Drop Bear across the ring.

Drop Bear comes back and runs Munchy Man over with a running shoulder tackle that sends the veteran skidding across the canvas.

SFX: "THUD!"
Fans: "WOOOO!"
MURPHY
Running shoulder tackle and Munchy Man is DOWN!

Drop Bear tags Kid Koala. The tag is loud. Koala comes in fast, bounces off the ropes, second rope knee strike to Munchy Man's head just as the veteran is sitting up.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Munchy Man crumples back down.

MURPHY
Beautiful sequence from the Marsupials! Drop Bear and Kid Koala working in tandem and Munchy Man is eating the canvas!

Koala looks out at the crowd and the Bayou is with him completely.

MURPHY
And folks, before this gets any more heated, a quick word from our friends at Swamp Water, the official hydration of Spinebuster PRO. You are watching Bad Juju and these two teams are out here putting their bodies on the line for real, so you might as well put something real in yours. Swamp Water: it hits different because Louisiana hits different.
pain GRILLÉ
I endorse nothing. But I did drink one earlier and my left eye has been more open zan usual, so.
MURPHY
That might just be the match, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
Non. It is ze Swamp Water.

Back in the ring. Koala is measuring Munchy Man. He hauls the veteran to his feet, hooks him from behind, looks out at Drop Bear. Drop Bear steps through the ropes without being tagged. Danny Vance protests immediately.

DANNY VANCE

He is not the legal man! He is not the legal man!

Drop Bear is not listening. He catches Munchy Man in a running big boot combo setup as Koala drives Munchy Man forward with a backstabber from behind. Munchy Man's back bends wrong over Koala's knees and then the big boot clips his jaw on the way down.

SFX: "CRACK! THUD!"
MURPHY
The running big boot backstabber combination! One of the Marsupials' signature double-team moves!
DANNY VANCE

(pointing at Drop Bear) Out. Right now. Out of this ring. Out! You've got five seconds!

Drop Bear looks at Danny Vance. He considers this. He steps back through the ropes. He does it very slowly.

DANNY VANCE

Thank you! That is professionalism!

TBK tags himself in over Munchy Man's extended hand while the big man is down. He grabs Kid Koala from behind, rolling him up with a handful of tights.

ONE...
TWO...

DANNY VANCE is on the mat immediately, eyes level with the tights, and waves it off.

DANNY VANCE

No! No no no! That is a handful of tights right there! I can see it! Restart! Restart!

TBK is on his feet immediately.

TBK

Are you kidding me? Are you KIDDING me, son?! I have been wrestling since before you were born!

DANNY VANCE

And yet somehow you still don't know that a handful of tights invalidates the pin, sir! It's basic! It's day one stuff!

APRIL MONDAY

Good officiation right there. Danny Vance saw it from the mat level and he called it. I don't care who's in there, the rules are the rules.

pain GRILLÉ
Ze rules are strangling legitimate competition, zat's what ze rules are doing.

Kid Koala is back to vertical while TBK is arguing with Danny Vance. TBK finally turns around.

Kid Koala is standing three feet away from him wearing that expression. The one where everything behind his eyes has gone very calm and very deliberate.

TBK goes for the Moving Target, hooking Koala's head for the tornado DDT, sprinting up to the second rope. Koala slips out from under the arm. TBK lands on the second rope alone, wobbling, then drops back down to the canvas awkwardly and catches himself.

He turns around.

Kid Koala plants both feet and drills him with the Awakening: a shining wizard to TBK's kneeling position, the knee catching TBK directly across the temple.

SFX: "CRACK!"

TBK goes sideways and does not immediately move.

MURPHY
AWAKENING! The shining wizard from Kid Koala connects! TBK is down!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
APRIL MONDAY

That is the counter awareness I was talking about. He did not chase the tornado DDT. He let TBK commit to it, let the veteran's own momentum take him off-balance, and he stepped into the opening. That is ring IQ.

Kid Koala backs to the ropes, reading the position. TBK is down and stirring. Munchy Man is on the apron, arm extended, screaming for a tag. But TBK is a long way from the corner.

And then The Mammoth's enormous hand reaches through the ropes and grabs Kid Koala's ankle.

MURPHY
The Mammoth! The Mammoth has got Koala's ankle!

The crowd boils over. Danny Vance spins and points.

DANNY VANCE

HEY! HANDS OFF! Hands off the competitor! Sir, if you touch a wrestler one more time I will disqualify this team from this tournament match! Do you understand what that means? That is done! Gone! Over!

The Mammoth releases the ankle. He does it slowly and with absolutely zero emotion, like he set something down on a table.

Drop Bear steps off the apron.

MURPHY
Drop Bear has seen enough!

Drop Bear walks around the ring toward The Mammoth. The Mammoth turns to face him with the patience of something that has never worried about being too slow.

MURPHY
Oh. Oh this is going to be seismic.
pain GRILLÉ
Non. Zis is going to be a murder. Two murders. I may need to close my eyes.

The two giants stand at ringside. Six foot three, three hundred and eleven pounds. Seven foot two, four hundred and seventy nine pounds. Drop Bear headbutts The Mammoth in the chest because The Mammoth's chest is more or less at Drop Bear's head height.

SFX: "THUD!"

The Mammoth does not move. He looks down.

Drop Bear grabs The Mammoth by the head with both hands and drives a headbutt directly into the massive man's sternum again.

SFX: "THUD!"

The Mammoth grabs Drop Bear in a bearhug, squeezing. Drop Bear grunts, reaching for the eyes, raking at The Mammoth's face. The two of them tangle at ringside, crashing into the barricade. Danny Vance is leaning through the ropes screaming at them.

DANNY VANCE

BOTH OF YOU, GET AWAY FROM MY RING! I HAVE A RULESET AND IT APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE RINGSIDE AREA!

In the ring, Kid Koala has watched all of this unfold. TBK is back to his feet and sees it too. He grabs Koala by the arm, whips him to the ropes. Koala ducks under TBK's arm on the return, springboard off the middle rope, spinning elbow strike to the jaw.

SFX: "CRACK!"

TBK drops to both knees.

Koala lands. He looks at TBK. He looks at the ropes. He looks at the top turnbuckle. The whole geometry of the match clicks.

MURPHY
Koala going up top! Koala going up!

Kid Koala climbs the turnbuckle in four fast steps, balances on the top rope as TBK rises from his knees to his feet in front of him, and launches himself.

The Koala Killa Krusha! A somersault leg drop from the top rope onto a standing opponent. The back of Koala's leg catches TBK across the back of the head and drives him straight into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK! THUD!"
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

The crowd is completely unglued. Kid Koala hooks both legs deep.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING DING DING!"
MURPHY
IT IS OVER! Kid Koala has done it! The Marsupials of Mayhem advance in the tag team tournament!
pain GRILLÉ
Non! NON! Ze tights! Ze shoes! Ze mask! Something was illegal! I demand a review!
DANNY VANCE

(pointing at Kid Koala, then at Pepper Pete) WINNER!

At ringside, The Mammoth and Drop Bear are still tangled in the barricade area, the huge men grappling and shoulder-tackling and grinding against the metal in a collision that has more gravity than physics should allow. Officials and ring crew begin trying to physically separate them, which requires more officials and ring crew than anyone expected. Munchy Man is already through the ropes checking on TBK, whose arm is over his face.

"Adrenaline" by Wombat and Devlin thunders back through the Bayou.

BAAAAAA!

Kid Koala climbs the nearest turnbuckle, both arms out. His party koala mask has shifted sideways during the match and it sits half-off his face, one eye covered, which somehow makes the image more triumphant and more anarchic simultaneously. He is pointing at the hard camera. At the tournament bracket. At everything.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Here are your winners, and advancing to the second round of the Tag Team Championship Tournament: KID KOALA AND DROP BEAR, THE MARSUPIALS OF MAYHEM!

MURPHY
And look at the Bullseye Kid. Look at him right now. The hoodie is on the floor outside the ring, right where he dropped it, and the man who graffitied it just pinned him clean in the middle of this ring. This angle is not over. This is nowhere near over.
APRIL MONDAY

No, it is not over. Kid Koala came in here and he proved a point tonight. He proved that he has the ring smarts to back up the theater. And that makes him more dangerous, not less.

pain GRILLÉ
(long pause) I hate it when you are right, madame.
APRIL MONDAY

I know, pain.

Drop Bear has disengaged from The Mammoth, which the officials count as a victory. Drop Bear walks to the ring steps, climbs them, and stands on the apron. He and Kid Koala look at each other for a moment. Drop Bear grunts once.

MURPHY
Drop Bear, what do you make of that?
pain GRILLÉ
He says... he says ze Marsupials of Mayhem are already ze best tag team in zis tournament and everyone else should... prepare accordingly.
MURPHY
Is that really what he said?
pain GRILLÉ
(watching Drop Bear's expression carefully) ...Oui. Definitely.
MURPHY
For April Monday and pain GRILLE, I am Morton Murphy. The tag team tournament is officially underway. We'll see you after the break.
ResultThe Marsupials of Mayhem(Kid Koala pins)via pinfall — Koala Killa Krusha (somersault leg drop from top to standing opponent)5:47
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"The Cajun Current" Jarvis Jolt
Gruff Veracity
Backstage Interview

The Brutal Truth

"The Cajun Current" Jarvis Jolt

Gruff Veracity

MURPHY
We are back here on Bad Juju, and before we get to the next match we have got a backstage interview standing by. Jarvis Jolt is on the set with a debuting star.
APRIL MONDAY

I have been looking forward to this one all week, Morton. Gruff Veracity is somebody this building is about to get very familiar with.

pain GRILLÉ
You are both getting very excited about someone nobody has seen yet. This is premature. This is perhaps the most premature excitement pain has ever witnessed at this desk.
MURPHY
We are going backstage right now.

The camera cuts to the interview set. The Spinebuster PRO branded backdrop fills the frame. The small monitor in the background is showing the live show feed, casting a faint flicker of light behind the two men standing in front of it. Jarvis Jolt is already positioned, wearing a deep crimson silk blazer with black satin lapels and a gold pocket square folded into a sharp pyramid. His microphone, bearing the vintage J/V lightning bolt logo, is held low at his hip. He is standing perfectly straight, spine rigid and immaculate, a slow grin spreading across his face as the camera finds him.

To his left stands Gruff Veracity. He is not performing readiness. He simply is ready. He stares directly into the lens like he has already been there for twenty minutes and has been patient about it.

JARVIS JOLT

Ladies and gentlemen, children of the bayou and citizens of the great wide world beyond, Jarvis Jolt welcomes you to the most anticipated debut in the history of this building. Now, this man standing to Jarvis Jolt's left does not need a great deal of introduction, because the truth, as they say, speaks for itself. Standing right here on the Spinebuster PRO interview set, in his very first appearance on Bad Juju, Jarvis Jolt is proud to present to you the man they call Gruff Veracity.

Jarvis turns to face him, the smile staying easy and professional. But there is something in the way Jarvis holds himself around Gruff, a half-step of increased rigidity, a careful neutrality in the jaw, as if the showman instincts are doing quiet calculations about the man sharing his frame.

JARVIS JOLT

Now, Jarvis Jolt is gonna get right to it. Next week, your debut. One on one. Elvis Hunt. The people of Baton Rouge are going to get their first real look at Gruff Veracity in that ring. So the question that Jarvis Jolt has been asked to ask, and the question this audience deserves an honest answer to, is a simple one. Who are you, and why does it matter?

Gruff does not shift his weight. He does not look at Jarvis. He looks at the camera. He lets the silence sit for three full seconds, and the silence does not feel uncomfortable. It feels like the quiet before something collapses.

GRUFF VERACITY

I am not a product. I am not a presentation. I did not come through polished halls and scheduled television time and somebody's idea of what a wrestler ought to look like. I came through basements. I came through parking lots. I came through rings where the canvas was held down with duct tape and the mat underneath was plywood and the people watching paid eight dollars and they got more than they bargained for every single time. That is where I am from. Underground halls. Backyard rings. Blood-soaked independents. You want to know who I am? I am what this business looks like when nobody is prettying it up for the camera.

APRIL MONDAY

That right there is a man who has earned every callus on his hands the hard way. I know that posture. I know that look. My father had that same thousand-yard stare before he walked into the worst fights of his career.

pain GRILLÉ
Oui, and I am sure he showered also, unlike this one.
MURPHY
pain.
pain GRILLÉ
I am making an observation.
JARVIS JOLT

Now Jarvis Jolt is going to be transparent with you right now, because Jarvis Jolt respects what the truth costs a man. Gruff Veracity, this promotion has seen a lot of people come through that curtain carrying a reputation built somewhere else. Some of them deliver. Some of them do not. Elvis Hunt is going to walk out to that ring next week with a plan. He is going to have something prepared for you. What does Gruff Veracity have prepared for Elvis Hunt?

GRUFF VERACITY

Elvis Hunt has got a plan. That is good. Plans are good. Plans give a man something to mourn when they fall apart. What Gruff Veracity has is simpler than a plan. Gruff Veracity has got a short-arm lariat that has put better men face-first into the canvas in buildings a lot less forgiving than this one. Gruff Veracity has got a powerbomb that does not require cooperation. And Gruff Veracity has got a top-rope crucifix bomb that ends the conversation completely. No ceremony. No buildup. No showmanship. The truth will set you free, Elvis, and next week the truth is going to land on your chest from the top rope.

MURPHY
There it is. The STFU. That is the finisher we have heard about from everybody who has seen this man work.
pain GRILLÉ
The truth will set you free? This is a fortune cookie. This is philosophy from a man who wears a black shroud. I am not afraid of philosophy, I am telling you that.
APRIL MONDAY

pain, you are afraid of plenty. And if you had half a brain in that bread-shaped mask of yours, you would put this man on the list.

pain GRILLÉ
That is not a bread. It is a croissant. Specifically a pain au chocolat. The detail matters.
MURPHY
It does not matter.

Jarvis tilts the microphone slightly, the grin staying in place but his eyes making a brief, almost invisible assessment of Gruff, top to bottom, the way a man measures something he cannot have anymore. Then the showman snaps back in like a fuse reconnecting.

JARVIS JOLT

And Jarvis Jolt appreciates the clarity. Because here in Spinebuster PRO, clarity is a rare and beautiful currency. You step through that curtain next week, you make your statement on Gruff Veracity's terms, and the Bayou is going to know your name by the final bell. That much, the Current can promise you.

GRUFF VERACITY

The Bayou already knows what it needs to know. It knows what happens when somebody real walks into a room full of performance. Next week, Elvis Hunt finds out what the independent circuit already settled a long time ago.

He pauses. He looks directly into the camera one more time. No flourish. No punctuation. The statement is complete and he is finished with it.

GRUFF VERACITY

The truth will set you free.

Gruff turns and walks out of frame. No music. No fanfare. The Spinebuster PRO backdrop simply shows the space where he was standing.

Jarvis watches him go. For just a fraction of a second, standing alone on the interview set in his crimson blazer, the smile goes somewhere else. It is not sadness exactly. It is the specific expression of a man who remembers what it felt like to walk out of a room like that, certain, loaded, and unafraid. Then he brings the microphone back up, turns to the camera, and the grin is back, bright and sharp and immaculate.

JARVIS JOLT

Flip the switch, grab a socket, because you are officially running on Jarvis Jolt juice. Back to the desk.

MURPHY
Gruff Veracity. Next week. Elvis Hunt. I have a feeling Bad Juju just got a lot more interesting.
APRIL MONDAY

What you just saw was not a promo. That was a declaration. That man means every single word he says, and Elvis Hunt better watch that back and take it seriously.

pain GRILLÉ
I watched it. I have processed it. I remain unmoved. I am just saying, the man could smile once. Once. Just to show the muscles work.
MURPHY
Coming up next, we have got more action on the card tonight. Do not go anywhere.
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"Black Crown Riot" Charlie Williams
"Kaiju" Teddy Alexander
April Monday
Championship Presentation

Presenting your Swamp Water Energy Champion!

"Black Crown Riot" Charlie Williams

"Kaiju" Teddy Alexander

April Monday

The arena is in the middle of a short commercial break. The production crew mills around the floor, checking cables. The house lights are up at half. At the commentary desk, April Monday is already seated between Murphy and pain GRILLE, her tailored black suit immaculate under the studio lighting, her family rings catching the light every time she moves her hand. She has a glass of water she has not touched.

MURPHY
We are back here on Bad Juju, folks, and we have been blessed tonight to have the owner of this very promotion sitting right here alongside us. April Monday, welcome.
APRIL MONDAY

Thank you, Morton. I am going to need you to stop flattering me and let me watch my show.

pain GRILLÉ
I am very comfortable wiz zis. She is saying exactly ze correct thing. Less talking, more watching. I have been saying zis for years.
MURPHY
You have never said that in your life.
pain GRILLÉ
I say it internally. It counts.
APRIL MONDAY

Gentlemen. Please.

A beat. Both men go quiet immediately.

MURPHY
Right. So folks, if you were with us for our first episode of Bad Juju, you know that in our main event, Charlie Williams of THRØNEBREACH DISASTER went toe to toe with Killian Black, and he walked out of that building with a victory. A clean, hard-earned victory in the middle of this ring. And tonight, we are going to honour that.
APRIL MONDAY

That is exactly right. What you are about to see is not a formality. What happened in that ring last week was a performance that earned something. This promotion does not hand out gold because somebody showed up. You fight for it. You bleed for it. Charlie Williams did both.

pain GRILLÉ
I mean, I will reserve my judgment on zis Williams until I 'ave seen more of 'im, but yes, technically, he did win ze match, so I suppose --
APRIL MONDAY

He did win the match.

pain GRILLÉ
Oui. Yes. Zat is what I said.

The production lights shift. The floor crew begin to clear to ringside positions. "Pepper" Pete Peppins steps through the curtain at the top of the ramp and walks briskly down to the ring, a folded card in one hand and the Spinebuster PRO Swamp Water Championship draped over his forearm in a presentation tray, covered with a black cloth. He climbs the steps with practiced ceremony and enters the ring. A crew member follows him, taking position at the far corner.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the stage for the championship presentation ceremony of the inaugural -- the first-ever -- Spinebuster PRO Swamp Water Energy Championship.

The crowd responds with a warm, appreciative cheer. There is something genuine in the room. A new belt. A first champion. It means something even here on episode two.

MURPHY
First-ever, pain. You only get one first. Whatever comes next, this moment belongs to Charlie Williams.
pain GRILLÉ
I 'ave questions about ze name on ze belt, personally, but yes, I understand ze moment is significant.
APRIL MONDAY

The naming rights sponsor put serious money into this building, into this production, and into the futures of every person on this roster. You are welcome to write them a letter.

pain GRILLÉ
Non. Non, I will not be doing zat.

"Pepper" Pete Peppins straightens his cuffs, lifts the card, and clears his throat.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Making his way to the ring at this time, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana -- he is one half of THRØNEBREACH DISASTER -- please welcome the man who in our very first episode went to war with Killian Black and did not blink -- "BLACK CROWN RIOT" CHARLIE WILLIAMS --

The house lights immediately cut to deep violet.

The soaring, driving electronic synth line of Pendulum's "Witchcraft" detonates through the PA and the Bayou goes from politely warm to properly loud in about one second flat. There is something about that track -- the urgency of it, the rolling momentum -- that physically compels the body upward.

Charlie Williams steps through the curtain smooth as silk. No rush. No theatrics. He has Teddy Alexander just off his left shoulder, the big man walking with that same coiled, forward-leaning intensity he carries everywhere. Charlie is in his black tights with the crimson and bronze geometric lines, the black compression sleeve on his right arm, the MMA gloves. He is grinning. Not the nervous grin of a man trying to project confidence -- the grin of a man who has already figured out the joke and is deciding whether to tell it yet.

MURPHY
Listen to this building. Baton Rouge giving it up for one of their own tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
He is from here, yes, which explains ze enthusiasm, but I would like to point out zat hometown crowds are notoriously unreliable judges of talent, so --
APRIL MONDAY

He beat Killian Black in that ring, pain.

pain GRILLÉ
Zey are very reliable.

Midway down the ramp, Charlie drops cleanly onto one knee. The motion is unhurried, deliberate, natural. He brings four fingers up to his temple, presses them firmly against his forehead, and slowly -- slowly -- rotates the hand downward. The arena responds to it like a cue they have already learned.

He rises precisely as the vocal line hits. "Well I'll lift you out."

MURPHY
The Black Crown gesture, right there on that ramp. That is not a flourish for the cameras. That is a man telling you exactly what he intends to do.

Charlie slides under the bottom rope, pops to his feet, mounts the far corner turnbuckle, and executes the Black Crown again -- four fingers to the head, slow rotation downward -- pointed directly at the hard camera. Teddy Alexander stands below him, arms folded, jaw set, looking at nobody and everybody at the same time.

The music fades.

MURPHY
These two men. Thrønebreach Disaster. They came into this promotion on episode one like they had something to prove, and folks, they did not disappoint.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze large one makes me uncomfortable in a professional sense. I prefer to 'ave a buffer zone.

Now at ringside, April Monday sets her microphone down on the commentary desk, pushes her chair back, and stands. She smooths the front of her jacket. She lifts a second chrome microphone from the desk -- she had it there the whole time, quietly -- and walks to the steel steps at ringside.

MURPHY
Here we go, folks.
APRIL MONDAY

Excuse me, gentlemen.

She climbs the steps, walks the apron, and steps through the middle rope into the ring. She does not pose. She does not wave. She moves to the center of the ring with that slow, ground-level regal pace and stands, and the building settles into a listening hush.

Charlie Williams takes a small step back, giving her the room. He is still smiling but it is respectful now. Teddy uncrosses his arms.

The crew member in the corner steps forward with the presentation tray. The black cloth is still over the belt. He holds it steady.

APRIL MONDAY

Charlie. Teddy. Thank you for being here.

She lets that land. It is simple and she means it.

APRIL MONDAY

I am going to keep this brief, because I was raised by a man who believed the belt should do most of the talking. My father, August Monday, spent thirty years earning championship gold in buildings a fraction of this size, in front of crowds a fraction of this loud, and he treated every single one of those belts like it was the last one he was ever going to hold. Because on any given night, it is.

She looks at Charlie directly.

APRIL MONDAY

Last week, in that ring, you faced Killian Black. Now I know some people in this building want to tell you that was just a main event on our first night of television. That it was a warm-up. That it was a stepping stone. I want to be real clear: I do not book stepping stones. I do not stage exhibitions. When I put a match together and I put gold on the line above it, I am asking a question. Charlie Williams, I asked you a question last week. And you answered it.

The crowd responds with genuine appreciation. Charlie brings the back of his gloved hand up to his mouth, suppressing whatever grin is trying to escape.

APRIL MONDAY

This championship, the Swamp Water Energy Championship -- and yes, I am saying the full name because they paid for it and so did you -- this is not a consolation prize. It is not a placeholder. It is the first title ever crowned in this company that is mine. This is the inaugural reign. It goes into the history books tonight. And the man whose name goes next to it had better have earned it.

She looks at him again.

APRIL MONDAY

You earned it.

She turns to the crew member, grips the edge of the black cloth, and pulls it away cleanly.

The Spinebuster PRO Swamp Water Energy Championship catches the ring lights. It is a proper belt -- deep green and black leather, a substantial center plate with the Spinebuster PRO logo struck in bold relief and the Swamp Water Energy branding worked into the lower plates without overwhelming the main design. It is new. It gleams.

The crowd pops.

MURPHY
There it is. The Swamp Water Energy Championship. First time it has ever been in this ring, folks. First time it has ever been seen in the hands of a champion.
pain GRILLÉ
I will say -- and I do not say zis lightly -- it is a handsome belt. Ze green is correct. Ze weight looks appropriate. I give it grudging approval.

April Monday takes the championship from the tray. She holds it for a moment, both hands, and looks at it. Then she turns and extends it to Charlie Williams.

Charlie takes it. He takes it with both hands and holds it out in front of him and looks at it for a long moment. Teddy Alexander puts one massive hand on Charlie's shoulder briefly, a beat of genuine acknowledgement between them, and then steps back.

The crowd builds.

Charlie turns, drapes the belt over one shoulder, looks out at the building, and then raises the microphone.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

So. Baton Rouge.

The crowd responds.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

I'm gonna be honest with you lot, yeah? I have been standing in this ring for a week now trying to figure out what to say if this moment actually happened. And I had a whole thing worked out. It was elegant. It was articulate. It was, frankly, the best speech nobody in this room would have ever heard.

He pauses, tapping the side of his head.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Gone. Completely gone. The second she pulled that cloth off, it just... evaporated. So you get the genuine version tonight, which is actually better for you because the polished one had at least three words you were going to have to look up afterward.

The crowd laughs. April Monday stands to the side, arms folded, the ghost of a smile on her face.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

I want to say something to everybody in this building, and everybody watching at home, who has ever been told they didn't belong in a room. Who was told they were too tall, too technical, too quiet, too weird for what this business is supposed to look like right now. Last week, Killian Black stood in this ring and he was very good. He was genuinely very good, and I want that on the record because I am not the type to diminish a man's ability to make a point. But I was better. Not louder. Not flashier. Better.

He brings four fingers up to his temple. Slow rotation downward.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

And this --

He lifts the championship off his shoulder with one hand, holds it up.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

This is what better looks like.

The crowd responds warmly. Charlie lets it breathe.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Now. Teddy.

He looks at his partner. Teddy looks back at him with that same flat, burning intensity he carries into everything.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

We've got a tag tournament match next week. And it is going to be the toughest match this team has had in this building so far. The Blood Oath are exactly as dangerous as they look, and I am not walking into that match with anything less than my complete, total, undivided respect for what they are capable of. Because that is what keeps you alive in there. That is what keeps your neck intact.

He glances sideways at Teddy.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Your words, approximately.

Teddy gives him nothing. A beat. Then the smallest exhale through his nose that might be a laugh.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

We are going to fight as hard as we have ever fought, because we have a reason to now. I have got something around my waist worth defending. Teddy and I have got something worth proving as a team. And I have got a partner who, and I say this with complete sincerity, I would not trade for anything on this roster because he is the only man I have ever met who is angrier about losing than I am, and I find that deeply, deeply comforting.

He turns back to the crowd.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Blood Oath. Next week. Bring everything you have got. Because we are going to.

He pulls the mic down and turns back to April Monday with a nod.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

And thank you. Genuinely.

APRIL MONDAY

Don't thank me, son. Thank Killian Black for being in that ring with you. He's who made it matter.

Charlie considers that. His grin shifts into something more considered.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Fair point.

He raises the championship again and the building responds. Teddy Alexander looks out at the crowd, a man entirely at home inside the noise.

MURPHY
Charlie Williams, the inaugural Swamp Water Energy Champion. A moment, folks. You only get one first.
pain GRILLÉ
Next week it is THRØNEBREACH against ze Blood Oath in ze tag tournament, which I would say is going to be interesting, but zat is not a strong enough word. I think "catastrophic" is more accurate for at least one of ze parties involved.
APRIL MONDAY

Both of those teams know how to hurt people. What we find out next week is which team knows how to endure it.

MURPHY
And that is the difference, right there at the commentary desk. Ladies and gentlemen, we will be right --

A commotion at the top of the ramp.

The curtain parts not with music but with urgency. Harry Balkin Jr. walks out first, the collar of his jacket up, his jaw set with a particular kind of righteous indignation that belongs to a man who has been offended and intends everyone to know it. Behind him, the rest of Media Trial filters out onto the stage. They do not rush. They stop at the top of the ramp. They are not coming to the ring. They are standing there the way a press conference interrupts a broadcast.

Harry Balkin Jr. has a microphone.

MURPHY
And here comes Media Trial. Harry Balkin Jr., folks. He has been vocal since day one about who does and does not deserve a place in this company's title picture, and I do not imagine tonight is going to be any different.
pain GRILLÉ
Finally. Finally someone wiz a legitimate perspective enters ze conversation.
APRIL MONDAY

Here we go.

In the ring, Charlie Williams watches Harry Balkin with a patient, tilted expression, like a man watching someone very confidently mispronounce a word and deciding whether to correct them.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

I'm going to need everyone to hold on for just a second.

He holds up his free hand, palm out, as if physically pausing the ceremony.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Because what I just watched from that curtain back there -- that whole production -- made me genuinely uncomfortable. And not because of the belt. Not because of the moment. But because of the man holding it.

He looks directly at Charlie Williams.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Charlie. I want to be fair. I try very hard to be fair. That is something you will learn about me if you watch closely. I am a fair man. And because I am a fair man, I am going to tell you plainly what I see from up here, which is a very large person standing in a ring holding a championship that he was, let's be honest about it, handed.

The crowd begins to boo. Balkin absorbs it like a man absolutely convinced of his own correctness.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

One match. One match in this building against one opponent chosen by management. That is the criteria. That is the entire bar. And everybody in this room wants to act like we just witnessed something historic. I was there last week. I saw that match. And what I saw was a man with a lot of physical tools getting lucky in the right place at the right time. That is not a champion. That is a beneficiary.

He lifts the microphone.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Ms. Monday. With respect. You want to talk about earning things? About blood prices? Then look at me. Look at what I bring to this company every single week. My record, my credibility, my audience. Media Trial has been building something real while these two were doing -- whatever you call that down there with the hand.

He gestures vaguely at the Black Crown motion with faint disdain.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

I want a championship match. I want a match for that belt. And I think if you are serious about what this company is supposed to be, if you actually believe what you said about gold being earned and not handed out, then you look at me -- at my credentials, at my profile, at what I represent -- and you tell me I don't deserve to be in that conversation. I dare you.

The building is loudly against him. Harry Balkin Jr. lets it wash over him.

In the ring, April Monday has not moved. She has not shifted her weight. She has not uncrossed her arms. She watches Harry Balkin with the expression of someone who has had to explain arithmetic to very confident adults before and has developed a great deal of patience for it.

She lifts the chrome microphone.

APRIL MONDAY

Are you done?

A beat.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

I --

APRIL MONDAY

I asked you a question, Harry. Are you done?

He closes his mouth.

APRIL MONDAY

Good. Then you listen.

Her voice does not rise. It does not need to.

APRIL MONDAY

You said the word "given." You said Charlie Williams was given this opportunity. And I am going to be very precise with you right now, because I think precision is something you respond to. I did not give Charlie Williams anything. I scheduled a match. I put a title above it. And then I watched two men go into that ring and I let the result determine the champion. That is not a handout, Harry. That is how this works. You want to call it something else because you were not in the match. That is a you problem. That is not a me problem.

The crowd responds. Harry Balkin starts to speak. April Monday keeps talking.

APRIL MONDAY

Now. You want a title shot. I hear you. And I am not going to tell you that you have no future in this company's title picture, because I am a fair woman and I do not make promises I cannot keep in either direction. What I am going to tell you is that you have a tag tournament match next week. You and the Second-Wind Syndicate. That is your next obligation. That is where your focus goes. You earn your spot in line the same way Charlie did -- you get in that ring, and you win.

She lets the room sit with that.

APRIL MONDAY

You want me to see you as a competitor? Compete. This isn't a podium, Harry. It's a building with a ring in it. The ring is how we sort this out. I suggest you remember that before you spend any more time rehearsing speeches on my stage.

The crowd gives it to her. Genuinely gives it to her.

Charlie Williams, for his part, has been watching Harry Balkin with the loose, easy patience of a man who has already filed this entire exchange away under "useful later." He tilts the championship on his shoulder slightly, an almost imperceptible adjustment.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

April, if I may.

She glances at him. A brief, permissive nod.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Harry. Mate. I appreciate your passion. I genuinely do. The problem -- and it is a small problem, in the grand scheme of things -- is that you just stood up there on that ramp in front of this entire building and in front of cameras that are actively recording this, and you told everybody that I did not earn what is currently sitting on my shoulder.

He brings his free hand up, taps the plate of the championship.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Killian Black is on the roster. He is still here. His knees work fine, his memory is intact, he knows who I am, and if he wants to come and tell this building that I didn't earn it, he is welcome to make that argument. But you, Harry? You were ringside protesting like a little bitch. You know what I did last week because you witnessed it firsthand, same as everybody else. So before you diagnose my credentials, maybe try running your own test first.

He smiles. The pleasant, unhurried smile of a man entirely comfortable with where he is standing.

CHARLIE WILLIAMS

Good luck next week. I mean that. I genuinely hope you win because nothing would please me and Teddy more than kicking your ass all over the Bayou in the finals and holding up those tag belts.

He lowers the microphone.

Harry Balkin on the stage looks down at Charlie with something behind his eyes that is not quite anger. It is closer to the specific frustration of a man who came prepared for a different conversation. He glances at the rest of Media Trial. He looks back at the ring.

Teddy Alexander has not said a word. He is simply standing there, arms at his sides, watching Harry Balkin with the still, patient focus of something that has identified exactly where the threat is and is in no rush.

Harry Balkin brings the microphone up one more time.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

This conversation is not over.

APRIL MONDAY

I know. They never are with you.

She turns away from the stage, the dismissal absolute and total. She looks down at the crew member still standing in the corner and gives him a brief, composed nod. He gathers the presentation tray and exits the ring.

MURPHY
April Monday with the final word, and I have to say, folks, she has made her position crystal clear. You want a title shot in Spinebuster PRO, you go through the process. Nobody skips the line.
pain GRILLÉ
Balkin made legitimate points, Morton, which are being ignored because of politics and -- you know, I was going to finish zat sentence but she is still in my sightline so I will leave it as "legitimate points."
APRIL MONDAY

Good call.

pain GRILLÉ
Merci.
MURPHY
Folks, Harry Balkin Jr. and the Second-Wind Syndicate take on THRØNEBREACH DISASTER for the tag tournament next week right here on Bad Juju, and now we know exactly what kind of charge Harry Balkin is carrying into that match. As for Charlie Williams -- the first-ever Swamp Water Energy Champion -- he and Teddy Alexander will face the Blood Oath in that same tournament. Two massive matches. Next week.

In the ring, April Monday moves to the ropes and steps through to the apron as Charlie Williams turns one more time to the crowd, the Swamp Water Energy Championship raised in his right hand. Teddy Alexander stands beside him, jaw set, looking like the opening frame of something that is not finished yet.

On the stage, Media Trial watches from the top of the ramp. Harry Balkin Jr.'s microphone is at his side. He is not done. But for tonight, he is dismissed.

DR. KRACK'S CHIROPRACTIC

After The Match. Before The Rematch.

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One-on-One Match
"The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko
VS
Vox Null

"The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko

Vox Null

The Bayou is buzzing. The commentary desk is slightly louder than usual tonight, three voices instead of two, and the difference is immediate.

MURPHY
Folks, we are rolling right along here on Bad Juju, and what a night it has already been. Charlie Williams is your new Swamp Water Champion, and this crowd has not come down from that high yet.
APRIL MONDAY

That presentation was earned. The legacy demands a blood price, and Charlie Williams paid it. But what's coming next? That's what I want to talk about.

pain GRILLÉ
What eez coming next eez exactly what I want to talk about also, because what eez coming next eez someone named "The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko, and I 'ave studied 'is record, Morton. 'Is record eez extraordinary.
MURPHY
His record is fabricated. He prints those things himself on a home printer. pain, you know that.
pain GRILLÉ
I know nozing of ze sort.
APRIL MONDAY

I know everything of ze sort, and so do you.

A beat of silence from pain.

pain GRILLÉ
...I 'ave no comment at zis time.

The lights in the Bayou surge bright. A triumphant sports anthem blasts from the PA, the kind of music that plays when someone accepts an award they absolutely do not deserve. The crowd reaction is immediate and negative.

Fans: BOO!
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Stat City, accompanied by goldFISH, he is "THE WINNINGEST" IKE GRITSENKO!

Gritsenko swaggers out from behind the curtain holding a clipboard above his head like it is a championship belt. He is pointing at himself with his free hand, head nodding, completely self-assured. He turns sideways to display whatever is on that clipboard to the camera, a wall of fabricated statistics in a font size too small to read on any screen.

Behind him, goldFISH bounces out to bubbly electronic pop with water sound effects layered beneath it, arms doing wide swimming motions through the air. goldFISH hits the ramp and immediately, unavoidably, absolutely eats it. Both feet go out from under him on the ramp and he crashes hip-first to the floor.

Fans: OHHHH!

goldFISH pops up, blinks twice, keeps swimming.

MURPHY
And there goes goldFISH, down the ramp the same way he comes down every single ramp in this building.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze ramp eez treacherous. I 'ave said zis many times. It eez a safety 'azard. goldFISH eez a victim of an unsafe work environment.
APRIL MONDAY

He slips every time. Every. Single. Time.

pain GRILLÉ
Zat eez... zat eez coincidence, April.

Gritsenko pays his partner's fall zero attention. He is too busy pointing at himself and making elaborate gestures toward the crowd that suggest they should be grateful to witness him. He climbs the steps, wipes his feet on the apron like he is entering someone's home, and steps through the ropes. He walks directly to the center of the ring, holds up the clipboard, and then tucks it under his arm and strikes a pose.

MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko is two matches into this promotion's history and his printed record has him at eleven and zero. He printed that himself, folks.
pain GRILLÉ
Eleven and zero eez eleven and zero, Morton. Numbers do not lie.
APRIL MONDAY

The man who prints his own statistics is not someone you should be defending.

pain GRILLÉ
I am defending ze concept of ze statistic. Not ze man.

goldFISH has slid under the ropes and is standing in Gritsenko's corner, still doing small swimming gestures, eyes a little glossy, already appearing to have partially forgotten how he got here.

The music cuts.

The house lights die completely.

Silence.

Not the quiet between songs. Not the hush of anticipation. True silence. The kind that presses against your ears. The ventilation system becomes suddenly very audible. Someone near the hard camera coughs and it echoes. The video wall goes completely dark and then flickers: SIGNAL LOST.

A tinnitus ring tone, thin and high and clinical, bleeds through the PA at low volume. Then muffled crowd ambience, the sound of this very arena heard from underwater. Static interference begins to crawl across the tron.

Then, from the PA system, a massive iPhone vibration sound rattles the speakers.

A text-to-speech voice, flat and mechanical and somehow completely without mercy, echoes through the Bayou.

SFX: Can you hear me?

White noise swells like a tide coming in. Cold white lighting erupts from the entrance. Thousands of phone flashlights flicker on across the Bayou simultaneously, like stars appearing, and through the white light and the white noise, a silhouette.

Six feet five inches. Three hundred and twelve pounds.

Moving slowly.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And his opponent. From parts unknown. He is VOX NULL!

MURPHY
And this arena just got a whole lot quieter and a whole lot more dangerous at the same time. Vox Null is here, and folks, if you have not seen this man in action before tonight, strap in.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not like ze silence. Ze silence eez uncomfortable. Why cannot 'e 'ave normal music like a normal person? What eez wrong wiz a nice entrance song?
APRIL MONDAY

The silence is the message. And Ike Gritsenko is about to receive it.

Vox Null walks without hurry. He does not acknowledge the crowd but he does not dismiss them. His eyes are on the ring. Specifically, they are on Ike Gritsenko, who has stopped pointing at himself and is now holding his clipboard slightly lower than before. goldFISH in the corner looks at Vox Null and then looks at Gritsenko and then looks back at Vox Null with the expression of a person who is reassessing some decisions.

Vox Null reaches the apron. Steps up. Steps through the ropes. The white noise fades. The house lights return.

The silence that replaces the entrance music is comfortable for Vox Null and visibly less comfortable for everyone in Gritsenko's corner.

Roxy "Patch" Malone stands in the center of the ring, one eye on each competitor, her expression suggesting she has been awake since four in the morning and has zero patience for anything that is about to happen. She checks Gritsenko for foreign objects, pats down his trunks and boots with all the warmth of a customs agent. She crosses to Vox Null, looks up at him, and pats him down with the same energy. Vox Null looks straight ahead the entire time.

ROXY MALONE

You. Clipboard. Ring announcer holds it. You don't need it in 'ere.

Gritsenko protests with his whole body.

ROXY MALONE

I don't actually care what you think about it. Give it to Pepper or I'll throw it in the bayou myself.

Gritsenko looks to goldFISH, who helpfully takes the clipboard with the air of someone who was already forgetting why he was given it.

ROXY MALONE

Alright. We wrestle clean, we follow my count, and if I say stop, you stop. We clear?

Gritsenko crosses his arms. Vox Null gives a single slow nod.

ROXY MALONE

Good enough for me.

She steps back and signals to the timekeeper.

SFX: DING DING DING!

The two men come to center ring. Gritsenko looks up at Vox Null and very slightly has to adjust that estimate, because six-five is a different thing when you are standing in front of it. He masks it quickly, rolls his shoulders, and extends one hand toward Vox Null in a mock display of sportsmanship, the kind of handshake offer where the extending hand is accompanied by a smirk.

Vox Null looks at the hand. Looks at Gritsenko. Does not take the hand.

Gritsenko pulls it back and laughs for the benefit of nobody, then charges forward with a shoulder tackle right out of the gate, catching Vox Null across the chest and driving a shoulder directly into his sternum.

SFX: CRACK!

Vox Null takes the hit. He rocks back a half step. He does not go down.

MURPHY
Shoulder tackle from Gritsenko right away, and Vox Null barely moved!
pain GRILLÉ
'E moved! 'E moved a little bit! That eez a significant shoulder tackle from a man of Gritsenko's calibre!
APRIL MONDAY

He moved his left foot. Barely.

Gritsenko bounces off the ropes on the far side and comes back with a second shoulder tackle, this one with more velocity. He connects. Vox Null rocks again.

Still does not go down.

Gritsenko stops. He reassesses. He looks at the crowd, looks at Vox Null, and decides that a third running attempt is the correct call. He hits the ropes. He comes back at full speed.

Vox Null catches him. Both hands. Around the throat.

The crowd gasps.

Gritsenko's momentum stops completely. Vox Null holds him there for a moment, suspended, Gritsenko's feet still pawing at the canvas. Then Vox Null simply releases him with a flat shove that sends Gritsenko stumbling backward into the ropes.

MURPHY
Vox Null just stopped Gritsenko dead in his tracks! Three hundred and twelve pounds of immovable object!

Gritsenko snarls, regroups, and fires a forearm directly at Vox Null's jaw. It lands. Vox Null's head turns an inch. Gritsenko throws another. Another. He is working his way into a rhythm now, forearm after forearm, and the Bayou crowd begins to feel something shift as the big man actually starts to stagger a step.

MURPHY
Gritsenko landing forearm shots! And he might be finding something here!
pain GRILLÉ
OUI! Ze Winningest eez winningest-ing! Zis eez why ze record speaks for itself!

Gritsenko seizes the moment. He grabs Vox Null by the wrist, whips him into the ropes, and on the return he explodes with the Victory Lap Clothesline, swinging his arm with every pound of bodyweight behind it.

SFX: CRACK!

Vox Null's neck snaps to the side. He stumbles. He goes to one knee.

Fans: OHHHHH!

Gritsenko does not cover. He looks out at the crowd and starts pointing at himself.

MURPHY
Gritsenko has him down on a knee and instead of pressing the advantage he is advertising himself to the audience!
APRIL MONDAY

There it is. He cannot stop himself.

Gritsenko grabs Vox Null by the head, hauls him upright, and drives a knee strike into his midsection, folding the big man forward. Then he grabs a waistlock from the front, muscles Vox Null up, and drops him with a suplex, rolling back to his feet immediately after impact and pointing at the sky.

MURPHY
Suplex! Gritsenko actually getting Vox Null up and over! That is not a small thing, folks, that man goes three-twelve!
pain GRILLÉ
I told you. I told you 'is statistical profile suggests superior strength metrics.
APRIL MONDAY

He got lucky on the suplex and he knows it. Look at his face.

Goes for the cover, dropping a lazy arm across Vox Null's chest.

ONE...
TWO...

Vox Null kicks out hard, sending Gritsenko's arm flying upward.

Gritsenko immediately waves off the kickout like it was a minor administrative error. He pulls Vox Null upright, hooks him around the midsection, and drives him back into the corner hard. He follows it with a running elbow drop right across the top of the chest as Vox Null sits up slightly from the impact.

Then Gritsenko goes to the corner and begins to climb to the second rope.

MURPHY
Gritsenko going to the second rope. He wants the elbow drop from height.

He launches. The elbow connects with Vox Null's chest.

SFX: THUD!

Gritsenko rolls to his feet, arms wide, soaking in the boos like they are applause.

He grabs Vox Null by both arms, drags him to the center of the ring, measures him, and drops a second elbow drop across the sternum. Then he stands again, walks a full slow lap of the ring while gesturing to nobody in particular, and only then looks back at Vox Null.

MURPHY
He's walking laps, folks. He is taking a victory lap in the middle of an ongoing match.
pain GRILLÉ
'E eez celebrating. Zere eez nozing wrong wiz celebrating. Zis eez part of 'is 'ole approach to ze sport.
APRIL MONDAY

He is handing Vox Null time to recover. Free of charge.

Vox Null has used that time. He is already sitting up. By the time Gritsenko turns back around, the big man is getting to his feet, and the arena shifts, that low electric sound, the crowd feeling something accelerate.

Gritsenko charges forward with a Win Streak Lariat, arm swinging hard.

Vox Null ducks under it.

Gritsenko spins around.

Vox Null is already coming back with a massive palm strike directly to Gritsenko's chest. This is the Mute Button, a thunderclap of a strike that stops Gritsenko's chest from accepting any more air for a frightening moment.

SFX: CRACK!
MURPHY
The Mute Button! Vox Null with that big open-hand chest strike and Gritsenko is gasping!

Gritsenko staggers backward, clutching his chest. Vox Null follows without hurry, measures him with the patience of someone who is not in a rush and does not need to be, and fires a second Mute Button.

SFX: CRACK!

Gritsenko drops to one knee. His face is a complicated arrangement of pain and disbelief.

Vox Null reaches down, grabs Gritsenko by the head, and hauls him up. He cinches in a rear waistlock, lifts, and drops Gritsenko with a German suplex, the back of Gritsenko's neck bouncing off the canvas with an ugly thud. Vox Null does not bridge for the pin. He releases and allows Gritsenko to roll.

MURPHY
German suplex! Vox Null with pure technical force there, and he is not covering, he is sending a message!
pain GRILLÉ
'E should cover! Zis eez foolishness! Cover ze man!
APRIL MONDAY

He's not done yet. He's not close to done.

Gritsenko rolls to the ropes, grabs the bottom rope, and uses it to drag himself upright. He turns into a running knee from Vox Null that catches him right below the chin. Gritsenko's head snaps back and he crumples into the corner, seated against the bottom turnbuckle.

The Bayou crowd is responding now.

Fans: VOX! VOX! VOX!

Vox Null steps back. He measures the distance from the corner with absolute calm. Then he charges, and the Static Crash comes down, a running knee drop across the side of Gritsenko's neck and shoulder as the seated man in the corner has no angle of escape.

SFX: CRACK!

Gritsenko slumps. Vox Null steps back and hooks the near leg.

ONE...
TWO...

Gritsenko kicks out. He is breathing hard and his eyes are not fully focusing.

MURPHY
Two count! Gritsenko staying in this one on instinct at this point but Vox Null is absolutely taking him apart piece by piece.
pain GRILLÉ
Every match 'as a turning point, Morton. Every match. And Ike Gritsenko 'as been in bigger spots than zis.
MURPHY
He has not been in any spots. He is zero and zero.
pain GRILLÉ
'Is printed record suggests eleven victories.
APRIL MONDAY

I will take that clipboard away from goldFISH personally if you say that one more time.

pain says nothing.

Vox Null drags Gritsenko up from the canvas. He measures him. He hooks Gritsenko's arm and neck into position for the Playback, a short-arm lariat variation that snaps through with the weight of the full arm swing. It connects across Gritsenko's face and neck with a sound like someone slamming a door.

SFX: CRACK!

Gritsenko spins and crashes to the mat face-first. He does not immediately try to get up. The Bayou crowd is fully behind this now.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Vox Null does not play to the crowd. He stands over Gritsenko. He waits.

MURPHY
Folks, I have to say, if you are just joining us tonight, Vox Null is making one hell of a statement in this building. And while we have got a moment here, I want to remind you that Bad Juju is brought to you tonight by Swamp Water, the official sports drink of Spinebuster PRO. Swamp Water, Murky by Nature, Clean by Choice. You can find Swamp Water at retailers across the greater Baton Rouge area and online. They keep this broadcast running, folks, so pick up a case.

Gritsenko is crawling. He reaches the ropes. He grabs the middle rope and starts to haul himself up. Roxy Malone stands nearby, watching him with the expression of someone watching a crawfish try to climb a bucket.

goldFISH is at ringside now, leaning on the apron, his expression hovering between concern and that particular goldFISH blankness that suggests he has briefly forgotten what concern is. He slaps the apron.

GOLDFISH

Ike! IKE! Come on, you got this, buddy!

Gritsenko gets to his feet. He turns and immediately walks into Vox Null's hands. Vox Null grabs him by the collar, drives him back into the corner, and begins landing measured, deliberate open-hand chops to the chest. Each one leaves a mark. Each one sounds like a gunshot.

SFX: CRACK!
SFX: CRACK!
SFX: CRACK!

Gritsenko's chest is turning red. His mouth is open. He has both hands on Vox Null's forearm trying to create some distance and finding no purchase whatsoever.

MURPHY
Vox Null chopping Gritsenko apart in that corner and there is nowhere for Gritsenko to go!
APRIL MONDAY

He's breaking him down systematically. Chest, neck, shoulders. When Vox Null decides someone is going to stop talking, they stop talking.

Vox Null drags Gritsenko out of the corner by the wrist. He hooks the far arm, steps beside him, and drops him with a smooth, heavy arm-trap suplex variant, the Dropped Connection, that cranks the arm backward on impact. Gritsenko's shoulder and neck hit the canvas at a bad angle and he cries out.

MURPHY
Dropped Connection! That arm-trap suplex and listen to Gritsenko! He is in real pain right now!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis eez... zis eez perhaps not going ze way I anticipated for ze Winningest.
MURPHY
You think?

Vox Null goes for the cover again.

ONE...
TWO...

TH-Gritsenko gets the shoulder up but it is not pretty. He gets it up because his body is still trying.

MURPHY
Another two count! Vox Null is methodical here, Morton Murphy calling it. He is not rushing a finish. He is finishing this his way.

Vox Null brings Gritsenko to his feet one more time. He hauls him up into powerbomb position, Gritsenko draped across his shoulder, and then walks him to the center of the ring and plants him with a Buffering, a delayed powerbomb where Vox Null holds the position for a long uncomfortable beat before driving Gritsenko into the canvas with his full weight.

SFX: BOOM!

The ring shudders. Gritsenko does not move.

Fans: OHHHH!
ONE...
TWO...

TH-Gritsenko gets the shoulder up at two and three-quarters on pure reflex. He does not look like he knows he did it.

MURPHY
Gritsenko somehow getting a shoulder up! I don't know if he knows where he is right now but his body is not done yet!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze Winningest eez fighting! I knew 'e 'ad it in 'im! Come on! Stand up!
APRIL MONDAY

He's still in it, I'll give him that. But this has one direction it's going.

Outside the ring, goldFISH has made a decision. It is unclear exactly when this decision was made, possibly between the Dropped Connection and the Buffering, possibly just now. The decision is: goldFISH is getting in this ring.

He slides under the bottom rope, gets to his feet, and comes at Vox Null with the Schooling Strike Combo, a flurry of quick forearms and open-hand slaps aimed at breaking Vox Null's attention and buying Gritsenko time.

MURPHY
goldFISH is in the ring! goldFISH is throwing hands at Vox Null! The Second-Wind Syndicate trying to turn this around!
ROXY MALONE

Hey! HEY! Get the hell out of this ring! I'm counting, fish! ONE!

pain GRILLÉ
Brilliant strategy! Use ze secondary assets! goldFISH provides ze distraction! Zis eez genius-level tag team cooperation!
APRIL MONDAY

goldFISH is going to regret that.

goldFISH lands the Schooling Strike Combo, forearms and slaps bouncing off Vox Null's chest and shoulders. Vox Null turns to face him. goldFISH, interpreting this as momentum, hits the ropes and comes back with a Bubble Dropkick, both feet aimed at Vox Null's chest.

Vox Null catches his feet.

goldFISH hangs in the air, suspended by both ankles, eyes very wide.

MURPHY
He caught him. He just caught goldFISH out of a dropkick.
ROXY MALONE

TWO!

goldFISH, suspended and upside down in Vox Null's grip, does the only thing available to him, which is a wild spinning forearm with his free arm. It catches Vox Null in the cheek. Vox Null's head turns slightly to the left. He looks back at goldFISH.

Vox Null drops him. Then he grabs him by the back of the head and the waistband and throws him through the ropes. goldFISH lands on the apron, rolls, and crashes to the floor outside.

MURPHY
goldFISH tossed outside like he weighed nothing!
Fans: WHOA!
ROXY MALONE

THREE! Get 'im outta here or you lose by DQ, Gritsenko!

But Gritsenko is not in a position to control anyone. He has used the distraction time to get himself upright and he comes at Vox Null from behind with a running powerslam attempt, arms locked around Vox Null's waist, trying to drive him to the canvas.

Vox Null braces. He does not go over. His legs spread slightly, anchoring into the canvas, and Gritsenko is pressing with everything he has and going nowhere.

The crowd can feel what is about to happen.

MURPHY
Gritsenko trying to run Vox Null over with the powerslam and he is getting nowhere! He is pushing as hard as he can and Vox Null is not moving!

Vox Null reaches back, grabs Gritsenko by the head, and simply sits down with a snapmare, flipping Gritsenko over his shoulder and depositing him in a seated position on the canvas directly in front of him.

Then Vox Null steps back.

He takes a head of steam.

The Bayou knows what is coming.

The running penalty kick, the Dial Tone, connects with the side of Gritsenko's skull like a baseball bat.

SFX: CRACK!

The sound is obscene. The kind of sound that makes the front row wince involuntarily. Gritsenko flatlines. He goes from seated to completely horizontal in a single motion, no controlled fall, just a body dropping.

Fans: OHHHHH!
MURPHY
DIAL TONE! That is the Dial Tone from Vox Null and Gritsenko is OUT! He is down and he is not moving!
pain GRILLÉ
...Sacre...
MURPHY
Roxy Malone is checking on him!

Roxy Malone steps over, crouches, and looks at Gritsenko. She waves her hand in front of his face. She checks his hands. She checks his eyes. She lifts his arm and lets it drop.

It hits the canvas like dead weight.

ROXY MALONE

Hey. HEY. Gritsenko. You in there?

No response. Gritsenko's eyes are not closed but they are not doing what eyes should be doing.

ROXY MALONE

Gritsenko. I need something from you.

Still nothing. Gritsenko's head has rolled slightly to one side. There is a thin red line beginning to trace itself from his hairline down the side of his temple, catching under the arena lights. The Dial Tone landed flush and it landed on a bad spot.

MURPHY
There is blood. Folks, Ike Gritsenko is bleeding from that kick and Roxy Malone is right there looking at him very closely.
APRIL MONDAY

That's what happens. You come in here with fabricated numbers and a clipboard and you come up against something real, the real world collects.

pain GRILLÉ
He... Morton, eez Gritsenko...
MURPHY
He is not responding, pain.

goldFISH has made it back to the apron. He is on his knees, hands on the rope, and his expression has moved past goldFISH blankness into something genuinely distressed. He is looking at Gritsenko and his attention span, for once, is not going anywhere.

GOLDFISH

Ike! Ike, get up! ROXY! Come on, he's fine, he's gonna be fine!

ROXY MALONE

Back off the apron or so help me I will have you thrown out of this building.

goldFISH steps back. His hands are still on the rope but he steps back.

Roxy looks at Gritsenko for another moment. She looks at the blood tracking down the side of his face. She looks at his hands. She stands up slowly and signals to the timekeeper.

SFX: DING DING DING!
MURPHY
Roxy Malone has stopped the match. She is calling this off. Ike Gritsenko is unable to continue.
ROXY MALONE

That's it. That's the match. It's done.

She steps back. Vox Null is already standing in the center of the ring. He has not moved. He has watched the entire thing without expression.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has stopped the contest due to Ike Gritsenko being unable to continue. Your winner, VOX NULL!

The Bayou responds.

Fans: VOX! VOX! VOX!

Vox Null does not raise his arms. He does not play to the crowd. He stands over Gritsenko for one long moment, looking down at him, and then he reaches into the pocket of his gear and produces his phone. He opens it. He selects something. He holds it up toward the crowd, and the text-to-speech voice comes through the house speakers.

SFX: Can you hear me?
MURPHY
Vox Null with the final word tonight, and that word is a question this entire building can answer.
Fans: YES!
pain GRILLÉ
I... I do not 'ave a clever remark at zis time. Ce n'est pas juste.
APRIL MONDAY

That was a statement. Anybody in the back with something to say about Vox Null, I would think very carefully about how much you like the sound of your own voice.

Vox Null steps over the ropes and walks out slowly, phone pocketed, eyes forward. Behind him, goldFISH has gotten into the ring and is kneeling next to Gritsenko, who is beginning to stir, one hand rising to his face and coming away with blood on his fingers. He stares at his own hand for a moment and his expression is the expression of a man whose clipboard did not prepare him for this.

goldFISH puts one hand on his partner's shoulder, blinks, and stays there.

Roxy Malone stands with her arms crossed at the edge of the ring, watching the trainer arrive, watching the crowd, watching the door Vox Null walked through. Her expression says she has seen worse and she has, but she watches until she is sure Gritsenko is breathing right, and only then does she step through the ropes herself.

MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko is going to be looked at by the trainer, folks. Vox Null made his point tonight in a brutal and complete way. The Winningest came in with all the confidence in the world and all the confidence in the world was not enough.
pain GRILLÉ
I would like to say at zis time that I 'ad concerns about ze Gritsenko strategy from ze beginning and my analysis 'as proven correct.
MURPHY
You spent the whole match defending him.
pain GRILLÉ
I was playing devil's advocate.
APRIL MONDAY

You were playing something, that's for sure.

MURPHY
Bad Juju rolls on, folks. We will be right back.
ResultVox Nullvia referee stoppage — Dead Air (Rear naked choke with body scissors)11:47
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Adam "Bloody" Monday
R.V. Sovereign
Black Panda
Backstage Segment

Down with the Sovereign Citizen

Adam "Bloody" Monday

R.V. Sovereign

Black Panda

The camera cuts hard backstage. The corridor outside the locker rooms is narrow and badly lit, fluorescent tubes flickering overhead. A catering cart sits shoved against the wall. Two crew members in black t-shirts instinctively step back as the shot finds its subject.

Adam "Bloody" Monday is already moving.

He has not changed from his ring gear. The dark red accents on his black tights are still catching the bad light. His jaw is set and his eyes are locked forward, boots eating up the concrete floor with a cold, purposeful stride. Behind him, Black Panda keeps pace, one step to the left, the black leather mask pointed straight ahead.

MURPHY
Wait a second. We are going to the back. That is Adam Monday and he is moving with intent. Folks, we all remember what happened last week. Sovereign put his hands on Monday during his match with the Mammoth. Cost Mammoth the match by disqualification, but more importantly he put a target on Adam Monday's back.
APRIL MONDAY

He is going to handle it wrong. He is going to walk around that corner and he is going to say exactly the wrong thing.

pain GRILLÉ
I mean, I do not disagree with you on zis, but also, Sovereign had a point last week, no? Ze nepotism is on ze table. Is a fair point.
APRIL MONDAY

Patrick, do not start.

pain GRILLÉ
I am just saying, madame.

Monday rounds a corner. Down the hall, leaning against the opposite wall with one shoulder, arms folded, is R.V. Sovereign. He is in his ring gear, a towel draped over one forearm, and he is already smiling. It is not a warm smile. It is the smile of a man who watched the camera follow Monday down the corridor and decided not to move an inch.

There is a beat of silence where the two men simply look at each other.

SOVEREIGN

There he is.

He says it quietly. Just loud enough to carry.

SOVEREIGN

Adam Monday. Son of April. Grandson of August. Blood of the covenant. The chosen one walks the halls.

He tilts his head slightly and the smile does not move.

MONDAY

You want to do this out here.

It is not a question. Monday stops maybe six feet from him. Black Panda settles at his shoulder.

MONDAY

Because I will absolutely do this out here.

SOVEREIGN

No. No, you won't.

SOVEREIGN

Because out here... there are no cameras scoring your reaction time. No crowd to pop for the brave little boy who fights back. And your mother is sitting at a commentary desk right now, watching this feed.

He pauses. Long enough to let it sit.

SOVEREIGN

So ask yourself. Is she going to send someone to protect you? Or are you going to embarrass her by throwing the first punch in a hallway like an animal?

MURPHY
Sovereign is already playing chess. He hasn't touched anybody. He's just talking.
APRIL MONDAY

He's baiting him. Adam knows it. He knows it.

pain GRILLÉ
But does ze blood oath know eet? Because ze big one looks like he wants to fold Sovereign into a suitcase right now.

Black Panda has not moved but his hands have come uncrossed. He stands with them loose at his sides, the black mask pointed directly at Sovereign, and it is very clear that the only thing keeping him in place is the eight inches of air between his shoulder and Monday's.

MONDAY

Last week.

He says it slow. Quiet.

MONDAY

You cost a man his clean finish. You put your hands on me. And you stood in that ring with that look on your face like you had done something clever.

He takes one step forward.

MONDAY

You didn't do something clever. You did something stupid. And the difference between you and me is I understand the weight of what stupid costs a man.

SOVEREIGN

And yet here you are. In a hallway. Heated. While I am... perfectly calm.

He unfolds his arms and straightens up off the wall, unhurried.

SOVEREIGN

You have your mother's temper. August's ego. And your father's flair for the dramatic. Three generations of borrowed personality standing in front of me trying to decide if the cameras are reason enough not to swing.

He leans in just slightly, voice dropping even further.

SOVEREIGN

So. Is she watching? Is mummy going to come save you?

MURPHY
Oh that is a line.
APRIL MONDAY

Adam.

She says it from the commentary desk. One word. Not loud. Controlled. But it carries.

Monday's jaw tightens. His right hand closes into a fist and opens again. He breathes through his nose.

MONDAY

The world is a vampire, Sovereign.

He says it low, slow, eye contact unbroken.

MONDAY

And I have been very, very thirsty.

He holds it for one more second. Then two security guards round the corner from behind Sovereign at a jog, not because they anticipated this, but because someone in the production truck had been watching the monitor and made a call. They step between the two men, arms spread, not grabbing anyone yet but establishing the wall.

SECURITY GUARD

Take it back. Take it back now.

Sovereign doesn't even look at the guards. He looks past them at Monday with the same expression.

SOVEREIGN

Smart.

He says it like a verdict. Turns slightly, adjusting the towel on his forearm, and then the faintest thing happens. Black Panda takes one step forward. Not aggressive. Not a charge. A single step. And the temperature in the hallway drops about fifteen degrees.

SOVEREIGN

Your... associate.

He looks at the mask. Something crosses his face. Not quite discomfort but close.

BLACK PANDA

You are loud for someone who does nothing.

The accent is flat and heavy and each word is placed exactly where he wants it.

BLACK PANDA

Last week you needed a distraction. A match already in progress. Someone else's moment.

He takes another slow step, bringing him to the edge of the security wall.

BLACK PANDA

I am not Adam. I am not carrying legacy. I am carrying nothing but these.

He lifts both hands slowly, open-palmed, then lets them drop back.

BLACK PANDA

You want to talk about who deserves what in this company? Then put your name on a match. Against me. You step in that ring with me, I do not need his mother to make the booking mean something.

MURPHY
Black Panda just issued a challenge directly to R.V. Sovereign. Oh my.
pain GRILLÉ
I mean, I respect ze directness but Sovereign is a thinking man. He is not going to take some reckless challenge from a man in a panda mask on ze word of a hallway conversation.
APRIL MONDAY

Panda doesn't waste words. That right there is the most honest thing anyone has said to Sovereign since he walked through that door.

Sovereign looks at the mask for a long moment. The smile comes back. Softer this time. More private.

SOVEREIGN

A match?

He says it like he is sampling a word in a foreign language.

SOVEREIGN

I don't think so.

He smooths the front of his gear with one hand.

SOVEREIGN

I don't respond to challenges issued in a fluorescent-lit corridor by a man whose face I have never seen. When I perform, it is in a ring, in front of a full audience, and it is on my terms. Not yours. Not his.

He glances at Monday.

SOVEREIGN

Not hers.

MURPHY
He's declining. Sovereign is declining the challenge.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is strategy! You do not let ze other team choose ze battlefield! Zis is CHESS, Murphy.
MURPHY
Or he's scared.
pain GRILLÉ
He is absolutely not scared. I do not know why you would say zat. Please do not say zat again.
SOVEREIGN

When I am ready to have a conversation about a match, I will have it with the person who books this show. Through proper channels. Like a professional.

He takes a step sideways, moving around the security perimeter.

SOVEREIGN

Tell your mother I said hello.

He says it over his shoulder to Monday. Doesn't look back. Continues down the corridor at the same unhurried pace he does everything.

Monday watches him go. He doesn't move. Doesn't call after him. The security guards hold their position for a second more, looking between Monday and Panda, reading the room, and then quietly begin to drift back.

Black Panda turns his head to look at Monday through the mask. Monday is still watching the empty end of the hall where Sovereign turned the corner.

MONDAY

He pussied out because he knows.

He says it like a conclusion to something he was working out internally.

BLACK PANDA

He is not ready for us. He knows it.

MONDAY

Not yet.

He finally looks away from the corner. His eyes find the camera for just a moment. He doesn't say anything to it. He pats his chest twice with one open hand.

He walks back the way he came. Panda follows.

The fluorescent tube overhead flickers again. The corridor is empty.

MURPHY
Heavy stuff. Sovereign running a psychological campaign against Adam Monday from the jump. And Panda putting himself in the crosshairs tonight, challenging Sovereign directly. Sovereign turned it down but this thing is escalating by the week.
APRIL MONDAY

Adam didn't throw a punch. He didn't take the bait. And I know what that cost him to do.

She pauses.

APRIL MONDAY

But he also knows that Sovereign is going to have to answer for last week eventually. The legacy demands a blood price. You don't get to attack a Monday and walk clean forever.

pain GRILLÉ
She said it. She said ze thing.
MURPHY
She did. And I don't think R.V. Sovereign is going to like where this road ends up.
pain GRILLÉ
I think Sovereign is three moves ahead of everyone and I think we are all just now catching up to move one.
MURPHY
We'll see, partner. We'll see.
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Tag Team Match
Tiburón Coral
El Kraken
VS
Barry "The Blueprint" Brick
"Sensational" Sean Sterling

Los Depredadores del Mar

Tiburón Coral & El Kraken

The Local Talents

Barry "The Blueprint" Brick & "Sensational" Sean Sterling

The arena lights in The Bayou are still buzzing from the last match. The crowd settles back into their seats, cold drinks in hand, the humid Louisiana air thick with anticipation. At the commentary table, Morton Murphy shuffles his papers while pain GRILLE adjusts his toast-shaped mask.

MURPHY
Folks, we have been building to this moment all night long. The Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship tournament officially kicks off right here, right now, in the main event of Bad Juju.
pain GRILLÉ
And what a tournament it is going to be, Morton. I have been waiting all evening for zis.
MURPHY
We've heard a lot about Los Depredadores del Mar heading into tonight. Part of a larger stable, Los Mares Mortales del Golfo, and they arrive in Spinebuster PRO with considerable reputation already preceding them.
pain GRILLÉ
Reputation? Non, non, Morton, zat is entirely ze wrong word. What precedes Los Depredadores del Mar is a warning. A natural disaster warning. You do not have a reputation for a category five hurricane. You simply evacuate.
MURPHY
And their opponents tonight, local talents Barry Brick and Sean Sterling, two guys who have been grinding on the independent circuit, who believe tonight could be their night.
pain GRILLÉ
Ohhh. Oh, zat is sad. Zat is genuinely very sad. I almost feel something.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, and it is the first round of the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament!

The crowd pops for the announcement. The tournament banner graphic appears on the video screen behind the stage.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by their manager, The Barracuda Vivienne Vance, and their stablemate La Sirena, representing Los Mares Mortales del Golfo, from Veracruz, Mexico, weighing in at one hundred and ninety-eight pounds, Tiburon Coral! And his partner, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at two hundred and seventy-two pounds, El Kraken! They are Los Depredadores del Mar!

The house lights die completely.

The arena is swallowed by an oppressive, heavy, deep ocean-blue. Not a theatrical blue. The kind of blue that exists two hundred feet below the surface where no light reaches naturally. A single, low-frequency sonar ping rolls through the PA system, reverberating through the floor of The Bayou, and the crowd feels it in their chests before they hear it.

SFX: PING.

Then another.

SFX: PING.

Then the crashing waves. And then the industrial metal detonates.

Tiburon Coral glides through the smoke first. The brilliant coral-orange and deep metallic-teal of his leather mask catches the blue light in jarring, almost bioluminescent contrast, the stark white shark-teeth graphics around the jawline catching every photon in the arena. The weathered, sun-bleached teal pirate captain coat hangs loose off his shoulders as he moves with that fluid, predatory sway, unhurried, deliberate, like something that already owns whatever territory it is moving through. He snaps his teeth at a fan in the front row who recoils.

Behind him, Vivienne Vance steps into the light. Back perfectly straight. Head held high. Gold-trimmed leather folder pressed against her chest. She does not acknowledge the crowd in any direction. Not contempt, exactly. Just the absolute absence of interest, as though The Bayou and everyone in it falls below the threshold of things worthy of a reaction.

And behind Vivienne, El Kraken emerges, and he does what big men almost never do in that first moment of light. He makes the arena feel smaller. The matte-grey mask with its deep purple octopus-tentacle accents wrapping around his skull and down his neckline, the massive bare chest and shoulders crossed with tattered leather strap harness gear hung with rusted maritime chains. He does not perform a reaction to the crowd. He simply walks, that slow, monstrous, utterly unbothered stride, at his own pace, on his own continent.

La Sirena walks behind the tag team, slightly off to the side, her crimson mask catching the blue light. She is not calm. She is contained, which is a different thing entirely.

MURPHY
And here they come. The entire Los Mares Mortales del Golfo contingent represented here at ringside tonight. Vivienne Vance, the manager. La Sirena, the enforcer. And the tag team themselves, Tiburon Coral and El Kraken, Los Depredadores del Mar.
pain GRILLÉ
Mon Dieu. Morton, look at zem. Just look. Ze arena itself is afraid. I can feel it. Even ze lighting system is showing deference.
VIVIENNE VANCE

Morton, I'll be joining you and your colleague at the commentary table during this match, if you don't mind making room.

MURPHY
Vivienne Vance, ladies and gentlemen, taking a seat at commentary. And April Monday has been here with us all evening as well. Vivienne, welcome.
VIVIENNE VANCE

Thank you. I prefer to observe my investments from a position of superior information.

Tiburon Coral reaches the ring apron in one fluid, leaping motion, landing on the apron with both feet, no hands, and immediately scales the nearest turnbuckle. He stands at the top, staring out at the crowd, and raises a single finger to point directly at his throat. The crowd boos. He does not react. He drops back into the ring.

El Kraken simply steps over the top rope. He moves to dead center of the ring and raises both arms high, flexing his massive trapezius muscles upward in that leviathan-rising pose, the chains on his harness rattling. The ring shakes with his weight.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Thank you. I have some paperwork to review momentarily, so do try to keep the commentary focused.

pain GRILLÉ
Bien sur, madame. Bien sur.

Vivienne settles at ringside, places her folder on the commentary desk, and folds her hands.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And their opponents, representing The Local Talents, from Toledo, Ohio, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds, Barry The Blueprint Brick! And his partner, from Hollywood, Florida, weighing in at one hundred and seventy-five pounds, Sensational Sean Sterling!

Generic Stock Rock Track Number Four fires through the PA system.

It is, authentically, exactly what it says it is. A completely uninspired, copyright-free garage rock riff with no lyrics, no personality, and no business being in a professional wrestling arena. The arena lights stay completely at their default setting because there is no lighting cue to change them.

Barry Brick bursts through the curtain with the energy of a man who has convinced himself this is his Wrestlemania entrance. He is wearing plain, unbranded black trunks, white athletic socks visible above worn-out black boots, cheap black wrist tape, and the expression of a golden retriever who just heard the word park. He points at random fans, each one with the full commitment of a man who believes that specific fan came tonight specifically to see him. He high-fives the front row on both sides of the aisle, jogging the whole way down, and hops eagerly over the top rope before immediately grabbing the ropes to warm up.

Sean Sterling struts out behind him, executing a terrible, genuinely uncoordinated spin on the stage. The neon-pink tights covered in cheap gold fringe catch the house lights in a way that could be described as aggressively visible. The mismatched green boots. The faux-leather vest left wide open. He brushes his long blond hair out of his face with theatrical commitment, blows kisses to the crowd, and slides under the bottom rope before climbing the turnbuckle to strike a dramatic pose that wobbles dangerously for about a full second and a half before he recovers and raises his fist.

The crowd gives them polite, warm applause. Baton Rouge is generous.

MURPHY
Barry Brick and Sean Sterling. No shortage of heart, no shortage of enthusiasm. Whether that's enough against this Los Depredadores del Mar team tonight, well, that's what we're here to find out.
pain GRILLÉ
No. No, Morton. It will not be enough. It will not be close to enough. I feel like I should warn someone and yet ze rules of broadcasting prevent me.
VIVIENNE VANCE

I'll say this once and then I won't say it again. Those two men are what happens when optimism replaces ability. It's actually a little tragic.

MURPHY
April, you've been watching this all night. Any thoughts on what we're about to see?
APRIL MONDAY

I think Los Depredadores are an impressive team and they've got a hell of a support system at ringside. And I think Barry and Sean deserve their shot on this stage. That's what Spinebuster PRO is built on.

pain GRILLÉ
Oh, madame Monday, always so diplomatic. Zis is a slaughter, not a statement of values.
APRIL MONDAY

Watch your mouth, pain.

pain GRILLÉ
Oui, madame.

Marcus Vance stands in the center of the ring. He looks at both teams with the flat, impassive expression of a man who has buried too many secrets in too many North Louisiana swamps to find anything particularly surprising anymore. He signals to both corners. His booming voice rattles the first two rows.

MARCUS VANCE

I want a clean fight. You hear me? Touch the referee and you're gone. Tag in and out on the ropes. That's the only rule I'm gonna explain once.

He eyes Barry Brick in a way that suggests he finds Barry Brick personally offensive.

Barry and Tiburon Coral draw the starting positions. Barry finishes warming up his hamstrings against the corner ropes. Tiburon Coral stands perfectly still in his corner, weight shifting slightly forward and back on the balls of his feet, eyes tracking Barry through the mesh of the shark-teeth mask.

The bell rings.

SFX: DING DING DING!

Barry comes forward with genuine enthusiasm, arms extended for a collar-and-elbow tie-up, stepping right into Tiburon Coral's space. Tiburon obliges him for exactly one second, accepting the lock-up, before he immediately torques sideways and sends Barry stumbling with a sharp arm drag, smooth and fast and entirely contemptuous. Barry bounces back to his feet.

MURPHY
And Tiburon Coral immediately establishing that speed differential in the opening exchange.

Barry charges in again, and this time Tiburon sidesteps the grapple attempt entirely, catches Barry's passing arm, and snaps him over with a second arm drag, this one carrying considerably more velocity. Barry slides across the canvas.

Barry gets up. He points at Tiburon Coral and nods, adjusting his wrist tape. In the front row, a fan cups their hands.

Fans: "LET'S GO BARRY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Barry tries a different approach this time, shooting low for a waistlock. He actually gets his arms around Tiburon Coral's midsection, and for a moment, a genuine look of delighted surprise crosses his face.

MURPHY
Brick with a waistlock! He actually got it locked in!

And then Tiburon Coral simply drops into a low stance and drives a sharp elbow backward directly into Barry's jaw. Barry's grip breaks. Tiburon spins, grabs Barry's head by the wrist, and snaps him with a low sweep kick to the back of the ankle that drops Barry to one knee. The moment Barry's knee hits the canvas, Tiburon takes three quick running steps toward the ropes, rebounds off, and cracks Barry across the side of the skull with a spinning Enzuigiri.

SFX: CRACK!

The impact snaps Barry's head sideways and Barry sprawls flat onto the canvas.

MURPHY
Spinning Enzuigiri from Tiburon Coral and Barry Brick is down early!
pain GRILLÉ
Voila. Zat is what precision looks like, Morton. Not enthusiasm. Not pointing at fans. Precision.
VIVIENNE VANCE

Tiburon is being quite generous, actually. He could have ended this in the first thirty seconds.

Tiburon crouches over Barry, watching him stir, and something shifts in his posture. His head tilts slightly. He begins to circle Barry slowly, rolling his shoulders, clocking the way Barry holds the left side of his head as he pushes up from the mat.

He smells something. The slightest hint of a target.

He hauls Barry up by the hair, whips him into the Los Depredadores corner, and tags El Kraken with a flat open-hand slap to his massive forearm. The crowd stirs.

MURPHY
And we're going to see El Kraken in action for the first time here in Spinebuster PRO. This man is a physical specimen at six-four, two hundred and seventy-two pounds.

El Kraken steps over the top rope, takes his time walking to Barry Brick, and the size differential is immediate and genuinely uncomfortable. Barry is five-eleven, two-oh-five. Kraken looks down at him from a full five inches above, three quarters of a foot of pure reach advantage, chains rattling softly on his harness.

Barry looks up.

Barry does not back down. Barry Brick, to his genuine credit, does not back down.

pain GRILLÉ
Non. Barry. Non. Please. I am asking you nicely.

Barry fires a European uppercut directly into Kraken's jaw.

SFX: CRACK!

Kraken's head does not move. His eyes do not change. He looks down at Barry Brick with the expression of a geological formation that has been told it is going to be demolished.

Barry, confused, fires another European uppercut.

SFX: CRACK!

Kraken remains stationary.

Barry tries a shoulder block. He launches himself off the ropes, builds his modest head of steam, and collides chest-first with El Kraken, who does not move. Barry bounces straight off and lands flat on his back on the canvas.

MURPHY
Barry Brick just ran into a wall and the wall didn't notice.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze wall noticed. Ze wall simply did not care. Zis is a critical distinction, Morton.

The crowd has gone from polite to genuinely empathetic for Barry. El Kraken grabs Barry by the throat with one hand, lifts him almost entirely off his feet, and pivots sharply, drilling him with the chokeslam backbreaker, the small of Barry's back cracking across Kraken's outstretched knee.

SFX: CRACK!

Barry arches and crumples off to the side, clutching his back.

MURPHY
Chokeslam backbreaker from El Kraken! Barry Brick's spine just introduced itself to El Kraken's knee and that is not a pleasant introduction!

El Kraken drops down, hooking one massive leg.

Marcus Vance gets down on the canvas and slaps it twice.

ONE...
TWO...

Barry kicks out.

Marcus Vance gives it a deliberately sluggish third slap anyway, slightly after the kickout, and growls under his breath.

MARCUS VANCE

Stay down, kid. Do yourself a favor.

El Kraken hauls Barry to his feet, shoves him into the ropes, and when Barry comes back, Kraken meets him in the center of the ring by stepping forward and driving a running big boot directly into Barry's face.

SFX: CRACK!

Barry launches backward, nearly going all the way over the top rope, catching the middle strand and spinning sideways to the canvas instead.

VIVIENNE VANCE

This is what we in certain boardrooms would call a structural imbalance. One party has the assets. The other has the enthusiasm. Those are not equivalent negotiating positions.

pain GRILLÉ
Madame Vance, zat is ze most beautiful thing I have ever 'eard at a wrestling broadcast.

Sean Sterling is on the apron, hand extended, stamping his boot on the metal to generate a tag sound and rally the crowd. Barry is crawling. He is crawling genuinely, arms dragging him across the canvas, back screaming from the backbreaker.

El Kraken catches Barry by the ankle before he can cross half the distance and drags him back to center ring. He hauls Barry up, scoops him into position, and drives him down with a gutwrench powerbomb, Barry folding in half on impact, the canvas shaking from the weight behind it.

SFX: BOOM!
MURPHY
Gutwrench powerbomb! The Bayou felt that one! Barry Brick has been absolutely mauled here and we are barely ninety seconds in!
Fans: "LET'S GO BARRY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Kraken covers again. Marcus Vance, still unhurried, lowers himself to the canvas.

ONE...
TWO...

Barry kicks out again, rolling his shoulder up.

Marcus Vance makes a noise that could generously be described as dismissive.

MARCUS VANCE

That's a slow count, son. Stop rushing my ring.

El Kraken grabs Barry, pulls him to a standing position, and drags him back to the Los Depredadores corner. He shoves Barry's face into the turnbuckle pad and holds him there with one massive forearm across the back of the neck while he tags Tiburon Coral back in. They have a smooth, practiced transition, completely businesslike, and now both men are legally in for a brief overlap moment.

Tiburon comes in hot, taking the corner run and hitting Barry with a missile dropkick directly to the chest that folds him against the turnbuckle.

SFX: CRACK!

The crowd winces collectively.

MURPHY
Missile dropkick to the ribs of Barry Brick! This is becoming a one-sided affair in a hurry, folks, and that is precisely what Los Depredadores del Mar had in mind coming in here tonight.

Tiburon hauls Barry out of the corner, sets him up from the front, shoots his arm around Barry's neck in a front facelock, hooks Barry's far arm over his own head, and drives Barry's skull down with a tornado DDT, pivoting on one foot and whipping Barry's head into the canvas.

SFX: CRACK!
MURPHY
Tornado DDT from Tiburon Coral! Barry Brick is in serious trouble!

Barry is face-down. He is not moving with any urgency.

Sean Sterling is practically vibrating on the apron, bouncing on his feet, the gold fringe on his tights shaking. He reaches out as far as he can with both arms. Barry begins the long, painful crawl.

Tiburon watches him. The head tilt comes back. The circling begins.

MURPHY
And Tiburon Coral is just watching Barry Brick crawl. There is something genuinely unsettling about the way this man stalks his opponents.
pain GRILLÉ
He is appreciating ze geometry of ze situation, Morton. Ze hunter does not rush. Ze hunter is patient.

Barry gets to within two feet of Sean's outstretched hand. The crowd builds. Sean reaches so far over the rope he nearly overbalances.

Tiburon Coral steps on Barry's ankle. Not hard. Just enough.

Barry looks back. He shakes his ankle free, lunges forward, and his hand connects with Sean Sterling's palm.

SFX: SMACK!

The crowd erupts.

The Bayou pops.

Sean Sterling launches over the top rope like a man who has been rehearsing this entrance in his apartment for three years. He hits the ring running, catches Tiburon Coral with a springboard clothesline off the middle rope that actually lands cleanly and drops Tiburon to the canvas. The crowd cheers. Sean is back to his feet immediately, turns Tiburon around when he rises, and connects with a spinning heel kick that snaps Tiburon's head back.

MURPHY
Sean Sterling is in and he is on fire! Hot tag received and Sterling coming in swinging!
pain GRILLÉ
...I mean. It landed. Credit where it is due. Resentfully.

Sean whips Tiburon into the ropes and catches him coming back with a headscissors takedown, using his momentum and lower center of gravity to send Tiburon tumbling across the ring. The crowd cheers again. Sean strikes his pose. He brushes his hair back. He soaks in the moment.

And loses a full two and a half seconds doing it.

Tiburon Coral is back on his feet and blasts Sean from behind with a hard forearm to the back of the head that staggers him into the ropes. Sean bounces off and Tiburon catches the returning momentum with a springboard arm drag off the second rope, whipping Sean completely across the ring.

MURPHY
Springboard arm drag from Tiburon Coral! He let Sterling have the moment and then he took it right back.
"THE BARRACUDA" VIVIENNE VANCE

Momentum is a resource, just like capital. And you must know when to spend it, when to hold it, and when to take it from someone who doesn't deserve to have it.

Sean is up, shaking his head, repositioning. He charges at Tiburon and goes for a sunset flip, dropping behind him and trying to roll him back. Tiburon catches the top rope, stops the sunset flip dead, and delivers a guillotine leg drop directly across the back of Sean's neck.

SFX: CRACK!

Sean's face drives into the canvas.

MURPHY
Guillotine leg drop! And Sean Sterling is down!

Tiburon grabs Sean's leg, drags him toward the Los Depredadores corner, and tags El Kraken in again. The crowd knows what is coming and they have complicated feelings about it.

El Kraken comes in and pulls Sean Sterling to his feet. Sean is one hundred and seventy-five pounds. El Kraken is two hundred and seventy-two pounds. El Kraken closes his massive arms around Sean's midsection, chest-to-chest, locking his hands behind Sean's back in the belly-to-belly clinch.

And then El Kraken hoists Sean Sterling straight overhead with the overhead belly-to-belly suplex and hurls him clean across the ring.

SFX: BOOM!

Sean Sterling is briefly, genuinely airborne. He crashes into the canvas back-first in the far corner and slides to a stop, lying absolutely still.

Fans: "HOLY SHIT!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Overhead belly-to-belly suplex and Sean Sterling just got launched across this ring like a rag doll! Good God almighty!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is incredible. Zis is genuine physical art. I am moved, Morton. I am honestly moved.
MURPHY
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pain GRILLÉ
Morton, how do you do sponsor reads during zis? How?
MURPHY
Professional.

El Kraken drops into a corner run and plants Sean with a corner cannonball senton, the full three hundred pound body weight compressing Sean Sterling into the buckles, the whole turnbuckle assembly shuddering.

SFX: BOOM!

Sean Sterling slumps out of the corner.

El Kraken covers. Marcus Vance crouches.

ONE...
TWO...

Sean Sterling somehow, defiantly, gets a shoulder up.

MURPHY
Sean Sterling refusing to quit! He is taking an absolutely tremendous amount of punishment and he is still kicking out!

El Kraken stands. He looks at Sean Sterling with an expression that suggests this is, at most, a minor delay. He reaches down, grabs a handful of Sean's neon-pink tights, and drags him back to the corner, tagging Tiburon Coral again.

Now they set up in the corner together. El Kraken lifts Sean Sterling in a vertical suplex, hoisting him up and holding him there, inverted, suspended above the ring. Tiburon Coral climbs the turnbuckle simultaneously, gets to the top, measures Sean Sterling's hanging, helpless frame, and launches off with a flying clothesline that connects with Sean's chest as Kraken drives him down, the combination hit landing with brutal force.

SFX: CRACK!

The crowd erupts in a mixed wave of alarm and reluctant awe.

MURPHY
There it is! The combination tag move from Los Depredadores del Mar! Kraken with the vertical suplex and Tiburon Coral flying off the top with that clothesline! This is a devastating, well-drilled tag team in action!
VIVIENNE VANCE

This is what months of preparation looks like versus what two men with a shared online shopping cart for matching tights look like. The difference is stark.

pain GRILLÉ
Ha! Ze shared shopping cart! Madame Vance, I am keeping zat.

Barry Brick has recovered enough on the apron to be losing his mind, stamping both feet on the metal, reaching out, screaming encouragement at Sean. Sean is flat on his back. Tiburon Coral covers him, hooks the far leg, and leans into the pin.

Marcus Vance drops to the canvas.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-- Sean Sterling gets the shoulder up.

MURPHY
And Sean Sterling still alive at two and a half! Barry Brick almost came into the ring right there and Marcus Vance met him at the ropes immediately.
MARCUS VANCE

You get back on that apron right now, Brick. RIGHT now.

Barry backs up onto the apron. His eyes are anguished.

Tiburon Coral pulls Sean to his feet. He fires a quick kick to the ribs, feeling out the damage with the focused precision of something that has learned where a thing is hurt and keeps returning to it. Sean clutches his midsection. Tiburon takes three steps back, runs toward Sean, and launches himself up onto the second rope in a springboard, pivoting his body in mid-air and coming down to drive Sean's head toward the canvas with the springboard inverted cutter.

Sean Sterling, by pure reflexive desperation, drops below the arc of it and rolls backward, and Tiburon Coral has to redirect mid-drop and lands on his feet.

MURPHY
Tiburon Coral went for the springboard inverted cutter and Sean Sterling instinctively rolled under it!
pain GRILLÉ
Dumb luck. Absolute dumb luck.

Tiburon spins. Sean fires off an Enzuigiri out of pure survival instinct that grazes Tiburon's temple. Not full contact, but enough to stagger him a step. The crowd grabs onto it.

Sean crawls. He drags himself across the canvas. His neon fringe is everywhere. His blond hair is plastered to his face. He reaches out one hand.

Barry Brick is already crouched on the apron, stretching both arms as far as physics allow, the look on his face that of a man who has wanted something his entire career and it is three feet away.

Sean lunges.

SFX: SMACK!

Tag made.

The Bayou pops hard.

Barry Brick comes in absolutely screaming with energy, and the crowd feeds him. He hits a dropkick to Tiburon Coral that sends him stumbling back. He fires a quick European uppercut that connects flush. He tries a running clothesline and it lands, dropping Tiburon to the canvas, and Barry immediately pumps his fist and the crowd cheers.

MURPHY
Barry Brick is in! The Blueprint is fired up and Tiburon Coral is briefly on the back foot!
pain GRILLÉ
Briefly. Briefly is ze key word.

Barry hauls Tiburon up, hooks a front facelock, and snaps him with a snap vertical suplex, rolling through it and getting back to his feet with a little more urgency than he usually possesses. He even holds off the flex. He is learning.

He immediately covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Tiburon Coral kicks out at two.

Barry pulls Tiburon up again, shoots him into the ropes, and goes for a hip toss on the return. Tiburon blocks it by leaning his weight back, grabs Barry's extended arm before he can recover, and snaps Barry down with a low sweep kick behind his ankle, dropping him to one knee.

Barry is in a kneeling position, breathing hard.

Tiburon takes a half step back, runs the ropes on the opposite side of the ring for momentum, and comes back at Barry with a thunderous missile dropkick directly to the side of Barry's head from close range.

SFX: CRACK!

Barry folds sideways and lands hard.

MURPHY
And just like that, Tiburon Coral regains control! Barry Brick had his moment of fire and Tiburon snuffed it out with absolutely surgical precision!
VIVIENNE VANCE

Brief runs of momentum from inferior talent are an expected statistical blip. They do not represent a shift. They are noise.

Tiburon does not rush now. He walks to El Kraken and makes the tag. He is done playing.

El Kraken comes in and grabs Barry Brick by the wrist, yanking him to a standing position, then whipping him hard into the ropes. When Barry comes back, Kraken drops below him, lets him pass, and on Barry's return trip catches him by the head with a thunderous spinebuster, driving him straight down into the canvas with enormous, rattling force.

SFX: BOOM!
MURPHY
Spinebuster from El Kraken! The canvas practically cracked!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is ze end, Morton. Everyone in zis building knows it.

El Kraken grabs Barry's legs. Tiburon Coral slides to the apron. They are setting it up.

El Kraken pulls Barry upright from the waist, draping him into powerbomb position, head between his thighs. He reaches down, locks both hands under Barry's thighs, and begins to deadlift him. The crowd murmurs, sensing the finality approaching. Barry is fully inverted now, legs pointing toward the ceiling, completely helpless.

El Kraken sits out, driving Barry into the canvas with the full, pulverizing sit-out powerbomb of the Tidal Wave Bomb.

SFX: BOOM!

Barry Brick bounces off the canvas and lies there, arms spread, eyes staring at the ceiling.

Simultaneously, Tiburon Coral is on the top turnbuckle, measuring the landing. Barry hits the canvas and does not bounce back up, and Tiburon launches himself off the top with the 450 splash rotation, the Jaws of Veracruz, tucking into a full spin and a half before crashing down directly onto Barry Brick's chest.

SFX: CRACK!
MURPHY
THE TRENCH! The Tidal Wave Bomb from El Kraken and the Jaws of Veracruz on top of it from Tiburon Coral! THAT IS THE TRENCH! That is the Los Depredadores del Mar tag team finisher and Barry Brick has been absolutely decimated!

The crowd erupts in a wave of primal, awed reaction. Half the arena is on their feet. Sean Sterling starts to move along the apron but La Sirena is already there, stepping directly into his path at ringside, staring up at him from outside the ropes. Sean looks at La Sirena. Sean looks at the ring. Sean looks at La Sirena again. Sean stays on the apron.

MURPHY
La Sirena blocking any interference from Sean Sterling and Marcus Vance is right there, that is a fast count coming!

Marcus Vance does not look at ringside. He drops to the canvas.

Tiburon Coral has Barry Brick covered. Both hooks.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: DING DING DING!
MURPHY
It is over! Tiburon Coral with the cover after the Trench and Los Depredadores del Mar advance in the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament!
pain GRILLÉ
MAGNIFIQUE! Absolutement magnifique! Zat was not a wrestling match, Morton. Zat was an extinction event. I am weeping happy tears inside zis mask. You cannot see zem but zey are real and zey are present.
VIVIENNE VANCE

As anticipated. My clients are simply operating at a level that this tournament was not yet prepared for. The bracket has been informed of the new standard.

"PEPPER" PETE PEPPINS

Here are your winners, and advancing in the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament, Tiburon Coral and El Kraken, Los Depredadores del Mar!

The sonar ping and industrial metal hits again and the arena plunges back into deep ocean-blue. El Kraken rises from the center of the ring and stands over Barry Brick, arms raised in that leviathan flex, the chains rattling on his harness. Tiburon Coral is already on the turnbuckle, one foot up, pointing that single finger at his throat, staring out at the crowd.

On the floor, Vivienne Vance stands from the commentary table, collects her folder, and walks to ringside with total composure, completely unbothered, as though this result was so predetermined that being excited about it would be unseemly.

MURPHY
April, your thoughts on what we just witnessed.
APRIL MONDAY

Los Depredadores are the real deal. That much is clear. And I wish Barry and Sean the best. They showed heart out there tonight.

pain GRILLÉ
Heart! Morton, she said heart! Zat is ze nicest possible way to say zey were absolutely annihilated!
MURPHY
Barry Brick and Sean Sterling are being helped from the ring by the official as Los Mares Mortales del Golfo celebrate. La Sirena, Vivienne Vance, El Kraken, Tiburon Coral, the whole faction here tonight in The Bayou sending a message to every tag team in this tournament. The message was received loud and clear, folks.

Tiburon Coral drops from the turnbuckle and crouches directly in front of Barry Brick's face, lifting his chin with two fingers, looking straight at him through the mesh of the shark-teeth mask.

TIBURON CORAL

Sangre en el agua.

He drops Barry's chin and walks away.

ResultLos Depredadores del Mar(Tiburón Coral pins)via pinfall — The Jaws of Veracruz (springboard 450 splash)5:42
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"The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko
goldFISH
Vox Null
Backstage Brawl

Statistically improving the odds

"The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko

goldFISH

Vox Null

The main event is over. The crowd in The Bayou is still buzzing, still feeling the electricity of the night's final bell. The production team has cut the main camera feed and the Bad Juju stream is riding out on the post-show atmosphere, the kind of loose, winding-down energy that settles over an arena when people know it's time to go home.

At the commentary desk, Morton Murphy is shuffling papers. pain GRILLE has his mask tilted slightly, the way he does when he's comfortable. April Monday sits to Murphy's left, jacket still crisp, posture still perfect.

MURPHY
That is going to do it for another night of Bad Juju, folks. What a show it has been. April, thanks for spending the evening with us here at the desk. Always a pleasure.
APRIL MONDAY

Always. You boys almost kept up with me.

pain GRILLÉ
Almost. I say almost. I was very fast tonight wiz ze insights.
MURPHY
Vox Null and Ike Gritsenko went to absolute war in that main event. Gritsenko came in with that clipboard full of garbage statistics, and Vox Null answered every single word with his fists. And when that Dial Tone kick connected -
pain GRILLÉ
Gritsenko was asleep before 'e even hit ze mat. I do not like to admit zis. It makes me feel feelings I do not enjoy.
MURPHY
He was. White hair painted red by the time that match was done. Gritsenko's own blood, folks. Vox Null opened him up the hard way and made it look like a statement.
APRIL MONDAY

That's what Vox Null does. He doesn't need to say a word. He just makes the point with his hands and lets you sit with it.

The feed on the desk monitor flickers. A production assistant rushes past behind the commentary table, earpiece in, something urgent in his stride. Murphy notices.

MURPHY
Something's going on backstage. We're getting word from our production team -

The desk monitor cuts to a handheld camera feed. Shaky. Fluorescent hallways. The corridor near the talent exit. A long concrete stretch lined with black equipment cases stacked two and three high, road cases with chunky wheels and orange tape markings. At the far end of the corridor, a green EXIT sign glows above a heavy push-bar door.

Vox Null is moving through the corridor with purpose. Bag over one enormous shoulder. He's still in his ring gear but has a dark compression layer pulled over his torso. His face is freshly wiped but the match is written on him in bruises and dried sweat. He walks with the particular heaviness of a man who left everything out there and is ready for silence.

He reaches for the door handle.

SFX: CRACK!

The lead pipe comes from the right and catches him flush across the back of the shoulders. The sound is flat and brutal and wrong, the kind of impact that makes every person watching the monitor flinch.

Vox Null staggers forward into the push-bar door, crashing through it halfway into the night air before a second blow catches the back of his left knee and drops him to the floor of the corridor, one shoulder wedged in the doorframe, the door trying to close against his weight.

MURPHY
Oh no. Oh no, that's -
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is a pipe. Zat is someone with a pipe. In ze 'allway. Zis is not sanctioned!

Standing over Vox Null are Ike Gritsenko and goldFISH. Gritsenko has a lead pipe in his right hand. His white hair is still visibly stained dark red from the Dial Tone that ended their match, and the bandage someone applied to his hairline in the time since is already soaking through. His face is a knot of rage, the kind of expression that doesn't have a name because it lives somewhere past anger, somewhere past embarrassment, somewhere in the part of a man that only comes out when he's been made to feel small in front of everyone.

goldFISH has his own pipe. He's staring down at Vox Null with wide, bright eyes, turning the pipe over in both hands like he forgot what he's supposed to do with it and is hoping the answer comes back to him.

GRITSENKO

Get up. Get up right now. You think you're done? You think that's how this ends?

Vox Null tries to push himself up with one arm. The bag slides off his shoulder. Gritsenko kicks it out of the way with contempt and plants a boot between Vox Null's shoulder blades, grinding him back down to the concrete floor.

GRITSENKO

You knocked me out! In front of everybody! Do you know what my record is right now? Do you understand what you did to my stats tonight?

He pulls the crumpled clipboard from under his arm. Even now. Even here. He's carrying the clipboard. He shoves it into Vox Null's eyeline, forcing it against the side of his face.

GRITSENKO

Look at this! Look at it! I had projections! I had a trajectory! The Winningest was on a verified upward trend and you -

He rears back and brings the pipe down across Vox Null's upper back.

SFX: CRACK!
MURPHY
Stop it. Somebody stop this. Where is security?
APRIL MONDAY

I'm calling it right now. Get security down that hallway.

pain GRILLÉ
I - I do not approve of ze pipe per se, but statistically speaking, Gritsenko's frustration is understandable -
APRIL MONDAY

pain. Stop.

pain GRILLÉ
...oui. Stopping.

Vox Null has managed to get one knee up. He's fighting through it. The size of the man is the only reason he's not flat on his face. goldFISH suddenly perks up like a dog that just remembered it heard a noise.

GOLDFISH

Oh! Oh, right, me too!

goldFISH swings the pipe at Vox Null's ribs. It connects hard and Vox Null curls over it, one hand going to his side.

GOLDFISH

Did that help? Ike, did that help? I think that helped. I'm helping.

GRITSENKO

Shut up and hit him again.

goldFISH raises the pipe and then stops. Blinks. Tilts his head.

GOLDFISH

Wait, what are we doing?

GRITSENKO

HIT HIM AGAIN.

GOLDFISH

Right, yes, absolutely, on it.

goldFISH brings the pipe down across the back of Vox Null's shoulders a second time and Vox Null drops flat, both palms slapping concrete, chest heaving, trying to breathe through it.

MURPHY
Vox Null is down. He is down on that corridor floor and these two men are standing over him with weapons. This is the Second Wind Syndicate and this is not a match, folks, this is an assault.

Gritsenko crouches down next to Vox Null. Gets close. His face is inches away. The blood from his hairline has found a new track down his temple and it drips once onto the concrete between them.

GRITSENKO

You want to make a statement, big man? You want to put your boot in my face in front of everybody and walk out of here like that's the end of the story? I've got a stat for you. Zero. That's how many more times you're going to do that to me. Zero. I'm going to write that one down in permanent ink.

He stands. Drops the clipboard onto Vox Null's back like punctuation.

Vox Null reaches for the iPhone at his hip. His hand is shaking. He gets it out. The screen cracks against the concrete as he tries to prop himself. He gets two fingers on the screen.

The text-to-speech voice, thin and distorted through the phone's damaged speaker: "Can you hear me?"

Gritsenko looks down at the phone. Something passes across his face. He raises the lead pipe.

MURPHY
Don't. Don't you dare -
APRIL MONDAY

Gritsenko, I swear to God -

Gritsenko brings the pipe down on the phone.

SFX: CRACK!

The screen shatters. The audio cuts.

Silence in the corridor. Real silence. The EXIT sign buzzes.

MURPHY
He destroyed the phone. He destroyed the way Vox Null communicates and he -
APRIL MONDAY

That is enough. That is absolutely enough.

There's ice in her voice. Not heat. Ice. The kind that means paperwork and consequences and something you are going to feel for a long time.

Two security personnel come pounding around the corner of the corridor, radios crackling, and behind them a third. They get between the Second Wind Syndicate and Vox Null immediately, arms up, forming a line.

SECURITY LEAD

Back up. Back up right now. Both of you, back up!

Gritsenko doesn't move for a moment. He's looking past the security guard at Vox Null, still breathing hard on the floor, one hand still resting on the shattered phone. Then Gritsenko slowly raises both hands, lead pipe still in one of them, and takes two deliberate steps backward. The smile that crosses his face is unhurried and wrong.

GRITSENKO

Record that. Put it in the stats. Vox Null, see you next week.

goldFISH waves. Not a threat. Just a wave. The kind a person does when they're leaving a party.

GOLDFISH

See you next week! It was great hanging out!

MURPHY
I cannot believe what I'm watching. I cannot believe what just happened to Vox Null in that corridor.
pain GRILLÉ
I am not going to say it was good. I am not going to say zat. I am saying only zat Gritsenko's record tonight remains... complicated.
MURPHY
He was leaving, pain. He had his bag. He was leaving and they ambushed him with lead pipes from behind like -
APRIL MONDAY

That's what cowards do, Morton. Men who can't handle accountability. Gritsenko got knocked out clean in the middle of this ring by a Dial Tone kick. And instead of sitting with that, instead of taking the lesson, he goes and does this. He takes a pipe into a hallway. That tells you everything about who Ike Gritsenko actually is.

The security team has moved Gritsenko and goldFISH further down the corridor, pushing them gently but firmly toward the parking lot exit. Gritsenko goes without real resistance, still wearing that smile, still holding the clipboard.

The camera holds on Vox Null.

Two of the remaining security personnel move in to help him. He waves them off first, the instinct of a man who doesn't want hands on him. Then he lets them. Because the alternative is staying on the concrete. He gets one knee under him, then the other, then he is standing, but it costs him. His left side is bad. His breathing is audible. The back of his ring gear is marked with dark staining from where the pipes found him. Blood runs down his face.

He looks down at the shattered phone on the floor of the corridor.

He picks it up. The screen is a spider web of broken glass. He presses the power button. Nothing comes back. He holds it for a moment, this enormous man, this 312 pounds of silence, standing in a fluorescent-lit corridor in Baton Rouge with a destroyed phone in his hand and blood on his back, and the only sound is the EXIT sign buzzing and the distant noise of an arena still settling.

Security stands on either side of him. Close but not touching.

He lifts his bloodied head. Looks directly into the handheld camera. His expression is not grief. It is not fear. It is something past all of that. Something that has already made a decision.

He doesn't move. He doesn't speak. He just holds the shattered phone up, screen out, toward the camera.

The cracked glass catches the fluorescent light.

MURPHY
Vox Null... is still standing.
pain GRILLÉ
...oui.
APRIL MONDAY

The legacy demands a blood price. And Ike Gritsenko just opened an account.

The feed holds on Vox Null's bloody face. Security around him. The broken phone. The buzzing light. The silence.

The Bad Juju stream fades to black.

Bad Juju #2 | Spinebuster PRO