Spinebuster PRO
Swamp Water Energy

Presented by

Swamp Water Energy

Bad Juju

Bad Juju

Episode 6

Friday, June 12, 2026

Match Card


Show Intro

Previously at Sorry You're Not a Winner...

"Sorry You're Not a Winner" by Enter Shikari hits, and the tron erupts.

And then the footage rolls.

Charlie Williams, standing in the center of the ring, the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship raised in his right hand. The Swamp Water Energy Championship draped across his left shoulder. Four fingers pressed to his forehead, inverted downward. The Black Crown. Both titles in the same frame. The Bayou giving him everything it has.

CUT — Teddy Alexander, standing beside him, the second tag title buckled around his neck like a neck brace. His face plate gleaming under the Bayou lights. Teddy looking directly into the hard camera. One slow tap on the faceplate.

CUT — Harry Balkin Jr., both hands on the top rope, staring into the ring. Jaw set. Chest heaving. Not moving. Not speaking. That somehow worse than anything he could have said.

CUT — Gruff Veracity, fall one, the uranage landing. Harry on the canvas for three seconds in a match that lasted considerably longer. Gruff standing upright, not celebrating. Just breathing. Just waiting for the next fall to begin.

CUT — Elvis Hunt, fall two. The Strip Search grinding. The crowd counting him through it. Hunt's face, not the grin. The real face underneath. The one that remembers what he was.

CUT — Fall three. Both men on fumes. Thirty minutes of wrestling across two falls already spent. Forearm for forearm in the center of the ring, neither man's head moving far anymore, both men still swinging.

CUT — The Truth Bomb. Gruff at the top rope. The silence before it.

CUT — Hunt rolling out of the way. Gruff absorbing the landing. The crowd holding its breath for the full second that followed.

CUT — Hunt's hand raised. Gruff on the canvas, not moving. The look on Hunt's face: not triumph. Something older and quieter than triumph. Something that has been a long time coming.

CUT — Ike Gritsenko, the Dial Tone, landing clean. Vox Null on the canvas.

A pause. One beat of silence.

CUT — Then the footage cuts darker. Vox Null, face down on the canvas, not tapping. Not flinching. The referee counting. The referee stopping. Gritsenko standing over him with the clipboard raised like an exhibit.

CUT — The clipboard clattering to the mat. Harry Balkin Jr., reaching down, picking it up. Reading it. Folding the top sheet once, carefully, and tucking it inside his waistband. Looking directly into the hard camera.

CUT — R.V. Sovereign, center ring, placing the invisible crown onto his own head with both hands. The crowd at full volume against him. His expression: settled.

CUT — Adam Monday, the pop-up knee connecting. Sovereign dropping. Monday on his knees over him.

CUT — Kid Koala airborne under the Bayou lights. Rey Manta, watching from the corner, unmoved. Sovereign at the ropes, watching Manta, calculating. Monday watching all three of them.

CUT — The referee's count. One. Two. Three. The championship belt lifted. The Bayou coming apart.

CUT — April Monday at the ramp, looking into the ring. Not at the new champion. At the ring itself. At whatever the building has just become.

CUT — Roxie Roche, the Bayou Driver landing. Daisy Mae DuPris down. Scarlett Vice watching from the corner, deciding something.

CUT — The Femina Imperium Championship raised. Roxie not looking at it. Looking at the crowd. Looking at what comes next.

CUT — The Haughty Troupe in the corridor, Bullseye Kid's voice flat and deliberate. The ice age does not ask permission.

The music swells. The footage cuts faster.

CUT — The Shatter Point. The angerbash. The Bayou Driver. The Dial Tone. The Hunt Punt. The Truth Bomb. The invisible crown placed with both hands. The tag titles gleaming. The heavyweight title raised for the first time. A championship nobody had held yesterday and somebody holds now.

CUT — April Monday at her desk. Not looking up from the paperwork. The cold cup of coffee. The legal pad.

She speaks without raising her voice.

APRIL

"The legacy demands a blood price. Nobody gets a discount."

FLASH CUT — The tag titles on both THRØNEBREACH DISASTER men. Charlie's fingers splayed, Teddy's neck brace.

FLASH CUT — Elvis Hunt, pointing one slow finger at the camera, somewhere between a toast and a threat.

FLASH CUT — Vox Null in the corridor, new phone in hand.

FLASH CUT — R.V. Sovereign watching the new Heavyweight Champion from across the locker room. Not approaching. Just watching.

Pyros explode on the stage.

SFX: BOOM — BOOM — BOOM!

The crowd pops loudly.

Welcome to Bad Juju.

SWAMP WATER ENERGY

The Official Energy Drink of Pain.

Zero sugar. Maximum hurt. Fuel your Bad Juju from the opening bell to the final pin. Available at all Bayou convenience stores.

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance
Rey Manta
Angle

Bow down to the Manta King

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance

Rey Manta

MURPHY
Folks, welcome to Bad Juju, coming to you live from The Bayou right here in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'm Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and we have got a loaded show for you tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui, it is going to be magnifique. And I say zat because we are starting zis evening with royalty, Murphy. Actual royalty.
MURPHY
That's right. We're kicking things off right now with the Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Champion, Rey Manta, and his representative Vivienne Vance. We were told before the show that the champion has a message for this roster and this audience.
pain GRILLÉ
A decree. You call it a message. I call it a decree. Zere is a difference.

The house lights cut. The arena drops into a deep, elegant tropical teal wash. A single brass chord swells through the speakers, long and regal, filling every corner of The Bayou like the opening of a coronation ceremony. The crowd stirs, confused at first, then the recognition kicks in and the boos begin to build.

PA System

"Los Mares Mortales del Golfo."

The orchestral brass arrangement continues its sweeping, majestic swell. Vivienne Vance appears first at the top of the ramp. She steps into the teal light with absolute composure. Back straight. Head perfectly level. The gold embroidery along her teal lapels catches the light like she was designed to be seen under it. She holds her gold-trimmed leather folder pressed against her chest like a shield. Her expression is a cold, pleasant smile directed at no one in particular.

MURPHY
And there she is. Vivienne Vance. The corporate voice of Los Mares Mortales del Golfo. And if she's out here, you know who's right behind her.
pain GRILLÉ
She is impeccably dressed, Murphy. I want to say zat. I appreciate it. Zis is a woman who understands presentation.

Vivienne steps to the left. She turns back toward the entrance. One hand extends with a practiced, elegant gesture, presenting the space beside her.

The brass swells to its peak.

Rey Manta steps through the curtain.

The seafoam-green cape billows behind him, catching the teal light and spreading wide like the wingspan of something enormous rising from deep water. The Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship is strapped around his waist, the gold plate gleaming. He holds a polished gold cane at his side. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd with absolute, unblinking contempt.

Fans: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

Rey Manta does not react. He raises the gold cane slowly above his head. He holds it there.

The flamenco-metal drums explode.

The percussion crashes in, rapid and furious, the brass now driving hard and fast beneath the shredding guitar
MURPHY
Listen to this crowd letting him know exactly how they feel. And Rey Manta could not care less.
pain GRILLÉ
Zey are just jealous, Murphy. You look at zat man and you understand immediately. Zis is what a champion looks like.

Rey Manta begins his walk down the ramp. It is slow. Deliberate. Every step placed with the unhurried certainty of a man who knows the building cannot start without him. Vivienne walks seamlessly at his left, leaning in occasionally to speak close to his ear. He does not look at her when she does it. He keeps his eyes on the ring.

Fans: "BORING! BORING! BORING!"
MURPHY
The crowd at The Bayou is not exactly rolling out the welcome mat here tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Zey do not deserve to be in ze same room as zis man. Zat is what I am saying. Zis is pearls before swine, Murphy.

Rey Manta reaches the steel ring steps. He ascends them without breaking stride. He steps through the ropes with fluid, effortless elegance, one hand resting briefly on the top rope. Vivienne follows through the middle rope, smooth and practiced. She moves directly to the center of the ring. With one sharp, precise flick of her wrist, she unclamps the seafoam cape from Rey Manta's shoulders. She folds it over her forearm and hands it to an attendant at ringside with the same expression she might use to hand someone a parking ticket.

Rey Manta moves to the nearest corner. He steps up to the second turnbuckle. He looks out over the arena. He holds the championship belt up with one hand, the gold cane in the other, and stares down at the audience like a man surveying something he already owns.

The music fades.

The boos fill the silence.

Rey Manta descends from the turnbuckle. He stands in the center of the ring. He extends one open hand toward Vivienne without looking at her. She produces a microphone from inside her folder and places it in his palm with practiced precision. He holds it at his side for a moment. Then he raises it slowly.

REY MANTA

Habitantes de este pantano miserable. Miren a su alrededor. Miren esta arena, estas luces baratas, esta multitud que huele a langostinos y derrota. Y ahora miren aqui.

He pauses. He lets his free hand gesture slowly down the length of his own body, from the mask to the championship plate.

REY MANTA

Miren lo que es un campeon de verdad. No uno de sus idolos sudorosos y sin clase. Un rey. Un depredador. El unico hombre en este edificio que tiene derecho a cargar este titulo.

He holds the championship up again, then lowers it. He extends the microphone back toward Vivienne without ceremony. She accepts it, steps forward one precise step, and addresses the crowd directly.

VIVIENNE VANCE

What my client just said, for those of you who are struggling to keep up, is this.

She smiles. It does not reach her eyes.

VIVIENNE VANCE

He looked out at this arena, at all of you, and he saw exactly what you are. He saw a crowd of people who have never been in the same room as a genuine champion before tonight. And he wants you to appreciate that. He wants you to take a moment and understand what it means that he is standing in this ring, in this building, in this city.

A ripple of boos. She tilts her head slightly, acknowledging them the way you might acknowledge a car alarm going off two streets over.

VIVIENNE VANCE

He also said something else. And I want to make sure this part lands clearly, because it is the reason we are out here tonight.

She turns slightly, gesturing to the championship around Rey Manta's waist.

VIVIENNE VANCE

This title represents the absolute pinnacle of this promotion. It is the only thing of genuine value in this building on any given evening. And my client, as the reigning Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Champion, has a responsibility to that title. A custodial responsibility. A stewardship.

MURPHY
Oh, I don't like where this is going.
pain GRILLÉ
I love where zis is going. I love it completely.
VIVIENNE VANCE

And as the steward of this championship, Rey Manta has conducted a thorough and honest assessment of the talent available to him in this locker room.

She opens her folder. She glances at a page. She closes it again. She does this with the energy of someone who has already read the report and already knows how bad it is.

VIVIENNE VANCE

The assessment was not favorable.

She turns back to Rey Manta. She extends the microphone. He takes it. He looks at the crowd for a long, quiet moment. Then he speaks.

REY MANTA

He mirado a cada hombre y cada mujer en esa vestuario. He estudiado sus cintas. He visto sus mejores momentos. Y les dire lo que encontre.

He pauses. He lets the silence sit.

REY MANTA

Nada. No encontre absolutamente nada.

He lowers the microphone. He holds the championship belt up with his free hand and stares at it.

REY MANTA

Este titulo es sagrado. Este titulo es la corona del oceano. Y no voy a permitir que sea manchado por las manos de alguien que no merece tocarlo. Ninguno de ellos es digno. Ninguno. Y si no hay nadie digno de este titulo... entonces no hay nadie digno de un combate por este titulo.

He hands the microphone back to Vivienne. She steps forward again.

MURPHY
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Is she about to say what I think she's about to say?
pain GRILLÉ
I think she is about to say something very intelligent and very reasonable, Murphy.
VIVIENNE VANCE

What Rey Manta is telling you is that he has looked at every name on this roster. Every contender. Every so-called top talent that this promotion has to offer. And not one of them clears the bar. Not one of them is worthy of sharing a ring with the Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Champion in a title match.

She lets that sit. The boos are immediate and loud.

Fans: "BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!"

Vivienne does not flinch. She raises one hand, palm out, not to silence the crowd but to acknowledge their reaction the way a professor acknowledges a student's incorrect answer.

VIVIENNE VANCE

I understand that's upsetting. I do. But Rey Manta is not going to disgrace this championship by defending it against peasants. He is not going to lower the prestige of this title by putting it on the line against someone who has no business being in the same conversation. That is not arrogance. That is quality control.

She closes her folder.

VIVIENNE VANCE

So until this roster produces someone, anyone, who can demonstrate that they are on Rey Manta's level, the Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship will remain exactly where it belongs. Right here.

She gestures to the title at Rey Manta's waist.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Around the waist of the only king this ocean has ever had.

Rey Manta raises the gold cane. He holds it at his side. He looks out at the crowd with the same cold, detached expression he walked in with. He speaks one final time, slowly and clearly, not into the microphone but loud enough that the ringside mics catch every word.

REY MANTA

Inclínense ante el rey del oceano.

pain GRILLÉ
MAGNIFIQUE. Zat is all I have to say. Zat man is absolutely correct and I will not hear otherwise.
MURPHY
Correct? He just told this entire roster that none of them are good enough to challenge for the Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship. He is essentially refusing to defend that title.
pain GRILLÉ
He is protecting ze integrity of ze title, Murphy. Zere is a difference.
MURPHY
There is no difference! He's the champion! You have to defend the championship! That's the whole point of the championship!
pain GRILLÉ
Not if nobody is worthy. You cannot force a king to wrestle a peasant. Zat is not how royalty works.
MURPHY
This is not a monarchy, this is a wrestling promotion!
pain GRILLÉ
Same zing.

Vivienne Vance moves back to Rey Manta's side. She smoothly reclaims the microphone from his hand and tucks it back into her folder. She produces the seafoam cape from the ringside attendant and steps behind Rey Manta, reclasping it across his shoulders with two precise, practiced movements. Rey Manta adjusts the championship on his waist. He does not look at the crowd again.

He walks to the ropes. He steps through them. He descends the ring steps. Vivienne follows. They walk back up the ramp at the same unhurried, gliding pace they arrived with. The teal lighting washes over them. The crowd is loud and hostile and Rey Manta gives them nothing.

MURPHY
I will say this. April Monday is in that building tonight. And I have a very hard time believing that the owner of Spinebuster PRO is going to let this stand without a response.
pain GRILLÉ
Madame Monday is a very... reasonable woman, Murphy. I am sure she will see ze logic in Rey Manta's position.
MURPHY
You don't believe that for a second.
pain GRILLÉ
...I believe it somewhat. A little. Some of it.

Rey Manta and Vivienne Vance reach the top of the ramp. He stops one final time. He raises the championship above his head without turning around. He holds it there for a long, contemptuous moment. Then he walks through the curtain. Vivienne follows. The teal lights fade. The house lights return.

The crowd is still buzzing.

MURPHY
The Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Champion has made his position crystal clear on this opening night of Bad Juju. Rey Manta believes no one on this roster is worthy of a title shot. Vivienne Vance has put that position on the record in front of this audience. And we have got a full show ahead of us. Folks, don't go anywhere.
pain GRILLÉ
I am going to be thinking about zat cape for ze rest of ze evening. Truly extraordinary craftsmanship.
MURPHY
Stay with us, folks. Bad Juju is just getting started.
BAYOU BAIL BONDS

In It Deep? We'll Get You Out.

24/7. No job too dirty. No charge too serious. Bayou Bail Bonds — Baton Rouge's most ringside-tested bondsmen. Don't tap out.

Morton Murphy
pain GRILLÉ
Show Intro

Welcome to Bad Juju!

Morton Murphy

pain GRILLÉ

The camera focuses on the commentary desk where Morton Murphy does not look amused with the address Vance and Rey Manta gave the crowd. pain GRILLÉ is snickering and adjusting his lapel.

MURPHY
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Bad Juju. We are coming to you live from The Bayou in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and I am Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and folks, and we just heard from our NEW Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Champion, Rey Manta.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is correct. Rey Manta told you zat zee standard for a championship challenger should be 'igh. It should be very 'igh. And zat right now, nobody on zis roster meets it. Zat is not cowardice, Murphy. Zat is quality control. Zat is a man who understands 'is own value.
MURPHY
What it is, is a champion who has held that title for a matter of weeks and is already telling the world he has no intention of defending it. Vivienne Vance dressed it up in very expensive language, I will give her that. But what was said in this ring tonight was that Rey Manta considers himself above the obligation that comes with wearing that championship, and I suspect that is a conversation that is not finished. Not in this building. Not with April Monday running this promotion.
pain GRILLÉ
I would choose my next words carefully if I were you.
MURPHY
I always do. Now, let us talk about what is on the card tonight because there is a lot of it. The August Monday Memorial Tournament. Four matches. Four men who all believe they are the answer to the question of who the next Heavyweight Championship contender should be, and they are going to have to prove it the only way that counts, which is inside that ring. Adam Monday against Elvis Hunt. The Bullseye Kid against Jet Vessil. Freddy Lamb against Vox Null. And Harry Balkin Jr. against Tiburon Coral.
pain GRILLÉ
Adam Monday. Zis boy just lost zee vacant Heavyweight Championship in a ladder match. 'E did not win zee title 'is promotion named after 'is own grandfather. And now 'e must beat Elvis Hunt, who just went zree falls wiz Gruff Veracity and is probably held togezzer wiz tape right now. I am not saying Adam Monday cannot win. I am saying it would be very on-brand for 'im to find anozzer way to disappoint 'is muzzer.
MURPHY
That is uncharitable and you know it. Adam Monday has earned every opportunity he has gotten in this building. As for Elvis Hunt, you are right that he went to war with Gruff Veracity, three falls, brutal finish, and the question of how much he has left in the tank tonight is a legitimate one. I would not count either man out.
pain GRILLÉ
And zen zere is Vox Null. Who lost. Clean. For zee first time. And 'ad no reaction. None. Zat man sat up after zee pinfall like 'e was waking from a nap and walked to zee back. Murphy, I do not know if zat is frightening or if somez'ng is very wrong wiz 'im. Possibly boz.
MURPHY
Freddy Lamb is not a man who is going to wait around to find out. Those two in a tournament match with real stakes is one of the most unpredictable things we could put on this card, and I mean that sincerely.
pain GRILLÉ
And zen zere is 'Arry Balkin Jr., who last week picked up Gritsenko's clipboard after zee Vox Null match, said absolutely noz'ng, and walked away wiz it. I 'ave been thinking about zis all week. What does 'e want wiz a clipboard? What is on zat clipboard? Is it a list? I feel like it is a list.
MURPHY
I do not know what is on that clipboard. What I do know is that Harry Balkin Jr. walked away from BookFace last week, and Amber Rizzoli was at ringside and she hesitated. She did not follow him. She did not go after him. She stood there. And tonight she is in the Number One Contenders match for the Femina Imperium Championship alongside Daisy Mae DuPris, Scarlett Vice, and Carmen Cruz, and the question I am asking is whether she is here as Media Trial's asset or whether she has finally decided to find out what she is on her own terms.
pain GRILLÉ
Scarlett Vice 'as been in zis title picture since night one and she still 'as no gold. Zat is not bad luck, Murphy. Zat is a pattern. And last week 'er own plan closed on 'er like a trap and Roxie Roche walked out still champion. I admire zee ambition. I do not admire zee execution.
MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris came closer than almost anyone expected at Sorry You're Not a Winner and came away with nothing. Carmen Cruz is the one variable in that match that nobody has fully solved yet. That is a four-way match with four completely different motivations and I have no idea how it ends. That is the best thing I can say about it.
pain GRILLÉ
And Tiburon Coral. Los Depredadores del Mar. Zey 'ave unfinished business wiz zee tag division, zis we know. But tonight Tiburon Coral is in zee tournament, which means 'e is also looking at zee Heavyweight Championship, and I am telling you zat man does not separate zose two zings in 'is mind. 'E wants all of it. Zee tag gold. Zee 'eavyweight gold. Zee whole ocean, as it were.
MURPHY
And the THRØNEBREACH DISASTER are your first-ever Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Champions. Charlie holding tag gold and the Swamp Water Championship simultaneously. Teddy wearing his belt like a neck brace. This promotion has never seen anything like those two, and I say that having seen a lot of things in this building.
pain GRILLÉ
I say zis as someone who does not enjoy zem at all: zat was one of zee most unhinged championship celebrations I 'ave ever witnessed in my career. And I was in Les Baguettes Sauvages. We celebrated. We knew 'ow to celebrate. But Teddy Thrønebreach wearing a championship belt around 'is neck like medical equipment is somez'ng I cannot fully explain and I 'ave tried.
MORTON MURPHY

Folks, tonight's card is loaded. The tournament moves forward. Contenders get made. And the situation with the Heavyweight Championship is not resolved, not by a long shot. We have a full night of Bad Juju ahead of us. Stay right here.

pain GRILLÉ
And if you are Rey Manta watching zis from wherever you are in zis building right now, I want you to know zat I support your position entirely and also zat you should perhaps stay aware of where April Monday is at all times. Zat is just general advice. For anyone.
MURPHY
On that note. Let's get to it.
GATOR'S AUTO GLASS

We Fix What The Chairs Can't.

Steel chairs. Turnbuckles. Tables. After every Bad Juju, Gator's puts Baton Rouge back together. Free mobile service. Call before you limp home.

August Monday Memorial Tournament — Round of 16

Hardcore Match
Adam "Bloody" Monday
VS
Elvis Hunt

Adam "Bloody" Monday

Elvis Hunt

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

The lights in The Bayou drop to a deep red. A low, grinding guitar chord rolls through the PA system like a storm front moving in off the Gulf.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

The following contest is scheduled for one fall, is a HARDCORE MATCH, and is the opening round of the August Monday Memorial Tournament!

Fans: "ONE FALL!"
MURPHY
Ladies and gentlemen, we are officially underway with the August Monday Memorial Tournament, and I want to take a moment before we get into this because this tournament means something. August Monday built this promotion from nothing. He bled for it. And tonight, his grandson steps into that ring to honour that name in the most violent way this company knows how. A hardcore match. No rules. No disqualifications. Anything goes.
pain GRILLÉ
And ze irony, Murphy, is magnifique. Ze grandson of ze man ze tournament is named after, 'e must fight for 'is place in it. Like ze universe is testing 'im. Or laughing at 'im. Either way, I am entertained.
MURPHY
Adam Monday has been carrying a lot of weight since he walked through that door. The legacy. The family name. And then there is Elvis Hunt, who has been carrying something entirely different since he walked through that same door. Specifically, an unrequited dinner invitation.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze man 'as taste. I cannot fault 'im for 'is taste.
MURPHY
You can fault him for the timing, the venue, and the complete lack of reading the room.
pain GRILLÉ
Zese are details, Murphy.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, he is one half of the Blood Oath, he is the grandson of August Monday himself, ADAM. BLOODY. MONDAY!

The guitar riff kicks into something heavier. The crowd ignites. Adam Monday walks through the curtain with zero theatrics. No posing. No pyro. He stands at the top of the ramp, auburn hair loose around his shoulders, the BLOODY MONDAY shirt stretched across his chest, eyes already locked on the ring like he has been waiting for this moment since the day he was born.

MURPHY
Listen to this crowd. They love this kid. And they should. He has the pedigree. He has the physicality. He has the psychology. He is everything this tournament should represent.
pain GRILLÉ
'e also 'as ze mother who owns ze company, which I am sure 'as nothing to do with 'is place in ze tournament. I am sure.
MURPHY
He earned his spot, pain. Same as everyone else on this card.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui, oui. Of course. I am sure.

Adam reaches the ringside area. He does not slap hands. He walks the perimeter of the ring slowly, scanning the floor, the announce table, the chairs stacked at ringside. He is already mapping the battlefield. He rolls under the bottom rope, stands in the center of the ring, and raises one fist to the ceiling.

Fans: "BLOODY MONDAY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

The lights return to full. Adam lowers his fist. He rolls his neck. He waits.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at three hundred and one pounds, ELVIS. HUNT!

The PA fires up a sleazy, sun-baked guitar swagger. Something that sounds like it was recorded in a casino lounge at four in the morning by people who were not entirely sober. Elvis Hunt pushes through the curtain with his aviator sunglasses on, teal Hawaiian shirt completely unbuttoned and flapping behind him, beer gut preceding him by roughly six inches, single black fingerless glove raised in greeting to a crowd that somehow, inexplicably, absolutely loves this man.

MURPHY
And here comes Elvis Hunt. Three hundred and one pounds of Las Vegas lifestyle consequences.
pain GRILLÉ
He looks MAGNIFIQUE. He looks like a man who 'as lived, Murphy. You cannot fake zat kind of lived-in quality.
MURPHY
That is a generous way to describe what I'm looking at.

Hunt stops halfway down the ramp. He pulls his sunglasses down his nose and surveys the ringside area with what appears to be genuine professional interest. He spots the chairs. He spots the announce table. He spots the kendo stick propped against the apron. He nods slowly, as if confirming an internal checklist.

Then he spots the camera closest to the entrance and leans directly into it.

ELVIS HUNT

April, sweetheart, I know you're watching somewhere in this building. This one's for you. I'm gonna look real good out there.

MURPHY
He is absolutely incapable of letting it go.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is called dedication, Murphy. Ze man 'as a goal. 'e pursues it. I respect ze vision.
MURPHY
The goal is a date. The pursuit is a hardcore match against her son.
pain GRILLÉ
Pain is love, Murphy. Zis is known.

Hunt makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the front row fans on both sides, stopping to wink at a woman in a Spinebuster PRO t-shirt who looks deeply unimpressed, and then climbing the ring steps with the careful deliberateness of a man whose knees have opinions. He ducks through the ropes, drops his Hawaiian shirt on the canvas, adjusts his fingerless glove, and faces Adam Monday from across the ring.

The two men stand ten feet apart. Adam is still. Hunt is rocking slightly on his heels, rolling his shoulders.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Both of you. I got one rule. Don't die in my ring. Everything else, I genuinely do not care.

She turns and signals to the timekeeper.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"
CHAPTER ONE

FEELING OUT THE SWAMP

Neither man moves immediately. Adam Monday's eyes are fixed on Hunt's center mass. Hunt is studying the ring, the exits, the weapons outside. It is a mutual calculation.

Then Hunt breaks it with a grin. He spreads his arms wide.

ELVIS HUNT

Come on, kid. Let's see what you got.

MURPHY
Hunt inviting Monday in. Whether that is confidence or provocation, I genuinely cannot tell with this man.

Adam does not smile. He steps forward, and Hunt meets him in the middle of the ring. They lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, and the size difference is immediately apparent. Hunt is only an inch shorter but fifty-six pounds heavier, and when he plants his feet and drives forward, Adam actually slides back half a step.

pain GRILLÉ
Zere it is. Ze weight. Ze mass. Monday is strong, oui, but 'e is not three 'undred pounds.

Adam plants his base, redirects Hunt's momentum, and twists into a side headlock. He cranks it down hard, grinding the hold. Hunt grabs Adam's wrist, tries to peel the arm away, cannot. He shoves Adam toward the ropes instead, breaking the hold on the rebound. Adam comes back off the ropes and Hunt drops his shoulder for a body block.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Adam takes the hit but does not go down. He staggers one step. Hunt looks mildly surprised. Adam fires back immediately with a running shoulderbreaker, dropping his shoulder into Hunt's collarbone and driving him sideways into the ropes.

MURPHY
Running shoulderbreaker from Monday right out of the gate. He is not here to shake hands.

Hunt grabs the top rope to steady himself, rubbing his shoulder. He looks at Adam with something that might be respect and might be irritation.

ELVIS HUNT

Okay. Alright.

Adam charges. Hunt sidesteps and catches Adam's arm on the way past, wrenching it into a short-arm elbow that snaps into Adam's jaw.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Adam's head turns. He takes a step sideways. Hunt grabs him by the wrist and fires another short-arm elbow, this one to the temple.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Short-arm elbows from Hunt! Those are stiff. Hunt has tremendous natural leverage on those even at this stage of his career.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze fundamentals, Murphy. Ze man 'as fundamentals underneath all ze... everything else.

Adam shakes his head, pulls his arm free, and fires a forearm directly into Hunt's face. Hunt's head snaps back. Hunt fires one back. Adam takes it and fires another. Hunt takes it and fires another.

The crowd wakes up immediately.

Fans: "OOOOH!" (with each shot)
MURPHY
And here we go. Right away. These two are not interested in a slow build.

They are standing in the center of the ring trading forearms with full extension, heads snapping on every shot. Adam takes one that staggers him a half-step left. Hunt takes one that makes his knee dip. Adam throws another. Hunt takes it, shakes his head, and fires a headbutt directly into Adam's forehead.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Headbutt from Hunt! And Hunt is feeling that too!

Hunt grabs his own forehead. Adam stumbles backward. Both men are momentarily separated, both slightly dazed. The crowd is already loud.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
pain GRILLÉ
And we 'ave not even left ze ring yet! Zis is going to be something special.

Hunt recovers first. He charges across the ring and delivers a running body block that sends Adam crashing into the corner turnbuckles. The impact shakes the ring. Hunt follows in immediately, drives a forearm into Adam's face, then grabs him by the arm and whips him hard to the opposite corner.

Adam hits the turnbuckles back-first. Hunt is already running. He delivers a corner avalanche body block with all three hundred and one pounds behind it.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
Hunt with the avalanche! Adam Monday just got crushed into that corner!

Adam staggers out of the corner. Hunt catches him, hooks his arm and leg, and delivers a fisherman-style throw that drops Adam onto the canvas. He rolls into a cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

MURPHY
Early cover from Hunt. He is not wasting time.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze smart play. Ze match just started. You plant ze seeds early.

Adam kicks out and immediately rolls away from Hunt, creating distance. He gets to his feet, breathing steadily, resetting. Hunt is already pulling at the bottom rope, trying to get the kendo stick from ringside.

MURPHY
And here comes the weapons. This is a hardcore match, folks. Everything is legal.
ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

She is standing in the ring with her arms crossed, watching Hunt fish for the kendo stick with complete indifference.

Hunt gets his fingers around the kendo stick and pulls it into the ring. He turns, holding it across his body like a baseball bat. Adam sees it, measures the distance, and fires a spear tackle before Hunt can swing.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
SPEAR TACKLE! Monday cuts Hunt in half before he can get that kendo stick into play!

The kendo stick skitters across the canvas. Both men are down. Adam is up first. He grabs the kendo stick, takes a breath, and waits for Hunt to get to his hands and knees.

Hunt pushes up to all fours. Adam drives the kendo stick across Hunt's back.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Hunt arches. Adam drives it across again.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Adam Monday laying into Hunt with that kendo stick across the back. And you can hear every single shot.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is not elegant. Zis is anger. Ze boy is angry.
MURPHY
He has had five weeks of watching this man flirt with his mother in public. I would argue some anger is warranted.
pain GRILLÉ
I would argue love is a beautiful thing and Monday should mind 'is own business. But zen again, zis is a 'ardcore match, so.

Adam hauls Hunt up by the hair, hooks him in a front facelock, and drives him down with a Crapshoot DDT onto the kendo stick.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
DDT! Right onto that kendo stick! Hunt's face hit that thing on the way down!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt powers out. Adam does not look surprised. He pulls Hunt up again, hooks the arm, and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, bending Hunt across his knee with a sharp crack.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Monday! He is working that back early and deliberately.
CHAPTER TWO

INTO THE BUILDING

Adam rolls out of the ring. He walks to the timekeeper's table and picks up a steel chair, folding it deliberately. He slides back into the ring.

Hunt is on one knee, hand on the mat, pushing himself up. His back is already showing the red welts from the kendo stick. Adam measures him.

Adam swings the chair.

Hunt ducks.

The chair connects with nothing but air. Hunt comes up from the duck and drives a throat thrust directly into Adam's windpipe.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Throat thrust! Monday walked right into that! Hunt with the instincts!

Adam drops the chair, grabbing his throat. Hunt snatches the chair off the canvas, rears back, and drives it directly into Adam's ribs.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Adam doubles over. Hunt swings again, this time across the back.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Hunt has turned the tables! Chair to the ribs, chair to the back! Adam Monday is in trouble!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze man 'as been in Vegas for twenty years. 'e knows 'ow to use a chair. Zis is not 'is first rodeo, as zey say.

Hunt tosses the chair aside, grabs Adam by the wrist, and whips him hard toward the ropes. Adam hits the ropes, comes back, and Hunt catches him with a running senton, driving all three hundred and one pounds across Adam's midsection.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
Running senton! Hunt just dropped himself across Monday like a freight train!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt sits up, already a little winded. He runs a hand through his thinning hair and looks at Roxy.

ELVIS HUNT

Two. That was a two, right?

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

It was a two. You want a trophy?

ELVIS HUNT

I want a three.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Then get one.

Hunt grabs Adam and drags him toward the ropes. He dumps Adam between the top and middle rope so that Adam's midsection is draped over the bottom rope, upper body hanging outside the ring. Hunt backs up, runs the ropes, and drops a leg across the back of Adam's neck.

MURPHY
Hunt sending Adam to the floor! He is taking this match outside!

Adam tumbles off the apron and hits the floor hard, landing on his hands and knees at ringside. Hunt rolls out of the ring after him, moving with more urgency than his physique suggests is possible.

Hunt grabs Adam by the back of the head and walks him toward the announce table. He looks directly at Murphy and pain.

ELVIS HUNT

Gentlemen. Mind if I borrow this for a second?

MURPHY
Please don't.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui, go ahead!
MURPHY
Pain!

Hunt drives Adam's face into the announce table.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Adam's head bounces off the table. He staggers sideways. Hunt grabs him again and drives his face into the table a second time.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Adam Monday's head being used as a battering ram against our announce table. I want to register my objection to this on multiple levels.
pain GRILLÉ
I thought it was very effective!

Hunt grabs a water bottle from the announce table and takes a long drink. He looks at Murphy.

ELVIS HUNT

You got anything stronger back here?

MURPHY
No.
ELVIS HUNT

You're a terrible host.

Hunt turns back to Adam. Adam has used the table to pull himself up and immediately fires a forearm into Hunt's jaw. Hunt spits. Adam fires another. Hunt fires one back. Adam grabs Hunt by the back of the head and drives him face-first into the ring post.

SFX: "CLANG!"
MURPHY
Monday reversing the momentum! Hunt's face into the ring post!

Hunt grabs the post to keep himself upright. A thin line of red appears above his left eyebrow where the post caught him. He turns slowly, and the camera catches the blood starting to run.

MURPHY
Hunt is busted open. That post opened him up above the eye.
pain GRILLÉ
Mon Dieu. Okay. Now we are in a 'ardcore match.
MURPHY
That we are.

Hunt reaches up and touches the blood. He looks at his fingers. He looks at Adam Monday.

ELVIS HUNT

Huh.

He wipes the blood on his wrestling briefs and charges Adam with a running body block.

SFX: "CRASH!"

Both men go over the barricade into the crowd.

MURPHY
THEY'RE IN THE CROWD! They have gone over the barricade! The fans are scattering!

The crowd parts around them, those in the front rows backing away to create a circle. Roxy "Patch" Malone drops off the apron and follows them over the barricade without breaking stride, completely unfazed.

pain GRILLÉ
Ze referee just climbed over ze barricade like she does zis every Tuesday. Which, to be fair, she probably does.

Hunt and Adam are on their feet in the crowd area. Hunt grabs a folding chair from a vacated front-row seat and swings it at Adam. Adam ducks under it, the chair whistling past his head, and drives a sling blade that takes Hunt off his feet and sends him crashing into a row of empty chairs.

SFX: "CRASH!"
MURPHY
Sling blade in the crowd! Hunt is down in a pile of folding chairs!

Fans in the surrounding area: "HOLY SHIT!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Adam pulls Hunt up from the wreckage, hooks him in a front facelock, and drags him deeper into the crowd area, walking him up the concrete steps toward the back of the arena. The fans follow, phones raised, screaming.

MURPHY
They are going up the steps. They are going into the upper concourse area of The Bayou. This match is all over the building tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is what I pay for. Well, I do not pay. But zis is what I would pay for.

At the top of the steps, Adam drives Hunt's back into the concrete wall. Hunt grunts. Adam hooks him for a capture suplex, lifting Hunt off the concrete floor and driving him down hard.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
Capture suplex on the concrete! Good Lord. There is no mat up there. That is bare concrete.

Hunt is down on the concrete floor. Adam drops to a knee beside him and hooks the leg. Roxy is right there, dropping to the floor beside them.

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt kicks out and rolls away, clutching his back. The blood from above his eye is running freely now, mixing with sweat, dripping onto the concrete.

MURPHY
Hunt kicks out at two on the concrete floor. He is bleeding, his back has been worked over, and he is still in this match.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze man is built different, Murphy. Underneath all ze Hawaiian shirts and ze bad decisions, zere is a professional wrestler in zere.

Adam grabs Hunt and walks him along the concourse wall. He looks for something to use. He finds a merchandise table set up along the concourse wall, t-shirts and programs stacked on it. He grabs Hunt and runs him face-first into the edge of the merchandise table.

SFX: "CRACK!"

T-shirts go flying. Programs scatter. The merchandise table collapses on one side. A Spinebuster PRO staff member scrambles out of the way.

Hunt drops to his knees against the collapsed table. Adam grabs a BLOODY MONDAY t-shirt from the floor, looks at it for a moment, then wraps it around Hunt's face and drives his head into the table again.

MURPHY
Monday using his own merchandise as a weapon. That is commitment to the bit.
pain GRILLÉ
Or ze irony. 'e is smothering 'im with 'is own face. Zis is art, Murphy.

Adam drags Hunt back to his feet and walks him back toward the steps. They are heading back to the ring. The crowd parts again as they descend, fans screaming and reaching out.

Halfway down the steps, Hunt grabs the handrail and stops. He uses the handrail to pull himself around, reversing his position, and drives a short-arm elbow directly into Adam's face.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Adam's grip loosens. Hunt grabs Adam's head and drives it into the metal handrail.

SFX: "CLANG!"
MURPHY
Hunt with the reversal on the steps! Adam's head into the handrail!

Adam grabs the handrail to steady himself. A small cut opens above his hairline. Blood begins to track down the left side of his face, catching in his beard.

MURPHY
And now Adam Monday is bleeding. Both men are bleeding. We are barely ten minutes into this match.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is ze August Monday Memorial Tournament. Did you expect anything less?

They fight the rest of the way down the steps, trading shots, both bleeding, both refusing to give ground. They spill back over the barricade to ringside. Hunt grabs Adam and drives him spine-first into the ring apron.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Adam arches off the apron. Hunt grabs him and rolls him back into the ring.

CHAPTER THREE

SWAMP WATER BREAK AND THE SPINE OF THE MATCH

MURPHY
We are going to take a quick moment here because I genuinely need a drink after what I just watched. Speaking of which, folks, tonight's broadcast is brought to you by Swamp Water. The original craft energy drink of the Louisiana bayou. Swamp Water. When you need to go harder than the situation calls for. Available at concessions right here in The Bayou tonight. Drink responsibly. That is my legal obligation to say.
pain GRILLÉ
I would drink one right now. My nerves are in tatters.
MURPHY
Your nerves. You're sitting at a table.
pain GRILLÉ
It is a very stressful table, Murphy.

In the ring, Hunt has Adam down on the canvas. He drops a knee across Adam's midsection, then hooks him up and delivers the Strip Search, that heavy inverted facelock backbreaker, grinding Adam's upper spine across his knee and wrenching back.

MURPHY
The Strip Search from Hunt! He is bending Adam Monday backwards over his knee and there is nowhere to go with that!

Adam's face contorts. His back is already compromised from being driven into the ring apron. Hunt holds the position, grinding the backbreaker, twisting Adam's neck and spine simultaneously.

MURPHY
And Hunt is in no hurry to release that. He is just sitting there, bending Adam Monday in half.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze man understands leverage. When you 'ave ze weight advantage, you use it. You do not rush.

Hunt finally drops Adam off his knee and onto the canvas. He takes a moment to catch his breath, hands on his knees, the blood from his eyebrow dripping onto the mat. He looks at the cut, looks at the camera, and shrugs.

ELVIS HUNT

I've looked worse.

He grabs Adam by the ankle and drags him toward the corner. He climbs to the second rope, pauses to wipe the blood from his eye, and drops a leg drop across the back of Adam's neck.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Leg drop to the back of the neck! Adam Monday's neck is being targeted!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt sits up, breathing harder now. He runs a hand over his face, smearing blood. He looks at Roxy.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Two. Keep going.

ELVIS HUNT

I know it was two. I can count.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Then act like it.

Hunt pulls Adam up. He hooks him for a Russian leg sweep, taking them both down to the canvas in a controlled fall. He rolls over into a cover.

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt is up again. He is working methodically now, the blood on his face giving him a genuinely unhinged quality that the crowd is responding to.

MURPHY
Hunt is in control here. He has been targeting that back and neck consistently, and Adam Monday is in real trouble.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze back. Ze neck. Ze ribs. 'e is dismantling ze boy piece by piece. Zis is what experience looks like, Murphy. Even experience of ze wrong kind.

Hunt grabs Adam and hauls him to his feet. He hooks him for a spinebuster, drives Adam down into the canvas.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
SPINEBUSTER! Right into the mat! Adam Monday's back taking everything tonight!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Two and nine-tenths! Adam Monday barely gets out of that!

The crowd surges.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Hunt pounds the mat with his gloved fist. He gets to his feet, wipes the blood from his face with his forearm, and goes to ringside. He pulls the ring steps apart, taking the top half and sliding it into the ring. He slides in after it.

MURPHY
Hunt bringing the ring steps inside. This is about to get worse.
pain GRILLÉ
Better. Zis is about to get better.

Hunt positions the ring steps in the center of the ring. He grabs Adam, who is on his hands and knees, and drives his face into the steel.

SFX: "CLANG!"

Adam slumps. The cut above his hairline reopens and blood runs freely down the left side of his face, the streak that earned him his nickname now vivid and real.

MURPHY
Adam Monday's face into the ring steps. And that cut is open again. The blood is running. This is what this company is. This is what this match is. And I want to say, on the record, that August Monday would have approved of every single second of this.
pain GRILLÉ
...I agree with zat. I actually agree with zat.

Hunt steps back. He looks at Adam, slumped against the ring steps, bleeding. He looks at the camera. Something crosses his face, something that might be the ghost of the prodigy he used to be before Las Vegas got its hooks into him.

ELVIS HUNT

You're good, kid. You're real good.

He grabs Adam by the hair and drives a full-force pelvic thrust to the face.

MURPHY
Oh for the love of.
pain GRILLÉ
HAHAHAHAHA!
MURPHY
Was that necessary?
pain GRILLÉ
It was absolutely necessary!

Hunt drops to a cover.

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Adam Monday kicks out! He kicks out after all of that! The ring steps, the blood, the.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze pelvic thrust.
MURPHY
I was going to skip that one.
pain GRILLÉ
You cannot skip ze pelvic thrust, Murphy. It is load-bearing.
CHAPTER FOUR

THE COMEBACK

Adam Monday is on his back, bleeding, chest heaving. Hunt has gone to ringside again and is pulling a table out from under the ring. He slides it in, then slides in after it.

The crowd is already on its feet.

MURPHY
Hunt is setting up a table. This match is about to reach another level entirely.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is ze moment. Zis is ze moment you tell your grandchildren about.

Hunt sets the table up in the corner, leaning it between the second and third turnbuckles. He turns back to Adam, who has used the ring ropes to pull himself to his feet. The blood on Adam's face is stark under the arena lights, running through his beard, dripping off his chin.

Hunt charges.

Adam sidesteps. Hunt cannot stop his momentum and goes chest-first into the table in the corner. The table does not break. Hunt bounces off it and staggers back. Adam catches him from behind, locks in the half nelson choke suplex grip, and launches Hunt overhead.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
HALF NELSON CHOKE SUPLEX! Hunt is planted on the back of his neck! Adam Monday with the comeback!

The crowd erupts.

Fans: "BLOODY MONDAY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Adam drops to cover.

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt kicks out. Adam is immediately back to his feet, moving with urgency now. He grabs Hunt, hooks him up, and delivers the pumphandle suplex, swinging Hunt up and over with full extension.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
Pumphandle suplex! Monday is stringing moves together! He has found something!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt rolls to the ropes. Adam grabs him by the ankle before he can get outside the ring. Hunt kicks at Adam's grip. Adam holds on. Hunt manages to pull himself to the apron, dangling half in, half out.

Adam sees the position. He reaches over the top rope, grabs Hunt's head, and drapes him throat-first across the top rope, then steps back and delivers the guillotine leg drop, his leg driving across the back of Hunt's neck from the apron position.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Guillotine leg drop! Hunt's neck across that top rope! Adam Monday is in full control!

Hunt drops off the apron to the floor. Adam stands in the ring, blood on his face, chest heaving, but alive with momentum. The crowd is screaming.

Adam hits the far ropes, comes back, and launches himself through the middle and top ropes with a suicide dive that takes Hunt completely off his feet at ringside.

SFX: "CRASH!"
MURPHY
SUICIDE DIVE! Adam Monday to the floor! Both men are down at ringside!
Fans: "HOLY SHIT!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
pain GRILLÉ
Mon Dieu! Ze big man flies!

Both men are down on the floor. Roxy leans over the ropes, watching, making no count. This is a hardcore match. There is no count-out.

MURPHY
And Roxy Malone is just watching from the ring. No count. No urgency. She is just waiting to see who gets up.
pain GRILLÉ
She is ze most relaxed referee I 'ave ever seen. It is either very professional or very terrifying. I cannot decide which.

Adam is up first. He grabs Hunt and rolls him back into the ring. He follows, grabs the kendo stick that is still on the canvas from earlier, and drives it across Hunt's ribs.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Hunt curls up. Adam drives it across the ribs again.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Monday with the kendo stick to the ribs. He is paying Hunt back for everything.

Adam drops the kendo stick. He grabs Hunt, hooks him for the inverted fisherman buster, lifting Hunt and driving him down with the inverted position, head and neck taking the impact.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
INVERTED FISHERMAN BUSTER! That is a head-drop move! Hunt is down!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Hunt kicks out at two point nine! I cannot believe it!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Adam sits up, blood dripping from his face onto the canvas. He looks at his hands. He looks at Hunt. He nods slowly, like something has been confirmed.

ADAM MONDAY

The world is a vampire.

He stands. He grabs the table that is still set up in the corner and repositions it flat in the center of the ring. He hauls Hunt up, hooks him in a front facelock, and positions him for what is clearly going to be a suplex through the table.

MURPHY
Monday setting up for something through that table! This could be it!

Hunt blocks the suplex. He drives his feet into the mat and prevents the lift. He fires a short-arm elbow into Adam's ribs. Adam's grip loosens. Hunt drives another elbow into the ribs, targeting the same spot. Adam releases the facelock.

Hunt grabs Adam, hooks him, and delivers the Blackjack Backbreaker, the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, driving Adam across his knee right at the edge of the table.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Blackjack Backbreaker! Hunt counters! Adam Monday's back across that knee right next to the table!

Adam rolls off Hunt's knee and lands on the table. The table holds. Hunt stands over him, blood still running from his eyebrow, chest heaving.

Hunt looks at the table. He looks at Adam lying on it. He looks at the crowd.

ELVIS HUNT

I'm gonna regret this.

He goes to the corner. He climbs. Slowly, carefully, with the deliberate caution of a man who has not climbed a turnbuckle in some time and is very aware of his own weight distribution.

MURPHY
Hunt is going to the top rope! Elvis Hunt is going up top!
pain GRILLÉ
Do not do zis. Do not do zis. Do not do zis. Do it. DO IT!

Hunt reaches the top rope. He steadies himself. He looks down at Adam on the table. He adjusts his fingerless glove.

He leaps.

Running senton from the top rope.

SFX: "CRASH!"

The table explodes.

MURPHY
SENTON FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE! ELVIS HUNT IS INSANE!
Fans: "HOLY SHIT!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Both men are buried in the wreckage of the table. Neither is moving. Roxy leans over the ropes and looks down at the carnage. She looks at the timekeeper. She shrugs.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

They're both breathing. I checked.

MURPHY
That is the most comfort I have received tonight and it is not very comforting.
pain GRILLÉ
I am crying. I am actually crying. Zis is beautiful.
MURPHY
You're not crying.
pain GRILLÉ
I am crying on ze inside, Murphy. Zis is where it counts.
CHAPTER FIVE

THE FINAL STRETCH

Thirty seconds pass. The crowd is chanting.

Fans: "BOTH THESE GUYS!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Hunt moves first. He rolls off the table wreckage, landing on his back on the canvas, staring at the ceiling. He is covered in blood and wood splinters. He rolls to his side. He pushes up.

Adam is moving too. He gets to his hands and knees, shaking wood splinters out of his hair. Blood is running freely down his face. He looks at Hunt. Hunt looks at him.

They both start getting up at the same time.

MURPHY
Both men rising. After everything. After the concrete floor, after the ring steps, after that table. They are both getting up.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is why we watch ze wrestling, Murphy. Zis right 'ere.

They meet in the center of the ring, both upright, both bloody, both swaying slightly. They stand nose to nose.

Hunt fires a forearm.

Adam takes it and fires one back.

Hunt takes it and fires another.

Adam fires another.

The exchange builds, both men throwing with everything they have left, heads snapping, blood spraying with each impact. The crowd is screaming with every shot.

Fans: "OOOOH!" (with every forearm)

Adam gets staggered. Hunt throws a rapid elbow strike combination, three in a row, each one snapping Adam's head to the side.

SFX: "CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!"

Adam drops to one knee. The crowd holds its breath.

Then Adam rises.

He takes the next elbow Hunt throws and does not move. He looks Hunt in the eye. He fires a forearm that drives Hunt back two full steps.

MURPHY
Fighting spirit from Adam Monday! He was down on one knee and he rose! Listen to this crowd!
Fans: "BLOODY MONDAY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Adam grabs Hunt, hooks him up, and delivers the 180 degree lifting sitout spinebuster, planting Hunt into the canvas with full rotation.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
ONE EIGHTY DEGREE LIFTING SITOUT SPINEBUSTER! That is Adam Monday's spinebuster and it is a thing of beauty!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Hunt kicks out! How is he still in this match?
pain GRILLÉ
Because 'e is Elvis Hunt, Murphy! Ze man is unkillable! Ze Vegas lifestyle 'as somehow made 'im immune to pain!

Adam grabs Hunt and pulls him to his feet. He hooks him into the fireman's carry position, lifting all three hundred and one pounds off the canvas. The crowd is on its feet.

MURPHY
He has him up! Fireman's carry! This is I Hate Mondays! This is the finisher!

Adam drives Hunt down into the STO backbreaker across his knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
I HATE MONDAYS! THE FINISHER! THIS IS IT!

Adam hooks the leg.

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
HUNT KICKS OUT! ELVIS HUNT KICKS OUT OF I HATE MONDAYS!

The crowd erupts.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
pain GRILLÉ
INCROYABLE! Incroyable! 'e kicked out! 'e kicked out of ze finisher!

Adam sits on the canvas, breathing hard, blood on his face, and stares at Hunt. His expression is not panic. It is something colder. He stands slowly. He picks up the steel chair that has been at ringside since the opening minutes. He looks at it.

He drives it across Hunt's back.

SFX: "CRACK!"

And again.

SFX: "CRACK!"

And again.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Monday is just unloading with that chair. Three chair shots to the back. He is trying to end this.

Adam tosses the chair. He grabs Hunt, hooks him for another fireman's carry. He gets Hunt halfway up. Hunt drives an elbow down into Adam's collarbone. Adam staggers. Hunt drives another elbow. Adam drops him.

Hunt grabs Adam's head and drives it down into the steel chair on the canvas.

SFX: "CLANG!"

Adam goes flat. Hunt drops to his back beside him, both men gasping.

MURPHY
Hunt counters! Adam's face into that chair! Both men are down and I genuinely do not know where this match goes from here.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not know either and I love it. I love not knowing. I 'aven't not known something in years.

Hunt rolls over. He grabs Adam's arm and hooks it, pulling himself on top for a cover.

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Adam powers out. Hunt cannot believe it. He looks at Roxy.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Two. That's two.

ELVIS HUNT

I know it's two. I have eyes.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

One eye. And you're using it wrong.

Hunt grabs Adam and pulls him to his feet. He hooks him in the front facelock, drives him down with the Crapshoot DDT.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

Hunt sits back on his heels. He wipes the blood from his eye with the back of his gloved hand. He looks at Adam Monday, who is on the canvas, chest rising and falling, bloodied and spent but alive and fighting.

ELVIS HUNT

Alright. Alright, kid. Okay.

He stands. He backs away. He rolls his neck. He looks at the crowd. He looks at the camera.

MURPHY
Hunt backing up. He is measuring Monday. And I think I know what he is thinking about.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze Hunt Punt, Murphy. 'e is setting up ze Hunt Punt.
MURPHY
If he connects with that running punt kick to the face, this match is over. He has knocked people out cold with that.

Adam begins to stir. He pushes up to his hands and knees. He is shaking his head, trying to clear it. He gets to one knee.

He starts to rise.

Hunt charges.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The Hunt Punt connects flush with Adam Monday's face. The sound echoes through The Bayou like a rifle shot. Adam goes flat on the canvas and does not move.

MURPHY
HUNT PUNT! THE HUNT PUNT! ADAM MONDAY IS DOWN!

The crowd is on its feet, a wall of noise.

Hunt drops to his knees, then falls forward across Adam Monday, both arms draped over him. Roxy is there.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING DING DING!"
MURPHY
IT IS OVER! ELVIS HUNT WINS! ELVIS HUNT ADVANCES IN THE AUGUST MONDAY MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT!
pain GRILLÉ
OUI! OUI! OUI! He did it! Ze man from Las Vegas, 'e did it! MAGNIFIQUE!
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Here is your winner, advancing in the August Monday Memorial Tournament, ELVIS. HUNT!

Hunt is on his back on the canvas, staring at the ceiling, chest heaving, blood drying on his face. He does not get up immediately. He cannot. He lies there for a long moment, one arm raised toward the ceiling, fingerless glove pointing upward.

Roxy "Patch" Malone looks at both men on the canvas. She nods once, as if confirming something she already knew, and steps through the ropes and out of the ring without ceremony.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Both of them are alive. I'm going home.

MURPHY
Roxy Malone, ladies and gentlemen.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze greatest referee in ze business.

The crowd is still buzzing. Some are chanting.

Fans: "THAT WAS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Hunt finally rolls to his side. He gets to his knees. He looks at Adam Monday, who has not moved. Something passes across Hunt's face. He reaches out and puts a hand on Adam's shoulder for a moment.

ELVIS HUNT

Hey. Hey, kid. You alright?

Adam stirs. He blinks. He looks at Hunt.

ADAM MONDAY

Get your hand off me.

Hunt removes his hand. He sits back. He almost smiles.

ELVIS HUNT

Yeah. You're alright.

Hunt gets to his feet, using the ropes to haul himself up. He stands in the ring, bloody and exhausted, and the crowd gives him a standing ovation that he receives with the unearned confidence of a man who has never once doubted he deserved one.

He looks at the camera again. He points.

ELVIS HUNT

April. I hope you were watching. I looked great out there. Dinner's still on the table. Put it on my tab.

MURPHY
He just won a brutal, bloody, twenty-minute hardcore match and his first thought is the dinner invitation.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze man 'as priorities, Murphy. I respect ze priorities.
MURPHY
Adam Monday came into this match carrying everything. The name, the legacy, the pressure of competing in a tournament named for his grandfather. He gave everything he had tonight. Elvis Hunt gave everything he had tonight. And the result is the result. Hunt advances. But nobody watching this match tonight thinks any less of Adam Monday.
pain GRILLÉ
Non. Non, zey do not. Ze boy fought. Ze boy bled. Ze boy is 'is grandfather's grandson. Even I can see zat.
MURPHY
High praise from pain GRILLE.
pain GRILLÉ
Do not make it weird, Murphy.

Hunt climbs the second rope in the corner, raising his fingerless glove to the crowd. Blood is dried in streaks across his face. His teal Hawaiian shirt is long gone, lost somewhere in the concourse. He looks like a man who has been through something real and survived it.

The crowd cheers him. They cheer Adam Monday too, who has rolled to the ropes and is sitting against the bottom turnbuckle, head down, breathing.

MURPHY
A five-star performance from both men in the opening round of the August Monday Memorial Tournament. Elvis Hunt advances. And the tournament continues.
ResultElvis Huntvia pinfall — Hunt Punt (running face punt)22:14
MAMA MONDAY'S HOT SAUCE

Family Recipe. Family Business. Family Fire.

April Monday's mother's secret recipe, passed down through three generations of tough women. Now at all Baton Rouge Winn-Dixie locations. Handle with respect.

BookFace
Harry Balkin Jr.
Amber Rizzoli
Backstage Segment

Time to synchronise the feed

BookFace

Harry Balkin Jr.

Amber Rizzoli

The camera cuts backstage. A narrow corridor near the visiting locker room. Fluorescent light overhead, one of the tubes flickering. BookFace stands with his tablet under his arm, back against the wall, mask catching the bad light. He has been waiting. Amber Rizzoli leans against the opposite wall, arms folded, studying her nails. Harry Balkin Jr. arrives last, rounding the corner at pace, blazer still on, jaw tight. He stops when he sees them both already there.

MURPHY
We're getting a look backstage here. BookFace has got Harry and Amber together in the corridor and I do not think this is a social call.
pain GRILLÉ
Non, non, non. This is a production meeting. Media Trial has a broadcast to run tonight and the anchor needs his crew in order. I respect the professionalism.
BOOKFACE

Good. You're both here. That's a start.

He sets the tablet face-down against the wall. No stream. No metrics. This is not content.

BOOKFACE

I'm not going to run numbers right now. I'm not going to tell you what last week looked like from the outside because you were both there and you both know what it looked like. So let's skip the highlights reel and talk about what actually matters, which is tonight.

Harry says nothing. He is looking at the flickering tube above them like it personally offends him.

BOOKFACE

Harry.

HARRY BALKIN JR

I'm listening.

BOOKFACE

Are you. Because last week you walked out of that building before I even had my boots off. No debrief. No alignment. You just left.

HARRY BALKIN JR

I had nothing to say.

BOOKFACE

That's not good enough. That is factually not good enough and I think on some level you know that.

Harry finally looks at him. His voice stays even. Cable-anchor even. The kind of even that costs something to maintain.

HARRY BALKIN JR

What I know is that we lost. What I know is that we built a five-week narrative, we controlled every variable we could control, and at the end of the night THRØNEBREACH walked out of Sorry You're Not a Winner with the tag titles. So forgive me if I did not feel like standing around the locker room doing a post-match wrap-up.

BOOKFACE

We lost the final. That's the story. That's one chapter. But Harry, you have a match tonight. A big one. And I need to know that you're still in this. I need to know you still have my back the way I have yours.

A beat. Harry exhales through his nose. Smooths the lapel of his blazer.

HARRY BALKIN JR

I have always had your back. That is a verified fact. What I do not have is patience for the idea that last week was just a bump in the road. That man is walking around this building right now holding two championships. Two. And the original argument, the one I made on night one when nobody wanted to hear it, stands up more tonight than it did then. Charlie Williams does not deserve what he is carrying. That has not changed. That will not change.

BOOKFACE

Agreed. One hundred percent agreed. But that story does not get told if we are not aligned. It does not get told if we walk out of buildings separately and we do not talk for a week. So I am asking you directly. Are you in?

Harry looks at him for a long moment. Then, with the measured precision of a man making a formal statement on the record.

HARRY BALKIN JR

I'm in. But we do this right. No more improvising. No more variables we didn't script.

BOOKFACE

Good. That's what I needed to hear.

He turns. Amber has been watching this entire exchange with the practiced patience of someone who has been waiting for their name to come up and already has the answer ready. She tilts her head slightly when BookFace's attention shifts to her. Her expression does not change.

BOOKFACE

Amber.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Mm.

BOOKFACE

Last week at Sorry You're Not a Winner. The full nelson spot.

AMBER RIZZOLI

What about it.

BOOKFACE

You hesitated.

AMBER RIZZOLI

I was positioning.

BOOKFACE

Amber.

AMBER RIZZOLI

I said I was positioning. The angle wasn't right. It literally would not have read on camera.

MURPHY
She's not wrong that she hesitated. We all saw it. The question is why.
pain GRILLÉ
She was calculating the optimal visual. This is a professional. You would not understand.
MURPHY
pain, she looked directly at Teddy Alexander and did not move.
pain GRILLÉ
...She was checking her sightlines.
BOOKFACE

I'm not here to argue about what it looked like. I'm here to ask you a direct question and I need a direct answer. Are you with Media Trial or are you not?

Amber unfolds her arms. She pushes off the wall and stands up straight. She looks at BookFace with that over-sweet smile that doesn't reach anywhere near her eyes.

AMBER RIZZOLI

I am literally standing in a corridor under a broken light bulb having this conversation with you instead of being literally anywhere else. So what does that tell you?

BOOKFACE

It tells me you showed up. It does not tell me where your head is.

AMBER RIZZOLI

My head is where it has always been. On my brand. On my content. On making sure that everything I do trends in the right direction. Media Trial trends. THRØNEBREACH does not trend. Teddy Alexander is a very large man with a neck brace and zero social media presence. That is not a difficult calculation.

HARRY BALKIN JR

She's right. The metrics don't lie.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Thank you, Harry.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Don't thank me. It wasn't a compliment. It was an observation.

Amber's smile tightens by approximately one millimetre.

BOOKFACE

Okay. Here is where we are. Tonight, Harry has the biggest match of his career so far in this building. Everything we have been building toward, everything we have done over the last five weeks, it all feeds into what happens tonight. It only works if we function as a unit. Not three people in a hallway. A unit.

He looks at Harry.

BOOKFACE

You are the story. You have always been the story. Everything I do, everything Amber does, it is infrastructure. It exists to make sure your narrative lands.

Harry says nothing but there is something in his face that is not quite gratitude and not quite contempt. It is something more complicated than either.

BOOKFACE

And Amber.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Still here.

BOOKFACE

If Teddy Alexander comes anywhere near that ringside area tonight, I need you to be a problem for him. Not a hesitation. A problem. Can you do that?

Amber looks down at her nails again. Then back up. The smile is gone.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Don't forget to subscribe.

She pushes past them both and walks down the corridor without looking back. Her boots click on the concrete until the sound fades.

Harry watches her go.

HARRY BALKIN JR

That's not a yes.

BOOKFACE

It's not a no either.

HARRY BALKIN JR

In my experience, in the media business, in the wrestling business, in any business, a non-answer is a liability. That is a verified fact.

BOOKFACE

Then tonight we manage the liability. Like we always do.

He picks up his tablet. The screen lights up. Numbers climbing.

BOOKFACE

We control the feed, Harry. We always control the feed.

Harry straightens his blazer. Looks once more at the flickering light. Looks back at BookFace.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Then let's go to air.

He walks. BookFace follows, already back on the tablet. The corridor is empty. The light keeps flickering.

MURPHY
I don't know how much of that was a genuine realignment and how much of it was three people telling each other what they needed to hear to get through tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
It was a masterclass in organizational communication. Media Trial is focused. They are professional. They are ready.
MURPHY
And Amber Rizzoli?
pain GRILLÉ
...She said she was still there.
MURPHY
She also looked at Teddy Alexander for a very long time last week and did not move. And Teddy Alexander noticed. I promise you he noticed.

pain says nothing. He picks up his headset cable and adjusts it unnecessarily.

DR. KRACK'S CHIROPRACTIC

After The Match. Before The Rematch.

Walk in crooked. Walk out straight. Baton Rouge's #1 post-match recovery specialist. Same-day appointments available. Mention Bad Juju for 10% off your first visit.

August Monday Memorial Tournament — Round of 16

Hardcore Match
The Bullseye Kid
VS
Jet Vessil

The Bullseye Kid

Jet Vessil

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

The arena lights stay hot. The crowd is still buzzing from whatever came before, the energy in The Bayou not quite settled, and then the PA crackles.

Pepper Pete Peppins

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a HARDCORE MATCH!

Fans: "ONE FALL!"
MURPHY
Hardcore rules here at Bad Juju, and folks, I want you to know right now -- there are no rules. Anything goes. Falls count anywhere in this building.
pain GRILLÉ
And I want you to know that I am personally very excited about zis. Zis is where the Bullseye Kid excels. A man of his experience, his ring awareness -- in a match with no limits? Jet Vessil has walked into something very dangerous tonight.
MURPHY
The Bullseye Kid has been walking around this locker room like a man with unfinished business ever since Showdown Was Your Nightmare. And I think we all know who that business involves.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze hoodie. Ze principle. Ze respect. All of it. TBK is a man who has been wronged repeatedly and I will not stop saying it.
MURPHY
You won't, no.

The lights drop to a sharp red. A single spotlight hits the entrance.

Pepper Pete Peppins

Ladies and gentlemen -- from Austin, Texas -- weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds -- THE BULLSEYE KID!

The crowd boos immediately and with feeling. TBK walks out from behind the curtain with his chin up, the red and white bullseye mask catching the spotlight. He's got a steel chair in one hand, dragging it along the ramp, the legs scraping metal on steel with a sound that cuts through the arena. He doesn't acknowledge the crowd. He doesn't look at them. He walks to the ring with the deliberate economy of a man who has been doing this for twenty years and has stopped pretending to enjoy it.

pain GRILLÉ
Look at him. Composed. Focused. A professional.
MURPHY
He is a professional. He's also a man who has been pinned twice by Kid Koala and who came out of SWYN with nothing but a bad mood.
pain GRILLÉ
Slander. Slander and libel, Morton.

TBK slides the chair into the ring ahead of him and follows it through the ropes. He picks the chair back up and sets it in the corner, facing the entrance, and leans against the turnbuckle with his arms folded.

The lights shift. Green lightning bolt graphics strobe across the screen.

Pepper Pete Peppins

And his opponent -- from The Signal Gap -- weighing in at two hundred and ninety-eight pounds -- JET VESSIL!

The crowd responds with genuine heat. Jet Vessil steps through the curtain and the size of him lands differently in the arena light -- the armored black and gray mask, the green accents, the eagle tattoo visible across his chest even from the cheap seats. He carries nothing. He doesn't need to. He walks down the ramp with the patience of a man who knows the match starts when he decides it starts.

MURPHY
Two hundred and ninety-eight pounds. Seventy-eight pounds heavier than the Bullseye Kid. And in a hardcore match, that weight advantage is a weapon all by itself.
pain GRILLÉ
Size means nothing if you are not smart enough to use it. And TBK is the smartest man in this building tonight.

Vessil steps over the top rope rather than ducking under it. He stands in the center of the ring and the two men stare at each other across eight feet of canvas. TBK doesn't move from his corner. Vessil doesn't move from center ring.

The referee calls for the bell.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

TBK comes out of the corner fast, snatching the steel chair before Vessil can close the distance, and he swings it hard at Vessil's ribs on the approach.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Chair shot to the ribs right out of the gate!
pain GRILLÉ
Tactical. Immediate. Beautiful.

Vessil grunts and staggers sideways into the ropes. TBK doesn't let him breathe, driving the chair into Vessil's midsection a second time, doubling him over the top rope. TBK winds up and delivers a Quickdraw Chop across Vessil's exposed upper back.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
That chop lands like a gunshot.

TBK grabs Vessil by the back of the head and whips him hard into the corner, following immediately with a corner strike combo -- forearm, forearm, open palm, forearm -- rapid and precise, each shot snapping Vessil's head back against the turnbuckle. TBK steps back, measures, and drives a Deadeye Dropkick straight into Vessil's chest, pinning him in the corner for a moment before Vessil slides down to a seated position.

MURPHY
The Bullseye Kid is moving at a pace that Jet Vessil has not had a chance to answer yet.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is what twenty years looks like. You do not give a man zat size room to operate. You take ze room away.

TBK backs up to the opposite corner, runs, and drives a boot straight into Vessil's face. Vessil's head snaps back into the bottom turnbuckle. TBK drops for the cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Vessil shoves him off with authority.

pain GRILLÉ
Smart to try. Smart to try.
MURPHY
Vessil kicks out and TBK goes right back to work -- he's not giving this man a second.

TBK rolls to the apron, reaches under the ring, and pulls out a kendo stick. The crowd reacts. He slides back in and catches Vessil across the back as the big man tries to push up to his feet.

SFX: "CRACK!"
SFX: "CRACK!"
SFX: "CRACK!"

Three rapid shots across the spine. Vessil arches in pain and rolls toward the ropes. TBK tosses the kendo stick aside and grabs Vessil by the arm, trying to wrench him back to center ring. Vessil plants his hand on the bottom rope and pushes. TBK pulls. For a moment it's a genuine contest of will, and then Vessil drives himself upright with a grunt, turning to face TBK and grabbing him by the throat.

Fans: "OHH!"
MURPHY
Vessil gets his hand around TBK's throat and the Bullseye Kid's eyes go wide.
pain GRILLÉ
Non non non -- hold on --

Vessil shoves TBK back into the ropes and when TBK comes off them, Vessil catches him with the Intercept Lariat, the full arm extension driving TBK completely off his feet and spinning him to the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "OHHH!"
MURPHY
The Intercept Lariat! TBK turned inside out!
pain GRILLÉ
A lucky counter. Zat is all. A lucky counter.

Vessil reaches down and drags TBK up by the mask, then hoists him overhead with a gorilla press -- the crowd counts along as he holds TBK there, suspended, six foot five and nearly three hundred pounds pressing a twenty-year veteran over his head.

Fans: "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!"

He throws TBK across the ring. TBK hits the canvas hard and rolls to the apron, spilling to the floor.

MURPHY
Gorilla press throw to the floor! The Bullseye Kid is down at ringside!
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is -- okay, zat is a lot of power, I will admit zis.

Vessil steps through the ropes and follows TBK to the floor. He reaches down and picks TBK up, walking him toward the announce table, and drives TBK's face into the edge of the table.

SFX: "CRACK!"

TBK bounces off and staggers. Vessil grabs him and hurls him with a Catch-and-Turn Suplex on the floor, TBK landing hard on the thin mats with a sickening thud. Vessil drops for the cover.

Goes for the cover on the floor...

ONE...
TWO...

TBK rolls the shoulder.

MURPHY
Two count on the floor. Jet Vessil has taken control and the Bullseye Kid is in a bad place.
MURPHY
Folks, before this gets any further -- Swamp Water, the official hydration of Spinebuster PRO, reminding you to stay refreshed. Because what you're watching right now? This is the kind of match that makes you sweat just sitting in the seats.
pain GRILLÉ
I am sweating a little, oui.

Vessil pulls TBK up and walks him toward the crowd barrier. He goes to drive TBK over it, but TBK hooks the top rail, reverses, and drives a Ricochet Kick into the side of Vessil's knee. Vessil buckles. TBK grabs the back of Vessil's head and drives him face-first into the barrier.

SFX: "CRACK!"
pain GRILLÉ
There it is! There it is! Ze veteran instinct!

TBK grabs Vessil by the wrist and drags him toward the crowd. He hops over the barrier and pulls Vessil over with him. The fans scatter back. TBK drives Vessil into a row of empty chairs, metal folding chairs clattering across the concrete floor.

MURPHY
They're in the crowd now. Hardcore match, falls count anywhere -- this is exactly where TBK wants to be. He's been in every kind of environment this sport has to offer.
pain GRILLÉ
And Jet Vessil has not. Zis is TBK's world now.

TBK picks up a loose folding chair from the floor and cracks it across Vessil's back. Vessil goes down to one knee. TBK winds up again.

SFX: "CRACK!"

A second shot. Vessil goes to both knees. TBK raises the chair a third time and brings it down across the top of Vessil's head.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "OHHH!"

Vessil collapses forward onto the concrete.

MURPHY
Three chair shots to the head. Jet Vessil is down in the crowd.
pain GRILLÉ
Cover him! Cover him right now!

TBK looks down at Vessil with contempt, breathing hard. He tosses the chair aside. He rolls his neck. He looks out at the crowd around him with that familiar sneer, and then something in the corner of his eye catches him.

A fan in a TBK mask.

Red and white. Bullseye pattern. Sitting three rows back, hoodie up, completely still.

TBK stops.

MURPHY
There's -- there's a fan in a TBK mask in the crowd. I don't --
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is a tribute! Ze fans love him! Even one of zem has ze good taste to --

TBK takes a step toward the fan, confused, maybe flattered. He points at the mask. The fan doesn't move.

TBK takes another step.

The fan stands up.

TBK stops again.

The fan launches forward and drives a straight shot into TBK's face.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
What -- that fan just hit TBK!
pain GRILLÉ
WHAT?! Sacre -- that is a PAYING CUSTOMER, you cannot --

TBK reels backward. The masked fan grabs him by the back of the head and drives TBK's forehead into the metal edge of a row of seat backs.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Oh no. Oh no, that's -- TBK is busted open.

The camera pushes in and catches it. Blood, thin at first, then running freely from a gash above TBK's left eye, cutting down through the bullseye mask, dripping off his chin. TBK grabs at his face and his hand comes away red.

pain GRILLÉ
Zis -- zis is an outrage. Zis is -- security! Someone --

The masked fan grabs TBK by the wrist and the back of the head and starts dragging him down through the crowd toward the barrier. TBK is limp, barely fighting, blood streaming down the mask. The fan hauls him over the barrier and drags him down to ringside. TBK's boots drag on the floor.

MURPHY
This person is dragging TBK back to the ring. I don't -- I genuinely don't know what we're watching right now.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not like zis. I do not like any of zis.

The masked fan rolls TBK into the ring. TBK gets to his knees, blood dripping onto the canvas. He looks up, vision swimming, and the masked fan climbs to the top rope.

The fan pulls off the TBK mask.

Kid Koala.

Fans: "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
MURPHY
THAT'S KID KOALA! Kid Koala was sitting in the crowd in a TBK MASK!
pain GRILLÉ
NON! NON NON NON! Zis is -- zis is entrapment! Zis is illegal! SOMEONE CALL APRIL!

TBK looks up through the blood and sees the gray koala mask looking back down at him from the top rope. His mouth moves. No sound comes out.

Koala launches off the top rope -- the Koala Killa Krusha -- the somersault leg drop, the full rotation, the impact driving across the back of TBK's neck and shoulders, driving him face-first into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
KOALA KILLA KRUSHA! Kid Koala just hit his own finisher on the Bullseye Kid in a match he is not even in!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is -- I have no words. I have no words. I am speechless. Morton, I am speechless.
MURPHY
That might be a first.

TBK is face down on the canvas. Blood pools under his mask. Koala stands over him for one moment, then looks toward the crowd, then looks down at TBK, then rolls out of the ring. He doesn't run. He walks. Deliberately. He hops the barrier back into the crowd.

MURPHY
Koala is leaving. Just like that. He came, he did what he came to do, and now he's --
pain GRILLÉ
Zat man is a criminal. A masked criminal. TBK is bleeding on ze canvas and --

Movement at ringside. Jet Vessil, stirring on the concrete where TBK left him, pushes himself up on one hand. He shakes his head once. He sees the barrier. He sees the ring. He sees TBK face down in the middle of it.

Vessil grabs the apron and hauls himself up. He rolls under the bottom rope.

MURPHY
Jet Vessil is back. Jet Vessil is back and he is seeing this for the first time.

Vessil stands over TBK. He reaches down and grabs TBK by the singlet, pulling him up. TBK's knees barely hold. Blood runs freely from the cut, the red and white mask now almost entirely red on the left side. Vessil looks at him for a moment. Then he hooks him.

The Vacancy.

He drives TBK into the canvas with everything he has.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The ring shakes. TBK does not move.

Fans: "OHHH!"

Got it. Here's the finish:

Vessil drops for the cover. The referee slides in.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING DING DING!"
MURPHY
It's over! Jet Vessil wins! But Morton Murphy does not know what to make of what just happened here!
pain GRILLÉ
I know exactly what happened here. Kid Koala is a coward. A disgusting, masked, anarchist coward who infiltrated ze paying audience and assaulted a competitor and I want him arrested and I want April Monday to do something about zis immediately and -- and -- c'est une honte absolue!
MURPHY
Kid Koala, who has pinned the Bullseye Kid twice in official competition, apparently decided that was not enough. He sat in that crowd in a TBK mask and waited. He waited for his moment. And when TBK was standing right in front of him --
pain GRILLÉ
He cheated! He cheated!
MURPHY
In a hardcore match, pain. In a match with no rules.
pain GRILLÉ
Zere are MORAL rules, Morton. Zere are MORAL rules.
MURPHY
Kid Koala has been watching the Bullseye Kid stomp his hoodie for weeks. He sat in that building, he waited, and he executed. You can call it a lot of things.
pain GRILLÉ
I am calling it a criminal act.
MURPHY
What I will say is zis -- Jet Vessil came to on that concrete floor, made it back to that ring, and finished the job. Whatever Kid Koala started out there tonight, Jet Vessil closed it. He advances in the August Monday Memorial Tournament and the Bullseye Kid is going to need medical attention before this night is over.
pain GRILLÉ
And someone needs to find Kid Koala. Right now. Tonight. Before I do.
MURPHY
You are not going to find Kid Koala, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
I might.
MURPHY
You won't.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze principle stands, Morton. Ze principle stands.
Pepper Pete Peppins

"Here is your winner, and advancing in the August Monday Memorial Tournament -- JET VESSIL!"

At ringside, a medic slides under the bottom rope. TBK is on his hands and knees, the left side of the bullseye mask soaked through, blood dripping from his chin onto the canvas. His hand comes up to wave the medic off. The medic does not listen. TBK does not have the strength to argue about it.

The camera finds the barrier where Kid Koala went over. He is gone. The TBK mask sits on an empty seat in the third row.

ResultJet Vessilvia pinfall — The Vacancy
THE LOADED GATOR

Bar & Grill. Every Tuesday. Every Week.

Watch Bad Juju live on the big screen every Tuesday night. Best wings in the Bayou. Ice-cold drinks through the main event. Half-price apps at bell time.

Adam "Bloody" Monday
Black Panda
"The Cajun Current" Jarvis Jolt
R.V. Sovereign
Backstage Interview

The Blood Price was paid

Adam "Bloody" Monday

Black Panda

"The Cajun Current" Jarvis Jolt

R.V. Sovereign

The Spinebuster PRO branded backdrop fills the frame. The monitor in the background is showing the tail end of the night's action, its screen flickering with the arena feed. The lighting is clean and professional. Jarvis Jolt stands perfectly straight in his royal blue paisley suit, the gold embroidery catching the overhead light, his JJ-branded microphone already raised. Beside him, Adam Monday has clearly been caught mid-exit. He is still in his ring gear, a black duffel bag hanging from one shoulder. The left side of his face carries a deep, already-purpling bruise around his eye socket from Elvis Hunt's kick earlier in the night. His auburn hair is loose and damp. He is not smiling.

JARVIS JOLT

Ladies and gentlemen, Jarvis Jolt has just managed to catch Adam Monday before this man walks right out the door and into the Louisiana night. Now, Adam, Jarvis Jolt is gonna be straight with you, because that is what the Current does, and the Current does not deal in comfortable lies. Tonight did not go the way you needed it to go. That eye tells the story loud and clear. So Jarvis Jolt is going to ask you direct, man to man, right here on this set: where is your head?

Adam Monday does not answer immediately. He looks at the floor for a moment, jaw tight, the bruise on his face darkening under the studio lights. When he looks up, his eyes are steady and very quiet.

ADAM MONDAY

Where is my head. That is a question, Jarvis.

He sets the duffel bag down slowly at his feet. He does not look at the camera yet. He looks at Jolt.

ADAM MONDAY

My grandfather built something. Raging Fear August Monday walked into rooms that did not want him, and he made those rooms remember his name until the day he died. My mother bled for this business before she ever owned a piece of it. And my father... my father is a different kind of story, but he left his mark on every man he ever touched in that ring. That is the weight I carry in here.

He finally turns to the camera. The bruise is vivid. His eyes do not flinch from the lens.

ADAM MONDAY

Tonight, Elvis Hunt put a boot through my face and I did not get the result I needed. That is the truth. I am not going to dress it up. I am not going to tell you it was close enough. It was not close enough. And somewhere tonight, my grandfather is watching, and I let him down. That sits on me. That sits on me like a stone.

He exhales once, controlled.

ADAM MONDAY

But I am still standing on my feet in this building. And the world is a vampire, Jarvis. You know what that means? It means it takes and it takes and it takes, and the only question that matters is whether you have anything left to take back. I do. I have plenty left.

JARVIS JOLT

Now that right there, that is the kind of answer that makes the Current proud to hold this microphone. And Jarvis Jolt wants to say for the record, that eye is a badge, not a defeat, and this man right here is still standing in this building when most men would have--

R.V. Sovereign steps into frame from the left side of the set.

He is not in a hurry. He is never in a hurry. He is still in his ring gear, black tights with the geometric neon green lines, a black towel folded over one shoulder. His slicked-back hair is immaculate. He looks at the monitor in the background for a moment, then turns his gaze to Adam Monday with the faint, unhurried expression of a man reading a disappointing newspaper.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

Jarvis. Always a pleasure.

He does not look at Jarvis when he says it.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

I heard what you said, Adam. About your grandfather.

A pause. He tilts his head slightly.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

August Monday was a man who earned every inch of what he built. I want to be very clear about that. He was real. What he made was real. The Raging Fear walked into rooms that were closed to him and he pried them open with his bare hands. That is documented. That is history.

Another pause. His voice stays low, even, conversational.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

And I think... if August Monday were alive tonight... and he watched what happened in that ring... he would be turning in his grave.

The air in the set changes.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

Not because you lost, Adam. Men lose. That is not the indictment. The indictment is that you lost like that. In a tournament. In front of this building. Representing a name that does not belong to you yet, because you have not paid the price it costs to carry it. Your grandfather paid it in blood and years and rooms that wanted to destroy him. Your mother paid it with her body. And you... you walked in here through a door your mother built, and you are standing here right now telling a camera that you let your grandfather down...

He lets that sit.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

As if the acknowledgment is the same as the accountability. It is not. Saying the words does not move the stone, Adam. You are still the owner's son. You are still the boy who needed Black Panda to stand between him and The Mammoth on week one because he could not finish what he started. You are still the man who came inches short at SWYN while the championship went somewhere else. Inches. Five weeks of inches. And tonight, another one.

He removes the towel from his shoulder and folds it once, precisely.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

August Monday would not want your apology. He would want your results. And you have none.

Jarvis Jolt has gone very still. He is standing perfectly straight, his spine rigid, his microphone hand lowered a few inches. He looks directly into the camera with a flat expression that says he knows exactly what is about to happen and has already calculated the distance to the edge of the frame.

Adam Monday has not moved. The duffel bag is still on the floor at his feet. His hands are open at his sides. His breathing has changed. The bruise under his eye looks darker now, or maybe that is just the light, or maybe it is just that everything about him has gone very tight and very still in the way that a thing goes still right before it stops being still.

ADAM MONDAY

Say that again.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

Which part?

ADAM MONDAY

You know which part.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

Your grandfather. Turning. In his--

Adam Monday moves.

He crosses the two feet between them in nothing and gets both hands into Sovereign's collar and drives him hard into the Spinebuster PRO backdrop. The monitor on the background shelf rocks. Sovereign grabs a fistful of Monday's hair and wrenches sideways and Monday throws a forearm that catches Sovereign across the jaw and they go into the standing light rig together, the whole thing tilting, the overhead light swinging wild and casting the set into lurching shadow and harsh white by turns.

Jarvis Jolt has stepped cleanly and completely out of frame. He is gone. The microphone is on the floor.

SFX: "CRACK!"

That is the light rig hitting the wall. Sovereign gets a knee up into Monday's midsection and shoves him back and Monday eats two steps of the backdrop trying to stay upright and Sovereign is already raising his arm for the STFU rolling elbow--

Black Panda comes through the door at the back of the set.

He does not run. He covers the ground fast and efficiently, his irezumi tattoos vivid under the swinging light, and he gets both arms around Adam Monday from behind in a full body lock, pulling him back and away from Sovereign's swing so the rolling elbow clips nothing but air.

Sovereign stands. He straightens his collar. He breathes once through his nose. He looks at Black Panda holding Adam Monday back and he looks at the expression on Adam's face and something in his own face goes very quiet and satisfied in a way that is worse than anything he said.

BLACK PANDA

No. No. Not like this. Not here.

Adam Monday is not struggling exactly. He is just not helping. He is staring at Sovereign with that open, unblinking attention that is not rage anymore but something colder and more durable than rage.

BLACK PANDA

Look at me. Look at me. You do not give him this. You do not give him tonight on top of everything else.

A beat. Two beats.

Adam Monday's hands open. He breathes out.

Black Panda does not release him yet. He watches Sovereign.

R.V. Sovereign picks up the folded towel from where it fell on the floor. He shakes it out once, refolds it, and places it back over his shoulder. He looks at the two of them for a moment, and then he looks directly into the camera that is still running, still catching all of it.

R.V. SOVEREIGN

Five weeks, Adam. Not a single clean result. Not one. And you still cannot control yourself in a hallway.

He turns and walks out of frame without looking back.

Black Panda holds his position for another three full seconds, watching the empty doorway. Then he releases Adam Monday and steps around to face him. Adam is staring at the doorway. The bruise under his eye is vivid. The backdrop behind him is half-collapsed. The light is still swinging slightly.

BLACK PANDA

He wants you to break. That is all that was. You understand? That is all it was.

Adam Monday does not answer for a moment. Then he looks at Panda, and then he looks down at the microphone on the floor that Jarvis dropped, and then he looks back in the direction Sovereign exited.

He reaches down and picks up his duffel bag. He walks out.

Black Panda looks at the camera once, the black leather mask revealing nothing, and follows him.

SWAMP WATER ENERGY

The Official Energy Drink of Pain.

Zero sugar. Maximum hurt. Fuel your Bad Juju from the opening bell to the final pin. Available at all Bayou convenience stores.

Fatal Four-Way Match
"The Ring Vixen" Scarlett Vice
"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris
Amber Rizzoli
"Concrete" Carmen Cruz
VS
VS
VS

"The Ring Vixen" Scarlett Vice

"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris

Amber Rizzoli

"Concrete" Carmen Cruz

The house lights in The Bayou are still buzzing from whatever went down earlier tonight. The crowd is restless, fanning themselves in the Louisiana heat, paper cups of Swamp Water sweating on the guardrail. Morton Murphy straightens his tie at the commentary desk. pain GRILLE adjusts his toast-shaped mask.

MURPHY
Folks, we are back underway here at Bad Juju, and I want to remind everyone what is on the line in this next match. Four women. One shot at the Femina Imperium Championship. Whoever walks out of this fatal four-way earns that number one contender spot, and believe me, every single one of these competitors knows exactly what that means.
pain GRILLÉ
It means one of zem gets to lose to whoever ze champion is. But yes, very exciting. I am riveted. Riveted, Morton.
MURPHY
You are impossible.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Fatal Four-Way Match, and it is scheduled for one fall!

Fans: "ONE FALL!"
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

The winner of this match will be declared the number one contender to the Femina Imperium Championship!

The crowd buzzes. A few people in the front row hold up handmade signs. Marcus Vance is already in the ring, arms folded, chewing on nothing, staring out at the entrance like a man who has seen too many of these and expects to be disappointed.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Introducing first, from Houma, Louisiana...

A burst of bright, twangy bayou pop music fills The Bayou. The crowd immediately comes alive.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Weighing in at one hundred and thirty pounds... she is the Swampflower... DAISY MAE DUPRIS!

Daisy Mae bursts through the curtain in her sky-blue singlet with the golden wildflower embroidery, high ponytail bouncing, and she is immediately waving to every corner of the room. She reaches into a small bag at her hip and starts tossing little wrapped pralines into the front row. A kid in the second row catches one and holds it up like a trophy.

MURPHY
The hometown crowd absolutely loves Daisy Mae DuPris. This young woman learned to wrestle in a ring made of dirt and old tractor tires out in Houma, and she has brought every bit of that bayou toughness into this building tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui, she is very... charming. Like a golden retriever zat has learned to do a dropkick. Very nice. Very unlikely to win.

Daisy slaps hands all the way down the ramp, climbs the steps, and hops over the top rope. She goes to all four corners, pointing into the crowd, getting them fired up. She settles into her corner and bounces on her heels, that big genuine smile plastered across her face.

DAISY MAE DUPRIS

Bless your heart, Baton Rouge, let's wrestle!

The crowd cheers. Daisy points out at them. They cheer louder.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And her opponent, from Beverly Hills, California...

The music shifts. Something glossy and synthetic with an aggressive bass drop. A ring of phone-flashlight effects blinks on from the entrance.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Weighing in at one hundred and twenty-five pounds... accompanied by the Rizzoli Regiment... AMBER RIZZOLI!

Amber steps through the curtain in her sparkly pink and lavender bodysuit, rhinestones catching every light in the building, INFLUENCER written in cursive across her midsection. She stops at the top of the ramp, pulls out her phone, and takes a selfie with the arena behind her. The crowd boos. She turns the phone around and shows the screen to nobody in particular, admiring herself.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli, the self-described social media sensation, and I use that term very loosely. She has not been in this building five minutes and she is already more concerned with content creation than competition.
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, do you know 'ow many followers she 'as? She is an influencer. An influencer, Morton. Zis is a serious person.
MURPHY
She is a serious problem for anyone who has to wrestle her, I will grant you that.

Amber makes her way down the ramp, completely ignoring the outstretched hands of fans, pausing twice more to angle her phone at the ring. She steps through the ropes, stands in the center of the ring, and poses with both arms out, turning slowly like she is on a runway. Daisy Mae watches her from across the ring with a polite, confused smile.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Don't forget to subscribe.

A wave of boos. Amber flips her platinum hair and retreats to her corner.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And their opponent, from Newark, New Jersey...

The music is hard and grinding. Industrial. No warmth in it.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Weighing in at one hundred and forty-three pounds... she is CONCRETE... CARMEN CRUZ!

Carmen Cruz walks through the curtain with her slicked-back black hair, yellow and gray singlet, and that calm, predatory smirk that never quite reaches her eyes. She does not acknowledge the crowd. She surveys the ring like she is casing a job site. She walks straight down the ramp, no detours, no wasted motion, steps through the ropes, and stands in her corner with her arms folded.

MURPHY
Carmen Cruz. Newark street-smart, technically ruthless, and she has made it very clear she views this entire business as a system to be exploited. She is the heaviest woman in this match at a hundred and forty-three pounds, and she carries every pound of that like a weapon.
pain GRILLÉ
Carmen Cruz is my kind of person, Morton. She does not care about your feelings. She does not care about your pralines. She is 'ere to win a number one contendership and go 'ome. I respect zis enormously.

Carmen does not look at Daisy Mae or Amber. She stares at the entrance.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And their opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada...

The music is something low and slinky, a deep synthetic pulse with a hint of lounge in it. The lights go red.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Weighing in at one hundred and thirty-seven pounds... she is the Ring Vixen... SCARLETT VICE!

Scarlett Vice steps through the curtain and the crowd reacts immediately, a cascade of boos with a confused undercurrent of involuntary attention. She is in her glossy magenta-red halter top, the gold buckle accents on her high-cut briefs catching the red light, fishnet stockings, pink knee-high boots trimmed in gold. She walks with her chin up and her hips forward, crimson hair cascading past her shoulders. At the top of the ramp she stops, puts one hand on her hip, and smirks at the entire arena.

SCARLETT VICE

You can look...

She lets the pause hang.

SCARLETT VICE

But you can't touch.

The boos intensify. Scarlett descends the ramp at her own pace, completely unhurried. She passes Carmen Cruz's corner on the way in and gives her a sideways glance, one professional appraising another. She steps through the ropes, leans back against her corner turnbuckle, and crosses one ankle over the other like she is waiting for a cocktail.

MURPHY
And there she is. Scarlett Vice. Las Vegas through and through. She has been in this business long enough to know every shortcut, every blind spot, every way to make a referee look the wrong direction at exactly the right moment.
pain GRILLÉ
She is magnifique, Morton. Truly. A woman of culture and strategy. I am a big supporter.
MURPHY
Of course you are.

Marcus Vance moves to the center of the ring. He looks at all four women with the slow, heavy gaze of a man who has seen everything and is tired of all of it. He holds up four fingers, points at each of them in turn, and drops his hand.

MARCUS VANCE

I ain't gonna stand here and explain the rules to grown women. You know 'em. You break 'em, I'll let you know. Pin or submission wins it. Now get to it.

He steps back. The bell rings.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

The four women circle for exactly one second before everything collapses into chaos. Carmen Cruz immediately charges across the ring and drives a short-arm shoulder thrust directly into Amber Rizzoli's sternum in the corner, folding her in half. Scarlett Vice goes straight for Daisy Mae, and Daisy Mae sidesteps her, grabs the wrist, and snaps her down with a deep arm drag that sends Scarlett skidding across the canvas on her back.

MURPHY
And we are off! Daisy Mae with that arm drag right out of the gate, Scarlett Vice not expecting that speed from the Swampflower!
pain GRILLÉ
She got lucky. Zat is all. A fluke. Write it down, Morton, because it will not 'appen again.

Scarlett pops back to her feet, and her smirk is gone for just a moment. She rolls her shoulder and reassesses. Across the ring, Carmen has Amber in the corner and is grinding a forearm into her face, pressing down with her full body weight. Marcus Vance turns toward them.

MARCUS VANCE

Back 'er up, Cruz. I said back 'er up.

Carmen steps back with her hands raised, the picture of innocence, and the moment Marcus turns his head she drives a hidden eye gouge into Amber's face with her thumb. Amber staggers forward, both hands going to her eyes, and Carmen catches her with a European uppercut that snaps her upright.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Eye gouge from Carmen Cruz, completely missed by Marcus Vance, and that uppercut just about took Amber Rizzoli's head off.
pain GRILLÉ
Marcus Vance is a professional official. He cannot be everywhere at once. Zis is simply ze nature of ze sport.

Daisy Mae has Scarlett Vice in the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Scarlett ducks under the top rope and drops to the floor, and Daisy's feet hit nothing but air. Daisy lands hard on her back. Scarlett, on the apron, smirks down at her.

SCARLETT VICE

Honey, you're in the wrong city.

Daisy rolls to her feet, and Scarlett reaches over the top rope and grabs a fistful of that blonde ponytail, wrenching Daisy back toward the ropes with a suggestive hair-pull snapmare, using the leverage of the rope to whip her down to the canvas with a crack.

MURPHY
Hair pull from the apron by Scarlett Vice, and Marcus Vance is occupied with Carmen Cruz on the other side of the ring. This is exactly how Scarlett Vice operates.

Daisy hits the canvas and rolls. Carmen Cruz has Amber Rizzoli bent over and is attempting to drive her face-first into the top turnbuckle, but Amber gets both hands up and blocks it. She reverses, grabs Carmen by the back of the head, and drives Carmen's forehead into the turnbuckle pad instead. Carmen staggers back. Amber takes two quick steps and hits a running aesthetic dropkick square into Carmen's back, driving her chest-first into the corner.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli with that dropkick, and Carmen Cruz just got sandwiched into the turnbuckles!
pain GRILLÉ
Oui, that is actually quite pretty. I will admit. Very photogenic.

Amber steps back and actually pauses to check her hair in the camera lens on the hard-cam side. The crowd boos. Carmen is recovering in the corner. Scarlett Vice has climbed back into the ring and is now moving toward Daisy Mae, who is getting to her feet. Scarlett grabs her from behind and hits a snapmare, rolling Daisy forward, and then plants a provocative kick right into Daisy's spine.

SFX: "THWACK!"

Daisy arches her back and winces. Scarlett steps around her, tilts her head, and delivers a second kick, this one slower, more deliberate, like punctuation.

MURPHY
Snapmare and that kick to the back from Scarlett Vice. She is working Daisy Mae's spine early.

Daisy starts to rise. Scarlett grabs the ropes behind her, plants both feet, and launches a running calf kick directly into Daisy's chest. Daisy goes down hard.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Scarlett hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Daisy kicks out with authority.

MURPHY
Two count only. Daisy Mae is not going anywhere that easily.
pain GRILLÉ
Give 'er time, Morton. Scarlett is just warming up. She is a methodical woman.

On the other side of the ring, Carmen Cruz has recovered and has Amber Rizzoli in a headlock takeover, grinding her down to the canvas, her forearm pressing into Amber's jaw. Amber's legs kick at the air. Carmen leans her full weight into it, grinding the hold deeper.

MURPHY
Carmen Cruz with that headlock takeover, using her weight advantage over Amber Rizzoli. She is the biggest woman in this match and she is making sure everyone knows it.

Amber works her way to her knees, then gets a foot under her, and drives an elbow into Carmen's ribs. Once. Twice. Carmen grunts and loosens the grip. Amber ducks under, grabs the ropes, and hits a springboard crossbody that catches Carmen across the chest and sends both women to the canvas.

MURPHY
Springboard crossbody from Rizzoli! Both women down!

The crowd reacts, a genuine pop for the aerial move even from a heel.

Amber is up first. She moves to the corner, climbs to the second rope, and as Carmen Cruz sits up, Amber launches a missile dropkick from the second turnbuckle that catches Carmen flush in the face.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen flattens out. Amber hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen kicks out hard, shoving Amber halfway across the ring.

pain GRILLÉ
Two! Only two! Carmen Cruz is not going to be beaten by someone whose ring gear has a star on it, Morton. Zis is not 'ow zis works.

Daisy Mae has gotten back to her feet and Scarlett Vice is stalking her around the ring. Daisy turns into a slap from Scarlett that echoes through the building.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Daisy's head snaps to the side. She blinks. She touches her cheek. And then something changes in her expression. The crowd feels it immediately and begins to rise.

MURPHY
Oh, I think Scarlett Vice just made a mistake.

Daisy Mae turns back to face Scarlett. She absorbs another forearm. Her head rocks. She absorbs it. She looks at Scarlett. She fires a spinning forearm smash right back across Scarlett's jaw that staggers the Ring Vixen back into the ropes.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"

Daisy grabs the ropes and hits a dropkick that sends Scarlett Vice stumbling across the ring. Daisy is up immediately, grabs Scarlett's arm, and whips her hard into the corner. She charges in and hits a running bulldog, driving Scarlett's face into the canvas.

SFX: "THUD!"

Daisy pops up, throws her arms out, and the crowd erupts.

MURPHY
Running bulldog! Daisy Mae DuPris is on fire right now!
pain GRILLÉ
Calm down, Morton. Calm DOWN. It is one bulldog.

Daisy goes for the cover on Scarlett.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Scarlett grabs the bottom rope with both hands. Marcus Vance waves it off.

MARCUS VANCE

Rope. Get 'er up.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice gets to the rope just in time. Smart ring awareness from the Ring Vixen even in trouble.

Daisy drags Scarlett up, but Scarlett rakes the eyes with her free hand, completely hidden from Marcus Vance's angle. Daisy staggers back, hands going to her face. Scarlett shakes the cobwebs loose, fixes her crimson hair, and measures Daisy with a cold smile.

Meanwhile, Carmen Cruz has gotten Amber Rizzoli in the corner and is choking her against the middle rope with a forearm, leaning her full body weight into it. Marcus Vance turns toward them.

MARCUS VANCE

Get that arm off 'er throat, Cruz. Now.

Carmen lifts the arm, holds it up for Marcus to see, and then the moment he takes a step away she drops it right back across Amber's throat. Amber chokes and grabs at Carmen's arm.

pain GRILLÉ
She 'ad it off, Morton. Ze referee said to remove it. She removed it. Zen she put it back. Zis is entirely legal, technically speaking.
MURPHY
It is absolutely not legal, and you know it.
MURPHY
Folks, while we watch this chaos unfold, let me take just a moment to remind you that Bad Juju is brought to you in part by Swamp Water. Swamp Water, brewed right here in Louisiana with real cane sugar and natural bayou botanicals. Ice cold Swamp Water. You can find it at participating retailers across the Gulf South. Drink it. You'll understand why.

Carmen releases the choke before Marcus gets there and transitions into a single-leg takedown, hooking Amber's ankle and driving her to the canvas. She immediately transitions into a rolling kneebar, sitting back and wrenching Amber's knee at a vicious angle.

MURPHY
Rolling kneebar from Carmen Cruz! That is a legitimate submission threat right there in the center of the ring!

Amber screams. Her hands slap the canvas twice, but she does not tap. She starts crawling, dragging Carmen with her, inch by inch toward the ropes. The crowd begins to count with her progress.

Fans: "GO! GO! GO!"

Amber gets her fingertips on the bottom rope. Marcus Vance is right there.

MARCUS VANCE

Rope break! Get off 'er, Cruz.

Carmen holds it for a long three count, staring at Marcus with complete contempt, before finally releasing. She stands, rolls her neck, and looks down at Amber with pure disdain.

CARMEN CRUZ

That knee's gonna hurt all week, sweetheart.

On the other side of the ring, Scarlett Vice has Daisy Mae set up and hits a handstand headscissors takedown, using her legs to whip Daisy across the ring with impressive athleticism. The crowd is briefly impressed despite themselves.

MURPHY
Handstand headscissors from Scarlett Vice, and that is genuinely athletic no matter what you think of the woman.
pain GRILLÉ
I think she is wonderful. Does zat count?

Scarlett Vice hooks both legs, pulling Daisy into a bridging Northern Lights suplex, arching back and planting Daisy's shoulders on the canvas.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!

The crowd exhales. Daisy kicks out at two and a half. Scarlett holds the bridge for a moment longer than necessary, then releases, clearly frustrated.

MURPHY
Two and a half! Daisy Mae will not go quietly!

Scarlett drags Daisy up and attempts to wrap a schoolgirl rollup with heavy thigh leverage, but Daisy rolls through it and instead of getting pinned, she comes up in a sunset flip that rolls Scarlett over.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Scarlett kicks out. Both women scramble to their feet. Daisy goes for a tilting headscissors takedown, but Scarlett catches her and drives her spine-first into the nearest turnbuckle.

SFX: "THUD!"

Daisy gasps. Scarlett steps back, smooths her hair, and turns around directly into Amber Rizzoli, who has gotten back to her feet. The two heels stare at each other for a beat.

MURPHY
Now this is interesting. Scarlett Vice and Amber Rizzoli, face to face. Two heels in a match with no friends. What happens here?
pain GRILLÉ
Zey will be reasonable professionals and recognize zat ze real threat is ze bayou girl. Zis is obvious.

Amber extends a hand. Scarlett looks at it. She looks at Amber. She shakes it. The crowd boos. Amber immediately hits a hair-pull snapmare on Scarlett, rolling her to the canvas, and drops a sarcastic kick into Scarlett's back.

SFX: "THWACK!"
MURPHY
And Amber Rizzoli double-crosses Scarlett Vice before the handshake is even dry! Nobody trusts anybody in this match!
pain GRILLÉ
Bien. Zis is correct. You cannot trust anyone. I 'ave always said zis.

Amber takes a moment to pose with both arms out. The crowd boos. She does not care. She turns to find Carmen Cruz right behind her. Carmen drives a European uppercut into Amber's jaw that sends her staggering sideways.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen follows it immediately with a running knee strike to a seated Amber Rizzoli, driving her knee straight into Amber's chest as she crumples to the canvas.

SFX: "THUD!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Daisy Mae DuPris breaks it up with a diving elbow drop across Carmen's back.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae making the save! She is not letting this match end on someone else's terms!

Carmen rolls off Amber, clutching her back. Daisy is up and climbing to the top rope. The crowd rises with her.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"

Daisy Mae launches a diving crossbody off the top rope and catches Carmen Cruz across the chest, both women crashing to the canvas.

SFX: "BOOM!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen kicks out. Daisy rolls through, gets to her feet, turns around, and Scarlett Vice is right there with a slap that rocks her back.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Daisy stumbles. Scarlett grabs her in a front facelock, hooks one leg, and bridges back with a bridging Northern Lights suplex.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Amber Rizzoli hits a springboard crossbody that breaks the cover and takes both Scarlett and Daisy down in a pile.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli off the ropes and everybody is down! This match has been absolute chaos from the opening bell!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
pain GRILLÉ
D'accord! D'accord, I agree! Even I agree! Zis is... acceptable wrestling!

All four women are down. Marcus Vance stands in the center of the ring, arms folded, watching all four of them with the expression of a man who expected this and is not impressed. He does not begin a count. In a fatal four-way there are no countouts within the ring, and Marcus knows the rules even if he does not enjoy them.

Amber is the first up. She climbs to the top rope, measures Carmen Cruz, who is sitting up holding her jaw. Amber launches a tilting hurricanrana from the top rope that spikes Carmen's head into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Top rope hurricanrana from Amber Rizzoli! Carmen Cruz is down!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!

The crowd gasps. Carmen Cruz barely gets a shoulder up. Amber slams both hands on the canvas in frustration.

pain GRILLÉ
TWO AND NINE TENTHS, MORTON! Carmen Cruz is made of concrete! Zis is not a coincidence! Zis is branding!

Amber gets up and turns directly into Daisy Mae DuPris, who grabs her wrist and sends her into the ropes. Amber comes back and Daisy catches her with a tornado DDT, swinging off the second rope and driving Amber's head into the canvas.

SFX: "THUD!"
MURPHY
Tornado DDT! Daisy Mae DuPris with the tornado DDT from the corner!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Scarlett Vice drags Daisy off by the ankle and pulls her out of the ring. Daisy lands on her feet on the floor. Scarlett is right behind her, and she grabs Daisy by the hair and drives her face-first into the ring apron.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Daisy's knees buckle. Scarlett shoves her into the guardrail. The crowd at ringside backs up a step. Marcus Vance leans through the ropes and barks at them.

MARCUS VANCE

Get it back in the ring, Vice. I'm not runnin' a street fight out there.

Scarlett ignores him. She grabs Daisy by the ponytail and winds up to drive her into the ring post, but Daisy plants both hands on the post and stops herself. She drives an elbow back into Scarlett's ribs. Scarlett grunts. Daisy spins and fires a spinning forearm smash that catches Scarlett across the jaw.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Scarlett Vice stumbles back along the apron. Inside the ring, Carmen Cruz has Amber Rizzoli on her feet and hits a snap suplex, but instead of taking her to the canvas, she positions it so Amber's spine lands directly across the ring apron.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Oh my God! Snap suplex onto the ring apron from Carmen Cruz! That is the hardest part of the ring, folks!
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is beautiful technique. Textbook. I am actually emotional.

Amber Rizzoli crumples to the floor, both hands going to her lower back. She is making sounds that are not words. Carmen Cruz steps through the ropes to the apron, drops to the floor, and stands over Amber with her arms folded.

CARMEN CRUZ

Get up. We're just getting started.

On the other side of the ring, Daisy Mae has Scarlett Vice against the guardrail and fires a dropkick that drives Scarlett into the steel.

SFX: "CLANG!"

The crowd pops. Daisy points to the ring, clearly intending to take this back inside, but Scarlett grabs the guardrail and pulls herself up. She grabs Daisy by the wrist and whips her hard into the ring steps.

SFX: "BOOM!"

Daisy hits the steps knee-first and goes down in a heap. She grabs her knee, face twisted in genuine pain.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae into the ring steps! That knee took the full impact of those steel steps!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is not a playground, Morton. Zis is professional wrestling. You cannot go around 'aving a nice time.

Carmen Cruz grabs Amber Rizzoli by the back of the singlet and rolls her back into the ring. She follows, hooks both legs, and goes for the cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!

Amber kicks out at two and nine tenths. Carmen sits up, stares at Marcus Vance, and holds up three fingers.

MARCUS VANCE

It was two. You want to argue with me or you want to win the match?

Carmen stands. She grabs Amber's arm and applies a hammerlock, wrenching the shoulder back and up, then transitions into a crossface, pulling Amber's head back at a vicious angle.

MURPHY
Hammerlock into a crossface from Carmen Cruz! She is targeting that shoulder and neck simultaneously! This is technical wrestling at its most brutal!

Amber screams. She reaches with her free hand, straining for the ropes. She is in the center of the ring. The ropes are miles away. She starts to crawl. Carmen wrenches back harder.

Outside the ring, Scarlett Vice has pulled Daisy Mae to her feet by the ponytail and is dragging her toward the announce table. Murphy instinctively leans back.

MURPHY
Hey, hey, hey, that's our workspace!
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, perhaps we should relocate. Professionally speaking.

Scarlett slams Daisy's hand down on the announce table. Daisy pulls it back. Scarlett grabs the wrist again and bends the fingers back. Daisy howls. Scarlett looks directly at the hard-cam and smiles.

SCARLETT VICE

You can look, but you can't touch.

Inside the ring, Amber Rizzoli has found the bottom rope with her fingertips. Marcus Vance is right there.

MARCUS VANCE

Rope. Let 'er go, Cruz.

Carmen holds the crossface for a deliberate three-count before releasing. She stands, rolls her neck, and looks down at Amber with pure disdain.

Scarlett Vice has Daisy Mae by the ponytail at the announce table, bending her fingers back over the edge. Daisy is howling. Scarlett is smiling. Murphy has already pushed his chair back two feet.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice is dismantling Daisy Mae's hand on our announce table and I would very much like my desk back.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is not your desk, Morton. Zis is ze desk of Spinebuster PRO. Scarlett Vice can use it however she sees fit.

Daisy wrenches her hand free and fires a headbutt into Scarlett's nose. Scarlett stumbles back, hand going to her face. Daisy shakes her fingers out and rolls back under the bottom rope. Inside the ring, Carmen Cruz has released the crossface on Amber and is dragging her to her feet by the wrist.

Carmen hooks Amber in a front facelock and snaps her over with a brainbuster, driving the top of Amber's skull into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Brainbuster from Carmen Cruz! Amber Rizzoli is down hard!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Daisy Mae breaks it up with a running senton, dropping her full weight across Carmen's back.

SFX: "THUD!"
MURPHY
Daisy Mae with the save! She is refusing to let anyone else close this match!

All three women are down inside the ring. Scarlett Vice is on the floor, still touching her nose from the headbutt, checking her hand for blood. She finds none. Her expression suggests she is not grateful for this.

She slides back into the ring.

Daisy is up first inside and goes straight for Scarlett. Scarlett catches her coming in with a drop toehold and Daisy's face hits the middle rope. Scarlett presses her knee into the back of Daisy's neck, grinding her throat into the rope.

MARCUS VANCE

Get off the rope, Vice. Right now. One. Two. Three. Four.

Scarlett releases and steps back with her arms out, completely unbothered. Daisy coughs, both hands going to her throat.

Carmen Cruz is up. She grabs Scarlett from behind and drives her chest-first into the turnbuckle, then locks in a full nelson, cranking down on Scarlett's neck and shoulders.

MURPHY
Full nelson from Carmen Cruz! She's got Scarlett Vice trapped in the corner!

Scarlett drives her boots into the second rope and pushes off, rolling Carmen backward into a pin attempt.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen rolls through and both women scramble to their feet. Carmen grabs Scarlett by the arm and whips her into the ropes. Scarlett comes back and ducks under Carmen's clothesline attempt, bounces off the far ropes, and drives a running calf kick directly into Carmen's jaw on the return.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen drops.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Amber Rizzoli breaks it up with a springboard elbow drop from the second rope.

SFX: "THUD!"
MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli breaking up another cover! Nobody is letting anybody win this match!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is ze problem with ze fatal four-way format, Morton. Everyone is too busy preventing ze loss to secure ze win. It is like a very violent stalemate.

Amber pulls Scarlett up and attempts a snap DDT, but Scarlett blocks it, grabs Amber's wrist, and drives her elbow into Amber's jaw with a shortarm strike. Amber staggers. Scarlett grabs her by the hair and drives her face-first into the top turnbuckle. Amber bounces off.

Then Daisy Mae comes off the top rope.

The Swamp Splash. The top-rope crossbody. Full rotation. It connects across both Scarlett Vice and Amber Rizzoli at the same time, all three women crashing to the canvas in a heap.

SFX: "BOOM!"
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
THE SWAMP SPLASH! Daisy Mae DuPris takes out TWO women at once off the top rope! The Bayou is absolutely losing its mind!
pain GRILLÉ
I -- zat was -- d'accord. D'accord. Fine. Zat was very good. I will not argue about zat.

Daisy scrambles on top of Scarlett.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TH--

Carmen Cruz hauls Daisy off by both ankles and drags her to the floor. Daisy lands hard. Carmen drops to the floor after her and drives a forearm across Daisy's back. Daisy rolls away. Carmen follows. Daisy fires back. Carmen fires back harder.

MURPHY
They've taken it to the floor and this thing is starting to unravel out there.
pain GRILLÉ
Unravel? Morton, it 'as been unraveling since ze opening bell. Zis is simply ze next stage.

Inside the ring, Scarlett Vice and Amber Rizzoli are both getting up. Scarlett grabs Amber by the rhinestone trim of her singlet and drives her into the corner. Amber grabs Scarlett's hair. Scarlett grabs Amber's hair. Marcus Vance moves in.

MARCUS VANCE

Break it up. Both of you. I mean it.

Neither woman breaks. Scarlett drives a knee into Amber's midsection. Amber answers with a slap across Scarlett's cheek. Scarlett answers with one back. The two women are now just trading slaps in the corner, any pretense of wrestling technique completely abandoned.

SFX: "CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!"
MURPHY
This has completely broken down. This is not wrestling anymore, this is a brawl.

Marcus Vance physically steps between them and forces them apart, one hand on each woman's chest, pushing them to opposite corners. His jaw is tight.

MARCUS VANCE

I said enough! You want to fight, you fight by the rules! You hear me?

On the floor, Carmen Cruz has Daisy Mae against the guardrail and is driving shoulder thrusts into her midsection. Daisy grabs Carmen's head and drives it down into the guardrail. Carmen straightens up with fire in her eyes. She shoves Daisy over the guardrail into the crowd. Daisy lands in the front row, scattering fans, an empty Swamp Water cup bouncing across the concrete.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae is in the crowd! Carmen Cruz just threw her over the guardrail!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze fans are going to want compensation for ze spilled beverages, I zink.

Daisy scrambles back to her feet in the crowd and hops back over the guardrail. She goes straight for Carmen. Carmen meets her with a forearm. Daisy fires one back. They are brawling along the floor, no wrestling, no holds, just two women hitting each other as hard as they can along the ringside area.

Inside the ring, Scarlett Vice has followed Amber Rizzoli back out through the ropes and they are now brawling on the opposite side of the ring, Scarlett Vice driving Amber into the ring post. The sound of it rings through the building.

SFX: "CLANG!"
MURPHY
All four women are on the outside now. Marcus Vance is in the ring alone and he has a decision to make.

Marcus Vance stands in the center of the ring. He looks at Daisy and Carmen brawling along one guardrail. He looks at Scarlett and Amber brawling along the other side. He pinches the bridge of his nose with one thick finger. He begins to count.

MARCUS VANCE

ONE!

MURPHY
Marcus Vance has started the countout. Somebody needs to get back in this ring.
MARCUS VANCE

TWO!

pain GRILLÉ
Get in ze ring! Someone! Anyone! I do not care who wins, someone get in ze ring!
MARCUS VANCE

THREE!

Carmen Cruz drives Daisy Mae's head into the ring steps. Daisy fires back with a forearm that staggers Carmen toward the ramp. Carmen grabs Daisy by the wrist and they stumble up the ramp together, still swinging.

MARCUS VANCE

FOUR!

Scarlett Vice has Amber Rizzoli's platinum hair wrapped in both fists and is driving her toward the announce table. Amber gets a hand free and rakes Scarlett's eyes. Scarlett shrieks. Amber shoves her and Scarlett goes into the barricade.

MARCUS VANCE

FIVE!

MURPHY
They're moving up the ramp! Carmen and Daisy are halfway up the entrance ramp and this is getting further and further from the ring!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is a catastrophe! A beautiful, chaotic catastrophe!
MARCUS VANCE

SIX!

Amber Rizzoli grabs Scarlett Vice and starts dragging her toward the ramp. Scarlett grabs Amber's hair and drags her back. They stumble in a circle at ringside, neither one able to gain ground, both unwilling to let go.

MARCUS VANCE

SEVEN!

At the top of the ramp, Carmen Cruz and Daisy Mae have fought all the way to the stage. Security personnel are already moving toward them. Daisy throws a forearm. Carmen answers with one. Neither woman is thinking about the ring anymore. Neither woman is thinking about anything except the woman in front of her.

MARCUS VANCE

EIGHT!

MURPHY
Security is up on that stage and this match is slipping away from all four of these women!
pain GRILLÉ
GET IN ZE RING! Morton, say something! You 'ave a microphone!
MURPHY
I don't think they can hear me, pain.
MARCUS VANCE

NINE!

Scarlett Vice finally breaks from Amber and sprints toward the ring. Amber grabs her ankle. Scarlett goes down on the ramp. She scrambles forward on her hands and knees, fingers reaching for the apron.

MARCUS VANCE

TEN!

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

Scarlett Vice's fingertips hit the apron mat a half second after the bell. She looks up at Marcus Vance with something between fury and disbelief. Marcus looks back down at her with the expression of a man who did not want to be right.

MARCUS VANCE

That's ten. Match is over.

MURPHY
It's over. It's over and nobody wins. Double countout. All four women counted out and there is no number one contender to the Femina Imperium Championship tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is -- I don't -- Morton, what just 'appened?
MURPHY
What happened is that four women who came into this match wanting to hurt each other more than they wanted to win it let this slip through their fingers. And now there is no number one contender. The Femina Imperium Championship picture is wide open and April Monday is going to have something to say about this.

At the top of the ramp, security has physically separated Carmen Cruz and Daisy Mae DuPris, two personnel on each woman, pulling them apart. Daisy is still reaching past a security guard, trying to get one more shot in. Carmen is perfectly still in the grip of two large men, staring at Daisy with no expression at all, which is somehow worse.

At ringside, Amber Rizzoli sits on the floor with her back against the apron, one hand in her hair, staring at the ceiling of The Bayou. Scarlett Vice is on her knees on the ramp, both hands on the floor in front of her, breathing hard. She looks at the ring. She looks at Marcus Vance. She closes her eyes for one second.

She opens them and looks at Amber.

Amber looks back at her.

Neither woman speaks. Neither woman needs to.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of a double countout, this match has been declared a DRAW. There is NO number one contender!

The crowd boos. Hard and sustained. The kind of heat that has nowhere to go.

MURPHY
No number one contender. No title shot. No winner. And somewhere in the back, April Monday is watching this on a monitor. And I promise you, she is not happy.
pain GRILLÉ
She is going to be furious, Morton. April Monday does not -- she does not accept zis. She 'as a very specific tolerance for chaos and zis exceeds it.
MURPHY
Four women had an opportunity tonight and they threw it away. Carmen Cruz. Daisy Mae DuPris. Scarlett Vice. Amber Rizzoli. All four of them could have walked out of The Bayou tonight with a title shot in their hands. Instead they walked out with nothing.

At the top of the stage, security is still holding Carmen and Daisy apart. Carmen finally stops straining toward Daisy. She straightens her singlet. She looks down at the ring one more time, then turns and walks through the curtain without a word.

Daisy Mae is still watching the curtain Carmen walked through. Her ponytail is half out. There is a red mark across her cheek from a forearm. She exhales through her nose and something crosses her face that is not the smile, not the warmth, not the bayou sunshine the crowd fell in love with. Something harder. Something that has been there underneath the whole time.

She walks through the curtain.

Scarlett Vice rises from the ramp, smooths her hair, straightens her ring gear, and walks toward the back with the careful, deliberate composure of a woman deciding how angry she is allowed to be in front of cameras. Her jaw is tight. Her eyes are working.

Amber Rizzoli is the last one. She sits on the floor at ringside for a long moment after everyone else has gone. She looks at her phone, which has been sitting at the announce table this entire time. She picks it up. She looks at the screen. She puts it back down.

She gets up. She walks up the ramp. She does not take a selfie.

MURPHY
I don't know what April Monday does next. But somebody is going to have to answer for tonight. And my guess is that all four of these women are going to find out exactly what that answer looks like very soon.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is correct. And I will say zis, Morton. Whatever April Monday decides, it is going to be precise. She does not waste consequences. She saves zem up and she delivers zem all at once.
MURPHY
She does. She absolutely does. We'll be right back folks.
Result:No Contest
BAYOU BAIL BONDS

In It Deep? We'll Get You Out.

24/7. No job too dirty. No charge too serious. Bayou Bail Bonds — Baton Rouge's most ringside-tested bondsmen. Don't tap out.

Freddy Lamb
Killian "the Reaper" Black
Backstage Segment

Lamb to the slaughter or wolf in sheep's clothing?

Freddy Lamb

Killian "the Reaper" Black

The camera cuts to a concrete corridor backstage at The Bayou. Fluorescent lighting hums overhead. The hallway smells like sweat and old concrete and nobody cares. Freddy Lamb is moving with purpose down the corridor, black sleeveless shirt, blue tights, boots laced tight, heading toward the curtain for his match. He rolls his neck, shakes out his hands, muttering something low to himself.

Killian Black steps out from the shadow at the far end of the hall.

He does not move toward Freddy. He simply appears. Like he was always there. His pale face catches the fluorescent light in a way that makes him look like something that crawled out of a photograph. Slicked dark hair. Black tights. Scythe on the thigh. Wrist wraps. He stands perfectly still.

Freddy stops.

Neither man speaks for a long moment. The corridor feels smaller than it is. Freddy holds his ground, blue eyes steady, jaw set. He looks Killian up and down the way a man does when he is deciding whether something is a threat or just scenery. He lands somewhere in the middle and does not flinch either way.

MURPHY
We've got something happening in the back here. That's Freddy Lamb heading to the curtain and... that's Killian Black stepping right into his path.
pain GRILLÉ
Ohhh, I do not like zis for Freddy Lamb. Not one bit. You do not want to run into Killian Black in a dark hallway before your match, mon ami. Zis is like finding a crack in your hull before you go underwater.

Killian's eyes do not blink. He studies Freddy the way a man studies a clock, not because he cares what time it is, just counting down. When he finally speaks it is barely above a whisper. The kind of voice you have to lean in to hear, which is exactly the problem.

KILLIAN BLACK

Good luck. You'll need it.

That is all. Two sentences. Flat. Final. Like a door closing.

Freddy lets it sit in the air for exactly one beat. He does not get loud. He does not get hot. He looks at Killian the way a man looks at something he has already thought through six times before anyone else in the room even knew there was a question. A slow, quiet smile crosses his face. Not cocky. Not nervous. Something else entirely.

FREDDY LAMB

You all see a lamb to the slaughter. None of you know there's a wolf in sheep's clothing.

He holds Killian's gaze for one more second. Then he walks. Right past him. Shoulder close enough to brush. He does not look back.

Killian does not move. He watches Freddy go. His expression does not change. His eyes track the corridor long after Freddy has turned the corner. He stands there in the hum of the fluorescent light like the hall belongs to him now.

MURPHY
Freddy Lamb seems like he's feeling the pressure to perform tonight. He's yet to pick up a victory in Spinebuster PRO.
pain GRILLÉ
What is zis lamb to zee slaughter, Morty? And is a sheep in wolf's clothes?
MURPHY
Wolf in sheep's clothing. We are going to find out tonight which one Freddy is tonight.

The camera holds on Killian Black alone in the corridor. He turns his head slowly toward the lens. Stares directly into it. Says nothing. The feed cuts.

GATOR'S AUTO GLASS

We Fix What The Chairs Can't.

Steel chairs. Turnbuckles. Tables. After every Bad Juju, Gator's puts Baton Rouge back together. Free mobile service. Call before you limp home.

August Monday Memorial Tournament — Round of 16

Hardcore Match
Freddy Lamb
VS
Vox Null

Freddy Lamb

Vox Null

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

The lights in The Bayou are already buzzing with anticipation. A steel chair sits propped against the ring apron. A kendo stick leans against the barricade. The ring crew has not bothered to clear any of it. They know what this is.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a HARDCORE MATCH! There are no disqualifications, no count-outs, and falls count anywhere in the building!

MURPHY
Folks, if you just joined us, you picked the right moment. We've had ourselves a night already here at The Bayou, and now we are about to get into something that has no rules, no guardrails, and Roxy Malone officiating. God help us all.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is what I live for, Morton. No rules. Pure expression. Like art, but with blood.
MURPHY
You are a disturbed individual.

The house lights cut. The arena holds its breath for a half second.

Then, from somewhere deep in the crowd, a commotion.

Fans near the back of the floor section begin turning, craning their necks. A few stand. Then more. The murmur builds into a wave of noise rolling toward the ring.

MURPHY
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, that's not the entrance ramp.
pain GRILLÉ
Quoi? Where is he coming from?

Freddy Lamb emerges from the crowd near the top of the floor section, and the crowd parts and erupts simultaneously. He is wearing Vox Null's ring gear. The black tights with the cyan waveform patterns. The black arm sleeves. He even has a cheap replica of the respirator mask pushed up on top of his head like a hat, the cyan display dead and unlit. He raises both arms to the crowd as he descends the steps.

MURPHY
That is Freddy Lamb. In Vox Null's gear. That is the entrance spot this man has built a reputation on, and tonight he chose Vox Null. Of all the people to poke.
pain GRILLÉ
I think zis is very funny, actually. Very funny. Lamb is a man who understands theatre.
MURPHY
He understands something. I'm not sure it's self-preservation.

Freddy slaps hands down the aisle, grinning wide, the tattoo sleeves catching the arena lighting. He hops the barricade at ringside, rolls under the bottom rope, and stands in the center of the ring. He pulls the fake mask off his head, holds it up to the crowd, and they pop.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Introducing first, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at two hundred and fifty-two pounds, FREDDY LAMB!

Freddy holds the mask out toward the hard camera, then sets it deliberately on the top turnbuckle in the far corner. He rolls his neck and shakes out his tattooed arms. The lamb and wolf designs ripple across his skin.

MURPHY
He's left the mask on the turnbuckle. That is a message.
pain GRILLÉ
A stupid one.

Then the PA cuts everything.

PA System

"..."

Three full seconds of dead silence. The crowd knows. Some of them start to rise.

Then white noise, building from nothing, a low hiss that grows into a roar through the arena speakers, and underneath it, a single synthesised voice, flat and inhuman.

PA System

"Can you hear me?"

The white noise drops out. The arena goes completely dark.

When the lights snap back on, Vox Null is standing at the top of the entrance ramp.

Fans: "VOX NULL!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

He is not moving. He is staring down the ramp at the ring. At Freddy Lamb. At his own mask sitting on the turnbuckle. The cyan waveforms on his tights pulse slowly in the dark. His hands are wrapped in white tape, already balled into fists.

MURPHY
Six foot five, three hundred and twelve pounds, and he has not moved an inch since those lights came on. He just found a man wearing his gear in his ring.
pain GRILLÉ
Freddy Lamb is either the bravest man in zis building or the most stupid. I cannot decide which.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And his opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at three hundred and twelve pounds, VOX NULL!

Vox Null walks. Not fast. Not slow. The measured stride of a man who has already decided what is going to happen and is simply arriving at the location where it will occur. He reaches ringside, steps up to the apron, and steps through the ropes. He stands across from Freddy Lamb. He looks at the mask on the turnbuckle. He looks at Lamb. He reaches into his tights and produces his phone, types for a moment, and holds it up.

The text-to-speech voice fills the arena through a small Bluetooth speaker clipped to his waistband.

VOX NULL

You wanted my attention.

A beat.

VOX NULL

You have it.

He pockets the phone. Roxy Malone steps between them, her one good eye moving from face to face. She is wearing her standard black referee shirt, the left side of her face carrying the scar that cost her the eye. She looks at both men with the expression of someone who has seen far worse and plans to see more tonight.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

Hardcore rules. I don't care what you use, I don't care where you go, and I am not stoppin' this thing unless somebody is genuinely not movin'. We clear?

Neither man responds. Roxy looks at Freddy.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

Clear?

FREDDY LAMB

Yeah, yeah.

She looks at Vox Null. He does not move. She nods.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

Good enough.

She calls for the bell.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

Freddy Lamb does not wait. He darts to the ropes before Vox Null has taken a full step, slides out under the bottom rope, grabs the kendo stick leaning against the barricade, and rolls back in. The crowd reacts with a burst of noise.

MURPHY
Lamb going straight for the hardware. He is not here to wrestle Vox Null, he is here to survive Vox Null. That is a different strategy entirely.

Vox Null watches him come. Freddy swings the kendo stick in a wide arc, and Vox Null steps inside it, the cane whistling past his shoulder. He drives a short-range bicycle knee strike directly into Freddy's midsection. Freddy folds. The kendo stick drops.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Knee right to the gut, Lamb doubled over.

Vox Null scoops the kendo stick off the mat. He looks at it for a moment. Then he sets it back down, almost gently, and hauls Freddy upright by the back of his collar.

pain GRILLÉ
He put the stick down! Morton, he put it down!
MURPHY
He doesn't want the weapon. He wants Freddy Lamb.

Vox Null fires a knife-edge chop across Freddy's chest. The sound is a gunshot.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Freddy staggers back into the ropes. Vox Null follows with a second chop, this one to the throat, and Freddy's head snaps back.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Chops to the chest and the throat, and Freddy is already on the ropes. This is what Vox Null does. He doesn't need a weapon. He is the weapon.

Freddy uses the ropes to bounce himself forward, surprising Vox Null with a running elbow strike that catches him flush across the jaw. Vox Null's head snaps to the side. He takes a step back. His head turns slowly back to Freddy.

MURPHY
Running elbow from Lamb! That connected!
pain GRILLÉ
Oh! Oh he hit him. He actually hit him. Good. Good for Freddy.

Freddy does not wait to see if it worked. He fires a second elbow, and Vox Null catches it on the forearm. Third elbow, Vox Null absorbs it and shoves Freddy backward. Freddy bounces off the ropes and comes back. Vox Null drives a running big boot directly into his face.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Freddy goes down hard, spinning on impact, and lands on his side. The crowd gasps.

MURPHY
Running big boot! Lamb's head nearly came off his shoulders!

Vox Null does not cover. He reaches down, grabs Freddy by the ankle, and drags him toward the corner. He places Freddy's leg across the bottom rope and drives a shoot-style body kick into his hamstring. Once. Twice. Three times. Freddy's leg jerks with each impact.

MURPHY
Body kicks to the leg. Vox Null targeting the base early.
pain GRILLÉ
Smart. You take ze legs, you take everything. Ze man cannot run. Ze man cannot kick. He is just a torso.

Freddy rolls away and gets a hand on the kendo stick he dropped. He comes up swinging from a kneeling position and catches Vox Null across the ribs.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Vox Null steps back. Freddy swings again, this time across the back.

SFX: "CRACK!"

And again.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Freddy Lamb with the kendo stick, measured shots across the ribs and back of Vox Null, and you can see the welts forming through that arm sleeve.

Freddy gets to his feet, limping slightly on the leg that took those body kicks. He winds up and swings the kendo stick in a full overhead arc at Vox Null's head. Vox Null gets both forearms up and takes it across the wrists.

SFX: "CRACK!"

He grimaces but stays upright. Freddy swings again. Vox Null catches the stick with both hands on the follow-through, wrenches it out of Freddy's grip, and breaks it across his knee.

The crowd pops.

MURPHY
Vox Null just snapped that kendo stick in half with his bare knee. I don't know what to tell you.
pain GRILLÉ
Magnifique. Even I appreciate zat.

Vox Null drops both halves and grabs Freddy by the wrist, twisting into a front facelock. He drives a snap vertical suplex, lifting Freddy clean off the mat and dropping him with authority.

MURPHY
Snap suplex! Freddy Lamb hits the mat hard and that leg is already compromised!

Vox Null pulls Freddy up, front facelock still locked, and hauls him into a fisherman brainbuster. The crowd reacts with a sharp intake of breath as Freddy's head drives into the canvas.

MURPHY
Fisherman brainbuster! Cover!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Freddy gets a shoulder up, twisting his body to break the count.

MURPHY
Two count. Freddy Lamb showing some life.
pain GRILLÉ
He has ze instincts. I will give him zat. Ze body knows to kick out even when ze brain is scrambled like an egg.

Vox Null stands. He looks down at Freddy, who is pressing himself up on both arms, breathing hard. Vox Null steps back, measures him, and delivers a shoot-style body kick to the ribs. Freddy collapses back to the mat.

Freddy rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. He needs a moment. He uses the apron to pull himself up, searching the ringside area. He spots the steel chair propped against the apron, grabs it, and turns.

Vox Null is already coming through the ropes. He hits a running big boot through the ropes that catches Freddy in the shoulder and chest and drives him back into the barricade.

SFX: "CLANG!"
MURPHY
Vox Null coming to the floor! Lamb driven into the barricade!

Freddy and the chair both go into the barricade. The chair clatters away. Freddy slumps against the metal. Vox Null drops to the floor, grabs Freddy by the arm, and whips him hard into the ring steps.

SFX: "CRASH!"
MURPHY
Into the ring steps! Freddy Lamb is getting dismantled out here!

Roxy Malone leans through the ropes, watching with her arms folded, her one good eye tracking the action on the floor. She is not counting. There are no count-outs. She just watches.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

You two want to do this all night, go ahead. I got nowhere to be.

MURPHY
Roxy Malone, as helpful as always.
pain GRILLÉ
She is a professional. She is observing.

Vox Null hauls Freddy off the steps and rolls him back into the ring. He follows, hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Two and a half! Freddy Lamb is not done!

Vox Null pulls Freddy up by the arm. Freddy, on instinct, pops up and drives a pop up kick directly into Vox Null's face. The kick connects flush. Vox Null staggers backward two steps.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Pop up kick! Out of nowhere from Freddy Lamb! Vox Null is staggered!
Fans: "FREDDY! FREDDY! FREDDY!"

Freddy shakes the cobwebs loose. He sees Vox Null backed into the ropes and charges. He hits a corner dropkick that drives Vox Null's spine into the turnbuckle.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Corner dropkick! Freddy Lamb finding his legs here!

Vox Null bounces out of the corner, and Freddy catches him coming with a gut wrench suplex, lifting the three-hundred-twelve-pound man off the mat with everything he has. It is not clean. It is a grind. Freddy strains, his face going red, his tattooed arms shaking with the effort. But he gets him up and over.

The crowd explodes.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Freddy Lamb just gut-wrenched Vox Null! Three hundred and twelve pounds off the mat!
pain GRILLÉ
Sacre bleu! How did he do zat?! Ze man has sixty pounds on him!

Freddy drops across Vox Null's chest.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Two and nine-tenths! Freddy Lamb almost had him!

Freddy rolls off, breathing hard. He gets to his feet and goes to the corner, climbing to the second rope. He measures Vox Null, who is pushing himself up from the mat, and launches a swinging neckbreaker off the second rope, catching Vox Null coming upright and driving his head down.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Second rope swinging neckbreaker! That is a two-hundred-fifty-two-pound man coming off that rope and Vox Null's neck just absorbed all of it!

Freddy goes for the cover again.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

KICKOUT!

MURPHY
Vox Null kicks out at two. But Freddy Lamb is building something here.
pain GRILLÉ
I am not entirely comfortable with how zis is going.

Freddy goes to the floor and slides a steel chair into the ring. He sets it up, open, in the center. He hauls Vox Null up and tries to drive his face into the seat of the chair. Vox Null blocks it, planting his feet, and drives an elbow back into Freddy's jaw. Freddy releases. Vox Null spins and fires a discus forearm smash that catches Freddy across the cheekbone.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Freddy goes sideways. He does not go down, but he staggers badly, and the right side of his face is already darkening.

MURPHY
Discus forearm! Freddy Lamb nearly went down from that one!

Vox Null grabs Freddy, front facelock, and drives a snap DDT directly onto the steel chair.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The arena gasps. Freddy lies completely still on the mat, the chair bent under him.

MURPHY
DDT onto the steel chair! Good God almighty! Freddy Lamb's head just hit that steel!
pain GRILLÉ
Now zis is more like it! Zis is what we came for!

Roxy Malone crouches down and peers at Freddy. She taps his shoulder twice.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

You still in there, cher?

Freddy's hand moves. Roxy nods and stands back up.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

He's breathin'. Keep goin'.

MURPHY
Roxy Malone checking on Freddy Lamb the way you check on a car you just hit in a parking lot. She's confirmed he's alive and that is the extent of her concern.
pain GRILLÉ
She is thorough.

Vox Null hauls Freddy up and sets him up for the exploder suplex. He locks the underhook, drives through, and launches Freddy across the ring.

MURPHY
Exploder suplex! Freddy Lamb is being systematically destroyed here!

Vox Null stands in the center of the ring. He reaches for his phone. The arena quiets, that eerie instinctive hush that seems to follow him everywhere. He types. The speaker activates.

VOX NULL

Get up.

MURPHY
He's telling Freddy Lamb to get up. I don't know if that's respect or cruelty.
pain GRILLÉ
In zis case, Morton, I think it is just efficiency. He wants to keep hitting him.

Freddy is stirring. He uses the ropes to pull himself upright, one hand on the middle rope, then the top. He gets to his feet. His face is red from the chair shot, a thin line of blood tracing from his hairline down the right side of his forehead where the DDT drove him into the steel.

MURPHY
Freddy Lamb is bleeding. That chair opened him up.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui. Ze steel does not care about your feelings.

Vox Null moves toward him. Freddy, blood streaking down his face, suddenly spins and grabs the bent steel chair off the mat. He drives it directly into Vox Null's ribs. Once. Twice. Three times.

SFX: "CRACK!" "CRACK!" "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Chair shots to the ribs! Freddy Lamb fighting back! Blood on his face and he is still going!

Freddy winds up and swings the chair at Vox Null's back. Vox Null goes to one knee. Freddy drops the chair and runs the ropes, coming back with a running senton that drives all two hundred and fifty-two pounds of him across Vox Null's back and drives him flat to the mat.

MURPHY
Running senton! Vox Null is down! Freddy Lamb with the cover!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
So close! Freddy Lamb nearly stole this one right there!
Fans: "FREDDY! FREDDY! FREDDY!"
pain GRILLÉ
Non, non, non. No. Zis is not how zis ends.

Freddy wipes blood from his eye with the back of his hand. He looks at the red smear on his wrist. He looks at Vox Null. He looks at the corner, calculating. He goes to the floor again and this time he pulls a table out from under the ring, sliding it in. The crowd reacts.

MURPHY
Freddy Lamb going for the table! This match is about to escalate!
pain GRILLÉ
Now he is speaking my language. Violence with furniture. Oui.

Freddy sets the table up in the corner, leaning it against the turnbuckle. He turns back to Vox Null, who is on his hands and knees. Freddy grabs him, trying to set up the slingshot sit-down powerbomb. He gets Vox Null up, but Vox Null is too heavy and too aware. He shifts his weight, grabs Freddy by the head, and drives a short-range bicycle knee strike up into Freddy's chin.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Freddy's legs buckle. Vox Null catches him before he falls, locks a full nelson from behind, and drives him back-first into the table in the corner.

The table does not break. It buckles and splinters on one side, bowing inward, and Freddy is sandwiched between the wood and Vox Null's force.

MURPHY
Freddy Lamb driven into his own table! It didn't break but that looked absolutely brutal!

Vox Null hauls him out of the wreckage of the bent table, front facelock, and drives a side slam drop that plants Freddy hard on the mat.

MURPHY
Side slam! Vox Null is in complete control!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Freddy Lamb will not quit. I don't know where he is finding this.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze man is like a bad smell, Morton. He keeps coming back.

Vox Null reaches for his phone.

And then the music hits.

A sharp, almost militaristic riff cuts through the arena, and the crowd immediately reacts with heat. Real heat. The kind that has history in it.

MURPHY
Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
pain GRILLÉ
Oh! Oh zis is interesting now.

"THE WINNINGEST" IKE GRITSENKO steps out from the back, clipboard under one arm, lead pipe in the other. He is in his ring attire, and he is not smiling. He is scanning the ring with the cold, calculating eyes of a man who does not go anywhere without a plan.

MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko is here. Ike Gritsenko has a lead pipe and he is walking to this ring, and I want to remind everyone watching that this is a hardcore match. There are no rules. Roxy Malone cannot throw him out.
pain GRILLÉ
Gritsenko is a man of statistics. He is here to improve his numbers.

Gritsenko slides under the bottom rope. Vox Null turns to face him. They stare at each other across the ring. Roxy Malone steps to the side, arms folded, watching with her one eye. She does not move between them.

ROXY PATCH MALONE

Hardcore match. Knock yourselves out. Literally, if you want.

Gritsenko swings the lead pipe. Vox Null gets his forearm up and takes it across the wrist. He grimaces. Gritsenko swings again, low this time, and catches Vox Null across the thigh.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Vox Null's leg buckles.

MURPHY
Lead pipe to the thigh! That is the same thigh that took those body kicks from Freddy Lamb earlier in this match!

Gritsenko drives the pipe into Vox Null's ribs. Once. Twice. Vox Null backs into the ropes. Gritsenko winds up and drives the pipe down across Vox Null's shoulder.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Gritsenko just beating Vox Null with that pipe. This is a mugging. This is exactly what happened in that parking garage after their first match, and now he's doing it in the ring, in front of everyone, because there are no rules to stop him.
pain GRILLÉ
Gritsenko is a man who prepares. He saw an opportunity and he took it. Zis is strategy, Morton.
MURPHY
It is cowardice. He waited until Vox Null was already in a match.

Freddy Lamb is back on his feet in the corner, blood still running down his face, watching all of this. He looks at Gritsenko. He looks at Vox Null. Something crosses his face. He is not sure what to do with this.

Gritsenko drives the pipe into the back of Vox Null's knee, and Vox Null goes down to one knee. Gritsenko raises the pipe over his head.

Freddy Lamb steps in and shoves Gritsenko.

MURPHY
Freddy Lamb just shoved Ike Gritsenko!
pain GRILLÉ
What?! Why?!

Gritsenko turns to Freddy, incredulous. He points at Vox Null. He points at the pipe. He is clearly communicating: we can do this together.

FREDDY LAMB

Get out of my match.

Gritsenko stares at him. Then he smiles, slow and cold, and drives the pipe into Vox Null's ribs again. Vox Null doubles over. Then Gritsenko turns the pipe on Freddy, catching him across the forearm.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Gritsenko just hit Freddy Lamb! He is not here to help anyone. He is here to destroy Vox Null and he does not care who is in the way!

The three-way brawl erupts. Gritsenko swings at Vox Null. Vox Null ducks under it and fires a spinning back elbow that catches Gritsenko across the jaw. Gritsenko staggers. Freddy charges at Vox Null from behind. Vox Null senses it, turns, and drives a bicycle knee strike into Freddy's gut. Freddy folds. Gritsenko comes back with the pipe, driving it into the back of Vox Null's neck.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Vox Null goes down on all fours.

MURPHY
Lead pipe to the back of the neck! Vox Null is in serious trouble here!

Gritsenko stands over him, breathing hard, and delivers a straight stomp to the back of Vox Null's head. Then he drops the pipe and grabs Vox Null's arm, trying to drag him into position. He is setting up the Dial Tone. The penalty kick. His own move, turned on him.

MURPHY
Gritsenko is setting up the Dial Tone! He is going to use Vox Null's own finisher on him!
pain GRILLÉ
Poetic justice, Morton! Poetic!

Freddy Lamb, still bent at the waist from the knee strike, looks up and sees what is happening. He sees Vox Null on the mat, helpless. He sees Gritsenko positioning for the kick. He sees his moment. He backs into the far ropes, bouncing off them, building speed.

Lamb to the Slaughter. His running bicycle kick. He is going to put Vox Null away while Gritsenko has him down.

He charges.

Vox Null looks up. He sees Freddy coming. He sees the angle. He reaches out with both hands and grabs Ike Gritsenko by the collar and the arm.

He pulls.

Gritsenko stumbles forward, directly into the path of the kick.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The superkick connects flush on Ike Gritsenko's jaw. The sound is enormous. Gritsenko's head snaps back and he goes down like a tree, completely rigid, crashing to the mat in a heap. His clipboard skids across the canvas. The lead pipe rolls to the corner.

The arena detonates.

Fans: "OH!" (Pause) "THIS IS AWESOME" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
FREDDY LAMB JUST KICKED IKE GRITSENKO IN THE FACE! He pulled Gritsenko into the Lamb to the Slaughter! Vox Null used Gritsenko as a human shield!
pain GRILLÉ
Non! Non, non, non! Gritsenko! Get up! GRITSENKO!
MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko is flat on that canvas. He came out here with a lead pipe to finish what he started and Vox Null just turned his own interference against him!

Freddy Lamb is on his hands and knees in the center of the ring, staring at Ike Gritsenko's unconscious body. The blood from his forehead drips onto the canvas. He cannot process what just happened. He looks at his own boot. He looks at Gritsenko. He looks at Vox Null.

He is on his hands and knees, processing.

He does not see Vox Null moving.

Vox Null, still on the mat, rolls. He gets behind Freddy. He moves with the deliberate, quiet economy of a man who has been here before. He gets his arms underneath Freddy's, threading them through, locking the double underhook. He rolls his weight forward and drives Freddy's face toward the canvas, trapping him.

The Dead Air.

MURPHY
Dead Air! Vox Null has the Dead Air locked in! Freddy Lamb is trapped!
pain GRILLÉ
Non! Non! Freddy! Ze ropes! Get to ze ropes!

Freddy's legs kick. His tattooed arms strain against the underhooks. The double underhook facedown submission is wrenching his shoulders back at a brutal angle, his neck forced down, Vox Null's full three hundred and twelve pounds driving the hold into the canvas.

MURPHY
Freddy Lamb is in the center of that ring and there is nowhere to go. His arms are trapped. His face is in the mat. He is bleeding and he just spent everything he had on a kick that hit the wrong man.
pain GRILLÉ
Get out, Freddy! Get out! Use ze legs! USE ZE LEGS!

Freddy drives his boots into the mat, trying to generate any kind of leverage. He gets his hips up an inch. Vox Null adjusts, shifting his weight forward, pressing Freddy's face back into the canvas. The hold tightens. Freddy's legs slow.

MURPHY
He is running out of options. He is running out of energy. That's the cruel thing about the Dead Air -- Vox Null does not have to do anything except hold on. And holding on is what this man does better than anyone.
pain GRILLÉ
I cannot watch. I am watching but I cannot watch.

Freddy's hand rises from the mat. It hovers. The crowd holds its breath.

His hand comes down.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"
MURPHY
Freddy Lamb taps out. It is over. Vox Null advances in the August Monday Memorial Tournament.
pain GRILLÉ
Mon dieu. Mon dieu. Zis is not what was supposed to 'appen tonight.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Here is your winner, advancing in the August Monday Memorial Tournament -- VOX NULL!

Vox Null releases the hold and stands. He does not raise his arms. He does not look at the crowd. He looks at Ike Gritsenko.

Gritsenko is on one knee on the canvas, both hands pressed to the side of his jaw where the bicycle kick connected. His eyes are back in focus but only barely. He looks at Freddy Lamb, tapped out on the mat in front of him. He looks at the lead pipe in the corner. He looks at his clipboard, which has slid against the ropes and sits there, one corner bent, the top page half dislodged.

He does not pick it up.

Vox Null reaches into his waistband and produces his phone. He types. He holds it toward Gritsenko.

VOX NULL

You kicked yourself out.

Gritsenko looks at the screen. His jaw tightens. The bruise from the superkick is already forming along his jawline, dark and spreading. He says something that the ringside microphones do not fully catch. His lips form the shape of words that are not appropriate for broadcast.

Vox Null pockets the phone. He steps over Freddy Lamb, steps over the lead pipe, and walks through the ropes. He does not hurry. He descends to the floor and walks up the ramp without looking back.

In the ring, Gritsenko gets to his feet. He looks at the ramp. He looks at his clipboard. He crosses to it slowly and picks it up. He straightens the top page. He stares at it for a long moment, the way a man stares at evidence he does not want to accept.

He tucks it under his arm.

MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko came to this ring tonight with a lead pipe and a plan and he left with a bruised jaw and a loss he did not technically suffer but absolutely caused. He came to finish Vox Null and instead handed him a win. That is going to sit with him for a very long time.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is a statistical anomaly, Morton. Zis is an outlier. Gritsenko's numbers do not reflect tonight. Tonight was a aberration.
MURPHY
Tonight was a man getting exactly what he put into motion. And Vox Null, who came into this match already in a war with Freddy Lamb, who took a lead pipe across the thigh and the shoulder and the back of the neck, who by all rights should have been finished by the time Gritsenko was done with him -- that man is moving on in this tournament. And he barely said a word.
pain GRILLÉ
He said four words, Morton.
MURPHY
He said four words. And every single one of them was correct.

The camera finds Gritsenko one more time at the top of the ramp. He stops. He turns. He looks back at the ring, at Freddy Lamb being helped to his feet by the referee, at the bent table in the corner, at the lead pipe still lying on the canvas where he left it.

He walks through the curtain.

MURPHY
We will be right back.
ResultVox Nullvia referee stoppage — Dead Air (Rear naked choke with body scissors)
MAMA MONDAY'S HOT SAUCE

Family Recipe. Family Business. Family Fire.

April Monday's mother's secret recipe, passed down through three generations of tough women. Now at all Baton Rouge Winn-Dixie locations. Handle with respect.

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance
Rey Manta
Tiburón Coral
Backstage Segment

Do it for los Mares Mortales del Golfo

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance

Rey Manta

Tiburón Coral

The camera cuts backstage. A corridor outside one of the locker rooms. The door is closed. A production assistant hovers nearby with a handheld camera. The feed cuts inside.

The locker room is sparse. A bench. A mirror. The Los Mares Mortales del Golfo banner hung on the cinder block wall with the precise care of a man who does not tolerate disorder. Tiburón Coral sits on the bench in his ring gear, the coral-orange and metallic-teal shark mask on, arms resting on his knees, face turned toward the floor.

Rey Manta stands in the center of the room.

He is already dressed. The seafoam-green ring gear immaculate. The gold cane resting in one hand, its handle catching the fluorescent light. The Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. He looks at Tiburón Coral with the measured, unhurried attention of a man taking stock of an asset.

Vivienne Vance stands to his right. The Barracuda. Her arms folded, her expression reading the room with the efficiency of a woman who has managed men in far more complicated situations than this one.

Rey Manta speaks. His voice is low and deliberate, each word placed with the care of a man who believes language is a form of authority.

REY MANTA

Esta noche, el nombre de Los Mares Mortales del Golfo entra en ese torneo. No el tuyo. El nuestro.

MURPHY
Rey Manta speaking to Tiburón Coral before his tournament match. We cannot -- I don't speak Spanish, folks.
pain GRILLÉ
I speak a little, Morton. 'e is saying -- 'e is telling Coral zat tonight it is not 'is name in ze tournament. It is ze name of Los Mares Mortales del Golfo. Ze faction's name. Not ze individual.
REY MANTA

Tú eres el agua delante de la ola. Útil. Necesario. Pero la ola soy yo.

pain GRILLÉ
Zis is -- 'e is saying Coral is ze water in front of ze wave. Useful. Necessary. But ze wave -- ze wave is Rey Manta. I -- oui. Zat is what 'e said. I am not editorialising.
MURPHY
That is a very specific way to motivate someone.
pain GRILLÉ
It is not motivation, Morton. It is a reminder of ze hierarchy. Zis is different.

Rey Manta takes one step toward Tiburón Coral. He does not crouch down to his level. He looks down at him. He places the tip of the gold cane on the floor between them.

REY MANTA

No importa lo que pase esta noche en ese torneo. No importa quién gane. Al final, todos doblan la rodilla ante el Rey Manta.

pain GRILLÉ
'e says -- no matter what 'appens tonight. No matter who wins ze tournament. In ze end... everyone bends ze knee to ze Manta King.
MURPHY
Everyone.
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is what 'e said, Morton. Everyone. I am simply ze messenger.

Tiburón Coral looks up at Rey Manta through the shark mask. He looks at the belt around his waist. He says nothing. He nods once.

Vivienne Vance steps forward. She does not look at Rey Manta. She looks at Tiburón Coral with the focused, practical energy of a woman whose job is to turn philosophical speeches into actionable instructions.

VIVIENNE VANCE

What Rey Manta is saying, in terms you can use tonight, is this. You get through Balkin. You get to that final. You protect this faction's investment in that title picture. Rey Manta is the Heavyweight Champion of this company and that championship stays clean. You understand what I'm saying? Nothing that happens in your match tonight puts a mark on his reign. Nothing.

She lets that land for exactly one beat.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Los Mares Mortales del Golfo is depending on you. All of us.

She gestures toward the championship belt without looking at it. Her eyes do not leave Tiburón Coral.

VIVIENNE VANCE

You go out there, you do what you do, and you come back here with a tournament result that keeps this faction moving forward. That's the assignment.

Tiburón Coral stands. He rolls his neck once, slowly, the coral and teal of the shark mask catching the fluorescent light.

He looks at Rey Manta. Rey Manta looks back at him with the expression of a man who has already decided how this evening ends and is simply waiting for the timeline to catch up with his certainty.

TIBURÓN CORAL

Sangre en el agua.

MURPHY
What did he say?
pain GRILLÉ
'e said... blood in ze water. It is -- zat is 'is phrase. Zat is what 'e says.
MURPHY
Blood in the water.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui. And Morton, I will tell you, the way 'e said it -- I believe 'im entirely.

Tiburón Coral walks past Rey Manta without another word. The door opens. The corridor light spills in. He walks through it.

Rey Manta watches the door close. He adjusts his grip on the gold cane. He looks at the closed door for exactly one second with the expression of a man surveying something he owns.

He turns and sits.

Vivienne Vance watches the door for a moment longer than Rey Manta does. Then she turns back to the room and picks up her phone.

MURPHY
Los Mares Mortales del Golfo sending Tiburón Coral into that tournament match tonight with a very clear set of priorities. Win. Advance. Protect the championship. Protect Rey Manta.
pain GRILLÉ
And bend ze knee. Do not forget ze bending of ze knee, Morton. Zat part was very important to 'im.
MURPHY
It was. It very clearly was.
pain GRILLÉ
I found it slightly alarming, if I am 'onest.
MURPHY
You found it alarming.
pain GRILLÉ
Just a little. 'e 'as a very particular way of looking at people, Morton. Like zey are already 'is. I do not love being looked at like zat.
MURPHY
Has Rey Manta looked at you like that?
pain GRILLÉ
Once. In ze corridor last week. I 'ave not fully recovered.
MURPHY
We will be right back.
DR. KRACK'S CHIROPRACTIC

After The Match. Before The Rematch.

Walk in crooked. Walk out straight. Baton Rouge's #1 post-match recovery specialist. Same-day appointments available. Mention Bad Juju for 10% off your first visit.

August Monday Memorial Tournament — Round of 16

Hardcore Match
Harry Balkin Jr.
VS
Tiburón Coral

Harry Balkin Jr.

Tiburón Coral

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vancew/ "The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance
August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

August Monday Memorial Tournament

The Bayou is buzzing. The commentary desk is set. Danny Vance is already in the ring, rolling his neck, reading the room with the flat professional patience of a man who has learned not to be surprised by anything in this building.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a HARDCORE MATCH in the August Monday Memorial Tournament!

Fans: "ONE FALL!"
MURPHY
Folks, we have ourselves a tournament match here tonight and I want to remind everyone what is at stake. The August Monday Memorial Tournament. Twenty-five thousand dollars and a Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship shot. Harry Balkin Junior has been in this building for weeks telling anyone who will listen that he is the most deserving man on this roster. Tonight he has to prove it against a man who has been absolutely vicious every time he has set foot in this ring.
pain GRILLÉ
Harry Balkin Junior is a professional of ze highest order, Morton. A second-generation wrestler, a media mogul, a man of vision. Tiburón Coral is a luchador from ze underbelly of ze Mexican independent circuit who despises ze very traditions of his own sport. Zis is not a fair fight. It is not meant to be. And ze unfairness favours 'arry.
MURPHY
We will see about that.

The arena plunges into deep ocean blue. The sonar ping reverberates through the darkness, low and oppressive, rattling the subwoofers under the announce table. The crashing waves build. Then the aggressive Mexican metal explodes through the PA.

The smoke rolls across the stage.

Tiburón Coral glides through it first, the coral-orange and metallic-teal shark mask catching the blue lighting, the weathered pirate coat draped across his shoulders. He moves down the ramp with that predatory sway, snapping his jaw at a fan in the front row who flinches backward. He does not smile. He does not acknowledge the crowd's reaction. He is reading the ring the way a shark reads water.

Behind him, El Kraken emerges from the smoke like something dredged from the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. The grey and purple tentacled mask. The rusted chain harness across his chest. His stride is slow and monstrous and completely unhurried. The two men reach ringside and Tiburón Coral leaps to the turnbuckle, one finger drawn slowly across his throat. El Kraken steps cleanly over the top rope as though the ropes are an inconvenience designed for smaller men.

MURPHY
Los Depredadores del Mar. El Kraken and Tiburón Coral. And El Kraken will be at ringside tonight, which means Harry Balkin Junior is going to need every resource he has brought with him.
pain GRILLÉ
Which is considerable, Morton. Which is considerable.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Introducing first, from Veracruz, Mexico, accompanied to the ring by El Kraken and representing Los Depredadores del Mar and Los Mares Mortales del Golfo, weighing in at one hundred and ninety-eight pounds, TIBURÓN CORAL!

Tiburón Coral drops from the turnbuckle and stands in the center of the ring. He tilts his head at the entrance, waiting.

The music fades.

A long pause.

Then the PA crackles to life with something slick and corporate, a news broadcast theme crossed with a trap beat, and the titantron erupts with fake engagement metrics scrolling in real time. LIVE VIEWERS: 6.2 MILLION. TRENDING WORLDWIDE. MOST WATCHED MOMENT IN SPORTS HISTORY.

Harry Balkin Junior steps through the curtain first.

He is in his tie-dyed Olympic singlet, the red and blue and yellow spiral pattern, his chin up and his jaw set. He walks with the deliberate composure of a man who has spent a week preparing for this moment and intends to make every second of it legible to the hard camera. He does not look at the crowd. He looks at the ring.

BookFace is half a step behind him, tablet raised, already livestreaming the entrance. The screen faces out toward the arena, the fake viewer count climbing by the hundreds of thousands per second. He does not look up from the tablet. He walks and films simultaneously with the practiced ease of a man who has spent years doing both at once.

And then Amber Rizzoli steps through the curtain.

The rhinestones catch the entrance lighting. The platinum hair sits perfectly. She takes Harry's arm with the same practiced elegance she always carries, the content creator smile deployed at full wattage. But the smile, tonight, does not quite reach all the way. There is something behind her eyes that has been there since Sorry You're Not a Winner. Something that has not resolved itself.

MURPHY
The full Media Trial contingent. Harry Balkin Junior, BookFace, and Amber Rizzoli. And I want to note, folks, that the last time we saw this group together as a unit, Harry Balkin Junior walked up that ramp without waiting for BookFace to be helped off the canvas. There are cracks in this operation and I am watching all three of them tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Zere are no cracks. Zey are a unified media enterprise and zey are 'ere to conduct business. You are seeing things, Morton.
MURPHY
I am seeing exactly what is in front of me, pain.
PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

And his opponent, from Bisbee, North Dakota, accompanied by BookFace and Amber Rizzoli, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, HARRY BALKIN JUNIOR!

Harry reaches the ring and takes the steps one at a time, slowly, facing the hard camera on the way up. He steps through the ropes and stands across from Tiburón Coral. BookFace takes up his position at ringside, tablet angled toward the ring. Amber stands slightly to the side, arms folded, her phone in one hand but not raised. Not filming.

Harry looks at Tiburón Coral. He looks at El Kraken in the corner. He looks at Amber. Something passes between them that is not warm. He turns back to the ring.

Danny Vance moves to center ring. He looks at both men, then at the people at ringside, with the expression of a man who has done the math on this situation and does not like the sum.

DANNY VANCE

Hardcore rules. Anything goes and I mean anything. You want to use the building, use it. What I will tell you is that I am watching everything. Everything. And if somebody gets carried out of here on a stretcher tonight it is not because I did not see what put them there.

He points at BookFace. He points at El Kraken. He points at Amber.

DANNY VANCE

That goes for the gallery too. I see all of you.

BookFace raises one hand from behind the tablet without looking up. El Kraken does not move. Amber meets Danny Vance's gaze for a half second and then looks away.

DANNY VANCE

Good enough. Let's go.

He calls for the bell.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

Tiburón Coral does not wait. He bounces off the near ropes immediately and launches a springboard high-angle arm drag that catches Harry before he has fully set his feet, sending him skidding across the canvas on his back. Harry rolls through and comes up to his knees, blinking.

MURPHY
Arm drag right out of the gate from Tiburón Coral and Harry Balkin Junior was not ready for that pace.

Harry gets to his feet and resets. He circles. Tiburón Coral does not circle. He moves laterally, reading Harry's feet, tracking his weight distribution with those cold, predatory eyes. Harry shoots in for a collar and elbow. Tiburón Coral sidesteps it and drives a spinning enzuigiri into the side of Harry's head.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Harry staggers into the ropes. Tiburón Coral follows immediately with a low sweep kick that takes Harry's legs out from under him, dropping him flat on his back.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Enzuigiri into the sweep kick! Tiburón Coral is moving at a pace that Harry Balkin Junior has not found an answer for yet.
pain GRILLÉ
'e is finding 'is footing. Give 'im a moment. 'arry Balkin does not rush. 'e is a methodical man.

Harry rolls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself upright. Tiburón Coral is already coming off the far ropes, building speed. Harry drops down and pulls the top rope, sending Tiburón Coral over the top and out to the floor.

Tiburón Coral lands on his feet.

He looks up at Harry over the top rope. Harry looks down at him. The shark mask tilts slightly to one side.

MURPHY
Tiburón Coral lands on his feet on the floor. Of course he does.
pain GRILLÉ
Harry pulled ze rope. Zat is veteran ring awareness. You cannot teach zat.

Harry slides out of the ring on the opposite side, going to the floor and immediately reaching under the ring apron. He pulls out a steel chair and tucks it under his arm. He rolls back in. Tiburón Coral is already back on the apron. Harry meets him coming through the ropes with a running knee strike to the midsection that bends Tiburón Coral over the middle rope.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Harry grabs him by the back of the mask and hauls him into the ring. He drives a short arm elbow into Tiburón Coral's jaw, snapping his head to the side.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Harry Balkin using those second generation fundamentals. Short arm elbow, very compact, very precise. He got Tiburón Coral coming through those ropes and now he has position.

Harry positions the steel chair open in the center of the ring. He grabs Tiburón Coral by the wrist, whips him across the ring and on the return drives him face first toward the seat of the chair with a flapjack.

Tiburón Coral gets his hands up and catches himself on the chair back instead, absorbing the impact on his palms instead of his face. He twists off it and lands on his feet, stumbling, and Harry catches him on the stagger with a high velocity running clothesline that turns him inside out.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "OHHH!"
MURPHY
Running clothesline! Tiburón Coral tried to save himself on the flapjack and Harry caught him on the stagger!

Harry drops into the cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Tiburón Coral kicks out with authority.

pain GRILLÉ
Two count. Early work from 'arry. 'e is establishing ze pace now. Zis is what a methodical wrestler looks like, Morton.

Harry drags Tiburón Coral up by the arm and hooks a front facelock. He hauls him over with a delayed vertical suplex, holding him inverted for a long moment before dropping him hard.

The crowd counts.

Fans: "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!"
SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
Five count on that delayed vertical suplex. Harry Balkin showing off that strength.
pain GRILLÉ
Showmanship AND substance. Zis is what you get with a second generation performer.

Harry floats over for the cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Tiburón Coral rolls the shoulder and immediately drives an eye rake across Harry's face with his thumb, completely hidden from Danny Vance's angle.

MURPHY
Eye rake from Tiburón Coral! He will use every tool available to him.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is a hardcore match, Morton. Ze eye rake is practically quaint.

Tiburón Coral scrambles to his feet. Harry is rubbing his eye. Tiburón Coral grabs the steel chair Harry brought in earlier, measures him, and drives it across Harry's back.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Harry arches forward, both hands going to his spine. Tiburón Coral drives the chair across the back a second time.

SFX: "CRACK!"

And a third.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Three chair shots across the back of Harry Balkin Junior and he is in real trouble here.

Harry drops to one knee. Tiburón Coral tosses the chair aside and bounces off the ropes, coming back with a missile dropkick that drives Harry flat to the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Tiburón Coral hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Harry gets the shoulder up.

MURPHY
Two count. Harry Balkin is tougher than people give him credit for.
pain GRILLÉ
Of course 'e is. 'e is a Balkin.

Tiburón Coral pulls Harry up and attempts a tornado DDT, grabbing the ropes to spin. Harry plants his feet and shoves him off, sending Tiburón Coral skidding across the canvas. Tiburón Coral rolls through and comes back immediately with a springboard inverted cutter off the second rope.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd reacts with a sharp burst of noise.

MURPHY
Springboard inverted cutter! Out of nowhere! That is Tiburón Coral's offense in a nutshell -- he finds angles that should not exist and he hits them at full speed.

Tiburón Coral covers.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Two and nine tenths! Harry Balkin barely survives that one!
pain GRILLÉ
'e is fine. 'e is completely fine.

At ringside, BookFace has his tablet up, filming everything, the fake viewer count now reading 8.1 MILLION. Amber Rizzoli stands with her arms folded, watching the ring. El Kraken stands at the opposite corner, completely still, his rusted chain harness catching the arena light. He has not moved since the bell rang.

BookFace lowers the tablet slightly and looks at El Kraken. He raises it again and angles it toward the massive masked man. He zooms in. He starts typing on the screen with one thumb.

MURPHY
BookFace appears to be filming El Kraken now. I do not think that is a good idea.
pain GRILLÉ
BookFace is a content creator, Morton. Everything is content.

On the screen of BookFace's tablet, visible to the hard camera, a caption appears over El Kraken's image: "LOCAL CRYPTID SPOTTED AT RINGSIDE. CLICK TO SUBSCRIBE."

El Kraken's head turns.

Slowly.

He looks at the tablet. He looks at the caption. He looks at BookFace.

BookFace takes one step back.

El Kraken takes one step forward.

MURPHY
Oh. Oh, BookFace has made a very poor decision.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze content! Ze content requires sacrifice, Morton! Zis is ze price of engagement!

BookFace takes another step back, tablet still raised, still filming. He is smiling behind the mask. He is performing for his own stream. He holds the tablet up toward El Kraken and takes a step closer again, framing the shot.

El Kraken reaches out and puts one enormous hand over the tablet lens.

BookFace looks at the hand. He looks up at El Kraken. The smile disappears.

He swings the tablet.

It connects across the side of El Kraken's head with a crack that the ringside microphones absolutely catch.

SFX: "CRACK!"

El Kraken does not move.

He does not flinch. He does not blink. He does not shift his weight by a single millimetre. He simply stands there, three hundred and eleven pounds of absolute stillness, with the mark of the tablet frame already fading on the side of his mask.

He looks at BookFace.

BookFace looks at him.

Fans: "OHHH!"
MURPHY
BookFace just hit El Kraken with that tablet and El Kraken felt absolutely nothing. Nothing. That man is made of something that is not available to the rest of us.
pain GRILLÉ
Run, BookFace. RUN.

BookFace runs.

El Kraken follows.

Not fast. Not panicked. With the same slow, monstrous, inevitable stride he uses for everything. But he follows, and BookFace is already through the curtain at full sprint, the tablet abandoned on the floor at ringside, and El Kraken disappears through the curtain after him like a tide going out.

The crowd reacts with a huge pop.

MURPHY
El Kraken is gone. BookFace drew El Kraken to the back and now Tiburón Coral is out here alone.
pain GRILLÉ
And 'arry still 'as Amber. Ze numbers still favour Media Trial, Morton.

In the ring, Tiburón Coral has Harry Balkin backed into the corner and is driving a series of rapid kicks to the midsection, each one folding Harry further over the middle rope. He grabs Harry's arm, whips him across the ring, and on the return drops him with a high angle full nelson suplex, bridging.

SFX: "BOOM!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Harry rolls the shoulder.

MURPHY
High angle full nelson suplex from Tiburón Coral and Harry Balkin Junior barely kicks out at two.

Tiburón Coral goes to the floor and slides a table into the ring. The crowd rises. He sets it up in the center of the ring, running the legs out until it locks. He turns back to Harry, who is getting to his feet. He charges.

Harry sidesteps him and drives a chop block into the back of Tiburón Coral's knee. Tiburón Coral's leg buckles. Harry grabs him from behind, hooks a full nelson, and drives him back with a release full nelson suplex that drops the back of Tiburón Coral's neck across the edge of the table.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The table does not break but the edge catches the back of Tiburón Coral's neck and he crumples to the mat, both hands going to his head.

Fans: "OHHH!"
MURPHY
The back of the neck across that table edge! That is a brutal shot from Harry Balkin Junior!
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is called adaptability, Morton! 'e did not need to put 'im through ze table! Ze edge of ze table is worse!

Harry drops into the cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Tiburón Coral kicks out at two and a half. But his neck is hurting and Harry Balkin knows it.

Harry gets up and immediately goes back to that neck. He locks a camel clutch in the center of the ring, sitting on Tiburón Coral's back, both hands hooked under the chin, wrenching the head back. Tiburón Coral's hands claw at Harry's wrists.

MURPHY
Camel clutch! Harry Balkin torquing that neck and this is the same neck that just bounced off the table edge!
pain GRILLÉ
'e found ze injury. Zis is what a smart wrestler does, Morton. You do not 'it a man everywhere. You find ze one place and you 'it it until it is gone.

Tiburón Coral powers to his knees, then one foot, then both feet, standing up with Harry on his back. He drives backward into the corner, slamming Harry into the turnbuckle. Harry releases. Tiburón Coral staggers forward and Harry comes out of the corner and drives a running knee strike into the back of Tiburón Coral's neck.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Tiburón Coral goes down hard, face first.

MURPHY
Running knee to the back of the neck! Harry Balkin is absolutely targeting that injury now.

Harry looks at Amber Rizzoli at ringside. Something passes between them. A look. Harry gives a short, sharp nod toward Danny Vance.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin just looked at Amber Rizzoli and nodded toward the referee. I do not like what that means.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not know what you are implying, Morton.
MURPHY
I am implying that Harry Balkin Junior just gave Amber Rizzoli an instruction.

Amber unfolds her arms. She looks at her phone. She looks at Danny Vance. She looks at Harry. She walks to the far side of the ring and climbs onto the apron.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Danny. Danny, I need to talk to you. Danny, I am out here and I have a concern.

Danny Vance turns toward her with the flat expression of a man who has an extensive backlog of concerns he has not yet processed.

DANNY VANCE

Get off my apron, Ms. Rizzoli. Right now.

AMBER RIZZOLI

I just need one second. I just need to show you something on my phone. It'll take one second.

DANNY VANCE

I do not want to see anything on your phone.

AMBER RIZZOLI

It is very important, Danny, it is literally --

Danny Vance moves toward her. His back is to Harry Balkin.

Harry Balkin reaches down and grabs the coral-orange and metallic-teal shark mask.

Both hands.

He pulls.

The arena goes completely still for one half second.

Then the mask comes free.

Tiburón Coral's hands go immediately to his face, both palms covering it, rolling away from Harry instinctively, his body reacting before his mind can. He scrambles on the canvas, disoriented, exposed, every trained instinct firing at once.

Fans: "OHHH!"

A cascade of boos rolls through The Bayou, loud and sustained and furious.

MURPHY
He took the mask. Harry Balkin Junior just unmasked Tiburón Coral. In a hardcore match. In front of this building. That is -- I don't care what the rulebook says tonight, there are things you do not do in professional wrestling and that is one of them.
pain GRILLÉ
I -- Morton, I --
MURPHY
Say it, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
...Zat is not right. Zat is not right. Even I -- even I cannot defend zat. You do not take ze mask. Zis is not -- non. Non.

Harry holds the mask up. He looks at it. He looks at the crowd booing him. He smiles, slow and cold, and holds the mask toward the hard camera.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Verified.

The boos intensify. At ringside, Amber Rizzoli has stopped arguing with Danny Vance. She is looking at the mask in Harry's hand. Her expression does something that is not in the Media Trial playbook. Something that looks like genuine discomfort.

Danny Vance turns back to the ring and sees Harry holding the mask. His jaw tightens.

DANNY VANCE

Where did that come from?

HARRY BALKIN JR

I found it on the canvas, Danny. It must have come loose. These things happen.

DANNY VANCE

Give it back.

HARRY BALKIN JR

As soon as the match is over.

DANNY VANCE

Balkin.

HARRY BALKIN JR

After. The. Match.

Danny Vance stares at him. In a hardcore match, there is nothing he can do about it. His jaw works once. He turns to check on Tiburón Coral, who is on his knees with both hands still covering his face, back to the hard camera, back to the crowd, back to everything.

Harry tosses the mask to Amber Rizzoli at ringside. She catches it. She looks at it in her hands. She does not hold it up. She does not smile for the camera.

Harry grabs Tiburón Coral by the back of the head and spins him around. Tiburón Coral keeps his hands over his face, fighting Harry's grip. Harry drives a bionic elbow into the side of Tiburón Coral's head.

SFX: "CRACK!"

He grabs him in a front facelock, positioning the head between his thighs. The Breaking Story. He is going to finish this right now.

And then the arena lights shift.

Not off. Not a full blackout. Just a single spotlight, hitting the stage at the top of the ramp.

Teddy Alexander steps through the curtain.

He is not in ring gear. He is in his street clothes, the black THRØNEBREACH DISASTER shirt, the white athletic tape still on his forearms from the earlier part of the evening. The Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship is buckled around his neck.

He does not walk down the ramp. He stands at the top of it. He looks at Harry Balkin Junior in the ring. He looks at Amber Rizzoli at ringside. He looks at the shark mask in Amber's hands.

He does not say a word.

He does not need to.

MURPHY
Teddy Alexander. On that stage. He has seen what Harry Balkin just did and he is not here to do anything. He is just here to be seen.
pain GRILLÉ
Why is 'e 'ere?! 'e is not in zis match! 'e 'as no business on zat stage!
MURPHY
He has every business on that stage. He watched Harry Balkin Junior take a man's mask off his face. Teddy Alexander understands what a symbol means. He buckles his championship around his neck every week. He knows exactly what Harry just did.

In the ring, Harry has frozen. He is still in the Breaking Story position with Tiburón Coral between his legs, but he is looking at the stage. His grip has slackened. His eyes are locked on Teddy Alexander at the top of the ramp.

At ringside, Amber Rizzoli is looking at the stage too.

She is looking at Teddy Alexander.

She is looking at the mask in her own hands.

She looks at the mask for a long moment. She looks at Harry in the ring. She looks at Teddy on the stage.

Her jaw tightens. She looks down at the mask. She sets it very carefully on the ring apron. She steps back.

Harry sees it.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Amber.

She does not look at him.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Amber.

She takes another step back. Her arms fold. She is not looking at the ring. She is not looking at the stage. She is looking at nothing in particular and she is very deliberately not helping.

Harry's grip slackens completely.

Tiburón Coral feels it.

He drives both hands up, breaking the front facelock. He grabs Harry's wrist, spins under the arm, and rolls him up from behind in a tight schoolboy pin, hooking both legs, sitting down on Harry's shoulders with all one hundred and ninety-eight pounds of him.

Danny Vance slides in.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING DING DING!"

The Bayou erupts.

MURPHY
TIBURÓN CORAL WINS! SCHOOLBOY PIN! Harry Balkin Junior was distracted by Teddy Alexander and Amber Rizzoli stepped back and Tiburón Coral rolled him up! Tiburón Coral advances in the August Monday Memorial Tournament!
pain GRILLÉ
NON! NON NON NON! 'arry 'ad 'im! 'e 'ad 'im and Amber -- Morton, Amber did not -- she stepped BACK --
MURPHY
She stepped back. She had the mask in her hands, she looked at Teddy Alexander, and she stepped back. And Harry Balkin Junior was watching all of it instead of watching Tiburón Coral.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is a betrayal! Zis is a verified betrayal! I cannot -- I am going to need a moment!

Tiburón Coral rolls out of the pin and scrambles to the apron. He reaches for his mask, the coral-orange and metallic-teal sitting where Amber left it. He pulls it back over his face, smoothing the edges down, his hands moving with practiced speed. He adjusts it. He straightens it.

He stands up on the apron and turns to face the ring.

Harry Balkin Junior is on his knees in the center of the canvas, staring at the mat. He heard the three count. He is still processing it. He looks up. He looks at Amber Rizzoli. Amber is standing at ringside, arms still folded, phone in her hand but not raised. She meets his gaze for one second.

Then she looks away.

Harry looks at the stage. Teddy Alexander is still there. He has not moved. He looks at Harry with the same flat, patient expression he reserves for things he has already decided how to feel about. He reaches up, taps the faceplate of the tag title buckled around his neck once, slowly, and turns and walks back through the curtain.

Harry watches him go.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Here is your winner, advancing in the August Monday Memorial Tournament -- TIBURÓN CORAL!

At ringside, a member of the ring crew brings Tiburón Coral his pirate coat. He drapes it across his shoulders without a word and walks up the ramp. He does not celebrate. He does not look back. He moves with the same predatory ease he arrived with, the coral and teal mask perfectly restored, the coat catching the arena light.

In the ring, Harry Balkin Junior gets to his feet. He stands alone. The chair is still in the corner. The table is still set up in the center of the ring, untouched. The mask is gone. His hands hang at his sides.

He looks at Amber.

Amber looks at the floor.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin Junior just lost his tournament match. He is out of the August Monday Memorial Tournament. And the reason he lost is standing five feet away from him at ringside and will not make eye contact with him.
pain GRILLÉ
I have no words. I 'ave used all my words. I am empty.
MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli stepped back tonight. Whatever is happening inside the Media Trial, whatever she has been processing since Sorry You're Not a Winner, it showed itself in the most consequential moment of Harry Balkin's tournament run. And now he is out.

Harry Balkin Jr. flips the table in anger before leaning over the ropes pointing an accusing finger at Teddy Alexander.

The camera cuts to the Kaiju who shakes his head at Balkin in the ring before patting the title belt on his shoulder.

Bad Juju goes off the air.

ResultTiburón Coralvia pinfall — The Jaws of Veracruz (springboard 450 splash)