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Bad Juju

Episode 3

Friday, May 15, 2026

Match Card


Show Intro

Previously on Bad Juju...

The Bad Juju theme, "Find Out the Hard Way" by Enter Shikari, crashes in hard. The tron lights up with rapid-fire cuts from the previous episode.

Kid Koala launching off the second rope and driving Munchy Man's face into the canvas with the running leg drop bulldog. Munchy Man bouncing off the mat. The crowd losing their mind.

April Monday standing center ring, microphone in hand, a gleaming title belt catching the arena lights as she presents the Swamp Water Energy Championship to Charlie Williams. Williams holding it overhead. Flash photography popping across the building.

Munchy Man hauling Drop Bear off the mat and wrenching him over with a gut wrench suplex. Drop Bear crashing down hard. The mat shaking with the impact.

Ike Gritsenko hoisting Vox Null clean off his feet and planting him with a vertical suplex on the arena floor. Vox Null flat on the concrete.

R.V. Sovereign and Black Panda in a corridor backstage. Neither man blinking. Neither man backing down. The space between them charged like a live wire.

El Kraken scooping Barry Brick up from the floor and detonating him with a gutwrench powerbomb. Brick folding on contact. The camera shaking from the thud.

Kid Koala on the top rope. The Koala Killa Krusha. The Bullseye Kid planted. The referee's hand hitting the mat three times.

Gruff Veracity close to the camera. Still. Eyes dead level with the lens. Not blinking. Not performing. Just staring. The silence around him more threatening than anything he could have said.

Then the footage cuts darker.

A parking structure. Fluorescent light flickering. Ike Gritsenko swinging a lead pipe in a short, violent arc. The sickening crack of it connecting with Vox Null's skull. Vox Null dropping.

Los Depredadores del Mar assembling over Barry Brick. El Kraken snatching Brick up and detonating the Tidal Wave Bomb. Tiburon Coral already airborne from the top rope, the Jaws of Veracruz connecting flush as Brick hits the mat. The double impact so severe it hardly looks real.

Then the final image holds.

A close-up on Vox Null. Two security guards holding him upright in the corridor. His forehead split open, a dark streak of blood cutting down the side of his face. His eyes not closed. Not flinching. Looking at something just past the camera. Somewhere far off. The iPhone in his hand face-down on the concrete. No sound clip. No text-to-speech. Just his face and what the blood on it says.

The Bad Juju logo detonates across the screen.

Pyrotechnics fire across the stage. A full fireworks blast from the rig above the entrance, smoke and light and heat rolling out across the Bayou. The crowd erupts.

SFX: "BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!"

The camera sweeps from the stage out across the arena. Every seat filled. Signs everywhere. The Bayou is alive and loud.

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pain GRILLÉ
Show Intro

Welcome to Bad Juju #3!

Morton Murphy

pain GRILLÉ

The crowd is already loud. A full house for a Friday night in Baton Rouge. The camera sweeps the floor, the balcony, the hand-painted signs. The commentary desk is close to the entrance ramp. Morton Murphy straightens his jacket. pain GRILLE adjusts his toast-brown leather luchador mask and folds his hands on the table.

MURPHY
Good evening and welcome to Bad Juju, broadcasting live from The Bayou in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I am Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and folks, this is episode three. We are three weeks into this thing and I will tell you plainly, we have not had a dull moment yet. Tonight that tradition continues.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is correct. Zree episodes. Zree episodes and already zis promotion has demonstrated someth'ng. Not everything I would prefer, but someth'ng. I am pain GRILLE. Formerly of Les Baguettes Sauvages. I am 'ere. You are welcome.
MURPHY
Before we get into tonight's card I want to make sure everyone at home is caught up, because what happened at the end of last week's show is going to have consequences that reach deep into everything you see tonight. Vox Null was leaving this building. Show was over. Cameras caught it. Ike Gritstenko and goldFish, the Second-Wind Syndicate, were waiting for him in the parking garage. They put him down. They put him down hard and they left him bleeding on the floor of that garage.
pain GRILLÉ
And before you say anyth'ng, Murphy, let me say zis. Ike Gritstenko is a man who understands timing. Zat is not ambush. Zat is preparation. Zee 'eavyweight champion walks around 'ere like 'e owns every room 'e enters, non? Maybe now 'e understands zat rooms 'ave corners.
MURPHY
It was a sucker attack on a man who was heading home for the night. Call it what it is.
pain GRILLÉ
I call it strategy. You call it whatever makes you feel better about your chosen people losing.
MURPHY
The Second-Wind Syndicate is in tonight's tag title tournament. Round one. They face Media Trial. And here is the thing, here is what I want people to understand before that match starts. Ike Gritstenko spent all of last week wondering when Vox Null is coming and my gut instincts tell me he's coming for Ike tonight!
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is called awareness, Murphy. 'E is aware of 'is environment. Zis is a virtue.
MURPHY
We also have two men making their debuts tonight. Elvis Hunt and Gruff Veracity will square off, and I will say this much, both of these men were brought in because they have something to prove. I don't know what Gruff Veracity's agenda is yet, but I know Elvis Hunt has been very clear about at least one of his interests and it is not entirely professional.
pain GRILLÉ
'E is a man of taste. Zis I respect.
MURPHY
I am going to leave that one alone for now. What I will not leave alone is the women's division, which makes its debut on this show tonight with a triple threat match. Daisy Mae Dupris, Carmen Cruz, Amber Rizzoli. Three women who have been waiting for this moment. No championship yet. But this match tonight? This is how it starts getting built.
pain GRILLÉ
If zere is no championship, zen what are we watching exactly.
MURPHY
We are watching three competitors establish what this division is going to be. Which is exactly how you build something worth watching.
pain GRILLÉ
Or we are watching three people work very 'ard for absolutely noth'ng. I am not saying I am right. I am saying I am right.
MURPHY
And then there is the main event situation, which has more threads in it than I have room to pull tonight. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER and The Blood Oath. Charlie Williams won the Swamp Water Energy Championship and Harry Balkin has been very loud about what he thinks of that. Very loud. But layered on top of all of that is RV Sovereign, who has spent the last two weeks telling Adam Monday that the only reason he has a career in this building is because his mother owns it.
pain GRILLÉ
RV Sovereign is not wrong. I want to be clear about zat. I want to be on record.
MURPHY
Black Panda asked for a match last week. RV declined it.
pain GRILLÉ
A man who declines a match on 'is own terms is a man with a plan. Zat is not cowardice. Zat is chess.
MURPHY
We will see what kind of chess it is tonight. Folks, speaking of tonight, our presenting sponsor is Swamp Water Energy. Swamp Water Energy, made right here in Louisiana, the only energy drink that tastes like it knows what kind of night you are about to have. Keep it cold, keep it close.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not drink energy drinks. I 'ave natural energy. I am 'ungry all zee time and I am angry most of it. Zis is sufficient.
MURPHY
Four matches. Debuts. A tournament bout with a powder keg underneath it. The first shot fired in a women's division that has been waiting to be heard. And a main event that has too many reasons to explode and not enough room to contain them all. Bad Juju. Episode three. We are just getting started.

The camera pulls wide on the arena. The crowd is up. A sign near the hard camera reads GRIFF VERICITY GO HOME. The spelling is wrong. The energy is right.

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Tag Team Match
BookFace
Harry Balkin Jr.
VS
goldFISH
"The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko

Media Trial

BookFace & Harry Balkin Jr.

Second-Wind Syndicate

goldFISH & "The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko

The house lights are up. The Bayou is loud, the crowd fresh and restless, drinks in hand and ready for a fight. A tournament bracket graphic hangs on the titantron, two slots on the left side still empty, waiting to be filled tonight.

MURPHY
Welcome back to Bad Juju, folks, coming to you live from the Bayou right here in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I am Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and we are LIVE in the middle of the Spinebuster PRO tag team tournament. Last week, Los Depredadores del Mar punched their ticket. The Marsupials of Mayhem punched their ticket. Tonight we find out who joins them.
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, I need you to be honest with yourself for one moment. The Second-Wind Syndicate and Media Trial are competing for a shot at the tag team championships. This is essentially a formality. Media Trial controls the narrative. They control the broadcast. They control everything. The Second-Wind Syndicate will be eliminated tonight and we will all be better for it.
MURPHY
You don't think goldFISH and Ike Gritsenko have anything to offer?
pain GRILLÉ
goldFISH has the attention span of, well, I don't need to finish that sentence. And Gritsenko is preoccupied with statistics that don't exist. This is not a competitive contest, Morton. This is content creation.
MURPHY
Also before we call this one, I have to mention something that came up earlier today. Harry Balkin Jr. was asked on the record about the Swamp Water Energy Championship, about Charlie Williams, and about how that belt was awarded. And Balkin had things to say.
pain GRILLÉ
He had verified facts, Morton. There is a difference.
MURPHY
He stated, quote, that Charlie Williams was "gifted" that championship opportunity, that he didn't earn it, and that anyone handing a title belt to somebody who didn't go through the proper channels is poisoning the integrity of the product. Now whether you agree with him or not, that's out there, and Charlie Williams heard it.
pain GRILLÉ
Everything Balkin says is on record. Everything. He is a professional.
"PEPPER" PETE PEPPINS

The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a FIRST ROUND contest in the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament!

The Bayou buzzes. A bubbly electronic pop hits the speakers, soft synthesizer arpeggios layered over the sound of rushing water, little blips and bubbles underneath it all like someone dropped a microphone into a fish tank. The crowd's mood shifts immediately, a kind of bemused warmth spreading through the building.

MURPHY
Here we go, first team out, and the crowd always has a reaction ready for these two.

goldFISH steps out from behind the curtain, arms wide, palms forward, doing slow sweeping motions with both arms like they're pushing through deep water. They reach the top of the ramp, take their first step down toward the ring, and immediately the right foot slides out from under them. goldFISH goes down hard on one knee, catches themselves on both hands, pauses, and then simply stands back up and continues swimming down the ramp as if nothing happened.

SFX: "THWACK!"
Fans: "OHHHH!"

Then laughter. Then applause. goldFISH takes a bow.

pain GRILLÉ
Every single time.
MURPHY
Every. Single. Time.
pain GRILLÉ
Physics does not care about your gimmick.
"PEPPER" PETE PEPPINS

Making their way to the ring, from Aquarium City, representing the Second-Wind Syndicate, GOLDFISH!

goldFISH completes the swimming motions down the remainder of the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, and immediately pops to their feet, pointing to the crowd on both sides. The crowd claps along with the bubbly beat.

The music shifts. The electronic pop fades and something much louder and more bombastic takes its place, a triumphant brass-heavy sports anthem that sounds like it was composed specifically for a highlight reel of things that have never actually happened. The crowd reacts with a mix of laughter and boos as "The Winningest" Ike Gritsenko steps out from behind the curtain.

Gritsenko is already pointing at himself before he's fully visible. He holds a clipboard high in his left hand and jabs his right thumb into his chest repeatedly. He's nodding as if confirming something the crowd just said. He mouths words to himself, presumably whatever statistics are written on that clipboard.

"PEPPER" PETE PEPPINS

And their partner, from Stat City, representing the Second-Wind Syndicate, "THE WINNINGEST" IKE GRITSENKO!

MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko, who according to his own records has never lost a match in his life, which is either inspiring or statistically impossible.
pain GRILLÉ
I checked the numbers, Morton. His numbers check out.
MURPHY
You did not check the numbers.
pain GRILLÉ
I am choosing to believe them, which is essentially the same thing.

Gritsenko reaches the ring, holds up the clipboard to the crowd one more time so they can see it, then rolls under the bottom rope. He walks to the center of the ring and stands alongside goldFISH. goldFISH gives him a thumbs up. Gritsenko points at himself again.

The bubbly water music fades. The triumphant anthem fades. The Bayou waits.

Then the lights in the arena do something specific. The warm amber stage wash cuts entirely and is replaced by a harsh, cold white and blue that turns the ring into something resembling a television studio floor. The quality of the light feels institutional. Corporate. Uncomfortable.

The frantic drumbeat of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan cracks through the PA system and the crowd erupts in immediate, full-throated heat. Boos roll in thick waves from all sides of the building.

Harry Balkin Jr. walks out onto the stage in tailored gear printed with newspaper front pages and digital feed thumbnails, a blazer over the top. He holds a microphone the way a correspondent holds one in the field, not at his mouth, just at his side, casual. Beside him, BookFace stares down at a tablet already held out in front of them, the screen casting pale light upward onto a leather mask that has absolutely no business being here but is here nonetheless.

"PEPPER" PETE PEPPINS

And their opponents, first, from The Algorithm, representing Media Trial, BOOKFACE!

BookFace does not look up from the tablet.

"PEPPER" PETE PEPPINS

And his partner, from Bisbee, North Dakota, representing Media Trial, he is "THE NEWSROOM," HARRY BALKIN JR.!

MURPHY
And there they are. Media Trial. Harry Balkin Jr. and BookFace, who have been the most vocal team in this entire tournament bracket, and I use the word vocal in the loosest possible sense where BookFace is concerned.
pain GRILLÉ
BookFace is an innovator, Morton. He is streaming this entrance right now. His numbers are fantastic.
MURPHY
His numbers are whatever he types into that tablet.
pain GRILLÉ
That is called content creation. Look it up.

Harry Balkin Jr. walks down the ramp at a brisk, efficient clip. He does not acknowledge the fans booing him. He holds the microphone up to his mouth briefly as he reaches the bottom of the ramp.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

For the record, and this will be noted in the broadcast archive, the Second-Wind Syndicate's combined winning percentage in this building is zero point zero. That is a verified fact.

He drops the microphone to his side and rolls into the ring. BookFace follows, still looking at the tablet, stepping through the ropes without ever looking up once.

Marcus Vance stands in the corner of the ring, arms folded, surveying both teams with the quiet contempt of a man who has seen too much and is tired of most of it. He looks at Gritsenko's clipboard. He looks at BookFace's tablet. He does not look impressed by either.

Both teams go to their respective corners. goldFISH and Ike Gritsenko confer briefly. Gritsenko makes a show of marking something on his clipboard. Harry Balkin Jr. removes his blazer and hands it through the ropes to BookFace, who tucks the tablet under one arm to accept it. Balkin adjusts his wrist tape and turns to face the ring.

Marcus Vance calls both teams to the center. He looks at Gritsenko.

MARCUS VANCE

I ain't counting no statistic as a tag. You touch that clipboard in my ring, I'm throwing it out. We clear?

Gritsenko opens his mouth, thinks about it, and nods reluctantly.

Marcus Vance looks at BookFace.

MARCUS VANCE

That tablet better stay on that apron. You flash that thing in my face, I will break it over your head my own self.

BookFace looks up from the tablet for the first time since he walked out of the curtain. He looks at Marcus Vance. He looks back at the tablet. He tucks it under his arm.

MARCUS VANCE

Good. Let's get this done.

Both teams return to their corners. goldFISH starts for the Second-Wind Syndicate. Harry Balkin Jr. stays in for Media Trial. Marcus Vance steps to the center of the ring, looks at both wrestlers, and calls for the bell.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"
MURPHY
And we are underway, first round of the tag team tournament, Media Trial versus the Second-Wind Syndicate!

goldFISH and Harry Balkin Jr. circle each other. goldFISH is bouncing lightly on the balls of their feet, loose and quick. Balkin is measured, deliberate, moving at his own pace with his hands at his sides the way a man moves when he's already decided this is beneath him.

They tie up, collar-and-elbow in the middle of the ring. Balkin immediately uses his size advantage to steer goldFISH back toward a neutral corner, pressing them against the turnbuckles. Marcus Vance slides in.

MARCUS VANCE

Get 'em out.

Balkin holds it a beat too long, his face inches from goldFISH's, then takes a measured step back, hands out to the side, giving the referee exactly what he asked for but not one moment sooner.

MURPHY
Balkin controlling the pace early, using that physical edge in the collar-and-elbow.

goldFISH comes out of the corner and they tie up again. This time goldFISH ducks under the lockup attempt, goes behind Balkin, arm drag attempt, but Balkin steps through and spins, firing a short-arm elbow that catches goldFISH across the collarbone on the way by.

SFX: "CRACK!"

goldFISH stumbles back into the ropes. Balkin is already tracking them, moving forward with that efficient newsman stride, and he grabs goldFISH by the wrist, hard Irish whip into the far ropes. goldFISH comes back and Balkin drops low, looking for a back body drop, but goldFISH adjusts mid-run, hops over Balkin's back, rolls through on the landing, springs back to their feet, and on Balkin's spin-around goldFISH lands a bubble dropkick square into Balkin's chest.

SFX: "THWACK!"
MURPHY
Bubble dropkick from goldFISH! That connected clean!

Balkin goes down to one knee, chest stinging, and goldFISH is already moving, going for an early roll-up, grabbing both legs and dropping Balkin back.

Marcus Vance hits the mat.

ONE...
TWO...

Balkin kicks out hard, shoving goldFISH off with both legs and getting back to his feet. He brushes his gear off and straightens up, cold and composed, but his jaw is tight.

pain GRILLÉ
That was a very fast count, Marcus. That count was fast. Two was almost three, that is unacceptable.
MURPHY
That count looked fine to me. Marcus Vance is the official here.
pain GRILLÉ
I am filing a formal protest.
MURPHY
With who?
pain GRILLÉ
With myself. I will handle it internally.

Balkin moves to his corner and slaps the hand of BookFace, tagging out. BookFace sets the tablet down on the apron, steps through the ropes, and cracks the knuckles on both hands.

goldFISH watches BookFace with genuine curiosity, tilting their head slightly.

MURPHY
BookFace in now for Media Trial, and this is where things can get a little unpredictable.
pain GRILLÉ
Unpredictable is one word. Algorithmic precision is another. I prefer the second.

BookFace and goldFISH tie up. BookFace works a side headlock immediately, wrenching down on the neck, walking goldFISH into open canvas. goldFISH works their hands up, trying to find a gap in the grip, and eventually shoves BookFace into the ropes. BookFace comes back and goldFISH goes for the arm drag, smooth execution, and BookFace hits the mat but bounces right back up.

They reset. goldFISH fires a spinning forearm that catches BookFace on the shoulder. BookFace answers with a comment section chop across the chest.

SFX: "CRACK!"

goldFISH's chest reddens. They grab it with both hands, wince, and then look up at BookFace with an expression that suggests the pain is already fading from memory. goldFISH fires a spinning forearm back. BookFace answers with another comment section chop.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd starts to react to this, the back-and-forth of it, watching to see who blinks first.

MURPHY
goldFISH and BookFace trading here, and goldFISH seems to be shaking it off almost as fast as it's arriving.
pain GRILLÉ
That is not a compliment, Morton. That is a medical concern.

goldFISH throws another forearm. BookFace catches the arm on the follow-through, pivots behind goldFISH, snap suplex, lifting goldFISH up and dropping them across the mat in one clean motion.

SFX: "BOOM!"

BookFace stays on top for a quick cover.

Marcus Vance drops to the mat.

ONE...
TWO...

goldFISH kicks out. BookFace gets back to his feet and applies a front facelock, grinding it in, keeping goldFISH down. goldFISH pushes up slowly, then all the way to their feet with BookFace's weight dragging on the neck, and manages to back BookFace into the Second-Wind Syndicate corner. goldFISH reaches back and Gritsenko slaps their hand.

Fans: "LET'S GO GOLDFISH!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Tag to Gritsenko! Ike Gritsenko coming in!

Gritsenko steps through the ropes and immediately the energy in the building changes. He is a much larger presence than goldFISH, and BookFace, still in the front facelock, lets go immediately and takes two quick steps backward. Gritsenko raises both arms, pointing at himself, nodding, consulting nobody in particular.

MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko in the ring now and BookFace wants no part of him in a direct power matchup.
pain GRILLÉ
BookFace is smart, Morton. Smart wrestlers know when to reassess.

BookFace retreats to his corner and tags in Balkin, fast, pressing his hand against Balkin's outstretched palm hard enough that it echoes.

Balkin steps through the ropes and he and Gritsenko stand face to face in the middle of the ring. Gritsenko is pointing at the clipboard hanging on the second rope in his corner. Balkin looks at the clipboard, looks at Gritsenko, and says something to him that the camera doesn't catch but that makes Gritsenko's expression go flat and mean.

They tie up. Gritsenko, the larger man by a meaningful margin, drives Balkin straight back across the ring and into the corner, pressing him against the turnbuckles. It is brute force, no technique, just weight and drive. Marcus Vance marches over.

MARCUS VANCE

Out. Get him out, Gritsenko.

Gritsenko steps back but he's grinning. Balkin straightens his gear, rolls his neck, and comes back to the tie-up. This time Balkin goes low, changing the angle, dipping under Gritsenko's grab attempt, getting around to Gritsenko's side, and hitting a quick Russian leg sweep, dropping Gritsenko to the mat.

MURPHY
Technique from Balkin. He couldn't match Gritsenko power-for-power so he went underneath.

Gritsenko is up immediately. He does not look happy about it. He charges at Balkin and Balkin sidesteps, grabbing Gritsenko's wrist on the way by, yanking him into the ropes, and then driving a chop block into the back of Gritsenko's lead knee as he bounces back.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Gritsenko's knee buckles and he goes down hard. Balkin grabs the leg before Gritsenko can roll away, twisting the ankle, kneeling on the hamstring to keep Gritsenko pinned to the mat.

MURPHY
Balkin targeting that knee early. He has scouted this. You do not overpower Gritsenko head-on, you take away his vertical base.
pain GRILLÉ
Of course he has scouted this. This is journalism. This is research.
MURPHY
It's wrestling strategy.
pain GRILLÉ
Same thing.

Balkin stands and drops an elbow across the knee, then drags Gritsenko by the leg toward the Media Trial corner and tags in BookFace. Balkin holds Gritsenko's leg extended while BookFace comes in and stomps down on the knee twice.

SFX: "THWACK! THWACK!"

Gritsenko grunts and tries to sit up. BookFace puts a boot across his chest and pushes him back down. Gritsenko swats the boot away and powers to his feet, limping slightly on that right knee. BookFace goes for a running knee lift as Gritsenko rises, but Gritsenko's instinct is to move and he does, letting BookFace go by, then catching him from behind with a waistlock and throwing a suplex that dumps BookFace onto the back of his neck.

SFX: "BOOM!"

The crowd pops.

MURPHY
Power suplex from Gritsenko and the crowd reacts! That knee may have slowed him down but it did not stop him!

Gritsenko gets to his feet, favoring the right leg, and looks at his corner. goldFISH has their hand stretched over the top rope. Gritsenko walks across the ring, each step on the right leg a half-beat slower than the left, and makes the tag.

goldFISH vaults over the top rope, full of energy, and hits BookFace with a springboard crossbody as BookFace is trying to get up from the suplex.

SFX: "CRASH!"

Both wrestlers go down and goldFISH scrambles up first, going for the cover.

Marcus Vance gets to the mat.

ONE...
TWO...

BookFace kicks out and rolls away. goldFISH tracks him to the ropes, arm drag, sending BookFace across the ring. BookFace comes back and goldFISH times it perfectly, tilt-a-whirl headscissors, spinning BookFace over and down to the mat.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
goldFISH is absolutely flying right now! Tilt-a-whirl headscissors! The crowd is into it!
pain GRILLÉ
It won't last. The attention span issue is documented.

goldFISH grabs BookFace by the mask, looking to bring him to the corner for a tag, but BookFace grabs the wrist, twists, and plants goldFISH with a snap DDT out of nowhere.

SFX: "THUD!"

The Bayou groans. goldFISH's face hits the canvas hard and they go flat.

MURPHY
Snap DDT out of nowhere by BookFace! That stopped goldFISH cold!

BookFace gets up slowly, shaking out his neck from the tilt-a-whirl, and drags goldFISH toward the Media Trial corner by the ankle. He tags in Balkin without breaking stride.

Balkin comes in, assesses goldFISH's position on the mat, and immediately goes to work on the neck. He drops a knee across the back of goldFISH's head, then hooks both arms, peeling goldFISH up from the mat into a facedown position and locking in the camel clutch.

MURPHY
Camel clutch from Harry Balkin Jr.! That knee was already working on goldFISH's neck and now he's got the back too!

Balkin wrenches back, looking at the hard camera over goldFISH's bowed head.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

This is your segment two update. goldFISH is declining.

He pulls back harder. Marcus Vance crouches down in front of goldFISH, checking.

MARCUS VANCE

You givin' it up?

goldFISH shakes their head. Then they push their palms flat on the mat and begin to power up, slowly, muscles shaking with the effort of pushing against Balkin's weight from a disadvantaged position. They get a knee under them. Then both knees. Then one foot. Then both feet. Balkin's grip is still locked but goldFISH is standing now, Balkin on their back, and goldFISH takes three quick steps toward the corner and throws themselves back into the turnbuckles.

SFX: "CLANG!"

Balkin's back takes the post and his grip breaks. goldFISH drops forward. The crowd pops.

MURPHY
goldFISH fights out! Corner counter to break the camel clutch!

goldFISH turns around in the corner, Balkin staggered in front of them, and fires a snapmare that sends Balkin across the mat. goldFISH bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running splash, landing across Balkin's chest.

SFX: "BOOM!"

Cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Balkin rolls the shoulder up. goldFISH pops up and makes the tag to Gritsenko, who comes in still favoring that right knee.

MURPHY
Gritsenko back in, and that knee is visibly bothering him. Every time he puts weight on it, you can see the hesitation.
pain GRILLÉ
He should have just not gotten his knee attacked. That is my advice.
MURPHY
That is not useful advice, pain.

Gritsenko charges at Balkin, who is getting to his feet, and hits the victory lap clothesline, running all the way across the ring and catching Balkin under the chin.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Balkin spins and hits the mat. Gritsenko goes for the cover, but before he makes contact with the mat he stops and instead stands up, raising both arms and looking around at the crowd, pointing at himself.

The crowd boos. Loudly.

MURPHY
Don't do it. Don't do it, Gritsenko. Just make the cover.

Gritsenko looks at his clipboard on the ropes. He makes a motion like he's writing something. Balkin, on the mat, is already stirring.

pain GRILLÉ
He is noting the statistical significance of this victory lap. This is routine.
MURPHY
He is wasting the pin, is what he is doing!

By the time Gritsenko turns back around and drops for the cover, Balkin has kicked his legs out from under him and scrambled away, rolling under the bottom rope to the apron to catch his breath. Gritsenko slaps the mat in frustration. The crowd, despite being the Second-Wind Syndicate's base of support in this moment, reacts with the exasperated recognition of a man who keeps making the same mistake.

Fans: "YOU HAD HIM!" (scattered chanting)
MURPHY
And there it is. The celebration before the finish. It has cost him every single time and it has just cost him again.

Balkin, on the apron, reaches up and grabs the top rope, pulling himself back up. Gritsenko comes toward him and Balkin drives a shoulder into Gritsenko's midsection through the ropes, doubling him over, then steps through to the apron, gets up to the second rope, and hits a superplex, lifting Gritsenko up and over, both men crashing down from the second rope to the canvas in a heap.

SFX: "CRASH!"

The ring shakes with the impact. Both men are down.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Superplex from the second rope! Both men are down and Marcus Vance is starting the count!
MARCUS VANCE

One. Two. Three. Four...

Balkin rolls toward his corner and reaches out. BookFace extends his hand and Balkin makes the tag. BookFace comes in and Gritsenko is still on the mat, holding his lower back from the landing. BookFace measures him, comes off the ropes, and drives a running knee lift right into Gritsenko's ribs as he tries to sit up.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Gritsenko folds. BookFace grabs him by the head and pulls him up, working a front facelock and driving the algorithm knee strike into Gritsenko's temple.

SFX: "THWACK!"

Gritsenko stumbles and BookFace catches him in position, locks the neck, spins, and hits the buffering neckbreaker, dropping Gritsenko across his knee before letting him fall to the mat.

MURPHY
Buffering neckbreaker from BookFace! Gritsenko has taken a real beating in this last sequence and that damaged knee is limiting how fast he can get up.

BookFace goes for the cover, pressing both hands down on Gritsenko's shoulders.

ONE...
TWO...

Gritsenko powers out, bridging his hips off the mat to break the count. BookFace gets up and goes to his corner, tagging in Balkin again.

MURPHY
Media Trial working as a well-oiled unit here, keeping Gritsenko isolated in their half of the ring.
pain GRILLÉ
This is called tag team strategy, Morton. You don't have to sound surprised.

Balkin steps in and immediately pulls Gritsenko to standing by the arm, sends him into the corner hard with an Irish whip, and then charges in behind with a running face wash, raking his boot across Gritsenko's face as he slumps in the corner.

MARCUS VANCE

Get him out that corner, Balkin. Five count. One.

MARCUS VANCE

Two.

MARCUS VANCE

Three.

Balkin steps back, hands up, taking four steps away. Marcus Vance eyes him like a man who has long since stopped believing in gestures.

Gritsenko pushes off the turnbuckles and Balkin closes immediately with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, catching Gritsenko in his arms as he stumbles forward and dropping him across the extended knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd winces at the sound of it. Balkin dumps Gritsenko off the knee and looks at the hard camera.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Segment three. Still winning.

He steps over Gritsenko and looks toward the Second-Wind Syndicate corner, where goldFISH is leaning over the top rope, arm out, the crowd willing the tag to happen.

MURPHY
goldFISH needs in that ring, and Gritsenko needs to make that tag. He's been ground down over here for two, three minutes now.

Gritsenko starts to crawl. His right knee drags slightly, and he winces on each pull forward. Balkin walks alongside him, not chasing, just pacing. He lets Gritsenko get within about two feet of goldFISH's outstretched hand, and then hauls him back by the ankle.

The crowd boos.

Gritsenko, flat on the mat, kicks his free leg back and catches Balkin in the thigh. Balkin stumbles. Gritsenko scrambles forward.

Goldfish's hand reaches out.

The Bayou holds its breath.

Gritsenko tags in.

The crowd pops.

goldFISH launches off the second rope as Balkin turns around, springboard crossbody catching him in the chest, and both wrestlers hit the mat. goldFISH is up instantly, Balkin slower, and goldFISH fires the schooling strike combo, a rapid series of quick strikes to the chest, shoulder, and jaw that sends Balkin reeling toward the ropes.

SFX: "CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!"

goldFISH comes off the opposite ropes and hits a dropkick that sends Balkin through the ropes to the floor. BookFace rushes around the ring toward Balkin. goldFISH hits the near ropes, comes back, and rockets through the gap between the second and third rope with a suicide dive that takes BookFace completely off his feet, both of them crashing into the barricade.

SFX: "CRASH!"
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
SUICIDE DIVE! goldFISH just took BookFace out at the barricade and the Bayou has lost its mind!
pain GRILLÉ
Where is the referee? Where is the count? This is chaos, Morton. CHAOS. BookFace has done nothing to deserve this.
MURPHY
BookFace was coming around the ring to interfere, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
He was simply walking. This is a public area.

goldFISH peels themselves off the floor and looks around with a slightly dazed expression, like they've already forgotten why they're on the outside. Then they see Balkin on the floor and the memory returns. goldFISH grabs Balkin by the arm and rolls him back into the ring.

goldFISH climbs up to the top rope, steadies, and launches a running splash from the top, crashing down on Balkin's chest.

SFX: "BOOM!"

Cover. goldFISH hooks both legs.

Marcus Vance hits the mat.

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!

The crowd groans. goldFISH sits up with wide eyes. Balkin rolls to his side, coughing.

MURPHY
Two and nine-tenths right there! Balkin just barely gets out! This could have been over!
pain GRILLÉ
It was never close, Morton. Never close.
MURPHY
It was extremely close.

goldFISH is back on their feet. They grab Balkin's wrist, looking to set up the Gold Rush, the fast roll-up into the stunner. They spin Balkin in, goes for the roll-up, but Balkin plants his feet and grabs goldFISH by the back of the head on the way around, snapping them down face-first with a quick front facelock DDT.

SFX: "THUD!"
MURPHY
DDT counter! goldFISH tried for the Gold Rush and Balkin had the presence of mind to counter!

Both wrestlers are down. Balkin makes his way to the corner and slaps BookFace's hand. BookFace comes through the ropes. On the other side of the ring, goldFISH is pushing toward their corner, and Gritsenko, despite his knee, has his hand out. goldFISH makes the tag and Gritsenko hauls himself into the ring as BookFace comes toward him.

Gritsenko catches BookFace with a shoulder tackle that drops him flat.

SFX: "THWACK!"

BookFace gets up and Gritsenko hits the spinebuster, driving BookFace into the canvas with both hands, the ring shaking.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
SPINEBUSTER! The ring shook! Cover!

Gritsenko drops for the pin.

Marcus Vance hits the mat slowly.

ONE...
TWO...

TWO AND A HALF...

BookFace kicks out and Gritsenko gets to his feet, pulling BookFace up with him. He sets BookFace between his legs for the powerbomb, bends down, grabs the waist. BookFace is dead weight. Gritsenko strains, driving up from his legs, the right knee buckling slightly under the load but holding, and gets BookFace up and over for the powerbomb.

SFX: "BOOM!"

Gritsenko stands over BookFace, both arms raised, already pointing at himself. The crowd reacts with that specific noise they make when they know he's about to make the same mistake again.

MURPHY
Don't celebrate, Gritsenko. Gritsenko please just go for the cover right now.

Gritsenko walks to the corner and picks up his clipboard. He mimes writing something.

pain GRILLÉ
He is updating his win total. This is real-time data, Morton.
MURPHY
BookFace is already starting to move.

BookFace is rolling toward the ropes. Gritsenko turns around and storms back toward him, but BookFace uses the ropes to pull himself up and manages to land a desperation spinning elbow right into Gritsenko's jaw as he closes in.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Gritsenko doesn't go down but he staggers. BookFace tags Balkin. Balkin comes in, grabs Gritsenko in a front facelock, drives him toward the turnbuckle, and looks for the snap piledriver. He bends Gritsenko over at the waist, tucks the head between his thighs, and starts to lock the arms for the Breaking Story.

MURPHY
Balkin looking for the Breaking Story here, this could be it!

Gritsenko drives his legs, pushing up, and back-body-drops Balkin over him, sending Balkin crashing to the mat.

SFX: "CRASH!"

The crowd pops. Gritsenko turns around and hits the win streak lariat on the rising Balkin, arm fully extended, rotating his whole torso through the impact.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Balkin turns inside out and lands flat on his back. Gritsenko goes for the cover.

Marcus Vance settles to the mat with deliberate slowness, lowering himself one joint at a time like a man who does not feel the urgency here.

ONE...
TWO...

Balkin gets a shoulder up and Marcus Vance pushes himself back to standing without visible emotion.

MURPHY
I feel like that count started a little slow, but what do I know.
pain GRILLÉ
Marcus Vance is experienced and methodical. This is a compliment.
MURPHY
It was not a compliment.

Gritsenko pulls Balkin up and sets him between the legs again, this time going for the full Stat Crusher. He powers Balkin up, elevated, holding him overhead for a beat while the crowd reacts to the sheer strength of it despite the bad knee, and then drives him down.

SFX: "BOOM!"

The ring shakes. Gritsenko begins his record-breaking pose before the dust even settles, arms extended wide, head thrown back.

MURPHY
HE DID IT AGAIN. He's posing. He's doing the pose.
pain GRILLÉ
This is athletic expression, Morton.
MURPHY
Make the cover, Gritsenko, just make the cover!

On the floor near the entrance ramp, something changes. The ambient noise of the building shifts. The crowd near the tunnel entrance begins to react, heads turning, murmuring spreading out from that one point like a ripple. Then, row by row, the arena quiets.

A sound cuts through the PA that is not music. It is a tone. A single, sustained, flat digital tone. Then a vibration sound, amplified through the entire building. The titantron flickers. SIGNAL LOST. The crowd, whatever side they were on one second ago, goes quiet.

Out of the entrance tunnel, moving with slow and absolute purpose, comes Vox Null.

Fans: "OHHHHH!"
MURPHY
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. That is Vox Null. Vox Null is out here, and the question is why.
pain GRILLÉ
He is enormous, Morton. I am noting this.
MURPHY
Vox Null, six-foot-five, three hundred and twelve pounds, and he is walking toward this ring with a very specific intention. This has to do with the Null and Gritsenko situation. Vox Null has had his eye on Gritsenko. Gritsenko has been running his mouth, and by mouth I mean that clipboard, and Null doesn't tolerate loud personalities.
pain GRILLÉ
Gritsenko's statistics have apparently reached a frequency that Vox Null finds offensive. I can relate.

In the ring, Gritsenko is still posing. He has not noticed. goldFISH, on the apron, has noticed. goldFISH is watching Vox Null's approach with wide eyes and is trying to get Gritsenko's attention by slapping the turnbuckle post repeatedly.

Vox Null slides under the bottom rope. Marcus Vance sees him and takes a step forward, then stops. He looks at Vox Null. He looks at the size of Vox Null. He takes a step back.

MARCUS VANCE

This ain't your match, big man.

Vox Null looks at Marcus Vance. Just looks at him. That flat, sustained attention that carries the weight of someone who is not going to be talked out of anything. Marcus Vance does not push the issue further. He steps to the side.

Gritsenko finally registers the change in the crowd's energy and turns around.

He and Vox Null are face to face. Gritsenko still has one arm in the record-breaking pose. He slowly lowers it.

Gritsenko looks at Vox Null. He looks at his clipboard. He holds the clipboard up toward Vox Null, showing it to him. He points at a number.

Vox Null looks at the clipboard. His phone produces a sound. The text-to-speech voice says nothing. Just silence. Then the phone vibrates once, and a single sound plays from it. A flat, dead tone. The dial tone.

MURPHY
Oh no. Oh no, Gritsenko, back up, get back.

Vox Null moves. He catches Gritsenko with the Dial Tone, a straight kick that connects flush with the side of Gritsenko's jaw, Null's leg like a telephone pole swinging in a hurricane.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "OHHHHHH!"

Gritsenko's head snaps. His body drops. He does not go down slow. He goes straight down, like something in him simply stopped. The clipboard clatters off the ropes and lands outside the ring. Vox Null looks down at Gritsenko's still body for a moment, then turns and walks back the way he came. He slides under the bottom rope, stands at ringside, and turns to watch without expression.

The Bayou is almost completely silent for two full seconds.

MURPHY
Dial Tone. Vox Null just hit the Dial Tone on Ike Gritsenko and Gritsenko is out cold.
pain GRILLÉ
I am choosing to say nothing negative about Vox Null at this time.
MURPHY
Smart.

In the ring, Marcus Vance is looking at Vox Null at ringside, and then his gaze slides slowly back to Harry Balkin Jr., who has been watching all of this from the mat where the Stat Crusher left him, still collecting himself but very much aware of what has just happened. Balkin gets to his knees. He looks at Gritsenko. He looks at Marcus Vance. He crawls over and drapes his arm across Gritsenko's chest.

Marcus Vance, slowly, lowers himself to the mat.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING DING DING!"

The Bayou reacts in a wave, a mix of heat for Media Trial and frustration at what just happened and shock at Vox Null, all of it crashing together into a noise that is loud and unresolved and alive.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin Jr. picks up the pin and Media Trial advances in the tag team tournament, but folks, that was not a clean win! Vox Null just walked down here and put Gritsenko on the canvas with the Dial Tone and Balkin took full advantage! Marcus Vance had his back turned!
pain GRILLÉ
Marcus Vance was officiated this match with integrity and focus. What happened on that side of the ring was simply an unfortunate coincidence.
MURPHY
It was not a coincidence! Vox Null targeted Gritsenko! This is part of whatever is between those two, and it just cost the Second-Wind Syndicate a tournament berth!

Vox Null stands at ringside. He does not celebrate. He watches. His phone produces one more sound, that same dial tone, brief, and then he turns and walks slowly back toward the entrance tunnel. The crowd parts around his presence like water.

PEPPER PETE PEPPINS

Here are your winners, advancing in the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament, HARRY BALKIN JR. and BOOKFACE, MEDIA TRIAL!

Dylan cuts back in over the PA, that frantic drumbeat and strumming, and the crowd boos it with renewed energy. Balkin gets to his feet, looks down at Gritsenko's prone body on the canvas, and straightens his hair. He reaches down and picks up Gritsenko's clipboard from near the ropes where it landed after the Dial Tone.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

For the record.

He looks at the statistics written on it. He tears off the top sheet, folds it carefully, and puts it inside the waistband of his tights.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

That is now part of the archive. We will verify those numbers at a later broadcast date. That is a verified fact.

He drops the clipboard to the mat. BookFace, recovered and standing, holds out the tablet. On the screen, fake engagement metrics are climbing. A graphic on screen reads: MEDIA TRIAL ADVANCES. TOURNAMENT QUARTERFINAL CONFIRMED.

goldFISH has come into the ring and is kneeling beside Gritsenko, checking on their partner. Gritsenko is starting to stir, but slowly, the Dial Tone having scrambled something significant. goldFISH looks up toward the entrance tunnel where Vox Null disappeared, and the expression is not afraid. It's something more complicated than that.

Balkin and BookFace exit the ring together. BookFace is already live on the tablet, commentary over his own victory. Balkin does not look back.

MURPHY
And there it is. Media Trial is in the quarterfinals. But the story coming out of this match is not the tag team tournament. The story coming out of this match is Vox Null and Ike Gritsenko. We knew there was bad blood there. We knew Gritsenko's constant noise, his fake stats, his volume, was exactly the kind of thing that Vox Null refuses to tolerate. But this is a direct intervention. This is a statement. And Gritsenko is gonna wake up and that clipboard is gone and he is going to know exactly who is responsible.
pain GRILLÉ
On the positive side, Morton, Gritsenko now has a very interesting statistical footnote.
MURPHY
And on that note, folks, we are going to take a quick break. You are watching Bad Juju, streaming live, brought to you in part by Swamp Water Energy. Don't go anywhere.
ResultMedia Trial(Harry Balkin Jr. pins)via pinfall — Breaking Story (snap piledriver)12:44
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"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris
"The Ring Vixen" Scarlett Vice
Backstage Interview

The Swampflower Blooms

"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris

"The Ring Vixen" Scarlett Vice

MURPHY
We'll have more action coming up shortly, folks, but right now our man Jarvis Jolt is standing by on the interview set with a woman making her Spinebuster PRO debut tonight. Jarvis, take it away.
pain GRILLÉ
A debut. How charming. Another small-town dreamer with dirt on her boots and nothing in her brain. I 'ave seen a thousand of zem.

The camera cuts to the interview set. The Spinebuster PRO branded backdrop fills the frame. A monitor in the background quietly shows the arena feed. Jarvis Jolt stands with a microphone, camera-ready, wearing his standard SbW:PRO polo. Beside him, Daisy Mae DuPris stands bright-eyed in her sky-blue and sunflower-yellow singlet, her denim vest still on, a mason jar of sweet tea cradled in one hand. She is beaming. Genuinely, almost impossibly beaming.

JARVIS JOLT

Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined right now by a woman making her debut here on Bad Juju tonight. She hails from Houma, Louisiana, and she steps into a three-way contest later this evening. Please welcome "The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris.

DAISY MAE

Oh my goodness, thank you so much, Jarvis. It is just an absolute honor to be standing right here. I have been watching Bad Juju since the very first episode and I just, I pinch myself every single morning knowing I get to be here. I really do.

JARVIS JOLT

Daisy Mae, tonight is a big night. A triple threat match. Three competitors, no disqualification for elimination, one winner. Nerves at all heading into your Spinebuster PRO debut?

DAISY MAE

Nerves? Oh, honey, I got butterflies somethin' fierce. But my granddaddy always told me butterflies just mean your body knows something important is coming. He built us a wrestling ring out behind the house, dirt floor, old tractor tires for posts, and he used to say, "Daisy, the moment your belly stops fluttering is the moment you stopped caring." So yeah, I got butterflies. Good. That means I care with everything I got.

MURPHY
You cannot manufacture that kind of sincerity, folks. She means every single word.
pain GRILLÉ
It is embarrassing, Murphy. She is talking about tractor tires. Zis is a professional wrestling promotion. Mon dieu.
JARVIS JOLT

Now, you come from a technical background, trained by your grandfather, self-made. What do you want the Spinebuster PRO audience to know about you tonight?

DAISY MAE

I want 'em to know that the girl they're gonna see out there in that ring is the same girl standing right here. No tricks, no games, no hidden agenda. I love wrestling. I love this business. I love every single person in that building who bought a ticket or pressed play on their phone to watch tonight. And I am going to go into that triple threat and I am going to wrestle my absolute heart out for every last one of them. That is my promise. Cross my heart.

Daisy Mae actually crosses her heart with one finger, sweet tea still in hand, and the sincerity on her face is almost disarming.

JARVIS JOLT

Daisy Mae DuPris, we are rooting for you tonight and we cannot wait to see what you bring to that ring. Folks, that is "The Swampflower" right here on the Bad Juju interview set and she debuts tonight in that triple thr--

The monitor visible in the background flickers to the arena feed for just a moment before Jarvis is cut off. A slow, deliberate sound of heels on the hard floor announces an arrival before the person even steps into frame. The camera widens just slightly.

Scarlett Vice walks into the shot.

She is already in her crimson and hot-pink ring gear, long cherry-red hair loose over one shoulder, one hand resting lazily on her hip. She does not look at Jarvis. She barely looks at Daisy Mae. She looks directly into the camera lens with that slow, lazy smile, like she wandered into someone else's photograph and immediately made it hers.

SCARLETT VICE

Mm. Sorry. Am I interrupting?

The tone makes it clear she is not sorry at all.

JARVIS JOLT

Uh, Scarlett Vice, this is actually Daisy Mae's interview, so if you could just--

SCARLETT VICE

Jarvis, sweetheart, sit down.

The delivery is so flat and so intimate that Jarvis actually takes a half step back. Scarlett finally lets her eyes drift to Daisy Mae. She studies her for a long, drawn-out moment the way a person studies something they found at a garage sale, mildly curious, mostly unimpressed.

SCARLETT VICE

I heard you from down the hall. All that sweetness. All those butterflies and granddaddies and tractor tires and... is that sweet tea?

DAISY MAE

It surely is. You want some? I got plenty.

A beat. Scarlett blinks. She did not expect that.

SCARLETT VICE

No. I don't want your sweet tea.

She says it the way someone says no to something mildly offensive. She takes one slow step closer, dropping her voice to that low, close register.

SCARLETT VICE

Here is what I want you to understand before tonight, Daisy. I want you to walk into that triple threat with absolutely no illusions. You have been talking about this place like it is some kind of dream you get to live in. And that is genuinely... adorable. It is. But this is not Houma. This is not some dirt ring behind grandpa's barn. And that crowd out there? They do not belong to you, sweetheart. They belong to whoever commands the room. And in case you have not figured it out yet...

She tucks one finger slowly under Daisy Mae's chin, not aggressively, just quietly presumptuous, tilting her face up slightly before letting her hand drop.

SCARLETT VICE

That has never been a country girl in a checkered apron.

MURPHY
Oh, she did not just do that.
pain GRILLÉ
Non, non, she absolutely did. And she is completely right! Finally someone is saying what we are all thinking!
MURPHY
Nobody was thinking that, pain.
DAISY MAE

Mmhm.

Daisy Mae nods slowly. She takes a calm sip of her sweet tea. She is still smiling. If anything the smile has gotten warmer, which is somehow more unnerving than anger would have been.

DAISY MAE

I appreciate you coming all the way down the hall to tell me all that. I really do. And I can tell you mean every word of it, so I am not gonna be rude about it. But I will say this.

She steps just slightly forward, shoulders easy, voice still honeyed and warm and completely steady.

DAISY MAE

My granddaddy didn't just teach me how to wrestle. He taught me how to read a room. And I can see plain as Sunday morning exactly what you are doing. You come in here, you touch my face, you look in my eyes, you expect me to go red or go quiet or go small. And I am standing here telling you, bless your heart, it ain't gonna work. Not in that interview, not in that triple threat, not for one single second of tonight.

She takes another sip of sweet tea.

DAISY MAE

Bless your heart, let's wrestle.

SCARLETT VICE

Mm.

Scarlett does not flinch. She tilts her head just slightly to the side, that lazy smile never leaving. She holds eye contact for a long, deliberate moment before letting her gaze slide back to the camera like Daisy Mae was a mild curiosity she is already done with.

SCARLETT VICE

You can look all you want, darling. But tonight, you're just a prop in my show.

She turns and walks back out of frame. The sound of her heels fades down the corridor. The camera stays on Daisy Mae, who watches her go, then looks back at Jarvis and then directly into the lens. She holds up her mason jar in a small, good-natured toast.

DAISY MAE

She is something else.

She is still smiling when the camera cuts back to commentary.

MURPHY
Wow. Well. If that is any indication of what we are going to see in that triple threat tonight, folks, the women's division on Bad Juju is wide open for business.
pain GRILLÉ
Scarlett Vice just walked in zere, took the whole segment, touched ze girl's face, and walked out. It was magnificent. She is like an artist. Daisy Mae is standing zere with 'er jar of tea like some kind of... of garden ornament and Scarlett Vice is the storm coming through.
MURPHY
I'd say Daisy Mae held her own just fine. She did not back up one inch.
pain GRILLÉ
Pfff. She smiled at 'er. Zat is not holding your ground, Murphy, zat is being confused.
MURPHY
Or it is being unshakeable. There is a difference, and tonight in that triple threat we might just find out which one it is.
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One-on-One Match
Elvis Hunt
VS
Gruff Veracity

Elvis Hunt

Gruff Veracity

The house lights are up at The Bayou. The crowd is loose and loud, the way a Baton Rouge crowd gets when they know something new is about to walk through that curtain. Two debut slots on the same night. Danny Vance is already in the ring, collar buttoned tight, bow tie perfectly centered, running his eyes along every rope and turnbuckle pad like a building inspector who has personally caught people cheating before.

MURPHY
Good evening everybody and welcome to Bad Juju here at The Bayou, I'm Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and pain, before we even get to the action I am going to tell you straight up, tonight is a big deal. Two men making their Spinebuster PRO debuts. We don't know what we're going to get.
pain GRILLÉ
We know nozing about either of zese men, Morton. Zat is what excite me. A blank page. I can hate whoever I decide to hate in ze next five minutes. Zis is ze beauty of debut night.
MURPHY
That is a deeply unsettling way to describe enthusiasm.
pain GRILLÉ
Merci.

The PA system fires up. A single, precision-targeted spotlight hits the entrance curtain.

The horn riff comes first.

That ridiculous, glorious, instantly recognizable brass explosion from the JXL remix of A Little Less Conversation detonates across The Bayou at full volume, and the crowd completely loses its mind in the most ironic, knowing way possible. These people have no idea who Elvis Hunt is, and they are already on their feet.

The neon lighting grid kicks in simultaneously: pinks and casino greens and cheap hazard yellows strobing across the arena in competing patterns that clash with each other in the most deliberate way imaginable.

And then he walks out.

Elvis Hunt comes through that curtain with a lit cigarette already burning in the corner of his mouth, trailing a thin ribbon of smoke behind him. His teal and orange Hawaiian shirt is wide open and billowing as he moves, completely unbuttoned, exposing a generous expanse of chest hair and three hundred and one pounds of man who has not missed a buffet in years. His black trunks are a little wrinkled. His red high-tops are blindingly clean in a way that suggests these shoes see more action than the man wearing them.

He stops at the top of the ramp.

He plants his feet. He stares out at the crowd with the expression of a man who has been headlining something his whole life, even if that something was a dollar slot machine at three in the morning.

Then he thrusts his pelvis at the beat of the music, hard, twice, and the crowd erupts in delighted disbelief.

He starts down the ramp doing an absolutely terrible, completely uninhibited, utterly confident dance routine. His arms go in directions arms don't normally go. His hips move independently of the rest of his body. He slaps hands with every fan who reaches out, keeping the cigarette perfectly balanced on his bottom lip through all of it.

MURPHY
And here he is, folks. Elvis Hunt. Six feet, three hundred and one pounds, out of Las Vegas, Nevada. He is a double debut tonight in Spinebuster PRO. And I'll tell you what I know about this man, because I did my homework. A decade ago, Elvis Hunt was the kind of prospect that makes promoters reach for the phone. Textbook fundamentals. Explosive power. The total package.
pain GRILLÉ
And zen what 'appened?
MURPHY
Las Vegas happened.
pain GRILLÉ
Ah. Oui. Ze city, she has a way.

Hunt reaches ringside. He pauses at the apron and turns to the front row, where a group of women are cheering him along with the music. He pulls the cigarette from his lip between two fingers, holds it to the side, and gives them the full weight of his attention, including a slow, deliberate once-over that starts at their shoes.

He leans in. He says something. One of the women makes a face. Another one laughs despite herself. One completely ignores him.

He grins like this went perfectly.

He drops the cigarette on the arena floor, steps on it, and slides lazily under the bottom rope. He gets up, finds the nearest turnbuckle, and climbs to the second rope. He stares down at the front row women again, and then he does it: two fingers extended past his lips, the gesture filthy and unmistakable, a thick grin spreading across his face, and he blows an invisible kiss after it for good measure before hopping down.

MURPHY
And there it is. The full Elvis Hunt experience, ladies and gentlemen.
pain GRILLÉ
I 'ave to say, Morton, ze confidence is admirable. Ze execution, it is deranged.
MURPHY
Danny Vance is doing his best to look professionally neutral right now.

DANNY VANCE stands near the ropes, jaw set, looking at his shoes.

Hunt settles in his corner, leaning back against the turnbuckles with his arms draped over the top ropes, watching the entrance with absolutely no urgency whatsoever.

The music fades.

A single spotlight, tight and cold, finds the entrance curtain.

That is all.

There is no music. There is no announcement of music. There is simply a light, and then a shape under the light: a figure kneeling at the top of the entrance ramp beneath a black shroud, the GV symbol barely visible in the fabric. The crowd goes completely quiet in the space of about three seconds, because something about this entrance turns off the noise involuntarily.

Gruff Veracity does not move.

He kneels. He breathes. The spotlight is the only thing alive on that rampway.

Then he takes hold of the shroud.

He tears it.

The fabric comes apart and falls to either side of him in sheets, and Veracity rises from the crouch with a controlled, deliberate violence that has nothing performative about it. He is here. His eyes are already on the ring. He slaps himself across the face once, twice, hard enough that the smack travels across the quiet arena, and then he begins to walk.

No hurry.

He walks the ramp the way a man walks toward something he is going to finish.

MURPHY
Gruff Veracity. Out of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hometown, folks. And that entrance tells you everything you need to know about the man. This is not a character. This is a conviction.
pain GRILLÉ
'E is very gloomy, Morton. I don't like 'im.
MURPHY
High praise from you.
pain GRILLÉ
It was not praise.

Veracity circles the ring once, trailing his hand along the apron, eyes never leaving Hunt, who watches from his corner with his arms still draped over the ropes. Hunt raises an eyebrow. Not scared. Just observing.

Veracity grabs the top rope. He pulls himself up, steps up onto the apron, and stands there a moment, arms spread out to either side in a low crucifix pose, staring into the ring. Then he steps through the ropes.

The lights come up.

Danny Vance moves between them immediately, calling for both men to their corners as the ring announcer does the formal introductions.

RING ANNOUNCER

The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!

Crowd cheers.

RING ANNOUNCER

Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at three hundred and one pounds, Elvis Hunt!

Modest pop, already warmer than a debut should be. The man has presence. People can feel it.

RING ANNOUNCER

And his opponent, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Gruff Veracity!

The home crowd gives Veracity a real response. There is something in the room that recognizes him even on first sight.

Danny Vance walks to the center. He looks at both men. He calls them forward for the face-to-face.

Hunt saunters to the center, casual, hands low, chin up, that sleazy grin on his face. He looks Veracity up and down with the same evaluating look he gave the front row women, except this look is a different kind of sizing up.

Veracity walks to center and stops. He does not grin. He does not perform. He looks at Hunt with complete, flat intention.

Hunt leans forward slightly, grins wider, and says something low that the microphones don't quite catch. Veracity does not react. He keeps looking.

DANNY VANCE

Alright, I want a clean match. Both of you know the rules. Clean break on the ropes, count of five on the floor, you hear me? I see anything I don't like, I will stop this and I will DQ somebody, and I do not care whose debut it is.

Hunt makes a vague gesture of agreement that could mean anything.

Veracity gives a single, slow nod.

DANNY VANCE

Back to your corners.

They separate.

The bell rings.

SFX: DING! DING! DING!

Both men move out of their corners at a controlled pace. No rush. Both feeling out the exact distance, exactly where the other man's hands come alive.

They circle. Hunt keeps his hands low and loose, swaying slightly, weight on his back foot. Veracity's hands come up in a tight guard, chin down, moving with short, planted steps.

They tie up.

The collar-and-elbow is immediate and physical and neither man gets clean leverage on the first exchange. Hunt's extra weight registers straight away, his body mass settling into the grapple as Veracity tries to angle him. Hunt gets the corner of his shoulder into Veracity's chest and drives him one step back, then two, before Veracity redirects and gets Hunt moving sideways.

They break apart naturally.

The crowd applauds the opening exchange.

MURPHY
Clean feeling-out process right there. Both men respecting each other. Neither one giving an inch they didn't already plan to give.
pain GRILLÉ
Hunt, he is bigger. 'E should just sit on ze man. Problem solved.
MURPHY
That is not how wrestling works, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
It would be 'ow it would work if I was in zere.

They tie up again. This time Hunt gets a side headlock cranked on, locking his arm around Veracity's head and wrenching down on the skull. He walks Veracity toward the ropes, just controlling with the leverage, and Veracity hits the ropes. Danny Vance is there instantly, calling for the break, getting between them.

DANNY VANCE

Break it! One! Two!

Hunt releases clean on two. He puts his hands up, showing Vance, backing off a step. Then he turns and gives a low bow to the audience, who applaud sarcastically.

MURPHY
Clean break from Elvis Hunt. And I want to say, early observation here, there is something underneath the garbage. Hunt moves well for three hundred and one pounds. There's actual footwork happening.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze shoes, Morton. Ze red shoes. I think ze shoes are doing all ze work.

Veracity does not let the moment breathe. As Hunt finishes his bow, Veracity fires a knife-edge chop straight into Hunt's exposed chest.

SFX: CRACK.

The sound bounces off every wall in The Bayou. Hunt's head snaps back, his chest instantly marking red through the chest hair, and the crowd makes that collective hiss that a good chop always earns.

Hunt turns back to look at Veracity. He looks down at his chest. He looks back at Veracity.

He nods slowly, the same way a man nods when he's been told something he finds interesting.

Then he fires a short-arm elbow straight to Veracity's jaw.

Veracity's head snaps to the side. He takes one step with the impact to maintain balance and turns back immediately, chin already up, looking for the next shot. Hunt is already moving, throwing another short-arm elbow, this one catching Veracity across the cheekbone. Veracity absorbs it, digs in, and answers with a collarbone forearm strike, driving his forearm hard across Hunt's collarbone and top of the chest.

SFX: CRACK.

Hunt grunts. He backs up a half step.

MURPHY
Collarbone forearm from Veracity and that is a legitimate strike to a legitimate target. That lands on the right angle, it can number a man's shoulder completely.
pain GRILLÉ
Yes but now it is a forearm contest and I believe ze three 'undred pound man 'as ze advantage in zis specific category.

Hunt comes back with another short-arm elbow, catching Veracity in the mouth this time. Veracity spits to the side, grabs Hunt by the shoulder, and drives a headbutt straight into Hunt's forehead.

Both men take the impact. Veracity steps back and blinks. Hunt presses his palm to his own forehead, staggers two steps, and then looks at Veracity with something that is almost admiration.

MURPHY
Double headbutt impact there, both men rocking off that exchange, and nobody's going down.

Hunt shakes it off and wades back in, grabbing Veracity by the arm and pulling him in for a Russian leg sweep, bringing Veracity down hard across the small of his back onto the canvas. Veracity lands flat and Hunt rolls off to the side, pushing himself upright while Veracity arches off the mat.

Hunt drops down for a cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...

TW -- Veracity is out at two, pushing Hunt off the chest and sitting up in one motion.

Hunt gets to his feet without any particular urgency. Veracity is already sitting up, already getting his feet under him. Hunt steps around behind him and drops a short running forearm across the back of Veracity's neck, dropping him back to the mat.

MURPHY
Hunt controlling the pace early. Using that extra weight intelligently, working smarter rather than burning energy on impact moves this early.
pain GRILLÉ
You see, Morton? Even ze lazy genius can wrestle smart.

Veracity gets back to his knees and Hunt grabs him from behind in a rough clinch, looking to set something up, but Veracity drives an elbow back into Hunt's midsection, once, twice, forcing the grip to loosen. Veracity spins out of the attempt, grabs Hunt's near arm, and snaps him over with a deadweight body slam, driving Hunt's back into the canvas with enough force to shake the ring.

The crowd pops.

Hunt lies flat, blinking at the ceiling.

Veracity drops down and lays a cover of his own.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Hunt kicks out before two and a half, not desperate but definite.

MURPHY
Veracity answers with that body slam. He has legitimate strength of his own. Do not let the debut status fool you, this man has been somewhere doing something that built this.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze Bayou. Ze Bayou builds ugly strong people, Morton. Zis is a known fact.

Veracity backs into the ropes, calculates the distance, and comes off them with a snap powerslam, scooping Hunt as he starts to rise and driving him hard into the mat. The impact of three hundred and one pounds landing clean makes the ring posts rattle.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Hunt throws a shoulder up. The crowd responds, feeling the match building already.

MURPHY
A snap powerslam from Gruff Veracity and that is an impressive piece of strength right there. Hunt isn't a small man and Veracity handled him.
pain GRILLÉ
I am reluctantly acknowledging ze physical attributes.

Veracity pulls Hunt to his feet, gets him upright, and drives a knee to the gut to fold him over before locking in a front facelock, positioning Hunt's head down under his arm. He steps through for a suplex attempt but Hunt's legs don't leave the ground. He's planted himself, using every pound of that three-oh-one to stay grounded.

Veracity tries again. Hunt stays down.

Hunt straightens up out of the facelock, gets his own front facelock on Veracity, hoists him up, and drops him with the Crapshoot DDT, planting Veracity's head into the canvas and rolling off to the side, breathing harder than he'd like to admit.

SFX: CRACK.

Crowd pops.

MURPHY
Oh! Crapshoot DDT from Elvis Hunt! Right out of that countered suplex attempt, Hunt reverses the entire sequence and drives Veracity's head into the mat.
pain GRILLÉ
You see, Morton? Ze primal intelligence is still in zere somewhere underneath ze cigarettes and ze Hawaiian shirt.

Hunt pushes to his feet, rolls his neck, and hooks a leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Veracity kicks out clean.

Hunt sits up on the canvas, catching his breath, leaning back on one hand. He looks out at the crowd, finds a woman in row four, and gives her a slow wink. She makes a face.

Hunt shrugs like this was the expected outcome and gets back on his feet, working more methodically now. He pulls Veracity up, shoves him hard into the turnbuckle, and drives a running body block into Veracity's chest, smashing all three hundred and one pounds into him in the corner. Veracity grunts and doubles forward over the impact. Hunt grabs him and drives a knee to the midsection, keeping him folded, then locks in a rough front facelock and starts grinding down with his forearm across the back of Veracity's neck.

It is not pretty. It is completely effective.

MURPHY
Hunt using the corner now. This is the grinding, unglamorous side of a big powerhouse. He doesn't have to do anything impressive. He just has to keep Veracity uncomfortable.
pain GRILLÉ
I respect ze philosophy. Why be elegant when you can simply be crushing?

Veracity works a hand up and rakes at Hunt's arm, trying to break the facelock. Hunt tightens it and drives another forearm into the neck. Veracity responds by jamming a thumb into Hunt's ribs, digging for a nerve cluster, and Hunt pulls back a half step.

That half step is enough.

Veracity fires a collarbone forearm that snaps Hunt's arm back and follows immediately with a hard knife-edge chop that sends Hunt stumbling out of the corner.

SFX: CRACK.
Fans: "WOOO!"

Veracity comes out of the corner right behind him, firing a second chop.

SFX: CRACK.

Hunt's chest is marked up now, red stripes cutting through the chest hair. He backs into the opposite corner under the chops and Veracity measures him for a third, but Hunt gets a hand up and grabs Veracity by the throat, using the reach advantage to keep him at arm's length. Not a legal choke hold, just enough to interrupt the momentum.

Danny Vance is immediately in position.

DANNY VANCE

Open the hand! Open it right now, Hunt!

Hunt holds for a count of three and releases on his own terms, grinning, hands up. Vance gets between them, giving Hunt the look.

DANNY VANCE

You want to lose this match on your debut? Keep it up.

Hunt mimes absolute innocence.

Hunt gets off the ropes and catches Veracity coming in with a throat thrust, the stiff rigid hand driving straight into Veracity's larynx. Veracity grabs his throat and staggers, coughing, and Hunt wheels him around and hits the atomic drop, driving Veracity's tailbone into his raised knee. Veracity arches up in pain and staggers forward, and Hunt is right behind him, wrapping him around the waist and driving him down onto the mat with a spinebuster, the canvas cracking under the impact.

Fans: "OHHH!"
MURPHY
Spinebuster! Elvis Hunt with a textbook spinebuster right in the center of the ring and Gruff Veracity is down hard!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is ze move, Morton. You feel a spinebuster and you remember ze spinebuster for ze rest of your life.

Hunt hooks both legs, stacking Veracity tight.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TWO AND A HALF...

Veracity kicks out. The crowd counts along and reacts to the near fall.

Hunt blows out a breath, wiping sweat from his forehead with the back of his gloved hand. He gets to one knee first, then upright, and walks a slow circle around Veracity while his opponent works to his knees on the mat.

Here's where Hunt does something that draws a distinct pop from the more observant section of the crowd: as Veracity gets to his knees, Hunt drops to a low stance, adjusts his weight distribution, and drives a thunderous running senton, launching his body weight directly across Veracity's back as he's still on all fours. The impact compresses Veracity flat into the mat.

MURPHY
Running senton! And I want to flag that for a moment, folks, because the setup on that senton was not an accident. Hunt read exactly where Veracity was and dropped it right across the back. That is a wrestling instinct. That is the blue-chip prodigy in there somewhere underneath all the nonsense.
pain GRILLÉ
You are making 'im sound brilliant, Morton.
MURPHY
I'm calling what I see.
pain GRILLÉ
Zen maybe don't. It is bad for ze narrative I am constructing.

Hunt pulls Veracity upright and hooks him for a strip search, locking in the inverted facelock and cranking Veracity down across his knee in the backbreaker position, holding him there, grinding the upper spine down across his knee with his body weight pressing into it.

Veracity's face twists. His free hand claws at Hunt's arm.

DANNY VANCE is down at mat level immediately, checking on Veracity.

DANNY VANCE

Do you want to give it up? You want to tap?

Veracity bites down and shakes his head. He plants a foot on the mat, shifting his weight, and rolls his body sideways, enough to break the hold and tumble to the canvas on his side. He sits up, grabbing at his back.

MURPHY
Gruff Veracity fighting out of that inverted facelock backbreaker, the Strip Search, but you can see he's already moving differently after that. That back just took something.

Hunt measures Veracity from behind as he sits on the canvas. The Bayou crowd sees what might be coming.

Hunt backs up. Running face punt setup.

But Veracity senses it. He rolls to the side, away from the kick lane, and Hunt's boot swings through empty air.

The crowd exhales.

Hunt turns, recalculates. Veracity is already working to his feet. Hunt decides to give it a rest and strolls toward the ropes, leaning out toward the crowd, scanning the rows.

He finds someone. He leans further out.

MURPHY
Oh no.
pain GRILLÉ
Oh yes.

Hunt is talking to a woman in section three. She appears to be laughing at him rather than with him but Hunt has processed this as progress. He leans on the top rope, gesturing at himself, apparently explaining what he has to offer.

Veracity is on his feet.

Veracity grabs Hunt by the back of the Hawaiian shirt and yanks him hard away from the ropes, spinning him around. Hunt barely gets his hands up before Veracity levels him with the deadweight falling short-arm lariat, swinging his arm with total conviction and catching Hunt right across the chest and chin.

Hunt goes down like his strings were cut.

Fans: "OHHHH!"
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Deadweight falling short-arm lariat from Gruff Veracity and Elvis Hunt just paid the price for window shopping in the middle of a wrestling match!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is exactly why you do not window shop, Morton. You close ze sale first. You window shop after.
MURPHY
That is genuinely terrible advice for most situations.

Goes for the cover from Veracity...

ONE...
TWO...

TH -- Hunt drives a shoulder up just past two and three quarters. The crowd groans.

Veracity brings Hunt to his feet, driving short, punishing shots into Hunt's midsection as he rises, keeping him bent. He gets the front facelock on, positioning Hunt's head down and tight, and goes up for a vertical suplex, muscling Hunt off the mat. It's a struggle, three hundred and one pounds is a genuine fight, and for a moment they stall at the apex with Hunt nearly vertical before Veracity completes the arc and brings Hunt crashing back to the mat on his upper back.

The ring vibrates.

MURPHY
Vertical suplex! Veracity got him! That is a massive lift, folks, and it did not look easy but he completed it and Hunt is down in the center of the ring.

Veracity is breathing harder for the effort but he is focused. He pulls Hunt up a second time, this time wheeling him around and getting behind him, locking in the rear waistlock. He drives his hips and lifts, releasing Hunt up and over in a release German suplex. Hunt travels and lands hard, folding at the neck before rolling to his side.

Crowd pops loud.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Hunt rolls a shoulder up.

MURPHY
Release German suplex! And Veracity is taking this match somewhere serious right now. These are not small moves. These are championship-level moves from a man on his debut and he is making them count.

Veracity stalks to the ropes, comes back, and Hunt is starting to get up on hands and knees. Veracity drives a running knee strike straight into Hunt's ribs, knocking him flat again. He rolls Hunt to his back and drops a cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TWO AND A HALF...

Kickout.

pain GRILLÉ
'E just will not stay down, Morton. Ze man 'as ze stubbornness of someone who 'as refused to pay a bar tab for many years.
MURPHY
That might be the most accurate character analysis you've ever given.

Veracity gets Hunt to his knees and lines up a penalty kick position, looking to drive a boot across the chest. He takes his approach, but Hunt drops flat onto his belly the second Veracity starts his run, eating the canvas voluntarily to duck the kick.

Smart instinct.

Veracity pulls up. Recalibrates.

He grabs Hunt's ankle, trying to drag him up, but Hunt rolls over and drives a headbutt from his back straight up into Veracity's chest as he leans in. The impact staggers Veracity back a step and Hunt rolls to the ropes, using them to get upright.

MURPHY
And there's the survival instinct. Hunt may spend half his life in a haze but something in the circuitry still fires when it has to.

Both men reset in the center, breathing harder now, the match having taken something from each of them through the accumulated strikes and throws.

A forearm battle begins without any ceremony. Veracity drives a collarbone forearm into Hunt's upper chest. Hunt answers with a hard short-arm elbow across the jaw. Veracity fires another forearm. Hunt eats it and hits another elbow. Neither man backs up. The crowd starts to count along with the shots, reading the rhythm.

SFX: CRACK. CRACK. CRACK. CRACK.
MURPHY
They are standing in this ring trading forearms and neither man is moving, folks. This is wrestling. This is what wrestling is.
pain GRILLÉ
Mon Dieu, I cannot choose who to root for because I 'ate zem both equally and it is scrambling my 'ead.

Four exchanges. Five. On the sixth Veracity catches Hunt with a particularly flush collarbone forearm that bends Hunt sideways at the waist. Hunt grabs the top rope, steadying himself, waving the next shot off with one hand as he catches his breath.

Veracity does not wait. He grabs Hunt by the arm, wrenches him off the ropes, and delivers a uranage slam, swinging Hunt around and planting him hard into the mat on his back.

SFX: CRACK.
Fans: "OHHH!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TH -- Hunt gets the shoulder up and the crowd pops for the kickout.

MURPHY
Uranage slam! Gruff Veracity with the uranage and this is a two and nine-tenths situation, folks! Hunt barely escapes!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze hand of Hunt, it arrive JUST before ze hand of Vance! Morton, I am uncomfortably invested in zis match.
MURPHY
Good. That's how debut matches are supposed to feel.

Veracity rolls to his feet, pulling Hunt up with him. He's eyeing the turnbuckle. He has something specific in mind.

He drives Hunt toward the corner, planting him against the ropes. He pulls back and measures him, then charges with a running knee into the corner, catching Hunt in the midsection and doubling him over. Hunt slumps forward, his arms draped over the top rope, chest heaving.

Veracity doesn't rush. He climbs to the second rope from the apron side, positions himself, and springs off the middle rope driving both knees down across the back of the apron-hung Hunt.

The Blunt Truth Trauma.

Hunt spills backward into the ring from the impact, crumpling against the ropes and sliding to the mat.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
The Blunt Truth Trauma! That springboard double knee drop right across the back of the apron-hung Hunt! Ladies and gentlemen, Gruff Veracity is here and he came to make a statement tonight!
pain GRILLÉ
I do not like ze statement. I reject ze statement. But I cannot deny ze statement. Zis is very frustrating for me.

Veracity stalks around Hunt, reading him, calculating where this is going. He pulls Hunt up from behind, locks in the rear waistlock.

He is setting up the sit-out powerbomb.

He drives his hips and lifts, getting Hunt off the mat in a powerbomb position, but Hunt's hands come alive immediately, grabbing the back of Veracity's head and driving a headbutt down from above as they rise. The headbutt catches Veracity at the bridge of the nose and Veracity's legs buckle. They don't go all the way down, both men crashing into the corner awkwardly, the powerbomb stalling out.

MURPHY
Hunt counters with the headbutt on the way up! He's going to feel that too, he always does, but it was enough to break the powerbomb!

Both men are shaken. Hunt is leaning in the corner, one hand on his forehead. Veracity has both hands to his face, brow throbbing.

MURPHY
Folks, let's take a moment here, because when we come back, these two men are going to start putting bigger things on the table, and I want to make sure you've got your Swamp Water in hand. Swamp Water Championship Iced Tea. Brewed right here in Louisiana. Every bottle is a piece of Bayou Country in your hands. Swamp Water: Real Tea, Real Louisiana. You can find it at convenience stores across the Gulf Coast and at the merch table here at The Bayou tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
I 'ave 'ad ze Swamp Water. It taste exactly like it sounds. I mean zis as a compliment.
MURPHY
I'll pass that along.

Both men reassemble. Veracity shakes the headbutt off, wiping his nose, and comes back to center. Hunt pushes off the corner and meets him.

This time the collar-and-elbow is different. Both men have been in the ring long enough that they know each other's weight and angles, and when they tie up this time it is shorter, sharper, both going immediately for position. Veracity tries to get behind Hunt, Hunt spins off the attempt and steps behind Veracity instead, rear waistlock locked in, and he drives a release German suplex of his own.

The crowd pops in genuine surprise.

Veracity lands and rolls to his feet, turning to face Hunt with an expression that is not quite respect but is definitely a recalibration.

MURPHY
Elvis Hunt just hit a release German suplex and I want everyone to understand what they just saw. That was technically perfect. That was the movement pattern of a trained grappler executing a fundamental move at the highest possible level. That is not a three-hundred-pound brawler move. That is a blue-chip prospect.
pain GRILLÉ
Morton. Morton, stop. You are making me interested in ze man. Stop doing zis.
MURPHY
I'm just calling what I see.

Veracity charges in and Hunt sidesteps, getting the front facelock and snapping him over with a fast, clean snapmare before sitting down behind him and driving a hard forearm across the back of his neck. Short and precise. Veracity hits the canvas from the seated position, and Hunt grabs an arm, trying to lever it behind his back.

Veracity fights it before it can be fully locked in, rolling out and to his feet.

Both men stare at each other.

The crowd applauds.

MURPHY
Counter sequences happening now, folks. This match has moved into a different gear. Whatever Elvis Hunt used to be, some of it is still in there and it is coming out tonight.

Hunt wades back in but this time Veracity is the one who switches direction, ducking under a clothesline attempt and getting the front facelock on Hunt before driving him down with the deadweight falling short-arm lariat from close range, almost like a stunner-to-lariat, the impact snapping Hunt down to one knee.

Hunt goes to a knee. He breathes.

He rises.

The Bayou crowd is on their feet.

Veracity hits him with a hard collarbone forearm. Hunt's head snaps. He wobbles.

He does not go down.

He looks at Veracity and nods, the slow nod of a man who has decided to stop coasting.

He hits a short-arm elbow back. Veracity rocks.

Veracity fires a chop.

SFX: CRACK.

Hunt fires a headbutt, eating half the impact himself and staggering back, but Veracity goes down to one knee from it.

Veracity rises.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Hunt grabs Veracity by the arm, drags him into position, and executes the Blackjack Backbreaker, tilt-a-whirling Veracity's body and dropping him hard across his knee. The crack of Veracity's spine across Hunt's knee is ugly and audible.

SFX: CRACK.
Fans: "OHHH!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TWO AND NINE TENTHS...

KICKOUT.

MURPHY
The Blackjack Backbreaker! That tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Elvis Hunt and Veracity's back has now been targeted from multiple different angles in this match! That has to be accumulating damage!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze back of Gruff Veracity is becoming a structural concern, Morton.

Hunt pulls Veracity up and steps behind him, rear waistlock, looking for something. Veracity fights the position, driving his elbow back, breaking the grip. He spins to face Hunt and drops into a quick crouch, getting under Hunt's center of gravity, and drives up from his legs to attempt the sit-out powerbomb. He gets Hunt off his feet this time, Hunt's legs briefly dangling, but Hunt wraps his legs around Veracity's waist and hooks his body weight, deadening the lift.

They stall.

Veracity is fighting to hold three hundred and one pounds at powerbomb height.

Hunt drops his weight backward and forward, destabilizing the hold, and Veracity has to compensate by sitting down hard just to control the fall. They crash into the mat in a tangled mess, Hunt on top of Veracity from the awkward landing, and the impact is enough for Hunt to hook a lazy cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Veracity bucks his hips and Hunt rolls off.

MURPHY
The powerbomb nearly countered into a pin right there! Danny Vance was down for that one, reading the situation correctly.

DANNY VANCE is already circling back into position.

Hunt sits on the canvas, genuinely winded now. He presses a hand flat against the canvas and pushes himself upright, slower than earlier. His chest is heaving. His Hawaiian shirt is soaked. He wipes a hand across his face, blinking sweat out of his eyes.

Veracity rolls to his side. His back is visibly locked up, the movement reduced. He gets to a knee, one hand braced on the mat.

Both men look at each other from their respective kneeling positions.

Something passes between them that does not need words.

MURPHY
Fourteen minutes of wrestling, folks. Fourteen hard minutes between two men who arrived here tonight with nothing but a debut and a desire to prove it. Six minutes left on that clock, and the finish has to come somewhere in that window.
pain GRILLÉ
Six minutes is a very long time, Morton. Many terrible things 'ave 'appened to me in six minutes.
MURPHY
I believe that.

Both men rise at roughly the same time, and Veracity charges first, going for the deadweight body slam, getting his arms around Hunt, but his back gives slightly under the weight and he can't complete the lift cleanly. Hunt slips free of the attempt and drives a running body block, launching his full mass into Veracity's chest, driving him hard into the ropes.

Veracity hits the ropes and comes back off them and Hunt catches him with a spinebuster attempt, dropping down and lifting, but Veracity rolls through over Hunt's shoulder and lands on his feet behind him. He grabs Hunt from behind in the rear waistlock.

He lifts.

He plants Hunt with the sit-out powerbomb this time, crashing down to the canvas with Hunt stacked underneath him.

The ring shakes.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TWO AND NINE TENTHS...

HUNT KICKS OUT.

The crowd erupts in disbelief.

MURPHY
TWO AND NINE TENTHS! The sit-out powerbomb from Gruff Veracity and Elvis Hunt -- barely -- survives! Oh my God!
pain GRILLÉ
'OW. 'Ow is 'e still in zis?

Veracity cannot believe it. He stays on one knee, staring at Danny Vance.

DANNY VANCE

Two! That's two!

Veracity gets to his feet. He looks at the turnbuckle. He has made a decision.

He walks to the corner. He climbs. First rope. Second rope. Top rope. He steadies himself, positioning Hunt below him.

The Truth Bomb. The top-rope crucifix bomb. His finisher. He is setting it up.

The crowd is standing. All of them. Every person in The Bayou on their feet.

Hunt is stirring on the mat below, still woozy from the powerbomb, rolling onto his side. He starts to push up.

He gets to his hands and knees.

He looks up.

He sees Veracity on the top rope.

He does not have time to do anything about it before Veracity launches.

Veracity comes off the top with his arms spread into the crucifix position, aiming to catch Hunt and drive him into the mat.

Hunt drops flat.

Complete instinct. His body just goes horizontal, dropping beneath the arc of the dive.

Veracity hits the mat hard, his knees and chest absorbing the landing without a body to catch, and the thud of his landing is painful to hear.

MURPHY
HUNT MOVED! Veracity off the top rope and Elvis Hunt hit the canvas and the Truth Bomb connected with nothing but mat! Veracity is down!
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is ze oldest trick in ze wrestling and it still 'appens! EVERY TIME IT STILL 'APPENS.

Both men are flat on the canvas. Danny Vance moves to the side, crouching, reading the situation. He looks toward the timekeeper's table, processing.

Hunt gets to his hands. He crawls to his feet. Veracity is stirring, rolling over, pushing himself up but his chest absorbed the landing and he is moving slowly.

Hunt stands over Veracity. He shakes his arms out. He points his finger at Veracity on the canvas.

Then he backs up. He sets his feet.

The Hunt Punt.

He comes off the back foot, driving forward, building momentum, and swings his boot toward Veracity's face as Veracity starts to rise.

But Veracity drops his head and the boot goes over him.

Veracity grabs Hunt's swinging leg at the ankle and pulls, tripping him down to the mat. Hunt hits face-first, catching the canvas with his forearm before his face follows.

Veracity pulls himself upright, Hunt's ankle still in his hand. He steps through, looking to stack Hunt for a Boston Crab or a leg submission, but Hunt rolls through onto his back and kicks Veracity off with both legs.

Veracity stumbles backward into the ropes.

He comes off them with the deadweight falling short-arm lariat.

Hunt ducks under it.

Pure reflex. He is three inches shorter and he simply goes under the arm, and Veracity's lariat catches nothing but air. Hunt spins behind him, front facelock, and drives him straight down with the Crapshoot DDT, planting Veracity's head into the canvas.

SFX: CRACK.

The crowd pops enormous.

MURPHY
CRAPSHOOT DDT! Out of nowhere! Counter into the DDT! Elvis Hunt!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

TWO AND NINE TENTHS...

VERACITY KICKS OUT.

Hunt stares at Danny Vance.

DANNY VANCE

Two! Shoulder was up!

Hunt runs a hand through his sweat-soaked hair. He looks at the crowd. He looks at Veracity.

He gets up. He backs into the corner, breathing hard, one hand on his knee.

And then a buzzer sounds.

The clock from the timekeeper's table triggers it. The arena PA blares a sustained tone.

DANNY VANCE looks immediately at the timekeeper. He gets the signal. He steps back and calls for the bell.

The bell rings three times.

SFX: DING! DING! DING!
DANNY VANCE

Time! Time! Time is up!

The crowd goes completely sideways. Boos from some corners, cheers from others, the general chaos of a time-limit result, but underneath all of it is the sound of people who just saw something real and are not quite ready for it to be over.

MURPHY
Time! Twenty minutes! Twenty minutes have elapsed and we have a time-limit draw, folks! Elvis Hunt and Gruff Veracity have wrestled each other to a standstill and neither man gets the decision here tonight!
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, I 'ave questions. I 'ave many questions. Ze primary question is: when are zese men fighting again?
MURPHY
I'd say that question answers itself, pain.

Hunt stands in the ring with his hands on his knees, head down, breathing. He looks up at Veracity, who is on his feet across the ring, back to the corner, also breathing hard, also staring across at him.

Neither man says anything for a moment.

Hunt straightens up. He points at Veracity. A single point, slow and direct, not aggressive. More like acknowledgment.

Veracity gives the smallest nod.

The crowd applauds.

MURPHY
No winner tonight. But I'll tell you what there was, folks: two men who showed up for their debuts in Spinebuster PRO and gave this crowd everything they had for twenty full minutes. Elvis Hunt, the Las Vegas blue-chip who burned his own potential down and came back anyway. Gruff Veracity, Baton Rouge's own, a man who walks like every step is a statement. Neither man loses tonight, technically. And neither man should feel like they did.
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, I 'ate to say ze sincere thing because it damage my reputation. But zat was... non. I will not say it.
MURPHY
Say it.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze match was very good. MOVING ON.

Hunt rolls to the outside, landing on the floor and leaning against the apron with his eyes closed, just breathing. The music has not hit yet. Nobody has turned on his entrance theme because the moment doesn't need it.

He opens his eyes and scans the crowd, finds the front row, finds the same group of women from his entrance. One of them gives him a slow, reluctant clap, and he points at her with his entire hand like she has confirmed everything he has always believed about himself.

MURPHY
Ladies and gentlemen, twenty minutes of wrestling between two debut talents on Bad Juju. Both men will be back. Count on it.
pain GRILLÉ
And I will be 'ere to resent it. As always.
Result:No Contest20:00
DR. KRACK'S CHIROPRACTIC

After The Match. Before The Rematch.

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El Kraken
Rey Manta
"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance
La Sirena
Tiburón Coral
Backstage Segment

Viva Los Mares Mortales del Golfo

El Kraken

Rey Manta

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance

w/ El Kraken

w/ Tiburón Coral

w/ Rey Manta

w/ La Sirena

La Sirena

Tiburón Coral

The feed cuts abruptly from ringside to the corridor outside the main locker room area. The hallway is narrow, lit by a single row of fluorescent tubes overhead. Exposed brick and stacked road cases line the walls. The camera catches the scene already in motion.

Vivienne Vance stands front and center. She wears a deep charcoal blazer over a seafoam silk blouse, her gold-trimmed leather folder pressed flat against her forearm. Behind her, Los Mares Mortales del Golfo fills the corridor like a wall of water pressure. Rey Manta leans against the brick with his polished gold cane, one ankle crossed over the other, looking somewhere past the camera like it is beneath his notice. La Sirena paces in tight, coiled circles behind Vance's left shoulder, her crimson mask damp at the edges, her fists opening and closing. El Kraken stands motionless directly behind Manta, arms folded over his massive bare chest, the purple tentacle accents of his grey mask catching the fluorescent light. Tiburón Coral crouches on top of a road case to the right, elbows on his knees, thumb tracing the white shark-tooth trim of his mask, watching the camera lens like it owes him something.

Vivienne does not look for the camera. The camera finds her, and she is already ready.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Louisiana. I want you to look very carefully at what is standing behind me.

She pauses. Her smile does not reach her eyes.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Los Mares Mortales del Golfo is not a surprise visit. We are not a tryout. We are not a novelty act that your production team booked for the spectacle of it. We are a permanent, structural change to what Spinebuster PRO is going to be from this moment forward. Whether you like that or not is genuinely irrelevant to our schedule.

She tucks the folder tighter under her arm.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Next week, Los Depredadores del Mar step into this ring, and they will face whoever crawls out of tonight's main event between Blood Oath and THRØNEBREACH DISASTER. I don't particularly care which team survives that match. What I can tell you with complete certainty is that Tiburón Coral and El Kraken are going to walk through them, and Los Depredadores del Mar will continue to advance directly to those Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championships. That is not a prediction. That is a contractual inevitability.

She takes one precise step to her left, opening a clean line of sight to Rey Manta without ever taking her eyes off the camera.

VIVIENNE VANCE

And now. The Manta King has something he would like to say.

Rey Manta does not push off the wall with urgency. He detaches from it the way a predator leaves a shadow, unhurried, and moves forward until he stands just to Vivienne's right. He looks at the camera lens for a long, silent moment with cold, heavy contempt. He raises the gold cane slightly, as if pointing to something far beneath him, then begins.

REY MANTA

Spinebuster PRO. Escúchenme bien. Solo voy a decir esto una vez.

His voice is smooth. Velvet over stone.

REY MANTA

He visto sus campeones. He visto sus pretendientes. He estudiado a cada hombre en ese vestuario que cree que tiene el derecho de llamarse Campeón de Peso Pesado... y lo que he visto me aburrió profundamente.

He tilts his head a fraction.

REY MANTA

Yo no estoy aquí para competir. La competencia es para quienes dudan de su propio linaje. Yo soy Rey Manta. El Golfo Americano es mi territorio. Este campeonato que llevan en sus revistas y en sus carteles... ese oro me pertenece por derecho de sangre. No por ambición. No por hambre. Por herencia.

He lets the word sit in the air.

REY MANTA

Así que quiero que todos los hombres en ese vestuario, el campeón incluido, se miren al espejo esta noche y entiendan una cosa muy sencilla. Un rey no persigue su corona. Su corona regresa a él. Inclínense ante el rey del océano.

Vivienne steps forward smoothly, translating without missing a breath.

VIVIENNE VANCE

What Rey Manta has just communicated to you in the most elegant terms available to him is this. He has reviewed your Heavyweight Championship picture. He finds it thoroughly unimpressive. He is not inserting himself into a title race. He is ending one. The Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship belongs to the Gulf, and the Gulf has arrived to collect it. Whoever currently holds that title should use whatever time they have left wisely.

Behind her, La Sirena stops pacing. She snaps toward the camera, stepping up so close that the lens has to adjust focus.

LA SIRENA

¡Y si alguien en ese vestuario piensa que va a bloquear el camino de Rey Manta, yo voy a ser lo primero que encuentren!

Her voice spikes hard, cracking off the brick.

LA SIRENA

¡No me importa quién seas! ¡No me importa cuánto pesas! En Acapulco aprendí a romper hombres más grandes que tú antes de que saliera el sol. ¡Me van a necesitar a mí entre ustedes y él, y les juro por lo que más quieran que eso no va a terminar bien para nadie! ¡Escuchen los gritos!

She bites the last word off. Vivienne does not flinch. She simply places one manicured hand flat on La Sirena's forearm, barely a touch, the gesture of a woman who has managed this before and is entirely unbothered by it now.

Tiburón Coral drops off the road case. He lands without sound. He steps forward, thumb still running along the white teeth of his mask, and stops just behind La Sirena's left shoulder. He tilts his head at the camera and speaks low, hissing and fast.

TIBURON CORAL

Blood Oath. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER. Uno de ustedes sobrevive esta noche. Uno de ustedes piensa que mañana hay un futuro. Hay un camino hacia esos campeonatos.

A short, sharp click of a laugh.

TIBURON CORAL

Nosotros somos ese camino. Y el camino está cerrado. La semana que viene, cuando las luces se pongan azules... yo voy a oler el miedo desde el otro lado de ese vestuario. ¿Piensan que porque vuelan están seguros? ¿Piensan que porque corren se van a escapar? El tiburón también puede volar, hermano. Hay sangre en el agua.

El Kraken has not moved. He has not shifted his weight. He unfolds his arms now, slowly, the chains on his harness settling with a low metallic drag. He steps forward one single step, and the corridor feels smaller for it. He leans his massive head down toward the camera, and when he speaks it comes up from somewhere deep, somewhere dark, like pressure groaning through a hull.

EL KRAKEN

Ustedes corren. Ustedes gritan. Ustedes rezan.

He lets the silence hold.

EL KRAKEN

No importa. La oscuridad los alcanza a todos. Mis manos ya conocen el camino. Arrástrenlos al fondo.

He straightens. He steps back. The corridor fills back in behind him.

Vivienne allows a beat of complete silence to settle. She smooths the front of her blazer once with the back of her hand.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Spinebuster PRO, you have been given a tremendous amount of information tonight, and I would encourage you to take all of it seriously. Los Mares Mortales del Golfo is not a wave you wait out. It is a tide. And the tide, as I have said before, always takes what it's owed.

She glances once at Rey Manta. He has already turned away from the camera, his back to the lens, cane under his arm, done.

VIVIENNE VANCE

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

She walks after him. La Sirena peels off the wall behind them, still rolling her shoulders. El Kraken follows, his footsteps heavy and slow. Tiburón Coral is last. He stops at the edge of the frame, turns back to the camera one final time, and runs his thumb along the shark teeth of his mask one slow pass, end to end. Then he turns and disappears around the corner.

The corridor is empty. The fluorescent light hums.

The feed cuts back to ringside.

MURPHY
I don't know exactly how many people are in that locker room tonight who just watched that on the monitor, but I can tell you this much, every single one of them should be paying close attention. Los Mares Mortales del Golfo has made its statement. The tag team titles are in their crosshairs, and if Rey Manta means what Vivienne Vance just translated for us, and I have absolutely no reason to believe he doesn't, the Heavyweight Championship is too.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui. Oui, oui, oui. Okay. Ecoutez-moi. She said the tide takes what it's owed. That is not a threat, that is a geological fact. Rey Manta is standing in this building looking at everyone here like they are debris on the surface of his ocean, and he is not wrong. El Kraken is going to drag someone to the bottom of the sea, Tiburón Coral is going to eat whoever is still floating, and La Sirena is going to enjoy every second of it. This is a very good night for professional wrestling and I am personally very excited.
MURPHY
And next week, Los Depredadores del Mar face the survivor of tonight's main event with the tag titles on the line down the road. This company just got a whole lot more complicated. We'll be right back.
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Triple Threat Match
"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris
"Concrete" Carmen Cruz
Amber Rizzoli
VS
VS

"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris

"Concrete" Carmen Cruz

Amber Rizzoli

MURPHY
And we are back here on Bad Juju, folks, coming to you live from The Bayou in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'm Morton Murphy alongside my broadcast partner pain GRILLE, and if you're just joining us, you have picked a heck of a time to tune in because we are about to make some history.
pain GRILLÉ
Oui, history. That is ze word, non? Spinebuster PRO, she is opening ze women's division tonight, right now, and I have to say, I have done my research on all three of zese competitors and I am already picking my favourite.
MURPHY
I have no doubt you are. Danny Vance is already in the ring, rulebook probably memorized front to back, and for good reason tonight because we have got three very different women about to share that ring for the very first time. This is a triple threat match, no disqualifications between competitors, one fall to a finish, and the woman who gets that pinfall writes her name into the first chapter of this division's history.
pain GRILLÉ
And two of zem are very smart. Very calculating. I like zat.
MURPHY
Before we send it down to ringside, let me take just a second to thank the fine folks over at Swamp Water, the official sports drink of Spinebuster PRO, for keeping us hydrated through what is shaping up to be a tremendous evening of professional wrestling. Swamp Water. It's murky. It's bold. It bites back. Pick up a case wherever fine beverages are sold.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not drink it but I respect ze branding.
MURPHY
And here we go.

The house lights die for just a moment. Then they come back up flooded in a warm, golden yellow, saturating every corner of The Bayou like afternoon sun pouring through cypress trees. The zydeco kicks in, bright and bouncing and infectious, and the curtain splits.

Daisy Mae DuPris comes through it at a dead run, arms already spread wide, and the crowd erupts.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"

She is beaming. Genuinely, completely, irrepressibly beaming. She's wearing her sky-blue and sunflower-yellow singlet, the little embroidered wildflowers catching the light, her white boots pristine. She stops at the top of the ramp and claps both hands over her heart like the sound of this crowd is physically hitting her, then she breaks into a sprint down the ramp, slapping every outstretched hand she can reach, lingering at the front row to high-five two kids in the first seat who are already losing their minds.

MURPHY
"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris, ladies and gentlemen! Born and raised in Houma, Louisiana, learned this sport in a ring built out of dirt and old tractor tires, and tonight she makes her professional debut right here in her home state!
pain GRILLÉ
A ring made of dirt and tractor tires. Mon Dieu. Zat explains everything about 'er, Murphy.
MURPHY
It explains why she is tougher than anyone in this building is giving her credit for.

Daisy slides under the bottom rope with the natural ease of someone who has done this ten thousand times on a patch of Louisiana dirt. She pops to her feet, scales the second turnbuckle, and throws both arms out wide to the crowd, soaking in every decibel. She hops down, carefully folds her denim vest and sets it in the corner, then turns to face the entrance and bounces on her toes, hands up, grinning at the curtain.

The golden lights vanish.

The arena shifts. Hard grey bleeds in from the sides, and where the warm yellow just lived, there is now cold warning-yellow industrial light cutting sharp angles across the ring. Then the vinyl hiss. The low, creeping bass of Mobb Deep rolling in from the floor, slow and inevitable.

Carmen Cruz walks through the curtain.

She is not in a hurry. She never is. She comes down the ramp with that particular rolling shoulder swagger that says she has already decided how tonight ends. Canary yellow and charcoal grey. Gold laces on the white boots. Thick yellow wristbands. She clocks the front row immediately and peels off toward a fan in a Daisy Mae t-shirt, rubbing her fingers together in the universal sign for money right in their face while the fan responds with a torrent of boos.

Carmen grins. Slides that gum to the other cheek.

MURPHY
"Concrete" Carmen Cruz, out of Newark, New Jersey. Carmen Cruz does not believe in earning your respect. She believes in securing the bag, in her words, and in doing whatever is necessary to walk out with the paycheck.
pain GRILLÉ
She is ze most sensible person on zis roster. What? I said what I said.
MURPHY
She is a cheat and you know it.
pain GRILLÉ
She is efficient, Murphy. Zere is a difference.

Carmen slides under the bottom rope, stands directly in the center of the ring, and stares at Daisy Mae without any expression at all. Danny Vance immediately inserts himself between them, hands up. Carmen does not acknowledge him. She just keeps staring.

DANNY VANCE

Miss Cruz. Step back to your corner. Thank you.

Carmen breaks the stare at Daisy to cut her eyes sideways at Danny like he is the most boring thing she has ever seen, then rolls her shoulders and drifts back to a neutral position, leaning against the turnbuckle with both arms crossed.

The grey lights die.

Magenta floods the arena. Pastel purple chases it across the ceiling in rolling waves, and then the bass hits, thick and poppy and completely saturating, and Amber Rizzoli emerges through the curtain with that custom ring-light selfie stick held out in front of her like a scepter.

The arena screens immediately cut to her live stream feed. Her face fills the Jumbotron, perfect lighting, perfect angles, blowing a sarcastic kiss directly to her own camera while the crowd boos her emphatically.

MURPHY
And the third competitor in this match, Amber Rizzoli, out of Beverly Hills, California. Social media phenomenon, self-described aesthetics artist, and someone who has referred to her opponents in this match as, and I am quoting here, "props."
pain GRILLÉ
She has over four million followers, Murphy. FOUR MILLION. Zese people in zis building? Zey 'ave maybe collectively four followers between zem.
MURPHY
That is genuinely insulting.
pain GRILLÉ
It is simply math.

Amber glides up the steps with theatrical, deliberate precision, pausing on the apron at the peak of the bass drop to pose for her camera in profile, the ring-light behind her creating a perfect halo effect that she has clearly rehearsed. She hands the phone to her personal assistant at ringside with a cold, contemptuous glance and steps through the ropes, smoothing her rhinestone-covered outfit and casting a single dismissive look at both Daisy Mae and Carmen before finding a corner.

MURPHY
All three women in the ring. Danny Vance is your official tonight. He's going to keep order in this match as best one man possibly can, and this is a triple threat, folks, so the only way this ends is one pinfall or submission. Any two competitors can go at it at any time.

Danny Vance moves to the center of the ring. He looks at all three women with the crisp, focused attention of a man who intends to call this match by the absolute letter of the law.

DANNY VANCE

Alright. I want a clean match. If I see anything -- anything -- that crosses the line, I will act on it. We clear? We clear. Let's go!

The bell rings.

SFX: DING DING DING!

All three women step out of their corners simultaneously, and for a half-second they form a loose triangle in the center of the ring, each one measuring the other two. The crowd buzzes with the electric uncertainty of it.

Then Carmen Cruz and Amber Rizzoli exchange exactly one glance. It is not warm. It is not a partnership. It is a calculation. Two heels who have both looked at Daisy Mae DuPris and arrived at the same conclusion independently.

Carmen moves first. She shoots toward Daisy with a short-arm shoulder thrust that drives her shoulder directly into Daisy's midsection and rams her back into the corner. Daisy grunts hard, the air punching out of her lungs.

MURPHY
And right away Carmen Cruz targeting the ribs on Daisy Mae DuPris! That shoulder thrust is vicious and she knew exactly where to aim it.
pain GRILLÉ
See, zis is what I mean by efficiency. One move, one message. You are not welcome 'ere.

Carmen reels back and throws a European uppercut that snaps Daisy's head up and into the turnbuckle padding. Daisy staggers two steps forward and Carmen immediately grabs a fistful of hair and hauls her sideways toward the ropes.

DANNY VANCE

Hair! That's a hair-pull, Cruz! Let it go right now!

Carmen releases it with the casual compliance of someone who got exactly what she wanted out of the action anyway. Daisy is reeling, steadying herself against the middle rope.

But Amber Rizzoli has been watching from a neutral distance, and the second Daisy is against those ropes, Amber comes sprinting across the ring and hits a running aesthetic dropkick that sends Daisy spilling out between the second and third rope and crashing to the floor outside.

The crowd groans.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli with that running dropkick and Daisy Mae DuPris has been sent to the outside! We are less than thirty seconds in and the two heels in this match have already combined to put the fan favorite on the floor.
pain GRILLÉ
It is called strategy, Murphy! Zey are not allies, zey simply both arrived at ze same correct conclusion at ze same time. Zis is mathematics! Ze enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but I deal with 'er after.

Now it is Carmen and Amber alone in the ring, and the calculation shifts. Carmen looks at Amber. Amber looks at Carmen. Amber tucks a strand of hair back and sets her expression into something that might generously be described as polite disdain.

Carmen throws the first forearm.

Amber takes it off the cheekbone and her head snaps sideways, and she freezes. Her hand goes immediately to her face. She touches her cheek. She looks at her own fingers.

AMBER

You HIT my FACE.

The crowd cracks up.

AMBER

This is a face, Carmen. This is a BRAND. Do you have any idea --

Carmen throws a second forearm. Amber stumbles into the ropes and comes back with a tilting hurricanrana that flips Carmen hard into the center of the ring. Carmen bounces up fast, not happy about it, and Amber is already celebrating the move like she just hit a five-star banger, turning to check her hair in the nearest hard camera.

Carmen charges. Amber ducks the clothesline attempt with a hair-pull snapmare that yanks Carmen face-first into the canvas, and then Amber drops a flashy handstand elbow drop -- the handstand clean and controlled, the elbow dropping directly into Carmen's shoulder blade. She immediately covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen kicks out hard, rolling away, and the crowd gives a mild pop, more for the spectacle of the handstand than any affection for Amber.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli going for the cover very early but Carmen Cruz kicks out at two, and I'll tell you what, that handstand elbow drop is something to watch even if you don't love the person throwing it.
pain GRILLÉ
It is aesthetically superior to anything I have seen in zis ring in months, Murphy. I am just saying what is true.

Meanwhile, outside the ring, Daisy Mae DuPris has reached the apron. She is pulling herself up by the middle rope, her ribs clearly bothering her from that shoulder thrust in the corner, but she is pulling herself up. The crowd has found her.

Fans: "DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY!"

She hears it. She stands up on the apron and takes a breath.

Carmen is back to her feet inside, and she has now decided Amber is a more immediate problem. She fires a running knee strike that catches Amber in the ribs as Amber comes off the ropes, folding her forward. Carmen transitions instantly into a snap suplex attempt, but Amber wriggles and lands on her feet behind Carmen, grabbing Carmen by the shoulders and hitting a corner monkey flip that sends Carmen crashing back-first into the turnbuckle pads.

Carmen sags in the corner.

Amber advances, smirking, shaking out her hair.

And Daisy Mae DuPris springboards off the top rope.

She comes across the ring with a diving crossbody that hits Amber Rizzoli clean and sends both women tumbling across the canvas. The crowd erupts.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"
MURPHY
DIVING CROSSBODY FROM THE TOP! Daisy Mae DuPris back in this match! She timed that perfectly, waited for the right moment, and she just hit Amber Rizzoli with everything she had!
pain GRILLÉ
But 'er ribs! 'er ribs are already damaged from ze shoulder thrust, Murphy! Ze crossbody 'urts 'er as much as it 'urts Amber!

Murphy is right. Daisy winces as she lands, her left arm wrapping instinctively around her midsection as she scrambles to cover Amber.

ONE...
TWO...

Amber kicks out. Daisy rolls to her feet and the crowd is fully behind her now, that warm yellow light feeling like it never fully left even though the production has moved on.

Daisy shakes out her hands, bouncing on her toes, and she is grinning again. The pain is there in her eyes but the smile is bigger.

Carmen Cruz re-enters the picture from behind. She shoots in low for a single-leg takedown targeting Daisy's ankle, pulling her foot out from under her and slamming her to the canvas. Daisy hits back-first and Carmen immediately drops a stomping heel into the back of Daisy's knee, methodical and deliberate.

DANNY VANCE

Watch the stomps, Cruz. I'm counting.

Carmen doesn't look at him. She does it again.

DANNY VANCE

That is a warning. One warning. I give one.

pain GRILLÉ
'e is very dramatic for someone who cannot actually stop 'er.
MURPHY
He absolutely can stop her, he can call for a disqualification in a triple threat, and Carmen knows that, which is why she backs off. Smart play, Danny Vance.

Carmen hauls Daisy up by the wrist and drives a short-arm shoulder thrust into those already-compromised ribs a second time. Daisy buckles. Carmen pulls the wrist again, telegraphing a second one, and Daisy plants her feet and pulls back with a sharp deep arm drag that sends Carmen stumbling across the ring and into the ropes.

The crowd pops.

Carmen bounces off the ropes and comes back and Daisy hits a second arm drag, this one rolling through it into a standing position, Carmen popping up off the canvas and into a third arm drag that sends her skidding across the ring for real this time.

Three arm drags. The crowd catches it immediately.

The Hospitality Rally.

Daisy pauses. She raises both hands and starts clapping, falling into the exact rhythm of the crowd's noise, and The Bayou matches her, clapping with her, building a wall of sound that fills every corner of the building.

Fans: "DAISY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap) "DAISY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Daisy rides that sound into a sprint and hits Carmen with a running bulldog, driving her face into the canvas with a clean, loud pop.

MURPHY
The Hospitality Rally! Three arm drags, the crowd comes alive, and she follows it with the running bulldog! Daisy Mae DuPris is absolutely on fire right now!
pain GRILLÉ
Mon dieu, ze crowd in zis building, zey are 'ypnotized by 'er. Zis is concerning.

Daisy rolls Carmen over and covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen kicks out again, and from the side of the ring, Amber Rizzoli has gotten herself back together. She watches Daisy Mae celebrating in the middle of the ring, getting the crowd going, and something crosses her face that is significantly less than pleasant.

Amber catches Daisy from behind with a springboard crossbody off the middle rope that knocks them both down, and Amber ends up on top of Daisy for a quick cover.

ONE...

Daisy powers out immediately. Amber expected that. She is already standing, pulling Daisy up by the arm, whipping her toward the ropes. Daisy comes back and Amber catches her with a running spinning heel kick that spins Daisy around and drops her.

MURPHY
Running spinning heel kick from Rizzoli and Daisy Mae goes down. Amber showing some real athleticism in there tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Content. She is creating content, Murphy. And it is very watchable content, I might add.
MURPHY
You are incorrigible.

Amber kneels next to Daisy's head, holds up two peace signs to the hard camera, tilts her head to get the angle right. The crowd boos her viciously.

Fans: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
AMBER

Trending. This is literally trending right now.

She stands. Snapmare on Daisy, and then the sarcastic kick to the back. Daisy arches. Amber follows with a cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Daisy kicks out with authority, and at the same moment Carmen Cruz comes in from behind Amber and hooks her neck for the Newark Neckbreaker. She gets Amber up into the elevated hangman's position --

But Amber slips out behind her, shoves Carmen forward into the corner chest-first, and as Carmen stumbles back, Amber catches her with a slingshot jawbreaker, whipping Carmen's jaw across the top rope. Carmen drops to one knee, jaw hanging, eyes glazed.

MURPHY
Slingshot jawbreaker from Amber Rizzoli turning the Newark Neckbreaker attempt into something very different! Carmen Cruz in trouble!

Amber turns back to Daisy, who has gotten to her feet and is shaking the cobwebs loose. They meet in the center of the ring. Daisy fires a spinning forearm smash that catches Amber across the side of the head and rocks her backward. Amber's hands go to her head and she lets out a sharp, furious shriek.

AMBER

MY HAIR! You hit my HAIR! It's not just hair, it is a PRODUCT LINE --

Daisy Mae winds up a second spinning forearm.

The crowd is completely with her.

But Carmen Cruz has recovered from the jawbreaker and she comes in behind Daisy at speed, going for the Concrete Jungle, her shining wizard aimed at the back of Daisy's head. Daisy Mae ducks it by instinct, Carmen's knee whistling over her head, and the momentum sends Carmen stumbling forward directly into Amber.

Carmen collides with Amber and both heels crash into the corner.

Daisy Mae looks at the two of them tangled together in that turnbuckle, and she processes the opportunity in about a tenth of a second, and she is already climbing.

She goes up to the second rope. Then the top. She sets up behind them both, gets her balance, and she goes for the tornado DDT.

She grabs Carmen by the back of the head as the primary target, and she swings around the corner, bringing Carmen with her, drilling her into the canvas with the tornado DDT. Carmen hits hard, neck first, and she rolls to the ropes immediately, clutching her head.

MURPHY
TORNADO DDT OUT OF THE CORNER! Daisy Mae DuPris just used the turnbuckle as a launching pad and absolutely planted Carmen Cruz in the middle of the ring! This girl is something special, folks!
pain GRILLÉ
I -- okay. I cannot lie. Zat was -- no. No, I will not say it.
MURPHY
You were about to compliment her.
pain GRILLÉ
I was about to say nozzing! NOZZING!

Amber Rizzoli, still in the corner, launches herself off the middle rope with The Cancellation -- the springboard inverted facebuster -- aimed at Daisy Mae who is still low from the tornado DDT follow-through. But Daisy rolls aside, Amber crashes and burns, hitting the canvas on her own terms and rolling to the outside with a pained yell.

MURPHY
The Cancellation completely whiffs! Amber Rizzoli lands on nothing and she has rolled to the outside!

Daisy Mae is back on her feet. Her ribs are clearly hurting her, she has one arm tucked to her side without fully realizing it, but her eyes are bright. She looks out at The Bayou and the people in The Bayou look back at her.

Carmen Cruz drags herself up by the ropes. She sees Daisy. She recognizes the moment for what it is and she goes immediately to the only gear she has left, shooting a hidden eye gouge as she gets close, fingers stabbing toward Daisy's eyes. Danny Vance is moving.

DANNY VANCE

HEY. That is an EYE GOUGE, Miss Cruz. I am right here. I am always right here.

Carmen pivots, throwing her hands up in completely unconvincing innocence.

DANNY VANCE

I am not your mother and I don't need your explanations. I have EYES.

Carmen, behind Danny's back, makes an obscene gesture in his direction.

But the eye gouge bought Carmen a moment. She grabs Daisy by the arm, hauls her in, and drives a European uppercut into her jaw that snaps Daisy upright. Carmen goes for the rolling kneebar, dropping and grabbing Daisy's leg and wrenching it around. Daisy goes down immediately, the knee tweaked, and Carmen sits into the hold.

The crowd groans.

MURPHY
Rolling kneebar from Carmen Cruz! She's got that knee locked in and Daisy Mae DuPris is in real trouble right here!
pain GRILLÉ
Now zis is ze Carmen Cruz I know! She goes for ze joint, she stays on it. Systematic. Beautiful.

Daisy's face shifts into the Heartbreak Sell. Pure raw grit. Her eyes are wide and full and she is not going to cry but she looks like she might, and the crowd feels it in their chest, and they do what they are going to do.

Fans: "DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY!"

Carmen wrenches the kneebar tighter, sitting back to increase the torque. Danny Vance slides down to the mat at eye level with Daisy.

DANNY VANCE

You wanna tap? You wanna quit? You don't have to. Tell me!

DAISY

No! No -- no!

She is dragging herself. Inch by inch toward the ropes, Carmen fighting the movement with her whole body, pulling back against the crawl. The crowd is on their feet, clapping in rhythm.

Fans: "DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY!"

Daisy's fingertips touch the bottom rope.

DANNY VANCE

BREAK! ROPE BREAK! Let it GO, Miss Cruz!

DANNY VANCE

One! Two! Three! Four!

Carmen lets go on four. She slams Daisy's leg down on the canvas and steps back with her arms out like she has done nothing wrong, and she is furious.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris survives the rolling kneebar by getting to the bottom rope and Danny Vance enforced that count immediately. Great work by the official.
pain GRILLÉ
She 'ardly touched ze rope! Zat was maybe 'er fingernail! Maybe!
MURPHY
It was her hand, pain. Rope break. Rules matter.

Daisy pulls herself up using the ropes, favouring that left knee now. Carmen advances. She grabs Daisy's wrist and pulls her in for another short-arm shoulder thrust to those ribs, and Daisy takes it, the air hissing out between her teeth. Carmen reels back. Lines it up.

Daisy ducks inside and rolls Carmen up in a schoolgirl.

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen kicks out at two and a half, rolling to her feet angry, and Daisy is already bouncing on her good leg, both hands clapping, feeding off the crowd.

Then Amber Rizzoli slides back into the ring from the apron. She has produced a compact mirror from somewhere that the assistant at ringside must have handed her, and she checks her own face in it for a half-second before closing it. She looks at Daisy Mae DuPris with the dead-eyed appraisal of someone choosing a thumbnail.

She moves toward Daisy. She locks on the wrapping abdominal stretch -- no, that is Daisy's move, and Daisy applies it first, spinning inside Amber's approach and wrapping the abdominal stretch on, cranking Amber sideways with her hip against Amber's hip, stretching her out.

MURPHY
ABDOMINAL STRETCH! Daisy Mae DuPris turns Amber's approach into her own submission! She has got that locked in tight!
pain GRILLÉ
She is using 'er 'ips as leverage! Zis is actually quite technically sound and I refuse to elaborate!

Amber is howling, less from pain and more from the aesthetic horror of being bent sideways on live television. She is straining toward the ropes. Danny Vance is checking both the hold and the ropes in the same glance.

Carmen Cruz, back on her feet, sees the situation. She could break the hold. Instead she watches, calculating. Let them wear each other out.

Amber gets two fingers on the bottom rope.

DANNY VANCE

Rope break! Let her GO!

Daisy releases cleanly, immediately, without argument, and steps back. Danny Vance nods at her with something approaching professional appreciation.

Carmen moves instantly, crossing the ring toward Daisy, low kick aimed at the damaged knee. Daisy sidesteps it, barely, and the kick glances off her shin. Carmen comes back with a hair-pull takedown that yanks Daisy sideways toward the center of the ring.

DANNY VANCE

THAT IS A HAIR-PULL! Second time tonight, Miss Cruz! I am keeping count!

Carmen hauls Daisy up and looks toward the corner. She starts dragging Daisy toward the post.

MURPHY
She's going for the ring post figure-four! Carmen Cruz trying to get that leg around the steel post!

She gets Daisy to the ropes, starts to slide outside, Daisy's ankle in hand --

Amber Rizzoli hits Carmen in the back with a running dropkick that sends Carmen spilling forward and releasing Daisy, Carmen crashing into the ring apron chest-first with a sick SFX: CRACK! that draws a collective wince from the crowd.

MURPHY
AMBER RIZZOLI with the running dropkick and she breaks up the ring post trap but don't think for a second she did that for Daisy Mae's benefit!
pain GRILLÉ
Of course not! She did it for 'erself! Zis is chess, Murphy, not checkers!

Amber grabs Daisy immediately, trying to take advantage of the damaged knee with a tilting hurricanrana set-up. But Daisy catches her, planting her feet and holding on, and she wraps a sunset flip pin, pulling Amber over and sitting down into the cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Amber bridges out, impressive enough that a small genuine pop escapes the building, and Carmen Cruz has rolled back into the ring. She storms toward both women, low kick connecting with Daisy's already-damaged knee.

SFX: CRACK!

Daisy goes down on one knee.

Carmen hauls her up, hooks her for the Newark Neckbreaker. She gets Daisy elevated, the hangman's position locked in, neck arched over Carmen's shoulder --

MURPHY
NEWARK NECKBREAKER! Carmen Cruz hits it! This could be over!

Carmen drops Daisy hard and covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Amber Rizzoli breaks the count with a kick to the back of Carmen's head, and Carmen goes forward off the cover. Amber shoves Carmen aside and covers Daisy herself.

ONE...
TWO...

Daisy kicks out! The crowd gasps and then erupts.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap) "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
TWO AND NINE TENTHS! Daisy Mae DuPris kicked out! She took the Newark Neckbreaker and she kicked out!
pain GRILLÉ
She 'as taken everything tonight, Murphy. Zis is not what I was expecting. I will admit zat. I was not expecting zis.

Amber turns on Carmen and the two heels come nose to nose. Amber shoves Carmen. Carmen's jaw tightens. Carmen shoves back and it is more forceful, Amber stumbling into the ropes, and the whatever thin line of coexistence they had snaps cleanly in half.

Amber throws a running spinning heel kick. Carmen ducks it. Amber spins on the landing and eats a European uppercut that sends her backward.

Carmen goes for the Concrete Jungle -- the shining wizard to the back of Amber's head. It connects this time with a SFX: CRACK! that drops Amber straight to the canvas.

The crowd pops just for the impact.

Carmen looks down at Amber and then looks across the ring at Daisy Mae DuPris, who has pulled herself up on the ropes, one leg reliable, one leg not, ribs aching, neck stiff from that neckbreaker. Carmen points at her.

MURPHY
Here we go. Carmen Cruz versus Daisy Mae DuPris. This is it.

Carmen comes at her with another European uppercut. Daisy absorbs it, head snapping back, and stays on her feet.

Carmen throws a forearm. Daisy takes it and fires a spinning forearm smash back.

SFX: CRACK!

Carmen's head snaps. Carmen throws another forearm.

SFX: CRACK!

Daisy takes it and comes back with a second spinning forearm.

SFX: CRACK!

The crowd has found the rhythm of it and they are counting every exchange, and Carmen throws a third and Daisy takes it and comes back with a third spinning forearm that sends Carmen stumbling backward two full steps.

Fans: "DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY!"

Daisy Mae DuPris bounces on her feet, one arm curled to her ribs, one eye twitching from the eye gouge earlier, her left knee less than reliable, and she is smiling. She is smiling like none of it matters, like pain is simply the price of the ticket, and The Bayou loves her for it with everything they have.

Carmen charges. Daisy steps aside and catches her with a tilting headscissors takedown that flips Carmen hard into the middle of the ring.

MURPHY
Headscissors takedown! Daisy Mae DuPris is on fire and The Bayou is rocking right now!
pain GRILLÉ
Where is she getting zis from? She 'as been beaten on for four minutes! Where is zis coming from?
MURPHY
It is coming from Houma, Louisiana, pain. That is where it is coming from.

Daisy looks up at the top turnbuckle. She looks at Carmen, flat on the canvas. She looks at the crowd.

The crowd answers before she can even ask.

Fans: "DAI-SY! DAI-SY! DAI-SY!"

She climbs. Every movement on that left knee is a small ordeal and she is not hiding it, the grimace real, the determination real alongside it. She gets to the top rope and she steadies herself.

Amber Rizzoli, from somewhere below, grabs the top rope and shakes it.

Daisy wobbles. The crowd screams. Daisy catches her balance with sheer stubbornness, grabs the ropes, resets, and drops the diving crossbody down onto Carmen Cruz.

The landing is hard on her ribs and she cries out but she rolls through it and scrambles for the cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen gets the shoulder up. The crowd groans.

Amber Rizzoli comes in and she goes for The Cancellation on Daisy Mae, grabbing her for the springboard inverted facebuster, getting her up into position off the middle rope --

Daisy slides out the back, lands on her feet behind Amber, and she drives Amber forward into the ropes. Amber bounces off and comes back and Daisy catches her with a running bulldog, putting Amber's face right in the canvas, and rolls away.

Carmen is up. She goes for a running knee to a seated Daisy Mae, but Daisy rolls aside on instinct, Carmen's knee hitting nothing but canvas. As Carmen comes back upright, Daisy hits the ropes.

She comes off the second rope.

The Swamp-Cutter.

The springboard Stunner. Carmen walks into it, the jaw drop is sudden and total, and Carmen Cruz crumbles.

SFX: CRACK!
MURPHY
SWAMP-CUTTER! SWAMP-CUTTER ON CARMEN CRUZ! THE SWAMPFLOWER HITS IT!

The Bayou detonates.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap) "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Daisy scrambles across the canvas and drapes herself over Carmen Cruz. Danny Vance is in position in a fraction of a second, sliding to the mat.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: DING DING DING!

The arena floods back into that warm, golden, sunbaked yellow and the zydeco erupts from the speakers and the crowd is already on their feet, already screaming, already lost in it.

MURPHY
DAISY MAE DUPRIS! "THE SWAMPFLOWER" WINS! IN HER PROFESSIONAL DEBUT, IN HER HOME STATE OF LOUISIANA, DAISY MAE DUPRIS WINS THE OPENING MATCH OF THE SPINEBUSTER PRO WOMEN'S DIVISION!
pain GRILLÉ
I -- I -- zis is -- she 'it ze move and it worked and I do not -- mon dieu -- she is very talented and I will not say anozzer word!
MURPHY
That's growth, pain.

Danny Vance crosses the ring, takes Daisy Mae's wrist, and raises her arm high. Daisy looks at her own raised hand for a half-second like she cannot quite believe it is real, and then she covers her mouth with her free hand and the emotion hits her all at once and the crowd sees it and they answer it.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"

She moves to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the second rope on that good leg, and throws both arms out wide. The lights are gold and warm and the zydeco is playing and The Bayou is completely hers.

MURPHY
What a performance from Daisy Mae DuPris tonight. She absorbed Carmen Cruz's dirty tricks, she absorbed Amber Rizzoli's opportunism, she took the Newark Neckbreaker and kicked out, and she hit the Swamp-Cutter when it counted most. Folks, the women's division of Spinebuster PRO is open for business, and on this evidence, it is going to be something very special.
pain GRILLÉ
I will be watching. Zat is all I will say. I will be watching all three of zem.
MURPHY
High praise from pain GRILLE. What a night. Folks, we'll be right back.
Result"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPrisvia pinfall — Swamp-Cutter (springboard Stunner)10:47
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Vox Null
Jet Vessil
Backstage Segment

The Silence is Deafening

Vox Null

Jet Vessil

The hallway outside the main locker room. Concrete walls. A single fluorescent light flickers overhead. The camera catches the scene already in motion, the lens adjusting through the low contrast like it stumbled onto something it was not supposed to find.

Vox Null stands at the far end of the corridor. Still. Six-foot-five and three hundred pounds of absolute nothing happening. He holds his phone at his side. No expression readable under the flat cold of his face. He is not leaning on the wall. He is not pacing. He is simply present, the way a storm is present on a horizon.

Coming the other direction is Jet Vessil. Same height. Same weight. Different kind of stillness. Where Vox Null is a void, Jet Vessil moves like something calibrating. His mask catches the flicker of the bad light above them and throws it back wrong. His pace does not change when he sees Null. His pace never changes.

They close the distance and stop.

Neither one of them moves for a long moment.

MURPHY
Wait. Who is that? That is not someone we have seen before. That mask, that build. Morton is trying to place it. I cannot.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not know zis person. Which means I do not trust zis person. Which means I am already annoyed.

The hallway holds the silence like it belongs to it.

Jet Vessil looks at Vox Null. His head tilts a few degrees. Measuring. Patient. The way a man looks at a wall before he decides whether to walk through it or wait for it to crack.

Then he speaks. Low. Not to the camera. Not to the audience. To Null.

JET VESSIL

Watch your back. Ike is a dog.

No emphasis on any particular word. Not a warning performed. A warning given.

Vox Null does not blink. He raises the phone slowly. The text-to-speech voice fills the narrow concrete space between them, flat and digital and completely unhurried.

VOX NULL

They can hear me now.

MURPHY
Good God.
pain GRILLÉ
Okay. Okay I will admit. Zat gave me something. I do not know what. I do not like it.

Jet Vessil holds the look for one more beat. He gives a single nod. Not agreement. Acknowledgement. Then he walks past Null without turning back, his footsteps even and measured until the corridor swallows him.

Vox Null watches him go. Then he turns the other direction and walks, unhurried, the phone still at his side, the fluorescent light blinking once behind him like a punctuation mark.

The camera lingers on the empty hallway for a moment. Nothing left. Just the flicker and the hum.

MURPHY
I do not know who that was. I do not know what exactly just happened. But I will tell you this, something shifted in that hallway just now. You could feel it.
pain GRILLÉ
Two very large and very quiet men standing in a corridor telling each other cryptic things. I find zis extremely unsettling and I refuse to explain why.
MURPHY
Ike Gritsenko had better hope that whatever that was, it does not come pointing his direction.
pain GRILLÉ
Ike is a dog, ze man said. I mean. He is not wrong. But still. You do not say it like zat.
BAYOU BAIL BONDS

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Tag Team Match
"Black Crown Riot" Charlie Williams
"Kaiju" Teddy Alexander
VS
Adam "Bloody" Monday
Black Panda

THRØNEBREACH DISASTER

"Black Crown Riot" Charlie Williams & "Kaiju" Teddy Alexander

The Blood Oath

Adam "Bloody" Monday & Black Panda

The arena lights are still recovering from the last match. The Bayou is loud, restless, buzzing with the anticipation of what is about to close the show. Morton Murphy shuffles his notes at the commentary desk. pain GRILLE adjusts his toast-shaped luchador mask and leans back in his chair with the satisfied posture of a man who already knows tonight is going to go the way he wants it to go.

MURPHY
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the main event of the evening. Two tag teams, four men, and this whole building feels like it is about to come unglued. You have been a tremendous audience here tonight at The Bayou, and we are going to send you home with something to talk about.
pain GRILLÉ
Ouais. Ze Blood Oath versus THRØNEBREACH DISASTER. I have been waiting all night for zis. All night. Do you know 'ow long zat feels to me, Morton? It feels like weeks.
MURPHY
I'm sure it does. Before we get going, quick word from our partners. Folks, this main event is brought to you by Swamp Water Energy. You want the fuel that keeps the lights on at The Bayou? Crack open a Swamp Water. Real cane sugar. Real Louisiana kick. Available wherever cold drinks are sold. Swamp Water. You need it.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not drink eet, but I acknowledge ze product.
MURPHY
High praise.

The house lights die. Every screen in the building flickers to black. For a half-second, The Bayou holds its breath.

Then the deep, grinding pulse of Tribe Society's cover of Bullet with Butterfly Wings crawls up through the floorboards like something that lives under the swamp. The first wave of crimson spotlights slices through the smoke on the stage and the crowd comes immediately and loudly to its feet.

MURPHY
And here we go.

Adam "Bloody" Monday steps into the red light. He is wearing his sleek black gear with dark red accents, his face already marked with smeared theatrical blood, the crimson streaking across the bridge of his nose and down one cheekbone. He stands at the center of the stage for exactly one breath and then drops to one knee and slaps the steel entrance stage. One. Two. Three. Four. The sound cuts right through the music. He rises with slow, mechanical precision and begins his walk down the ramp, eyes forward, ignoring every hand that reaches toward the aisle.

MURPHY
Adam Monday. Third-generation professional wrestler. Grandson of the great August Monday, son of our own April Monday, and carrying a last name that some people in this building think means he has been handed everything. He has heard that word. Nepotism. He has heard it since episode one.
pain GRILLÉ
Because eet is TRUE, Morton. Ze mother owns ze company. Adam wrestles for ze company. I do not need a philosophy degree to understand zat arrangement.
MURPHY
And he will tell you that arrangement has cost him more than it has given him.
pain GRILLÉ
'E would say zat, wouldn't 'e.

Monday slides under the bottom rope with effortless fluidity. He stands dead center in the ring. His hand goes to his chest, two slow pats over the heart. He tilts his head back, looks up at something no one else can see, and blows a single kiss upward. Then his eyes drop forward and lock onto the entrance.

The Tribe Society cover cuts out mid-breath.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The heavy, fractured opening riff of Panda Metal fires through the PA system and the arena shifts from warm crimson to cold strobe, white and shadow alternating in rapid pulse through a wall of thick mist on the stage. The crowd's cheers curdle into boos and a low, unsettled drone.

Black Panda walks through the fog. No hesitation. No performance. He moves in a straight, unbroken military line down the ramp, the black leather panda mask catching the strobe light, the intricate irezumi across his chest and arms visible in the flashes. Dragons. Oni. Autumn leaves rendered in brutal, vivid color against dark skin. He does not look at the crowd. He looks at the ring.

MURPHY
And his partner. Black Panda. Powerhouse out of Fukushima, Japan by way of Melbourne. The man who, just last week, put himself between R.V. Sovereign and his tag partner when Sovereign came hunting for trouble backstage.
pain GRILLÉ
Panda shoved 'imself into ze business of a man far above 'is station. R.V. Sovereign is a sophisticated individual. 'E did not need zat.
MURPHY
There is nothing sophisticated about sucker punching someone.
pain GRILLÉ
I did not 'ear anyone being punched. I 'eard a polite confrontation.

Panda reaches ringside, spits deliberately onto the floor, and slides under the ropes. He rises to his feet in one smooth motion, stands at center ring beside Monday, and draws a single rigid thumb horizontally across his own throat. The crowd boos hard. Panda does not react.

The Blood Oath stand together in the ring, two big men sharing the same cold stillness while the mist from the entrance still hangs in the air.

Then the lights go violet.

There is no delay. Pendulum's Witchcraft cuts in and the entire building roars. Not for a villain. For something more complicated than that. For two men who are very good at what they do and who are standing in the building where they grew up.

MURPHY
And now, the opposition. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER. Baton Rouge's own.
pain GRILLÉ
ZIS building. Zese are ZIS people. Eet is very convenient for ze home team, non?

Charlie Williams steps through the curtain first and the violet light catches the crimson and bronze geometric lines on his tights perfectly. He moves with the unhurried, liquid confidence of a man who knows he is in the right place at the right time. Teddy Alexander is one step behind him, broader across the shoulders than he looks on paper, wearing the Blood Oath's logo scrawled in black marker across his foam neck brace. The foam brace is fastened firmly around his own neck and across the front, in thick sharpie letters, it reads: BLOOD OATH.

MURPHY
And I have to point out, Teddy Alexander is wearing a foam neck brace that he has personally labeled. That brace reads Blood Oath. Teddy Alexander making his surgical target very clear before the match even starts.
pain GRILLÉ
Eet is psychological warfare. I respect ze craft.

Midway down the ramp, Charlie Williams drops cleanly onto one knee. Four fingers to the forehead, slow rotation downward as the vocal line crests. He rises. He does not break his stride for a single second. He slides under the bottom rope, goes to the corner turnbuckle, and repeats the Black Crown gesture toward the hard camera with absolute precision.

Teddy Alexander rolls under the ropes, stands center ring, grabs the collar of his own shirt and rips it clean down the middle. The foam neck brace comes off next. He holds it up high, displaying the words BLOOD OATH to the crowd, and then hurls it toward Monday's corner with contempt.

Fans: "THRONEBREACH! THRONEBREACH! THRONEBREACH!"

Monday stares at the neck brace on the mat. Panda stares at Teddy Alexander. Charlie Williams has already moved to his corner and is watching the whole thing with a small, amused smile.

Marcus Vance stands in the center of the ring. He is a big man, thick through the chest and shoulders, wearing his standard black shirt with the worn look of someone who has been doing this since before most of the roster could drive. He looks at both teams with an expression that communicates nothing warm.

MARCUS VANCE

Aight. Let's get somethin' straight right now. I don't care who your mama is, I don't care what your little buddy wrote on that brace, and I don't care what the crowd's hollerin' about. You're gonna tag in and out at that rope, or I'm gonna send somebody home. That clear?

Nobody answers him. Nobody needs to.

Both teams retreat to their corners. Charlie Williams and Adam Monday end up as the apparent starters. Williams leans against his corner post with his arms folded across his chest. Monday stands flat on his feet, watching.

Marcus Vance calls for the bell.

SFX: DING DING DING!
MURPHY
Here we go. Main event. Blood Oath versus THRØNEBREACH DISASTER.

Monday and Williams come to the center, and there is a genuine pause. These are two people who know what the other can do. The crowd is already on its feet. Williams offers a hand. Not a shake. A measuring distance gesture, fingertips out. Monday looks at the fingers, looks up at Williams' face, and then steps into a collar-and-elbow tie-up.

Williams uses his height immediately, leveraging Monday down toward the mat from a full inch or more of height advantage. Monday drops to a knee, base wide, and then explodes back up, rotating his hips to redirect Williams toward the ropes. Williams hits the cables and bounces back, shoulder into Monday's chest, neither man moving. Williams bounces the ropes again, same result. The third time Monday shoots the hips, catches Williams in the side, and executes a sharp hip toss that drops Williams to the canvas.

Williams rolls up immediately and applauds once, an almost involuntary expression of acknowledgment. The crowd applauds with him.

MURPHY
Hip toss from Monday, Williams right back up. Both men just taking stock early.
pain GRILLÉ
Williams is too tall for Monday to be comfortable with 'im. You watch. Monday wants to stay low, wants ze leverage. Williams will use ze arms.

Williams moves back in and this time goes directly for a side headlock, wrapping both arms around Monday's head and pulling down. He has the height and the reach advantage and uses both, cranking low. Monday reaches for the waist, tries to shove him into the ropes. Williams' feet find the mat and he stays planted.

Monday wrenches, Williams wrenches back. Monday suddenly shifts his hips and catches Williams behind the knee with a leg trip, dropping both men to the mat. Monday rolls free, rises, and tags Black Panda.

MURPHY
Monday making the early tag. Bringing in the powerhouse.

Panda steps through the ropes and the crowd's boos pick up again. Williams stands from the leg trip and finds Panda in front of him. Panda has forty-five pounds and two inches more reach in the arms. Williams rolls his jaw and then does the Black Crown gesture at Panda's face with a grin.

Panda does not find this charming.

Panda steps in and throws a right hand that Williams ducks under, inside the reach, firing a sharp elbow into Panda's ribs on the way through. Panda absorbs it without much visible effect. He turns. Williams is already moving, springs off the middle rope and fires back with a springboard clothesline.

MURPHY
Springboard clothesline from Williams!

Panda catches him. One arm. Wraps it around Williams' torso from the air and deposits him hard onto the mat with a fireman's carry backbreaker. Williams' spine catches Panda's knee and the impact bends him backward before he rolls off to the canvas.

pain GRILLÉ
Ha! Zat is ze difference in power. Williams is very good. But when Panda catches you in ze air, mon ami, ze landing is bad.

Williams is on the mat, one hand on his back. Panda drops a double foot stomp directly between Williams' shoulder blades.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Double foot stomp to the back. Panda has that back in mind right away.

Panda scoops Williams up from behind into a German suplex grip, rear waistlock locked around the hips, and drives him overhead with a snap belly-to-belly suplex. Williams hits the mat hard at a steep angle. Panda stays on him immediately, pulling him up from behind again and delivering a brainbuster, swinging Williams vertical and letting gravity do the rest.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd reacts with a pained wince.

MURPHY
Brainbuster! Panda going right after the neck and the spine, exactly what Black Panda does, systematically.

Panda hooks the leg.

ONE...
TWO...

Williams kicks out with force. Panda pulls him right back up.

He whips Williams toward the Blood Oath corner with enough force that Williams hits the turnbuckles chest-first. Monday is on the apron. The Blood Oath execute the double-team corner assault, Monday hammering a running forearm to Williams' back while Panda grabs the neck. The crowd boos heavily.

MARCUS VANCE

'Ey. 'Ey! Get off them ropes. One man at a time.

Panda breaks. Monday drops back to the apron. Panda pulls Williams out of the corner by the arm, steps behind him, hooks both arms, and delivers the double underhook DDT, driving Williams' head into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd gasps.

pain GRILLÉ
The double underhook DDT! Williams' 'ead went right into ze mat. Beautiful, precise work by Black Panda.
MURPHY
I'll give you that one, that was brutal. Williams is hurting.

Panda covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Williams powers a shoulder up. Panda is unfazed. He pulls Williams to his feet and tags Monday back in. The Blood Oath drag Williams to the center of the ring and execute their elevated stomp combination, Panda lifting Williams off the mat by both arms from behind while Monday drives both boots down across Williams' chest from a standing position.

Williams hits the mat flat. Monday hooks both legs.

ONE...
TWO...

Williams kicks out.

MURPHY
Blood Oath with the elevated stomp combination, another two count on Charlie Williams. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER have not been able to get Williams to safety yet.
pain GRILLÉ
Williams needs to 'ave ze discipline to get to 'is corner. Teddy Alexander is right zere, steaming, and nobody is giving 'im ze tag.

Monday pulls Williams up and fires him into the far ropes with an Irish whip. Williams comes back and Monday drops low, catching Williams with the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, spinning him in mid-air and driving his lower spine across a raised knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Monday! That is a signature of both Monday AND Williams, and Monday just hit it first.

Williams is down on one side, arm across his back. Monday pulls him up from the mat, hooks the arms for a pumphandle suplex, muscling Williams into position and driving him vertical before dropping him across the canvas.

Cover by Monday.

ONE...
TWO...

Williams kicks out again, this time shoving Monday's shoulder off with both hands.

Monday stands, looks toward Panda, and something shifts in the rhythm of the match. Williams has started to crawl. He is going for his corner. Panda sees it and grabs Monday's arm at the tag rope to prevent the tag, trying to slow down. Monday turns, grabs Williams by the ankle, and drags him back toward center.

Williams spins on the mat, gets one boot free, and catches Monday across the ear.

Monday staggers back one step.

Williams gets to his feet, one hand still on his back. He is breathing hard. Monday comes at him again and Williams catches the forward momentum, hooks the arm, spins, and drops Monday with the sit-out uranage.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Sit-out uranage! Williams finally with a big counter!

The crowd surges. Williams collapses onto his back after the move, both men down. Marcus Vance moves to the center of the ring and watches without any urgency.

pain GRILLÉ
Get up! Someone get up! Williams has to tag!

Williams rolls. Monday rolls the other way. Williams gets to one knee. Monday gets to both knees. Both of them rising at roughly the same pace, the crowd noise rising with them. Williams reaches his corner and SLAPS Teddy Alexander's hand.

The crowd explodes.

MURPHY
TAG! Teddy Alexander is in!
SFX: "THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD"

Teddy comes over the top rope and hits the ring like something falling from a great height. Monday is almost upright and Teddy catches him at the jaw with a short-arm lariat from close range that spins Monday almost completely around before he goes down.

SFX: "CRACK!"
pain GRILLÉ
Oh, mon Dieu, zat lariat!

Teddy grabs Monday as he tries to rise and hits a snap powerslam, driving Monday into the canvas with full body weight.

SFX: "THUD!"

Cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Monday kicks out.

MURPHY
Snap powerslam from Teddy Alexander, two count. Panda already on the apron, he wants that tag.

Teddy doesn't go for the tag opportunity. He wants Monday right now. He hauls Monday upright and throws him hard into the corner, then charges in with a full-speed corner avalanche, all two hundred and eighty-five pounds of him driving into Monday's chest and ribs in the corner.

SFX: "WHAM!"
MURPHY
Corner avalanche! Monday is caught in the corner and Teddy Alexander used every pound of that frame like a freight train.

Teddy grabs Monday around the neck from the front, wraps the arm, and drops him with a uranage that throws Monday across the ring.

pain GRILLÉ
Ze uranage! Monday is getting disassembled!

Teddy drops to both knees beside Monday and begins driving heavy hammering elbows down onto the back of Monday's neck and head. Not theatrical elbows. Focused, rhythmic, targeted shots with bad intentions.

MARCUS VANCE

Aight, Teddy, bring him up. Bring him up, I ain't gonna tell you again.

Teddy throws one more elbow and then obliges, pulling Monday to his feet. He hooks the waist from behind, ropes off, and hits the release German suplex, sending Monday cartwheeling across the mat.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Monday rolls all the way to the ropes on the far side. He grabs the bottom rope to pull himself upright. His neck is tight. His jaw is set.

MURPHY
Monday has taken an enormous amount of punishment since Teddy tagged in. That neck, those shoulders. Teddy Alexander living up to the name on the brace.

Teddy charges across the ring. Monday sees him coming and drops the shoulder, driving his shoulder into Teddy's mid-section and lifting, actually getting Teddy off the ground with the spear tackle, carrying him three steps before both men crash to the mat.

Fans: "OHHHHHH!"
MURPHY
Spear tackle from Monday! Monday just drove right through Teddy Alexander!
pain GRILLÉ
Teddy Alexander is two 'undred and eighty-five pounds! Monday lifted 'im!

Both men are down. Monday is closest to his corner. Panda is on the apron, hand out, willing his partner toward him. Teddy is on his back in the middle of the ring. Williams tags himself in over Teddy's body.

MURPHY
Williams tags himself in. He is not going to let Teddy do all the work here.

Williams comes through the ropes quickly. Monday is crawling. Williams grabs him by the leg before he can reach Panda's hand. Monday reaches, reaches, and Panda extends as far as the rope allows and slaps Monday's fingers.

MURPHY
Tag! Panda is in!

Panda steps through the ropes and Williams meets him immediately with a rolling elbow, arm fully extended and rotating through with the full weight of his body, catching Panda across the temple.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Panda's head snaps to the side. He does not go down. He turns back to look at Williams. Williams fires another rolling elbow. Panda's head snaps again.

Williams: "Stay down!"

Panda doesn't stay down.

Panda throws a right forearm into Williams' jaw. Williams throws a forearm back. Panda throws another. Williams throws one back harder.

MURPHY
And here it is, this is the exchange this crowd came to see!

The crowd is stomping and clapping as both big men stand in the center of the ring and fire shots at each other. Neither one takes a step back. Williams gets a rhythm going, three forearms in quick succession, and Panda absorbs every one of them before coming back with a palm strike to the ear so sharp that the sound carries to the back row.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "HOLY SH--"

Williams staggers sideways a half step. Panda is immediately on him, hooking the waist from behind and driving him overhead with the snap overhead belly-to-belly suplex, Williams hitting the mat at the far end and the whole ring shaking on impact.

pain GRILLÉ
MAGNIFIQUE! Ze belly-to-belly! Williams went flying!
MURPHY
Panda with the snap overhead belly-to-belly and this crowd is going absolutely electric right now!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Listen to this building!

Williams gets to his feet in the corner and Panda charges in with the corner cannonball senton, all two hundred and forty-eight pounds dropping into Williams in the corner with devastating force.

SFX: "WHAM!"

Williams stumbles out of the corner and Panda catches him in the sidewalk slam, driving him down before stepping over Williams' body and delivering the standing senton, dropping all his weight squarely across Williams' chest.

Cover by Panda.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Williams kicks out!

MURPHY
Williams kicks out at two and a half! This crowd counted every one of those!
pain GRILLÉ
Zee count was slow! Marcus Vance took 'is time on zat one!
MURPHY
It looked like a fair count to me, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
You see what you choose to see, Morton.

Panda hauls Williams up and looks toward Monday. He wants the NextGen Device. Monday is already climbing the apron, reading it. Panda scoops Williams up into a gorilla press position, pressing him overhead, and holds.

The crowd rises.

Monday climbs to the top rope.

Williams begins to fight it. He shifts his weight, kicks his legs, and the gorilla press position becomes unstable. Williams grabs Panda's wrist, hooks around the arm, swings his legs down and catches Panda in a hanging DDT position, pulling Panda's head down into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Williams countered the NextGen Device! He turned the gorilla press into a DDT! These two teams know each other!
pain GRILLÉ
Non non non. Zat should not 'ave worked. Panda was too high!

Both men are down. Monday is on the top rope still, watching, calculating. Teddy Alexander is in his corner, hands on the ropes, leaning in.

Williams rolls. Panda stirs. Williams reaches for the ropes and gets to one knee. Panda is up to his hands and knees. Williams grabs Panda around the neck from the front, facelock secured, and drops him with the snap dragon suplex, bridging.

ONE...
TWO...

Panda rolls a shoulder.

MURPHY
Snap dragon suplex! Cover! Two count!

Williams pulls Panda to his feet and fires him across the ring with an Irish whip. Panda hits the ropes, comes back, and Williams drops to the mat as Panda steps over him. Panda hits the far ropes and comes back and Williams is up, catching Panda with the pop-up knee strike, driving his knee directly into Panda's chin as he comes in.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "OHHHH!"

Panda goes down hard on his back.

Williams drops to one knee beside him and then points at Monday with a grin.

MURPHY
Pop-up knee strike from Charlie Williams! Black Panda is down!

Williams tags Teddy in. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER now working together. Williams grabs Panda by the arm and yanks him upright while Teddy comes through the ropes. Teddy sets up behind Panda, Williams in front of him, and together they execute the snap dragon suplex slash running lariat combination, Williams feeding Panda into the snap dragon while Teddy hits the running lariat across the chest on the way down, sandwiching Panda between both moves in one fluid sequence.

SFX: "CRACK!" SFX: "CRACK!"
pain GRILLÉ
MON DIEU! Ze double team combination! Panda got absolutely demolished!
MURPHY
Snap dragon into the running lariat! THRØNEBREACH DISASTER with their combination offense and Black Panda took both of those!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Cover by Teddy.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Panda kicks out!

MURPHY
Two and nine-tenths! Panda kicks out!

Teddy pulls Panda to his feet and sets up the chokeslam backbreaker, grabbing the neck, lifting, driving Panda's spine across an elevated knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"
MURPHY
Chokeslam backbreaker! Teddy Alexander going right after that spine of Black Panda!

Teddy covers again.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Panda kicks out again!

MARCUS VANCE

TWO!

pain GRILLÉ
ZE COUNT IS FAST! Vance is counting fast for ze good guys! I see eet!
MURPHY
That looked perfectly even to me, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
You are blind and also naive.

Teddy hauls Panda up once more, looking to end this. He hooks both arms for the Ragekill Driver, bending Panda at the waist and trying to get the cradle position. Panda plants his feet. Teddy pulls. Panda pulls back. Teddy tries again.

Panda explosively snaps his hips back and fires the jumping spinning palm strike directly into Teddy's ear.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Teddy takes a half step to the side. Panda shoves away from the cradle, grabs a full wristlock, steps behind Teddy, and heaves him up and over with a brainbuster.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Both men are down. The crowd is on its feet. Monday is on the apron with his hand out. Panda crawls. Teddy crawls toward Williams. Both men getting to the tag ropes at almost the same moment.

SLAP!

SLAP!

MURPHY
Both men make the tag at the same time! It's Monday and Williams!

Monday comes in hot, firing the spear tackle to Williams before he is fully through the ropes, driving him back into the corner hard. He follows up immediately with a running shoulderbreaker, dragging Williams out of the corner and dropping him across one raised shoulder.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Monday covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Williams kicks out.

Monday pulls Williams to the center, hooks the arm for the inverted fisherman buster, lifting Williams off the mat and dropping him hard.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Williams kicks out.

MURPHY
Monday is going for it now! Two signature moves in quick succession, two two-counts! He cannot put Charlie Williams away!

Monday pulls Williams to his feet and executes the capture suplex, grabbing Williams around the waist from the side and lifting him up and over in the tight, controlled rotation.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Monday does not release. He holds the waist, rolls through, and attempts the half nelson choke suplex, hooking the arm and the neck from behind.

Williams fights it. He grabs Monday's forearm with both hands and pulls down. Monday wrenches. Williams drops to a knee, pulling Monday with him. Williams reaches for the bottom rope.

MURPHY
Williams is trying to get to the rope and Monday has the half nelson choke suplex partially locked in!

Williams gets fingertips on the rope and Marcus Vance watches it.

MARCUS VANCE

'Ey. Rope. Break.

Monday holds it another beat.

MARCUS VANCE

I said break, boy. Don't make me ask again.

Monday releases. The crowd pops for the rope break. Williams is on the canvas holding his neck.

MURPHY
Rope break saves Williams and Marcus Vance actually enforcing the rules there despite what pain was suggesting earlier.
pain GRILLÉ
'E did eet eventually. Very slowly. I notice 'e did not 'urry.

Monday waits. Williams rises on the ropes. Monday fires the sling blade, grabbing Williams' head and dropping him to the canvas with the running neckbreaker.

Williams hits and Monday immediately hooks the leg.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Williams kicks out!

Fans: "OHHHHHH!"
MURPHY
Monday thought he had it! Two and nine-tenths on the sling blade!
pain GRILLÉ
Williams refused to stay down. Merde.

Monday drives both hands through his hair. He rises and looks toward Panda. Then he looks at Williams. He has a calculation happening behind his eyes. He moves to the apron, climbs to the top rope, and waits for Williams to get to his feet.

Williams rises. Monday leaps.

Monday flies off the top with the Wings of a Bloody Angel, the high angle senton, full body in the air.

Williams moves.

Monday hits the mat with nothing under him.

SFX: "THUD!"
Fans: "OOOOOOOH!"
MURPHY
Wings of a Bloody Angel missed! Williams rolled out of the way! Monday hit canvas!

Both men are down. Williams on one side, holding his back from the earlier damage. Monday on the other, both hands on his ribs.

Marcus Vance watches both of them.

MURPHY
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pain GRILLÉ
I will not endorse ze product personally but ze timing of ze break was impeccable.

Both men are rising. Williams to his feet first. He pulls Monday up by the arm and executes the fireman's carry counter slam, hooking Monday into the fireman's carry and dropping him hard.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Monday kicks out!

Williams pulls Monday to his feet and hooks the head, looking for the rope-assisted neckbreaker. He hits the ropes, uses the rebound, and drops Monday.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Monday kicks out.

MURPHY
Williams working the neck of Adam Monday now. Every move building toward the same target.

Williams pulls Monday toward the corner. He climbs to the second rope, then the top rope, and reaches down to hook Monday's head. He sets the superplex, positioning Monday's feet on the second rope and getting the front facelock locked in.

MURPHY
Williams going to the top rope! Superplex!

Williams drives, lifting Monday off the second rope and throwing him backward from the top turnbuckle. Both men crash to the mat with enormous force.

SFX: "CRASH!"

The ring vibrates. Both men are flat on their backs. The crowd counts with the building's natural silence.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Panda is hammering the turnbuckle. Teddy Alexander is stomping the apron.

Monday's hand rises.

Williams' hand rises.

Monday rolls to a knee.

Williams rolls to a knee.

Both men rising at the same time, faces tight, the pain of the superplex visible in every movement. They reach their feet simultaneously and Williams throws a forearm. Monday takes it and throws one back. Williams throws another. Monday throws one back that rocks Williams' head. Williams fires the rolling elbow.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Monday's head snaps back. He stays on his feet.

Williams: "Come on then!"

Monday fires the Face-Eater setup, the bicycle kick catching Williams across the jaw.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Williams stumbles but does not go down, catching the ropes. Monday charges in with the 180 degree lifting sitout spinebuster, hoisting Williams off the canvas and driving him into the mat with full rotation.

SFX: "THUD!"
MURPHY
The lifting spinebuster! Monday gets all of it!

Cover.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Williams kicks out!

Fans: "OHHHH!"
pain GRILLÉ
Incroyable! Williams kicked out!

Monday is on his feet. He grabs Williams by the arm, hooks him into position for the I Hate Mondays, setting up the fireman's carry.

He gets Williams up on the shoulders.

Williams shifts his weight. He slides off the back of Monday's shoulders, lands on his feet, spins Monday around and hooks the arm.

Fans: "OHHHH!"

Williams drops Monday with the Shatter Point.

Fans: "OHHHHHHHH!"

But his own momentum takes him skidding out of the ring, landing hard on the floor.

But then a different sound cuts through the building.

There is a sharp motion on the near side of the ring. The crowd sees it before the commentary can process it. R.V. Sovereign is in the ring. He has been here for at least three seconds. Nobody noticed because every eye was on Monday and Williams. Sovereign is precise and surgical and his eyes are already on Monday.

Monday is getting up from the Shatter Point attempt, rising to his feet as Williams also recovers across the ring. Sovereign steps in behind Monday.

MURPHY
Wait. WAIT. That is R.V. Sovereign! What is Sovereign doing in this ring!

Sovereign catches Monday coming upright and fires the STFU, the rolling elbow launching from nowhere, full extension, catching Monday clean across the back of the head.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Monday drops face-first to the canvas. He does not move.

Sovereign steps through the ropes and is gone up the ramp before anyone can react.

MURPHY
Oh my God. Sovereign just hit Adam Monday with the STFU! The running rolling elbow! Right in the back of his head!
pain GRILLÉ
I did not see zat. I was adjusting my mask.
MURPHY
You absolutely saw it!
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, I genuinely cannot see out of zese eyeholes sometimes--

Charlie Williams does not know. Williams slides back into the ring recovering from his own damage. He turns, sees Monday down on the canvas, and his instincts take over. Monday is staggered. Williams reads it as a Monday in trouble from the Shatter Point and is moving. He grabs Monday by the arm, locks the momentum into position, and hits the Shatter Point a second time, the float-over crucifix driver landing clean.

SFX: "CRASH!"

Williams rolls through and pins.

Marcus Vance drops to the canvas.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: DING DING DING!
MURPHY
THRØNEBREACH DISASTER WINS! CHARLIE WILLIAMS PINS ADAM MONDAY!

Pendulum's Witchcraft crashes back through the PA system. Teddy Alexander is in the ring before Williams is even off the canvas, arms raised, both men celebrating. The crowd is electric.

pain GRILLÉ
Oui, oui, oui! Ze crown does fall! Charlie Williams wins!
MURPHY
But let me be clear about what happened here. Sovereign hit Monday with the STFU from behind while the match was ongoing. Williams did not see it. Williams hit the Shatter Point on a man who was already compromised and he gets the pin but R.V. Sovereign is the reason Adam Monday is on that canvas right now. Charlie Williams may not even know what just happened.
pain GRILLÉ
A pin is a pin, Morton. Ze record books do not ask about ze circumstances.
MURPHY
The record books should in this case.

Teddy drops to his knees and points at the crowd. Williams does the Black Crown gesture on the second turnbuckle, four fingers to the forehead, rotating down, looking out at the roaring building. This is their city. The crowd knows it.

On the stage, in the violet haze where the lighting has shifted, R.V. Sovereign stands at the top of the ramp. He is not celebrating. He does not celebrate. He has both arms at his sides and he is watching the ring with the expression of a man who put a chess piece exactly where he intended it and is already three moves ahead of what comes next. He says nothing. He does not need to.

In the ring, Panda is already down beside Monday. He has no interest in Williams or Alexander. He gets Monday's shoulder up off the mat and looks at his face, checking on him. Monday's eyes are open but unfocused, one hand reaching for the back of his head where Sovereign's elbow landed.

MURPHY
And look at Black Panda. There is nothing tactical about this moment. That is a man checking on his partner. Adam Monday does not know yet what hit him. He did not see Sovereign.
pain GRILLÉ
Panda is going to be very... difficult to deal with... when 'e works out ze full picture. I would not want to be in ze same building. Not zat I am, 'ow you say, concerned for Sovereign. Who is a distinguished person.

Monday tries to sit up. Panda holds him down with one hand. Easy. Slow down. Monday pushes the hand away and gets to a seated position, looking around the ring, finding the stage, finding Sovereign at the top of it.

Monday stares up at Sovereign. The silence between them crosses the length of the entrance ramp and the ringside floor and the apron and the ten feet of ring canvas and it is very, very loud.

Sovereign raises one finger to his lips.

The crowd boos so hard the camera vibrates.

MURPHY
Sovereign shushing Adam Monday from the stage. He just cost him the main event and he is standing there doing it with a smile. This angle is not over. It is far from over. For Black Panda, for Adam Monday, for April Monday, who is going to have a lot of questions to answer tomorrow morning, this entire situation just escalated to a level I did not think we would reach this quickly.
pain GRILLÉ
I zink R.V. Sovereign is making a very compelling argument zat ze system, eet is broken. And 'e is ze one to fix eet.
MURPHY
He is making a compelling argument about nothing except his own willingness to attack someone from behind while a referee is distracted.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze best arguments are always delivered from behind, Morton. Zis is strategy.
MURPHY
Folks, we are out of time. On behalf of pain GRILLE, I'm Morton Murphy. Adam Monday is being helped out of the ring by Black Panda. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER wins the main event. And R.V. Sovereign is still on that stage, still watching, and this show just became a whole lot more complicated for every single person involved. We'll see you next week on Bad Juju.

The final image the broadcast captures before the feed cuts is this: Teddy Alexander and Charlie Williams celebrating on the floor outside the ring as the Bayou crowd roars around them, and twenty feet away, Adam Monday standing on the apron with Panda's hand on his shoulder, staring up at the stage where Sovereign has already turned his back and is walking slowly through the curtain without a single look behind him.

The violet light goes out.

ResultTHRØNEBREACH DISASTER("Black Crown Riot" Charlie Williams pins)via pinfall — Shatter Point (float-over crucifix driver -- momentum counter)13:47