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Bad Juju

Bad Juju

Episode 4

Friday, May 22, 2026

Match Card


Show Intro

Previously on Bad Juju...

The Bad Juju theme, "Find Out the Hard Way" by Enter Shikari, crashes in hard. The tron lights up with rapid-fire cuts from the previous episode.

goldFISH stepping onto the entrance ramp, arms sweeping wide in full swimming motion, and the right foot going out from under them entirely. The hard thwack of a knee on ramp. Then the bow.

Elvis Hunt coming through that curtain with a lit cigarette burning in the corner of his mouth, the JXL remix detonating across The Bayou, and three hundred and one pounds of man thrusting his pelvis twice at the beat before he'd even started down the ramp.

Scarlett Vice walking into Daisy Mae DuPris's interview like she'd been invited. Tilting Daisy Mae's chin up with one finger. *That has never been a country girl in a checkered apron.* The silence after it.

Gruff Veracity tearing the shroud from his own body at the top of the ramp and rising from the crouch with controlled violence, then slapping himself hard across the face. Once. Twice. The sound reaching the back row.

Vivienne Vance in the corridor, gold-trimmed folder against her forearm, Los Mares Mortales del Golfo filling the hallway behind her like a pressure system. Her voice absolutely level. *We are a permanent, structural change to what Spinebuster PRO is going to be from this moment forward.*

Gritsenko posing over a downed Harry Balkin Jr. with both arms raised, the whole match right there waiting to be covered. The crowd screaming. Balkin already starting to stir. Gritsenko still posing.

Daisy Mae taking a calm sip of sweet tea while Scarlett Vice waited for a reaction that was not coming.

Hunt sprawled across Veracity's back with the running senton, all that weight dropping clean, the camera barely catching the technical precision behind the setup. The crowd not expecting it. The crowd feeling it.

La Sirena stepping up so close to the camera the lens had to adjust, her voice cracking off the corridor brick. *¡Les juro por lo que más quieran que eso no va a terminar bien para nadie!*

Marcus Vance pointing directly at BookFace's tablet with the flat certainty of a man who means exactly what he says. *You flash that thing in my face, I will break it over your head my own self.* BookFace looking at the tablet. Looking at Marcus Vance. Tucking it under his arm.

Daisy Mae looking directly into the lens, voice still honeyed and completely steady. *Bless your heart, let's wrestle.*

Veracity launching off the top rope with the Truth Bomb and Hunt going horizontal beneath him. Veracity hitting nothing but canvas. The sound of it traveling through the whole building.

Tiburón Coral dropping off a road case and landing without a sound. Running his thumb slowly along the white shark teeth of his mask, end to end, before he turned and disappeared around the corner.

A forearm battle in the center of the ring. Neither man moving. Neither man flinching. The shots ringing out across the Bayou in pairs, the crowd counting along, nobody going down. Then the bell. Hunt pointing one slow finger across the ring. Veracity giving the smallest possible nod back.

Then the footage cuts cold.

The arena going quiet as the dial tone plays through the PA. Vox Null sliding under the bottom rope. Marcus Vance looking at him. Looking at the size of him. Taking one step to the side. Gritsenko, still oblivious, clipboard raised, pointing a statistic at the largest man in the building. Vox Null looking at the clipboard. The kick. Gritsenko's head snapping sideways. His body dropping straight down. The clipboard clattering off the ropes to the floor.

The final image holds.

Harry Balkin Jr. reaching down. Picking the clipboard up. Reading the statistics written on it. Folding the top sheet once, carefully, and tucking it inside the waistband of his tights. Dropping the bare clipboard back to the canvas. Not looking at Gritsenko's body. Looking directly into the hard camera.

For the record.

The Bad Juju logo detonates across the screen.

SFX: "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"

The Bayou erupts as the pyros go off on stage.

SWAMP WATER ENERGY

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Morton Murphy
pain GRILLÉ
Show Intro

Welcome to Bad Juju #4!

Morton Murphy

pain GRILLÉ

The Bad Juju theme hits hard. Guitars and something swampy underneath it, a sound that belongs to this building and nowhere else. The lights in The Bayou drop, and the screen above the entrance erupts into a fast-cut highlight reel from the last three weeks.

We see it all in rapid succession. The triple threat womens match from last week, bodies flying, the crowd losing their minds on every near-fall. Two teams punching their tickets in the tag tournament. Media Trial celebrating with that particular brand of smug satisfaction they have made their calling card. THRØNEBREACH DISASTER earning their spot with something that looked less like wrestling and more like a natural disaster with a grudge. The highlights keep coming. Vox Null, and what he did to Ike Gritsenko, and what that cost Second-Wind Syndicate. That image hangs a half-second longer than the rest. Then Los Mares Mortales del Golfo. Vivienne Vance at the center of it. The message they sent. The one this entire promotion is still digesting.

The sequence crashes hard into the Bad Juju logo, all black and red and mean-looking, slamming down on screen like a closed fist.

The lights come up. The Bayou is loud and full and ready. The camera sweeps the crowd and finds the commentary desk, where MORTON MURPHY in a clean collared shirt sits beside a masked man in a toast-brown luchador mask who looks entirely too comfortable for someone wearing that at a professional broadcast desk.

MURPHY
Good evening and welcome to Bad Juju, episode four, coming to you live from The Bayou in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I am Morton Murphy alongside my colleague pain GRILLÉ, and folks, if you were here last week you already know we do not ease into these things gently. And if tonight is your first time joining us, I am going to be straight with you. You picked a hell of a night to start.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is correct. I endorse zis night. I endorse it completely. Four episodes in and already the people who matter 'ave made zeir presence known and the people who do not matter 'ave been reminded of zat fact. Last week was what you might call a clarifying experience.
MURPHY
And we will get into all of that. We have a card tonight that has real consequence attached to every piece of it, so let me tell you what we are looking at. The first semifinal of the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championship Tournament goes tonight. Media Trial versus the Marsupials of Mayhem. One of those teams walks out with a spot in the final. That is the main event, and I want to be clear about something before we get there. Media Trial did not just win their way into this semifinal. They had help. Vox Null showed up last week and made sure Second-Wind Syndicate never even got the chance to take that spot for themselves.
pain GRILLÉ
'Elp. You call it 'elp. I call it ze natural order of things reasserting itself. Second-Wind Syndicate were not supposed to be zere. Vox Null simply acknowledged zat reality before the rest of you were willing to.
MURPHY
What Vox Null did was cost two men a fair shot at these championships, and I think most of the people in this building remember it exactly the way it happened.
pain GRILLÉ
Most of ze people in zis building remember wrong. Zis is also not new information.
MURPHY
And then there is the other thing from last week. The thing that I think is still sitting with people this week and will keep sitting with them for a while. Los Mares Mortales del Golfo.

A portion of the crowd reacts with something that is not quite boos and not quite curiosity. A little of both. The energy shifts.

MURPHY
A stable out of Mexico. Vivienne Vance at the front of it. They came into this building last week and they did not ask for time, they did not knock on the door. They simply walked in and told this entire promotion what they were. I have been around this business long enough to know what it looks like when something real has arrived. That was real.
pain GRILLÉ
Vivienne Vance. Oui. Zis woman, she does not waste words. I respect someone who does not waste words. She said what she came to say and she said it in a way zat left very little room for misunderstanding. Los Mares Mortales del Golfo. Ze Gulf's Dead Seas. Even ze name is not asking for your permission.
MURPHY
No, it is not. And how this promotion responds to what they put on notice last week is a question that is going to follow us for some time. Also on tonight's card, we continue to build toward what is shaping up as a very complicated situation in the womens division. Last week's triple threat was the kind of match that reminds you why people drive two hours to sit in a building like this on a weeknight.
pain GRILLÉ
I will admit ze crowd was appropriately loud for zat one. I do not always say zat.
MURPHY
High praise from pain GRILLÉ, ladies and gentlemen. Mark the calendar.
pain GRILLÉ
Do not make it a big deal. It is simply accurate.
MURPHY
Folks, we have a full night ahead of us. Tag tournament semifinals, the fallout from what Vox Null did, and whatever Los Mares Mortales del Golfo decides this building needs to know next. Episode four of Bad Juju. We are live. We are just getting started. Do not go anywhere.

The camera pulls wide on the Bayou crowd, noise filling every corner of the building, and settles on the empty ring lit up in the center of it all.

BAYOU BAIL BONDS

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April Monday
Amber Rizzoli
"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris
"The Ring Vixen" Scarlett Vice
"Concrete" Carmen Cruz
La Sirena
Roxie "Riot" Roche
"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance
Angle

Femina Imperium

April Monday

Amber Rizzoli

"The Swampflower" Daisy Mae DuPris

"The Ring Vixen" Scarlett Vice

"Concrete" Carmen Cruz

La Sirena

Roxie "Riot" Roche

"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance

w/ El Kraken

w/ Tiburón Coral

w/ Rey Manta

w/ La Sirena

The arena is quiet for just a moment. Then the lights shift.

The arena drops into a deep, velvety maroon wash. A low-frequency hum vibrates up through the floorboards of The Bayou, rattling the cheap plastic cups on the guardrail. Then the opening thump of an acoustic guitar hits the PA, followed by the unmistakable crack of rhythmic handclaps.

Fans: "APRIL! APRIL! APRIL!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Ladies and gentlemen, that music can only mean one thing. The owner of Spinebuster PRO is coming to the ring, and when April Monday walks out here with a microphone in her hand, you pay attention.
pain GRILLÉ
I pay attention because I am a professional. It 'as nothing to do with the fact that she owns my contract. That is a completely separate matter.

April Monday steps through the curtain in a perfectly tailored black three-piece suit, the gold lion embroidery catching the maroon light. Heavy pocket chains sway as she walks. Her fiery red hair moves in a single composed wave. She carries the vintage chrome microphone in her right hand, fingers stacked with those heavy family rings. The crowd in The Bayou is on its feet.

MURPHY
April Monday, folks. Former tag team champion alongside her father August Monday in Sin City Championship Wrestling. Daddy Daughter Day. A legitimate legend in this sport who now runs this promotion the same way she competed in it. With absolute authority.
pain GRILLÉ
She does run a tight ship, I will say zis. Not that she asked me.

April climbs the steel steps without breaking stride. She walks the apron, steps smoothly through the middle rope, and stands dead center in the ring. She doesn't pose. She doesn't wave. She simply stares into the hard camera with those icy green eyes and lets the silence build until the crowd settles on its own.

APRIL

Last week, the three of you stood in this ring and you put on a match that reminded every single person watching exactly why we built a women's division in this building.

She lets that sit.

APRIL

I've been watching tape. I've been reading the numbers. I've been talking to people in this locker room. And I've been sitting on a decision that I made about two months ago and kept quiet because I wanted to make sure we had the talent on this roster to back it up.

She raises the microphone slowly.

APRIL

We do.

The crowd buzzes.

APRIL

Effective tonight, Spinebuster PRO is officially activating the Femina Imperium Championship. This building, this division, and every woman in that locker room now has a title worth bleeding for.

Fans: "LET'S GO WOMEN!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
There it is! April Monday has just officially announced the Spinebuster PRO Femina Imperium Championship, and this crowd is absolutely electric right now!
pain GRILLÉ
Femina Imperium. Zat means women's empire in the Latin. I studied Latin. Briefly. It was a phase.
MURPHY
You studied Latin.
pain GRILLÉ
I said briefly! Do not make it a thing, Morton!

April stands firm, letting the crowd noise ride. She raises one hand slightly, not a wave, just a signal, and the crowd dials back enough for her to continue.

APRIL

Now. The question on everybody's mind, and I promise you it's on mine too, is who becomes the first Femina Imperium Champion. That is not a question I'm answering alone tonight. That's a question this locker room is going to answer for itself, right here, because that's how this works. Nobody gets handed a title in my building. The legacy demands a blood price. Everybody pays it.

She barely finishes the sentence before music hits.

The arena lights snap into blinding magenta-pink and pastel-purple. The bass-heavy pop trap beat of Ariana Grande's "7 Rings" floods The Bayou. Amber Rizzoli struts through the curtain, holding her gold smartphone on its glowing ring-light selfie stick, streaming her own entrance to the arena screens. The crowd boos hard.

Fans: "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli, the self-proclaimed queen of content creation, and she does not look like someone who just came out here to listen.
pain GRILLÉ
She looks incredible is what she looks like, Morton. Ze lighting on zat entrance is chef's kiss. She understands production value, zis one.

Rizzoli glides up the steps, pauses on the apron to pose for her own camera on the beat drop, then steps through the ropes. She hands the phone to her personal assistant at ringside and turns to face April with a practised, cold-sweet smile. She pulls a bedazzled pink microphone from somewhere inside her rhinestone gear.

AMBER

Oh my gosh, April, I am literally so obsessed with this announcement right now. Like, honestly? Iconic. Truly. The aesthetics, the branding, Femina Imperium? That is so trending, I can already see the engagement numbers.

The crowd boos. Amber ignores them completely.

AMBER

And obviously, obviously, you know who the first champion needs to be. Like, it is not even a question. My Rizzoli Regiment already voted. The poll closed twenty minutes ago. It's me. Ninety-two percent. The other eight percent are literally bots, so.

She shrugs one shoulder as if this is simply a scheduling matter.

AMBER

So just let me know when you want to do the photo shoot for the title reveal because I have a photographer booked and a filter that is going to make that belt look so good on my feed. Don't forget to subscribe.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli making her case for the Femina Imperium Championship by citing an online poll.
pain GRILLÉ
Ninety-two percent, Morton! Ze numbers do not lie!
MURPHY
Those are her own followers voting on her own poll, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
Democracy is democracy, my friend.

April's expression has not changed by a single millimeter. She holds the microphone at her side, watching Rizzoli the way a judge watches a defendant who doesn't understand the room they're standing in.

Then a different sound cuts through the air entirely.

The steamy, heavy drum hit of Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" drops and the lights plunge into crimson-red and hot-pink. The crowd reacts with a complicated mix of heat and involuntary attention.

MURPHY
And here comes Scarlett Vice. The Ring Vixen. And she does not look like she's here to agree with Amber Rizzoli.
pain GRILLÉ
She never agrees wiz anyone, Morton. She does not need to. She has other methods.

Scarlett Vice glides through the curtain in metallic crimson and hot-pink, fishnet tights catching the light. She walks with that slow, perfectly metered hip-swaying stride all the way to the ring, winks at the hard camera at ringside, and slides through the middle ropes face-down on the beat of the chorus. She rises with a lazy, practiced smile and finds herself a microphone.

SCARLETT

Mm. Well. That was cute.

She looks at Amber with an expression of absolute, affectionate contempt.

SCARLETT

A poll. You ran a poll.

She turns to April, dropping her voice to something lower, more intimate.

SCARLETT

April. Darling. I want you to listen very carefully, because I am going to say this once and once only, and I want you to really hear me. You can give that title to literally anyone in this building. Anyone. The concession stand girl, the sound technician, that man in the third row who has been wearing the same Spinebuster Wrestling t-shirt since two thousand and eleven.

She pauses.

SCARLETT

But do not. Give it. To Daisy.

The crowd reacts sharply.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice drawing a line in the sand before Daisy Mae DuPris has even come through the curtain.
pain GRILLÉ
She is being reasonable! She is managing expectations! Zis is called leadership, Morton!
SCARLETT

Whatever little bayou fairy tale is being written for the Swampflower, you go ahead and you write it somewhere else. This title needs someone who actually knows how to command a room. Someone who understands that a championship is not a participation trophy for being wholesome. It is the ultimate accessory. And I wear accessories very, very well.

She runs one hand slowly down her own silhouette to underscore the point.

SCARLETT

Just something to consider.

She blows a slow kiss toward April's direction and steps back.

Then the warm, golden house lights come up and the zydeco kicks in.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

The crowd erupts. Daisy Mae DuPris bursts through the curtain in her sky-blue and sunflower-yellow singlet, jumping up and down with completely unaffected joy. She bounces down the ramp, high-fiving every single kid in the front row, absolutely radiating. She slides under the bottom rope, hops up to the second turnbuckle to wave at the cheap seats, and drops down, bouncing on her toes.

MURPHY
The Swampflower! Daisy Mae DuPris from Houma, Louisiana, right here in her home state, and this crowd loves this young woman.
pain GRILLÉ
Ugh. Ze zydeco. Every time. It gets in my head and it stays zere for days. Last week I was humming it in ze shower and I did not even realize. It was deeply upsetting.

Daisy takes a microphone, still smiling that enormous smile, and turns to face April Monday with genuine, almost overwhelming sincerity.

DAISY

Miss April, I have been watching you my whole life. My granddaddy had tapes of your matches and we would sit on the porch on Sunday evenings and watch every single one. You are the reason I lace up these boots.

The crowd gives a warm, genuine pop.

DAISY

Now I know I am not the flashiest girl in this room, and I know I am not going to walk in here and tell you I have some God-given right to be the first champion. My granddaddy always said you earn what you get and you get what you earn. But I will tell you this. If you see fit to give this swampflower the opportunity, I will put every single ounce of everything I have got into making you proud. Bless your heart, let's wrestle!

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris, folks. I don't think there is a more genuine person in professional wrestling today.
pain GRILLÉ
It is calculated, Morton. Ze niceness is a tactic. Nobody is zat nice. It is statistically impossible.
MURPHY
She literally just said she watches tapes of April Monday with her grandfather on the porch.
pain GRILLÉ
EXACTLY. Sucking up. Very sophisticated psychological campaign.

Before the sentiment fully settles, the orchestral brass swells through the PA. The house lights shift to tropical teal.

MURPHY
That's the music of Los Mares Mortales Del Golfo. And if that music is here, that means Vivienne Vance is here. And where Vivienne Vance is, La Sirena is never far behind.
pain GRILLÉ
Now ZIS is a formidable entry into ze conversation, Morton. Ze corporate muscle. Ze legitimate representation.

Vivienne Vance steps through the curtain first, back perfectly straight, gold-trimmed leather folder pressed against her chest, that cold untouchable smirk absolutely in place. One step behind her and to her left, La Sirena rolls her shoulders with slow, contained menace. Her crimson mask catches the teal light. Her hands are already flexed. The crowd boos.

Vivienne ascends the steps with deliberate composure, slips through the middle ropes, and positions herself center ring with a sharp, precise authority that suggests she has prepared remarks. La Sirena stations herself just outside the ropes, pacing slowly.

VIVIENNE

Miss Monday. Good evening. And congratulations on the announcement. It is, professionally speaking, a step in the right direction for this promotion.

She offers a thin, chilling smile.

VIVIENNE

Now. I will spare everyone the theater. My client La Sirena is the most physically dominant woman standing in this building tonight. She is not social media content. She is not a bayou nostalgia act. She is not a Vegas magic trick in a revealing outfit. She is a fighting machine who was pulled from the underground fight pits of Acapulco specifically because of what she does to human bodies.

La Sirena steps through the ropes at the word bodies, breathing slow and deliberate, her wide eyes scanning the ring like she's already decided where the damage starts.

VIVIENNE

The Femina Imperium Championship represents a commercial investment. Spinebuster PRO's commercial investment is best protected by having the most terrifying woman alive wearing it. That is simply good business. I'd invite you to disagree with me, but then I'd have to explain to La Sirena why she shouldn't demonstrate her qualifications right now, and that conversation tends to get very physical very quickly.

She opens her folder and clicks her pen.

VIVIENNE

So. La Sirena. First champion. I'll need that in writing at your earliest convenience.

MURPHY
Vivienne Vance is out here essentially filing a corporate application for the championship on behalf of La Sirena. And La Sirena is in this ring right now just... vibrating with intent.
pain GRILLÉ
She makes excellent points, Morton! Ze ROI on a La Sirena championship reign would be enormous! Enormous!
MURPHY
ROI.
pain GRILLÉ
Return on investment, Morton. I 'ave been listening to business podcasts.

The tension in the ring is thick enough to chew. Six sets of eyes are now fixed on April Monday, who has stood in the same spot through all of it, weight even, microphone at her side, completely unruffled.

Then "Shook Ones, Pt. II" drops.

The arena dims into harsh grey and warning-yellow. The haunting vinyl hiss, then that cold baseline. Carmen Cruz walks through the curtain like she owns the mortgage on the building. Canary-yellow and charcoal-grey singlet, thick yellow wristbands, gold laces. She walks the ramp with a slow shoulder-roll swagger, and when a fan leans over the rail to shout something, she counts imaginary money directly in their face and keeps walking.

MURPHY
Carmen Cruz from Newark, New Jersey, and she has not come out here to be polite about it.
pain GRILLÉ
She is never polite about anything. It is genuinely one of 'er finest qualities.

Carmen slides under the bottom rope, grabs a microphone off the timekeeper without asking, and plants herself in the middle of what is now a very crowded ring with the kind of confidence that suggests personal space is a concept invented by people who lose.

CARMEN

Alright. I'm gonna make this real simple because I got places to be and the longer I stand here listening to this, the more my time is worth that none of you are paying me for.

She looks at Amber.

CARMEN

You. You're out here with a poll. A poll. What is this, a talent show?

She looks at Scarlett.

CARMEN

You. Real cute. Real very cute. This ain't Vegas, sweetheart.

She barely looks at Daisy.

CARMEN

You're nice. That's adorable.

She stares at Vivienne for a half-beat longer than necessary, then deliberately looks past her at La Sirena, then back to Vivienne.

CARMEN

And you. Lady, you don't even compete. You're in here representing somebody else. That's real sweet. I represent myself.

She turns to April.

CARMEN

I want my opportunity. I earned it just by showing up in this building because every single promoter I have ever worked for-

The house lights die completely.

The entire arena goes pitch black for three full seconds.

Then the deep-green and industrial-rust-orange strobe ignites, and Down's "Stone the Crow" crawls out of the PA system like something dragged up from thirty feet underground.

The crowd explodes.

Fans: "ROX-IE! ROX-IE! ROX-IE!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
OH. The crowd in The Bayou is absolutely losing their minds! That is Roxie Roche! Roxie "Riot" Roche from right here in New Orleans, Louisiana, and she is coming to this ring!
pain GRILLÉ
Oh no. Oh no no no. Why is she 'ere? She is going to break something. She always breaks something. Last time she was near zis ring she broke a CHAIR and zat chair 'ad done nothing to 'er personally!

Roxie walks through the curtain with that unbothered, slouching, dead-eyed stride, taping her own wrists as she comes, completely in sync with the slow grind of the metal track. She doesn't look at the cameras. She doesn't play to the fans. She walks the ramp with her gaze fixed somewhere slightly above the ring and the crowd noise crashes over her like she's walked through a waterfall.

She marches up the steps, steps through the middle rope, and spits her mouthguard into the air, catching it, pacing.

She looks at the ring full of women. Then she looks at April. Then she looks at the ring full of women again.

She holds the microphone up near her jaw like it's a thing she's tolerating.

ROXIE

Alright. I'll be brief.

She looks around the ring, making eye contact with no one in particular and everyone simultaneously.

ROXIE

I don't want the title.

The crowd makes a confused noise.

ROXIE

I mean, I'll take it. Don't get me wrong. But that's not why I'm out here.

She cracks her neck, one side, then the other.

ROXIE

I'm out here because I have been sitting in the back watching all of this for six minutes, and all I can think about is how bad I want to hit every single one of you. Not because I hate you. Not because of some storyline. Just because it is Friday night in Baton Rouge and I am standing in a ring with some warm bodies and that is what this ring is for.

She shrugs one shoulder.

ROXIE

You want to crown a first champion? Fine. Set it up. But understand that whoever wins that title is gonna have to go through me eventually, and I am a lot more concerned about making sure this match is worth watching than I am about walking out with some hardware. I don't do red carpets. I do receipts.

She drops the microphone to her side and looks directly at April.

ROXIE

Time to pay the toll.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
Roxie Roche, ladies and gentlemen! She doesn't want to campaign for the championship, she just wants to fight! And this capacity crowd at The Bayou is absolutely on board!
pain GRILLÉ
She is completely unhinged. She said she wants to hit everyone. She said it out loud. Into a microphone. In front of witnesses. This is not normal behavior, Morton. I am uncomfortable. I am several feet away from zis woman and I am uncomfortable.

The ring is now at full occupancy. Amber Rizzoli is checking her angles, Scarlett Vice is examining her nails with manufactured disinterest, Daisy Mae is bouncing gently on her toes, Carmen Cruz is staring at the middle distance with her arms crossed, Vivienne Vance is pressing her folder to her chest like a shield, La Sirena is slowly rolling her neck, and Roxie Roche is pacing the ropes like a large animal in a small cage.

April Monday waits. One beat. Two. Three.

Then she raises the chrome microphone.

APRIL

Cool your jets. All of you.

The ring goes still. Even La Sirena stops pacing, which is notable.

APRIL

I have heard every single word you've said tonight. The poll. The fashion advice. The compliments, Daisy, and I mean that. The corporate filing. The street pitch. And Roxie, I would expect nothing less and nothing more from you.

She turns slowly, making eye contact with each of them in sequence.

APRIL

What I am not going to do is stand here and pick a favorite. My family's name is on this building. That means every decision I make is on the record. I don't play favorites. I don't make backroom deals. And I do not hand championships to anybody, regardless of who asks or how they ask it.

She looks at Vivienne specifically on that last part.

APRIL

So here is what tonight looks like. The main event of Bad Juju is a Gauntlet Match for the Spinebuster PRO Femina Imperium Championship. Two competitors start. You pin one, the next one comes out. Last woman standing wins the title and makes history in this building.

Fans: "SB-PRO! SB-PRO! SB-PRO!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
A Gauntlet Match! The Femina Imperium Championship will be decided tonight in a Gauntlet Match! Morton Murphy is losing his composure a little bit at this announce desk!
pain GRILLÉ
I am also affected. I will not say 'ow. But I am affected.
APRIL

Now. Every one of your names has been entered into a random number generator. The order gets decided right now, on that screen, in front of everybody. No backroom calls. No favors. No contracts.

She looks at Vivienne on that last word.

APRIL

The ring decides. It always does.

She extends a hand to the timekeeper, who passes up a small remote. April clicks a button.

The big screen above the entrance flickers to life. A simple white-on-black digital interface displays six name slots. A randomizer animation spins through them, cycling too fast to read, the crowd leaning in collectively, a low sustained buzz of anticipation building as the names blur.

The first slot locks.

LA SIRENA

Vivienne Vance straightens immediately, pressing her folder to her chest, head tilting with calculated satisfaction. La Sirena rolls her neck.

MURPHY
La Sirena is entering the Gauntlet first! Vivienne Vance did not look unhappy about that.
pain GRILLÉ
Starting first in a gauntlet is a disadvantage, Morton! La Sirena will 'ave to survive the entire match!
MURPHY
Vivienne Vance doesn't look like she's doing the math on that.

The second slot locks.

AMBER RIZZOLI

Amber gasps, disappointed she has to come in at the start of the match.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli in at number two.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze algorithm provides, Morton!

The third slot locks.

CARMEN CRUZ

Carmen nods once. No expression. She cracks her knuckles.

MURPHY
Carmen Cruz at number three. That is a dangerous draw right there.
pain GRILLÉ
She does not look upset. She does not look anything. Zat is more frightening than upset.

The fourth slot locks.

SCARLETT VICE

Scarlett tilts her head slowly and lets a long, slow smile spread across her face.

SCARLETT

Mm. Number four. I do love being fashionably late.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice, number four in the Gauntlet.
pain GRILLÉ
She is very pleased with 'erself. I mean, she is always very pleased with 'erself, but right now specifically she is pleased.

The fifth slot locks.

ROXIE ROCHE

Roxie doesn't react. She just nods, like someone confirmed a delivery time.

MURPHY
Roxie Roche at number five! The New Orleans native coming in late in this Gauntlet!
pain GRILLÉ
Merde. Zat is deeply unfair to everyone else involved. Having Roxie Roche come in at five means whoever is still standing 'as to deal with... zat.

He gestures generally at Roxie's entire existence.

The sixth and final slot spins a moment longer than the others. The crowd quietens almost involuntarily.

It locks.

DAISY MAE DuPRIS

The crowd erupts so hard the commentary desk actually shakes slightly.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Daisy claps her hands over her mouth, her eyes going wide. She looks at April with overwhelming emotion and then catches herself and straightens up, pressing both hands to her heart, nodding firmly.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris is entering last in the Gauntlet! Number six! The Swampflower gets the final entry and the crowd here in Baton Rouge is going absolutely berserk!
pain GRILLÉ
Oh zis is RIGGED! Ze home crowd favorite gets ze last entry?! Zis is manipulation! Zis is theatre! I OBJECT!
MURPHY
It was a random number generator, pain. She saw the numbers.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not trust generators, Morton! I do not trust anything I cannot 'old in my 'ands!

Scarlett Vice does not erupt. She simmers. Her jaw tightens almost invisibly and she looks at April with a slow, burning calculation.

SCARLETT

Of course.

It's barely a whisper into the microphone. Cold and perfectly controlled.

Carmen Cruz looks at the screen, looks at Daisy, and makes a quiet, private sound that might be a laugh.

Amber is already filming the screen with her phone.

AMBER

Last entry, six women, winner gets the title, and my Rizzoli Regiment is literally going to lose their minds when I post this. This is the best season arc I have ever had.

La Sirena is staring at the screen. Then she turns and looks at every woman in the ring, slowly, deliberately, one by one. She lands on Daisy last and stays there.

DAISY

Bless your heart, sweetheart. We'll see what happens.

April Monday raises the microphone one final time.

APRIL

Tonight is the beginning of something real in this division. You want to be the first Femina Imperium Champion? Then get ready. All six of you. Because this building, this crowd, and this ring are going to find out exactly what you are made of.

She drops the microphone to her side, and for just a moment, underneath the composure and the suit and the authority, there is something else in her expression. Pride. The deep, private, genuine kind.

She turns and walks to the ropes, steps through, descends the steps, and begins her walk back up the ramp. Halfway up, she stops and turns back one final time, looking out over the ring full of women.

APRIL

The legacy demands a blood price.

She turns and walks through the curtain.

The camera holds on the ring. La Sirena and Roxie Roche have locked eyes from across the canvas. Nobody has moved.

MURPHY
April Monday has done it. She has activated the Femina Imperium Championship, she has set the Gauntlet Match for tonight's main event, and the order is locked in. La Sirena, Amber Rizzoli, Carmen Cruz, Scarlett Vice, Roxie Roche, and Daisy Mae DuPris. One of those six women walks out of The Bayou tonight as the first ever Spinebuster PRO Femina Imperium Champion. We will be right back.
pain GRILLÉ
I am not going anywhere, Morton. I cannot feel my legs.
Fans: "SB-PRO! SB-PRO! SB-PRO!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
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One-on-One Match
Rey Manta
VS
Munchy Man

Rey Manta

Munchy Man

The lights in The Bayou shift to a cold, tropical teal. A sweeping orchestral brass arrangement rolls through the arena like a tide coming in, slow and enormous and inevitable. The crowd murmurs, confused for just a moment, because this is new. Nobody's heard this music before.

MURPHY
Folks, welcome to back Bad Juju, and we have a debut happening tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
A debut of consequence, Mort. A debut of consequence. I 'ave been told things. Beautiful, terrible things.

The brass swells, and then the flamenco-metal drums explode and the tempo doubles in an instant. Through the entrance curtain steps Rey Manta, and the crowd's curiosity curdles almost immediately into heat. He wears the seafoam-green cape spread wide behind him, the wingspan of something predatory, and he carries a polished gold cane raised toward the rafters of The Bayou like he's planting a flag in conquered territory. To his immediate left, Vivienne Vance moves in perfect lockstep with him, a tablet in one hand, her other hand positioned just behind his elbow, not touching, just present. Behind them both, visible now as the stage smoke parts, El Kraken looms large and silent.

MURPHY
That is Rey Manta, making his Spinebuster PRO debut here tonight. He is backed, as we understand it, by the financial resources of Marina Voss. He represents the faction known as Los Mares Mortales Del Golfo, and the man walking alongside him is his personal manager, Vivienne Vance. And that enormous silhouette behind them is El Kraken.
pain GRILLÉ
Marina Voss is one of the great minds in this business, Mort. And she 'as invested in something magnifique. Look at 'im. LOOK at 'im. Six foot two, two hundred and twenty pounds of absolute aristocracy. This is not a man who wrestles for fun. This man wrestles because everything in 'is world belongs to 'im.

Manta reaches the foot of the ramp and pauses. He turns his gaze, slowly, across the crowd that is booing him. Not reacting to it. Surveying it. His chin stays up, the cane stays raised. He walks up the steel steps as though they were cut just for him. He steps through the ropes in one fluid, unhurried motion. Vivienne moves behind him, unclamps the seafoam cape with practiced efficiency, and drapes it over the corner post. El Kraken stations himself at ringside without being told, arms folded, expression blank.

Manta climbs the second turnbuckle. He looks out at the booing Bayou crowd, and on his face is a smile of pure, undiluted condescension. He raises the cane once more.

Fans: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

Manta steps down from the turnbuckle slowly, already disinterested in them.

MURPHY
Now, I want to also mention before we get this match started that the crowd here in Baton Rouge is still absolutely buzzing from April Monday's announcement earlier tonight regarding the Femina Imperium Championship. The women's title gauntlet match has been set, and these fans are fired up. But right now, we've got a young man making his debut who, based on that entrance, could not possibly care less about any announcement that doesn't feature his name.
pain GRILLÉ
He cares about the appropriate things, Mort. Which is 'imself. Entirely 'imself. I respect zis philosophy deeply.

The teal fades and the arena lighting returns to its standard warm gold as the next track begins.

SFX: "BA-DA-DA-DAAAH-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAH!"

"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top rips through The Bayou speakers and the crowd absolutely unleashes a wall of boos. Dense gray stage smoke pours from the entrance and through it, unhurried and unwelcome, comes The Haughty Troupe. Bullseye Kid strolls with his hands in his jacket pockets. The Mammoth occupies an enormous amount of stage real estate. And between them, slightly forward, his jaw already clenched tight enough to crack a walnut, is Munchy Man. The neon-green lightning bolt face paint blazes against the gold house lights. His maroon velvet vest sits over the black and green singlet. He doesn't look at a single fan. He stares at the ring. Just the ring.

MURPHY
And here comes Munchy Man, the newest member of The Haughty Troupe, alongside Bullseye Kid and The Mammoth. Now, Munchy Man is a veteran of the independent circuit. This man has been bruising bodies in gymnasiums and arenas for a long time. He is not a rookie. He is not intimidated by a big entrance.
pain GRILLÉ
'E 'as green face paint, Mort. 'E is clearly a sophisticated man.
MURPHY
That is a truly useless observation, thank you.

Munchy Man hits the ring apron and doesn't bother with the steps. He drives himself under the bottom rope with pure aggressive momentum, slides to the center of the ring, and is back on his feet in one savage motion. He turns immediately toward Danny Vance, gets directly in the young referee's face, and starts shouting. Danny doesn't blink. He holds eye contact and points firmly toward the corner.

DANNY VANCE

Back up, back up, back up. You're in my ring now, pal. Back it up.

Munchy Man sneers and turns away, pacing the ring perimeter like something caged, his eyes cutting toward Manta, who is watching him from across the ring with a vaguely amused expression. Manta leans one forearm on the top rope, utterly unbothered.

MURPHY
Danny Vance is our official tonight, folks, and that young man does not have a millimeter of give in him. Munchy Man found that out in the first fifteen seconds.
pain GRILLÉ
The man is trying to prepare 'imself, Mort! A little pre-match conversation!
MURPHY
He was screaming in a twenty-three-year-old referee's face, pain.
pain GRILLÉ
Zat is one way to interpret it, oui.

The Mammoth and Bullseye Kid post up at ringside on the far side from El Kraken. Vivienne Vance takes her position near the neutral corner, tablet down, eyes on the ring. Danny Vance moves to center ring, looks at both men to confirm they're ready, and calls for the bell.

SFX: DING DING DING!

They come out of their corners and Munchy Man immediately closes the distance at a hard angle, not waiting for a lockup. He drives a closed fist punch straight at Rey Manta's jaw before any collar-and-elbow can form. Manta's head snaps to the side and he staggers back into the ropes. The crowd pops for the immediate aggression.

Fans: "YEAH! YEAH!"
DANNY VANCE

Hey! HEY! Closed fist! That is a WARNING, that's a WARNING right there!

Munchy Man doesn't hear it or doesn't care. He grabs Manta by the wrist, locks in a short-arm lariat setup, yanks him forward off the ropes, and swings his forearm arm in a wide, clubbing arc.

MURPHY
Short-arm lariat from Munchy Man and he caught Rey Manta right at the start here!

Manta ducks. He drops low and the forearm sails through empty air above him. Manta rolls to the side, lets Munchy Man's momentum carry him a step forward, and as Munchy Man turns to find him, Manta drives a spinning heel kick that catches him flush across the chest.

SFX: CRACK!

Munchy Man lurches backward. He doesn't fall, but his back hits the ropes and he bounces off them involuntarily. Manta is already in motion. He runs at Munchy Man, springs off the middle rope, and hooks his arm coming around in a fluid, clean springboard arm drag that sends Munchy Man across the ring and deposits him on the canvas.

MURPHY
Oh! Springboard arm drag! Beautiful execution from Rey Manta!
pain GRILLÉ
Did you SEE zat, Mort? Did you see ze grace? Ze elegance? Ze man is ART.

Munchy Man scrambles to his feet. His jaw is set and there's a flash of something dangerous in his eyes. That was not part of his internal script. He straightens his vest and moves in again. They lock up this time, a proper collar-and-elbow, and Munchy Man's twenty-odd-pound advantage lets him press Manta back toward the turnbuckles. He gets him into the corner and drives a knee into Manta's midsection, then a heavy forearm across the chest.

MURPHY
Munchy Man using that size advantage now. He's got Rey Manta in the corner and he's just hammering away.

Danny Vance is already at Munchy Man's shoulder, one hand extended, not touching but present.

DANNY VANCE

I need a clean break when I call it! Five... four... three... two...

Munchy Man backs off at two and a half, arms raised in mock innocence, his eyes still locked on Manta with burning hostility.

MURPHY
Danny Vance with the tight count. He is not giving Munchy Man any slack here tonight.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze referee is being extremely difficult. Munchy Man 'ad one more forearm in 'im easily.

Manta rolls his neck and pushes out of the corner. Munchy Man charges in and locks him in a front facelock, looking for a gutwrench. He shifts his arms down around Manta's ribs and gut, trying to lock the gutwrench grip. Manta fires a quick elbow to Munchy Man's ribs before the gutwrench can be fully seated. Then another. Munchy Man grunts and his grip slips. Manta threads behind him fast, locks both arms around Munchy Man's waist from behind, plants his hips low, and arches.

MURPHY
Bridging German suplex from Rey Manta!

Munchy Man goes up and over, his neck bridging hard to the canvas, and Manta bridges his own body into the pin, his shoulders back, his hips driven high. Danny Vance is on the mat in a flash.

ONE...
TWO...

Munchy Man kicks out with authority, shrugging Manta's bridge apart and rolling free. Both men come up. Munchy Man is breathing harder than he'd like. There's a dangerous glare on his face.

MURPHY
Two count only, but an excellent sequence from Rey Manta in the early going of this debut. I'll say this, Munchy Man is finding out quickly that this is not somebody he can just roll over.
pain GRILLÉ
'E is simply warming up! Ze Green Man is simply warming up!
MURPHY
You don't even know what to call him, do you?
pain GRILLÉ
I am workshopping ze nickname. Do not rush ze creative process.

Munchy Man wipes a hand across his face paint and charges in again. This time he fakes a collar-and-elbow and drops down, going for Manta's knees with a low tackle. He gets partial contact, disrupting Manta's base and driving him down to one knee. With Manta momentarily grounded, Munchy Man wraps both arms around his chest from the side, heaves, and sends him over and down with a belly-to-belly suplex that shakes the canvas.

SFX: BOOM!
MURPHY
Belly-to-belly suplex! Munchy Man with the strength there!
Fans: "OHHH!"

Munchy Man doesn't cover. He plants an elbow into Manta's sternum as he rises, then grabs Manta's wrist and hauls him to his feet. He shoots him hard into the corner turnbuckles back-first. Manta hits and his spine arches on impact. Before he can recover, Munchy Man comes running in and delivers a running elbow drop to Manta's chest as he slumps in the corner.

MURPHY
Running elbow drop in the corner! Munchy Man is in control!

He drags Manta out of the corner by the arm. Manta is moving slower now, and there's a slight wince when he expands his chest.

At ringside, Vivienne Vance takes one quiet step forward. Not calling out, not panicking. Just watching. Her eyes are calculating.

MURPHY
Vivienne Vance keeping a close eye on things at ringside. She hasn't said a word but she is extremely locked in right now.
pain GRILLÉ
She is a professional, Mort. She does not panic. She assesses.

Munchy Man locks in a front facelock on Manta, driving his head under his armpit, looking to take him down or set up something heavy. He grinds down on the neck. Manta's knees bend slightly but he doesn't drop. He uses both hands to push against Munchy Man's hip, creating space, then drops to one knee and threads the outside leg with his arm, hooking it at the knee. He comes back upright and the combination of leverage and position lets him execute a fisherman's carry, lifting Munchy Man up and over and bridging him to the canvas with a northern lights suplex.

SFX: CRACK! The canvas booms.
MURPHY
Northern lights suplex! Bridging! Danny Vance is down!
ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!

Munchy Man forces the shoulder up with real effort. Both men separate and rise. Manta rolls his shoulder, feeling the work of that last suplex. Munchy Man is on his feet but he's slower.

MURPHY
Another two count. Rey Manta is controlling the geometry of this match, folks. Munchy Man's power is real but Manta keeps shifting the angles on him.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is what separates a king from a commoner, Mort. Ze angles. Ze precision.

Manta looks down at Munchy Man, who is pulling himself up using the middle rope. There's something calculating in Manta's expression. He glances at Vivienne, who gives a tiny, deliberate nod. Manta walks to the far ropes, turns, gets a running start, plants his foot on the middle rope, and launches himself off the top with the missile dropkick. Munchy Man is rising and the two feet of Rey Manta connect with his chest dead center.

SFX: CRACK!

Munchy Man goes off his feet and lands flat on his back in the middle of the ring. The crowd reacts to the impact.

Fans: "OHHHH!"
MURPHY
Missile dropkick! Tremendous height and accuracy from Rey Manta!
pain GRILLÉ
Magnifique! MAGNIFIQUE! Zat is a bullet from a cannon, Mort!

Manta lands on his feet, rolls through, and is upright in a single motion. He looks at Munchy Man flat on the canvas. He rolls him over, covers him, and places one arm across his chest with an almost insulting casualness.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-Munchy Man gets the shoulder up. He's breathing hard and there's a fury in his eyes, but he's not done.

MURPHY
Two and a half. Munchy Man refusing to go quietly.

Manta rises and doesn't look frustrated. If anything he looks more interested. He walks to the corner and mounts the turnbuckles, one foot, two feet, all the way up to the top rope. He stands with complete balance, looking down at Munchy Man below. Munchy Man is beginning to stir. Manta waits. He waits until Munchy Man is halfway up, unsteady on his feet.

Then Manta launches himself off the top rope, reaching forward to hook the sunset flip position in midair, and when his hands find Munchy Man's body, the full momentum and the leveraged spring from the top rope drive Munchy Man backward and down into a thunderous powerbomb position, the Abyssal Wing exploding on impact with the canvas.

SFX: BOOM!

The Bayou erupts.

Fans: "OHHHH!"
MURPHY
ABYSSAL WING! ABYSSAL WING! Springboard sunset flip powerbomb from the top rope! That's the finisher and he drove every pound of Munchy Man into that canvas!
pain GRILLÉ
BON DIEU! C'est incroyable! The man said 'e was a king and 'e was NOT LYING, Mort! 'E was NOT LYING!

Munchy Man is flat. Completely, entirely flat. Rey Manta rolls through the momentum, rises, and plants both hands across Munchy Man's chest in a cover. Danny Vance slides in.

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: DING DING DING!
MURPHY
That's it! Rey Manta wins! Rey Manta wins his Spinebuster PRO debut right here in Baton Rouge! A spectacular debut, decisive, dominant, exactly what Los Mares Mortales sent him here to do!

Danny Vance taps Manta on the shoulder and raises his hand with efficient, professional precision. Manta allows the hand raise for exactly as long as he decides to, then withdraws his arm and turns away, rolling his neck.

El Kraken steps onto the apron and over the top rope. Vivienne Vance slides the seafoam-green cape back over Rey Manta's shoulders, reclasping it at the collar. Manta accepts this as his natural due. He retrieves his cane from the corner, moves to the center of the ring, and raises it high.

The crowd boos loud and long. Manta looks out at them with that same cold, aristocratic smile.

pain GRILLÉ
La magnificence! Zis is what Spinebuster PRO needed, Mort! A genuine king among these... these... brawlers and clowns!
MURPHY
I'm not going to argue with the result. That was an impressive debut. Rey Manta came in here and he took Munchy Man apart with real technical precision. The Abyssal Wing is one hell of a finishing maneuver. We will see a lot more of Los Mares Mortales Del Golfo going forward, I guarantee it.

At ringside, Bullseye Kid helps drag Munchy Man to the floor. Munchy Man shakes the hands off him almost immediately, shoving Bullseye Kid's arm away and yelling something unintelligible at nobody in particular. He's furious. He's embarrassed. He stares back at the ring where Manta stands at the center, and the expression on Munchy Man's face is genuinely unhinged.

MURPHY
And before we get too deep into the night, a quick word from our naming rights partner. Swamp Water, the official sports drink of Spinebuster PRO. Swamp Water is cold, it is aggressive, and it does not apologize for what it is. Just like the folks competing in this ring every week. Crack one open.
pain GRILLÉ
I 'ad one before ze show. I cannot feel my left arm and I am 'aving ze best time.
MURPHY
That is deeply concerning and also exactly what their marketing team would want you to say. Swamp Water, folks.

In the ring, Rey Manta descends the turnbuckle and walks to the ropes, leaning over them to look down at Munchy Man, who is still arguing with nobody on the floor. Manta says nothing to him. He simply watches with complete disinterest and then turns away.

MURPHY
A statement debut from Rey Manta. Los Mares Mortales is open for business in Spinebuster PRO, and the rest of this locker room has been put on notice. A big night still ahead, folks, including the main event gauntlet match for the Femina Imperium Championship. We'll be right back.
ResultRey Mantavia pinfall — Abyssal Wing (springboard sunset flip powerbomb from the top rope)5:42
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Amber Rizzoli
BookFace
Harry Balkin Jr.
Backstage Segment

We think you're trending

Amber Rizzoli

BookFace

Harry Balkin Jr.

The camera cuts backstage. The hallway outside the locker rooms is narrow, lit by overhead fluorescents that hum faintly. A thick pink phone case mounted on a glowing ring-light selfie stick comes into frame first, then the hand holding it, then Amber Rizzoli herself, walking the corridor with the practiced, hip-forward stride of someone who has spent years performing for a lens. She is fully dressed for her appearance on the show, rhinestones catching the fluorescent light in a way that probably does not translate well on the live stream but she does not care because she adjusts the angle constantly, chasing it.

AMBER

Okay, okay, okay, so like, we are literally backstage at Spinebuster PRO right now, which is so aesthetic even though the lighting in this hallway is genuinely giving me nothing. Like, zero. My Ring-Light is doing all the heavy lifting right now.

She pauses, checks the screen, tilts the ring light a half-inch to the left.

AMBER

There it is. Hi, Regiment. Episode four. We are building the brand, we are building the content, we are literally in the building.

She glances at the monitor on the phone screen showing the live viewer count.

AMBER

Four thousand concurrent. Okay. We are growing. We are growing. That is what consistency looks like, sweeties. You stay ready so you never have to get ready.

She winks at herself in the lens.

AMBER

If you are new here, I am Amber Rizzoli, and no, you do not need to look me up. I find you.

Footsteps. Harry Balkin Jr. rounds the corner first, blazer on, moving at the brisk professional pace of a man who genuinely believes he is on a deadline at all times. BookFace walks beside him, tablet in hand, the screen brightness cranked, head tilted toward it at an angle that would give a chiropractor nightmares.

Harry spots her. He does not slow down immediately. He takes two more steps, makes a small calculation, and then stops. BookFace stops when Harry stops, the way a satellite dish stops when someone parks the truck.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Rizzoli. He says it like he is reading a chyron. We were monitoring the live feed from the production truck. You are currently the number one trending topic associated with tonight's broadcast. That is not nothing. That is a verified fact.

Amber lowers the ring light maybe three inches, which is the backstage equivalent of giving someone her full attention.

AMBER

Wait, I'm trending? She looks at her own phone screen. Like, trending trending?

BookFace finally glances up from the tablet.

BOOKFACE

Trending.

He tilts the screen toward her briefly to show her something.

BOOKFACE

Our algorithm flagged you fifteen minutes ago. The Regiment hashtag is pulling engagement at a rate that most of this locker room will never generate in their entire careers. He goes back to the tablet.

AMBER

Okay that is so cute that you have data on that. She laughs, a single bright sound, then immediately checks her angle again.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Cute is not the word I would use.

He straightens his collar.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

The word I would use is opportunity.

He pivots slightly so he is addressing her and the camera simultaneously, which he does with the ease of long habit.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

What you have is reach. What Media Trial has is infrastructure. A broadcast platform, a distribution network, and a documented track record of controlling the narrative inside that ring. Together, those two things become something considerably more valuable than either of them operating independently.

He lets that sit for exactly one beat.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

We think you would be right at home with us.

Amber makes a face. It is a very specific face. The face of someone who is weighing something they find mildly repulsive against something they find mildly interesting.

AMBER

So like, a collab?

She says the word with genuine consideration rather than enthusiasm.

AMBER

I don't really do collabs. My aesthetic is very specific. No offence but the whole newspaper-print thing you have going on is very, like... very 2008 Tumblr. Not saying it does not have a niche audience, I'm just saying.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

The aesthetic, as you call it, is a brand identity rooted in authority and credibility. He keeps his voice perfectly even. But I am not here to pitch you on the wardrobe. I am here to tell you that the women's division in this company is going to require more than a selfie stick.

He glances at the ring-light.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

When you eventually step through those ropes and someone tries to make you their content instead of the other way around, the question you will want to have already answered is who is in your corner.

BookFace replies without looking up.

BOOKFACE

Four thousand two hundred concurrent. You dropped two hundred in the last forty seconds.

He taps the screen. Amber immediately lifts the ring light back up and points it at herself.

AMBER

We are not stalling, we are having a conversation, that is content.

She re-finds her angle.

AMBER

Okay fine. Fine. I think the cross-promotion value could be, like, potentially interesting from a numbers perspective.

She says this the way someone might say they are potentially open to trying a restaurant they fully expect to hate.

AMBER

I am not committing to anything. I am not signing anything. I do not sign things without reading them and I have not read anything.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

Nobody is asking you to sign anything tonight.

AMBER

Good. I'll think about it.

Harry gives a small, businesslike nod.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

That is all we ask.

He pulls his blazer cuff straight.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

One more thing... If you are ever in that ring and the situation requires a resource you do not currently have at your disposal, Media Trial is a resource.

He says it without drama.

HARRY BALKIN JR.

That is simply information. What you do with it is up to you.

BookFace finally looks up from his tablet staring at her with the mild blankness of someone who has spent so long looking at a screen they have had to re-learn how to look at people.

BOOKFACE

We come in very handy.

Amber looks at both of them. She looks at the phone screen. She looks back at them.

AMBER

I said I'll think about it. Don't crowd me.

Harry Balkin Jr. gives her nothing but a faint, satisfied look, the kind that means he considers this conversation closed in his favour. He starts walking again. BookFace pivots without ceremony and falls back into step beside him, the tablet already back in front of his face.

Amber watches them go. She brings the ring light back to prime position and tilts her head to find her light again.

AMBER

Okay. So. That was Harry Balkin Jr. and BookFace, who are Media Trial, who are in the tag title tournament semi-final tonight, and who apparently think that I should join their little... thing.

She gestures vaguely in the direction they walked.

AMBER

I don't know. I am thinking about it. I said I'm thinking about it. What do you guys think? Leave a comment. Okay. Stay tuned.

She rounds the corner and disappears. The fluorescent hum fills the empty hallway for a moment before the camera cuts.

MURPHY
Interesting conversation happening backstage tonight. Media Trial planting seeds with Amber Rizzoli before their semi-final. Smart move or reckless distraction, I cannot decide which.
pain GRILLÉ
Morton, this is what the smartest operation in this company does. They recruit assets. Amber Rizzoli has four thousand, she says two hundred drop so now she 'as four thousand, yes, but the point is, zat is four thousand people who watch what 'Arry Balkin wants zem to watch. Zat is called leverage. Zat is called media infrastructure. You would not understand.
MURPHY
What I understand is that Amber Rizzoli said she would think about it, which in this business usually means yes.
pain GRILLÉ
Bien sur it means yes. Everything means yes when 'Arry Balkin is asking ze question.
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Tag Team Match
BookFace
Harry Balkin Jr.
VS
Kid Koala
Drop Bear

Media Trial

BookFace & Harry Balkin Jr.

The Marsupials of Mayhem

Kid Koala & Drop Bear

The house lights drop. On the Titantron, fake engagement counters scroll and spike. Corporate glitchcore synth pulses through The Bayou.

MURPHY
We are back, folks, and this is the one we have all been waiting for tonight. The first semi-final of the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Title Tournament. Media Trial versus the Marsupials of Mayhem. Whoever wins tonight goes to the final.
pain GRILLÉ
Monsieur Murphy, I have been looking forward to zis all evening. Harry Balkin Jr. and BookFace, they are going to expose these swamp animals for exactly what they are. Frauds. Koala-themed frauds.
MURPHY
You can feel the electricity in this building right now. The Bayou is packed.

BookFace emerges from the curtain first, tablet raised at eye level, screen blazing with fabricated engagement metrics. Ten thousand watching. Thirty thousand. The numbers climb and climb. He walks the ramp without once looking at the crowd, which draws loud boos from every corner of the room.

Fans: "SELL OUT! SELL OUT! SELL OUT!"

BookFace pays them no mind. He slides under the bottom rope and immediately raises the tablet to his face like a shield.

The Dylan kicks in. The arena shifts to that cold white and blue. The crowd gets louder and nastier.

Harry Balkin Jr. steps through the curtain in his newspaper-headline tights and tailored blazer, microphone already in hand. He looks at the fans with the patient disdain of a man who has already won.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Breaking story. Semi-final. Media Trial advances. That is a verified fact.

He drops the microphone to the ramp, lets it bounce, and walks to the ring at a deliberate pace. He steps through the ropes, straightens his blazer, and hands it to a ringside attendant with two fingers like he is passing off a contaminated garment.

MURPHY
The heat in this building for Media Trial right now. These people cannot stand them. And frankly, after what Vox Null did last week to cost Ike Gritsenko and the Second-Wind Syndicate their tournament spot, this whole operation has a bad smell to it.
pain GRILLÉ
Vox Null is an independent contractor, Morton. Nothing has been proven.
MURPHY
Nothing has been denied either.

The music cuts. A beat of silence. Then from somewhere in the back of the crowd a BAAAA soundbite erupts over the PA and "Adrenaline" by Wombat and Devlin hits hard and fast.

Fans: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

The crowd turns. A sea of phone lights come on. Kid Koala bursts through the back doors of The Bayou wearing the Bullseye Kid's graffitied hoodie, the one he stole on Episode One, now covered in dripping anarchist slogans and the circle-A sprayed in red across the back. He vaults over a guardrail section, slapping hands as he goes, weaving through fans toward the ring.

MURPHY
And THERE is Kid Koala! Still wearing that hoodie! Still wearing the Bullseye Kid's property! The Haughty Troupe demanded satisfaction two weeks ago and Koala's answer was to show up in it again tonight!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is disrespect. Zis is criminal, Morton. Ze Bullseye Kid is a professional and zat hoodie, it is personal property. I believe zere are laws.
MURPHY
There are no laws in The Bayou, pain. You know that.

Kid Koala vaults the barricade near ringside and turns to look back up the aisle. Drop Bear is there. He comes through the main entrance at the top of the ramp, no music, no acknowledgment of the crowd, hand-stitched leather koala mask catching the light as he walks. Three hundred and eleven pounds of deliberate, unhurried menace making his way toward the ring.

MURPHY
And here comes Drop Bear. You want to talk about a force of nature. This man right here.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis man scares me. I will say it on camera. I am not embarrassed.

Drop Bear rolls under the bottom rope and stands. He and Kid Koala exchange a look. Nothing is said. Nothing needs to be.

Marcus Vance stands in the center of the ring, arms at his sides, jaw set, looking at both teams with the same expression a man uses when he is deciding which section of road he is going to dig up first. He points at Media Trial, points at the Marsupials of Mayhem, and gives a single low grunt that serves as the entirety of his pre-match instructions.

The bell rings.

Kid Koala pulls off the hoodie and holds it up, showing it to the crowd. The crowd pops. He tosses it over the top rope to the floor outside and grins.

Harry Balkin Jr. narrows his eyes. BookFace, on the apron, types something into his tablet very aggressively.

Kid Koala and BookFace start. BookFace sets the tablet on the apron, top corner, screen facing the ring, still running.

MURPHY
BookFace and Kid Koala opening things up here. And I will tell you what, folks, on paper these are two of the smaller, faster men in this tournament. This could get very interesting very quickly.

They circle. BookFace darts in with a collar and elbow tie-up and immediately shoves Koala into the corner, following with a running knee lift that catches Koala right in the gut. Koala doubles and BookFace grabs a front facelock, snapping him over with a clean snap suplex. He floats to a cover.

ONE...

Koala kicks out at one, rolling to his knees fast.

BookFace winds up and delivers a Comment Section Chop across the chest. The crack echoes.

SFX: CRACK!

Koala grabs his chest, staggered.

MURPHY
That chop right there. BookFace has stiff hands when he wants to use them.
pain GRILLÉ
He is an artist, Morton. A craftsman.

BookFace whips Koala off the ropes, drops his head for a back body drop, and Koala floats over him. BookFace straightens up and turns around right into a front dropkick from Kid Koala that sends BookFace stumbling back into the Media Trial corner.

Fans: "LET'S GO KOALA! LET'S GO KOALA!"

Koala charges in and drives a second rope knee strike down across the back of BookFace's neck, hooking the ropes for leverage as BookFace crumbles down the turnbuckle to a seated position. Koala backs up, runs in, and connects with a tree of woe stomp, both feet driving into BookFace's midsection as BookFace hangs upside down in the corner.

MURPHY
Kid Koala firing on all cylinders early. This is the energy these people came to see.

Marcus Vance appears at Koala's shoulder.

MARCUS VANCE

You get him out that corner, son. Rules apply to everybody. Even you.

Koala throws his hands up, not arguing, not caring, and hauls BookFace out of the corner by the arm. He tags in Drop Bear.

The crowd rises.

Drop Bear steps through the ropes.

BookFace sees him and immediately scrambles to the Media Trial corner, tagging in Harry Balkin Jr. with a hard slap to the hand.

MURPHY
BookFace wants no part of Drop Bear. Smart. Possibly the first smart thing BookFace has done.
pain GRILLÉ
Strategic substitution, Morton. He is managing ze resources.

Harry Balkin Jr. steps through the ropes, straightens up, and looks at Drop Bear. He is six foot one and two hundred and eighteen pounds and Drop Bear makes him look like a college student.

HARRY BALKIN JR

(loud enough to be heard) Big man. That's fine. Big man.

Drop Bear grunts.

pain GRILLÉ
He says, and I believe strongly I am right about zis, he is saying that Harry Balkin Jr. is about to face the consequences of his media empire.
MURPHY
I have no idea how you got that from a grunt.

Harry circles to the left. Drop Bear does not circle. He stands and watches. Harry drives in with a chop block to Drop Bear's left knee and the big man wobbles. Harry bounces off the ropes and comes back with a high-velocity running clothesline that catches Drop Bear across the chest.

Drop Bear does not go down.

He looks down at Harry Balkin Jr.

Harry looks back up.

Fans: "OOH!"

Harry hits the ropes again. Running clothesline. Drop Bear absorbs it, staggers one step back.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin Jr. is going to the well again. This is not wise.

Harry hits the ropes a third time. This time Drop Bear takes two steps forward to meet him and runs through Harry with a running shoulder tackle that drives Harry into the canvas so hard the whole ring shakes.

SFX: BOOM!
Fans: "YEAH!"
MURPHY
Drop Bear with a shoulder tackle that could have put Harry Balkin Jr. through the floor.

Drop Bear picks Harry up by the head, clubs him twice across the back with a forearm, then drives him headfirst into the Marsupials' corner turnbuckle. He holds Harry there, shoulder to the post, and tags Kid Koala back in.

Koala climbs to the second rope and drives a spinning elbow into the back of Harry's skull. Harry stumbles out of the corner and Koala catches him from behind, driving him face first into the canvas with a running leg drop bulldog.

Goes for the cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Harry kicks out.

pain GRILLÉ
See? Harry Balkin Jr. has been in zis situation before. He knows how to survive.

Koala drags Harry to his feet and hooks him up for a backstabber, but Harry grabs the ropes. Koala's feet hit the canvas without the move landing and Harry, still holding the ropes, drives a back elbow into Koala's jaw. Koala staggers. Harry turns, seizes the moment, and connects with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, snatching Koala off the mat and driving his spine across his knee.

Koala arches and rolls to the floor, clutching his back.

MURPHY
Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Harry Balkin Jr. and suddenly the momentum has shifted. Kid Koala is down on the outside.

Harry follows him out. He grabs Koala by the back of the head and drives his face into the apron edge. Once. Twice. Marcus Vance leans through the ropes.

MARCUS VANCE

One. Two. You got till five, boy.

Harry rolls Koala back inside and covers.

ONE...
TWO...

Koala gets a shoulder up.

Harry drags him to the Media Trial corner, tags BookFace, and the two of them position Koala between them. Double knee strike combo, Harry driving one knee into Koala's midsection as BookFace drives the other into his chest simultaneously.

Koala drops to both knees.

MURPHY
Textbook tag team double team work from Media Trial and I hate saying that.
pain GRILLÉ
You should be celebrating ze craft, Morton.
MURPHY
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BookFace has Koala against the ropes and drives a rope-assisted neck snap, bending Koala over the top strand and snapping him back. Koala staggers to the middle of the ring and BookFace lines him up with the Algorithm Knee Strike, running at full speed and driving his knee into the side of Koala's head.

Koala goes down.

Goes for the cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Koala kicks out at two and the crowd exhales.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Drop Bear slaps the top rope from the apron. The whole ramp trembles slightly.

BookFace drags Koala up and whips him hard into the corner. Koala hits the turnbuckle back-first. BookFace charges in with a corner stomp sequence, foot after foot driving into Koala's gut as Koala tries to protect himself.

MURPHY
Kid Koala is taking a beating in that Media Trial corner. He needs to tag Drop Bear. He needs to make that tag right now.

BookFace grabs Koala by the wrist, yanks him out of the corner, and sets up the Buffering Neckbreaker. He swings and connects, twisting Koala's neck on the way down. Koala lies flat.

BookFace stands over him and faces the hard camera, tilting his head, raising one hand like he is framing a shot.

MURPHY
Don't do that. Don't perform over him like that.
pain GRILLÉ
He is creating content, Morton. Content!

Koala stirs. He reaches toward his corner. Drop Bear has his hand out, three hundred and eleven pounds of barely contained violence straining toward the tag. The crowd is up.

BookFace cuts it off, yanking Koala by the ankle back to center ring. He tags Harry back in. Harry drops an elbow across the base of Koala's neck, then drops another. He hauls Koala to standing, locks him in a front facelock, and hoists him for a delayed vertical suplex. He holds him up. Five seconds. Eight seconds.

The blood rushes to Koala's head.

MURPHY
Delayed vertical suplex! Harry Balkin Jr. with all the blood pooling in Kid Koala's skull right now. Drop Bear is desperate on that apron.

Harry dumps him down. The impact rattles the ring.

Harry stands over Koala and speaks directly into the hard camera.

HARRY BALKIN JR

Status update. Kid Koala is not getting up. That is a verified fact.

He drops into a cover.

ONE...
TWO...

Koala rolls a shoulder up, barely, and the crowd erupts.

Harry does not argue the count. He stands, wipes his hands together, and drags Koala back toward the Media Trial corner. He tags BookFace in and the two of them set up a tandem neckbreaker, Harry holding Koala upright while BookFace drops him. Both men execute it clean.

MURPHY
That tandem neckbreaker. These two have done the work as a team. I'll give them that.

BookFace sets up the snap DDT, front facelock in tight, but Koala finds something from somewhere and shoves him off. BookFace stumbles into the ropes. Koala staggers, drops to one knee, finds the second rope and uses it to pull himself toward the corner.

One hand out.

Reaches.

Tags Drop Bear.

The crowd detonates.

Fans: "DROP BEAR! DROP BEAR! DROP BEAR!"

Drop Bear steps through the ropes.

BookFace turns around.

Drop Bear runs through him with a running shoulder tackle. BookFace goes over backward like he was hit by a truck.

Harry Balkin Jr. comes off the apron and into the ring without a tag.

Marcus Vance

"Hey. HEY."

Harry charges and Drop Bear catches him with a short-arm lariat that nearly takes Harry's head off the top of his neck.

SFX: CRACK!
MURPHY
Short-arm lariat from Drop Bear! Harry Balkin Jr. is down! BookFace is down! The Marsupials of Mayhem are taking over this match!

Drop Bear hauls BookFace up by the collar and drives him into the corner, following with a running corner avalanche splash. BookFace folds at the bottom of the turnbuckle. Drop Bear turns to Harry, who has gotten to his feet, and drives a headbutt into Harry's forehead.

SFX: THUD!

Harry staggers sideways into the ropes.

Drop Bear grabs him by the wrist and launches him with a fallaway slam that sends Harry tumbling half the width of the ring.

MURPHY
Fallaway slam from Drop Bear and Harry Balkin Jr. is scattered across the canvas!
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is not legal! Where is ze referee? He was not ze legal man!

Marcus Vance has herded Harry back to the apron and is now doing absolutely nothing about the fact that it happened.

MARCUS VANCE

(not looking at pain, muttering) Sit down and watch a real man work.

Kid Koala is back on the apron, arm out, energized. Drop Bear brings BookFace to the center of the ring and makes the tag. The Marsupials set up their double team.

Drop Bear scoops BookFace up in a powerbomb position. Koala scales the ropes.

MURPHY
Eucalyptus Massacre! They're setting up the Eucalyptus Massacre! This could be it right here!

Drop Bear lifts. Koala launches from the top.

But Harry Balkin Jr. reaches in from the apron and grabs Koala's ankle, yanking him off the top rope. Koala crashes to the apron. The powerbomb loses its second half and BookFace slides down Drop Bear's back and rolls to the floor.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin Jr. with the interference from the apron! The Eucalyptus Massacre is broken up!
pain GRILLÉ
BRILLIANT. Ze narrative control! This is what I have been saying!

Marcus Vance turns to the apron.

MARCUS VANCE

I didn't see it. Keep wrestling.

MURPHY
He didn't see it. He is standing four feet away and he didn't see it.

Drop Bear turns toward Harry at the apron, which is when BookFace, recovered on the floor, reaches under the bottom rope and grabs Drop Bear's boot. Drop Bear looks down. Harry, still on the apron, reaches in and drives a rake across Drop Bear's eyes.

Drop Bear stumbles. Marcus Vance turns around at exactly that moment and sees nothing of use.

Harry tags himself in, properly this time, stepping through the ropes. He drives a chop block behind Drop Bear's left knee and the big man goes down to one knee.

MURPHY
Chop block to the knee! Drop Bear is down on one knee and Harry Balkin Jr. is going for the Breaking Story! Is he going to try it on Drop Bear?

Harry grabs a front facelock. He tries to position Drop Bear's three hundred and eleven pounds for the snap piledriver. Drop Bear's free hand shoots out and shoves Harry off. Harry stumbles back. Drop Bear plants a hand, tries to rise.

Kid Koala, back on the apron now, is screaming at Drop Bear. The crowd is screaming at Drop Bear.

Drop Bear gets to both feet. Harry bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running knee strike that catches Drop Bear flush in the jaw.

Drop Bear goes back to a knee.

Harry hits the ropes again. Running face wash. Sole of the boot dragged across Drop Bear's face.

MURPHY
Running face wash and Drop Bear is bloodied over the nose from that knee. This is getting ugly.
pain GRILLÉ
It is getting beautiful, is what it is getting.

Harry calls for the Breaking Story. He gets the front facelock, bends Drop Bear down, drives his head between Harry's thighs. The crowd is gasping. This would be a legitimate achievement.

Harry tries to lift him.

He cannot lift him.

Drop Bear straightens up out of the position, throwing Harry skyward with pure neck strength. Harry comes crashing back down to the canvas on his back.

The crowd erupts.

Fans: "LET'S GO KOALA! LET'S GO KOALA!"

Drop Bear shakes his head, blood from his nose catching the light, and grunts.

pain GRILLÉ
He said, I believe, he said... okay I don't know what that one was.
MURPHY
Drop Bear is firing up! Three hundred and eleven pounds and he is FIRING UP!

Drop Bear grabs Harry by the head and lifts him straight up, military press, locking him out above his head. Harry is kicking his legs six feet off the canvas. The crowd loses its mind.

Fans: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"

But BookFace dives in from the apron, grabbing Drop Bear's boot, and Drop Bear stumbles. Harry crashes down behind him. Before Drop Bear can reset, Harry runs the ropes and comes back with a high-velocity running clothesline, catching Drop Bear off-balance from the stumble, and the big man goes over.

Three hundred and eleven pounds hitting the canvas.

SFX: BOOM!

Harry drops on top.

ONE...
TWO...

Drop Bear rolls the shoulder. Harry slaps the mat in frustration.

Then the lights shift.

The crowd turns.

MURPHY
Wait. Wait, who is that coming from the back?

The Haughty Troupe appear at the top of the ramp. The Bullseye Kid in front. Munchy Man to his left. The Mammoth to his right. Three sets of eyes fixed on the ring. Fixed on Kid Koala specifically.

Fans: "BOO! BOO! BOO!"

Kid Koala sees them from the apron and points. His jaw tightens.

Marcus Vance has turned to look at the ramp. His back is now to the ring.

MURPHY
The Haughty Troupe are out here! This is not their match! This is not their night! Kid Koala stole the Bullseye Kid's hoodie two weeks ago and they have not forgotten about it!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze hoodie, Morton. Ze sacred hoodie. Zis is justice.

The Bullseye Kid walks down the ramp slowly, hands in his pockets, eyes on Koala. Koala steps off the apron onto the floor to face them, holding the bottom rope.

MURPHY
Kid Koala is NOT going to back down. This kid does not have a single cell in his body that runs from a fight.

The Mammoth goes left, Munchy Man goes right, and The Bullseye Kid walks straight ahead. They surround Koala at ringside. He throws a spinning elbow into Munchy Man's jaw and tries a bicycle kick at The Mammoth, but The Mammoth catches his leg and drives him back-first into the ringpost.

SFX: CLANG!

Koala crumples.

The Mammoth plants him with a strike to the back of the head. Munchy Man puts boots to him on the floor. The Bullseye Kid crouches down, picks up the graffitied hoodie from where Koala had thrown it earlier, and holds it up.

BULLSEYE KID

(loud, cold) Where's my respect?

Inside the ring, Marcus Vance is turned toward the commotion at ringside. His back is still to the action in the ring.

Drop Bear sees it. Drop Bear throws the ropes and starts after them.

MURPHY
Drop Bear is going to the floor! Drop Bear is going to his partner's aid!

The Mammoth and Munchy Man meet Drop Bear at ringside. The Mammoth drives a forearm into Drop Bear's chest as he comes through the ropes. Munchy Man grabs his arm from the other side. Three hundred and eleven pounds of Drop Bear is being controlled by two very large and very motivated men.

The Bayou is chaos.

Fans: "BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!"

Inside the ring, Harry Balkin Jr. has watched all of this happen. He turns to BookFace on the apron. BookFace points down at Drop Bear, then at Harry, then draws a finger across his throat.

Harry Balkin Jr. walks to where Drop Bear was lying moments ago and plants himself.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin Jr. is standing there doing nothing. He is watching the Marsupials of Mayhem get destroyed at ringside and he is doing nothing. He is waiting.
pain GRILLÉ
He is creating ze narrative, Morton. This is called patience.

Marcus Vance starts turning back toward the ring. The Haughty Troupe melt back. The Mammoth releases Drop Bear, who staggers. Kid Koala is still down on the floor.

Munchy Man rolls Drop Bear back inside the ring. Drop Bear is face down, barely moving. The knee has been worked over and now he has taken a beating on the floor.

Harry Balkin Jr. drapes himself over Drop Bear.

Marcus Vance turns back. He sees the cover.

MURPHY
Harry Balkin Jr. with the cover and Marcus Vance is about to count!

MARCUS VANCE slides into position.

ONE...
TWO...

THR-

MURPHY
NO! Does Drop Bear kick out?
THREE!

The bell rings.

Marcus Vance stands, takes Harry Balkin Jr. by the wrist, and raises his arm with the enthusiasm of a man who expected exactly this outcome.

Fans: "BOO! BOO! BOO!"
pain GRILLÉ
OUI! OUI OUI OUI! ZAT IS A WINNER!
MURPHY
Pain.
pain GRILLÉ
Morton.
MURPHY
The Haughty Troupe just dismantled the Marsupials of Mayhem at ringside, Marcus Vance had his back turned to the whole thing, and Harry Balkin Jr. pinned a man who could barely move. That is how Media Trial gets to the tag team title final. That is a verified fact of a different kind.

BookFace slides into the ring and raises Harry's other arm. He angles the tablet toward the hard camera and the Titantron shows the fake live engagement numbers spiking past a hundred thousand. A million. Higher.

The Bullseye Kid stands at the bottom of the ramp, the graffitied hoodie draped over his shoulder. He and Kid Koala, who is trying to pull himself upright against the barricade, lock eyes.

The Bullseye Kid holds up the hoodie and then lets it drop to the floor, stomping it once.

Kid Koala stares at him. His jaw is working. He is breathing hard. He does not look away.

Drop Bear is sitting up on the canvas, hand on his knee, mask still intact, blood still on his upper lip. He looks at nothing.

MURPHY
The Marsupials of Mayhem are eliminated. Media Trial goes to the final. And whatever is happening between Kid Koala and the Haughty Troupe, folks, it is a long way from over. I promise you that.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze hoodie. It was always about ze hoodie, Morton. And ze hoodie, it is on ze floor.
MURPHY
Marcus Vance raises the arm and the rest of The Bayou gives him nothing but heat. Media Trial is going to the tag team title tournament final. God help whoever they face.
ResultMedia Trial(Harry Balkin Jr. pins)via disqualification6:14
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Elvis Hunt
Gruff Veracity
Backstage Segment

Let's run it back

Elvis Hunt

Gruff Veracity

The camera cuts backstage. The locker room is half-lit, a row of metal benches running down the centre, gear bags shoved under them. A portable fan oscillates in the corner, pushing around the smell of old tape and cheaper cologne. Elvis Hunt is parked on a bench with his Hawaiian shirt hanging open, one red high-top up on the bench beside him, the other foot flat on the floor. He has a dented hip flask tilted back. He wipes his mouth with the back of his gloved hand and stares at nothing in particular.

The door pushes open. Gruff Veracity walks in. He does not knock. He does not slow down. He finds Elvis with his eyes immediately and stops about four feet away, arms loose at his sides. The room feels smaller with both of them in it.

MURPHY
Oh. Well. We're going backstage here, and this is, uh, this could be interesting. Gruff Veracity seeking out Elvis Hunt after the two of them fought to a time limit draw last week.
pain GRILLÉ
Seeking out? 'e is STALKING ze man. Elvis is trying to relax, to recover, to enjoy his beverage in peace. Gruff Veracity 'as no manners, Morton.

Gruff stares at Elvis for a long moment. Elvis does not look up immediately. He gives the flask a little shake, gauges how much is left, and recaps it slowly.

ELVIS HUNT

You're blockin' my fan, brother.

Gruff does not move.

GRUFF VERACITY

We didn't finish.

Elvis looks up now. Tilts his head slightly. Squints like the light changed.

ELVIS HUNT

We finished. Bell rang. Draw. That's a finish. That's a legitimate, official, by-the-books wrestling finish, my man.

GRUFF VERACITY

That's not a finish.

Elvis scratches his chest hair with two fingers, slow and thoughtful.

ELVIS HUNT

I mean, technically...

GRUFF VERACITY

I don't care about technically. You and me, we went twenty minutes and nobody won. You know what that means to me?

ELVIS HUNT

That we're roughly equal in the broad strokes?

GRUFF VERACITY

It means we're not done.

A beat. Elvis looks at the flask. Looks back at Gruff. A small, lazy grin slides across his face.

MURPHY
Gruff Veracity has been building toward this all night by the look of it. He wants a rematch. He wants to settle it properly.
pain GRILLÉ
And Elvis Hunt looks like 'e woke up fifteen minutes ago. Which, knowing 'im, is probably exactly what 'appened.
ELVIS HUNT

Look, I appreciate the passion. Really. Big fan. But you want a match, you gotta go talk to the boss lady about that. That's above my pay grade, pal. I don't book the shows.

GRUFF VERACITY

Then I'll talk to April Monday.

ELVIS HUNT

Yeah you will. And hey, while you're in there...

Elvis uncaps the flask again. Points it loosely in Gruff's direction.

ELVIS HUNT

Ask her if she's free for dinner. Something nice. I'm thinkin' somewhere they got cloth napkins, maybe a view. Tell her I'm good for it. I know a guy who owes me. Actually he doesn't owe me, but I'll figure it out. You know. Tell her it's on my tab.

Gruff stares at him. Flat. Unreadable.

GRUFF VERACITY

I'm not asking your boss on a date for you.

ELVIS HUNT

Okay, fair. I'll handle the dinner angle personally. But the match thing, yeah, run it by her. And if she's good, I'm good. One hundred percent.

He taps the side of his head.

ELVIS HUNT

In fact, I'm more than good. You're the only guy in this building who's had his hands on me and I'm still standin' here drinkin'. That means something. I like you, Gruff. You're rough. You're honest. You hit like a garbage truck. I respect that.

GRUFF VERACITY

Next show. You and me. No time limit.

Elvis tilts back the flask. Swallows. Wipes his mouth. Nods once, slow.

ELVIS HUNT

No time limit. Beautiful. We'll see who runs out of gas first. My money's on me because I've been in worse shape than this and still put guys in the dirt. But hey. It's a bet, right. That's what makes it interesting.

He holds the flask up like a toast.

ELVIS HUNT

Put it on my tab.

Gruff looks at the flask. Looks at Elvis. Gives one short nod. He turns and walks back out. The door closes behind him without a slam, just a quiet click, which somehow lands heavier than a slam would have.

Elvis watches the door for a second. Then he shakes the flask again.

ELVIS HUNT

(to himself) Still got some left. Good.

He leans back against the locker behind him and tilts it up again. The camera lingers for a moment then cuts back to ringside.

MURPHY
Well. It looks like Gruff Veracity is going to go petition April Monday for a rematch with Elvis Hunt. No time limit, if he gets his way. And Hunt, for all his considerable shortcomings as a human being, he didn't say no.
pain GRILLÉ
'e said yes to a match, 'e sent a man to do his romantic dirty work, and 'e finished 'is flask. Zat is what we call, Morton, a productive evening.
MURPHY
He didn't actually send him to do the romantic dirty work, Gruff said no.
pain GRILLÉ
Details.
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La Sirena

Roxie "Riot" Roche

Spinebuster PRO Femina Imperium ChampionshipSpinebuster PRO Femina Imperium Championship

The opening guitar swell of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" hasn't hit yet. The ring is empty. Roxy "Patch" Malone stands at the center of the canvas, rolling her one good eye at the production crew fussing with the camera positions. She adjusts her black-and-white striped shirt, pops her knuckles, and waits.

MURPHY
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the main event of the evening, and what a night it has been here at The Bayou. I'm Morton Murphy alongside pain GRILLE, and right now we are on the precipice of something historic. For the first time in Spinebuster PRO history, the Femina Imperium Championship is on the line, and it is being contested in a gauntlet match. Six women. One belt. You survive, you walk out champion.
pain GRILLÉ
Magnifique format, Murphy. Truly. Ze strong survive. Ze weak go home crying. Zis is beautiful.
MURPHY
Order of entry has been determined. We start with La Sirena and Amber Rizzoli. As each woman is eliminated, the next entrant joins the match. The last woman standing becomes the inaugural Femina Imperium Champion. And folks, that title is hanging right there on the corner post.

The camera cuts to the championship belt draped over the top turnbuckle, the nameplate gleaming under the arena lights.

MURPHY
Roxy Malone is your official tonight. She has seen everything this industry has to throw at a human being, and she does not blink.
pain GRILLÉ
She literally cannot blink on ze left side. Zis is a medical fact.
MURPHY
That is not what I meant and you know it.
pain GRILLÉ
I am simply noting ze anatomical reality.

The house lights drop. A low, pulsing fog machine rolls mist across the entrance ramp. Deep, bass-heavy electronic tones hit the PA, and from behind the curtain steps La Sirena, the crimson mask gleaming under a single hot spotlight. She rolls her neck, cracking it audibly on both sides, and descends the ramp at a slow, predatory pace. The Baton Rouge crowd showers her with heat.

MURPHY
La Sirena. The violence specialist of Los Mares Mortales Del Golfo, and she draws the opening spot in this gauntlet. She hits like a freight train.
pain GRILLÉ
She is a professional, Murphy. Ze others in zis match, zey are going to wish zey had stayed home tonight.

La Sirena climbs the steps with heavy, deliberate footfalls, steps over the top rope rather than through it, and plants herself in the center of the ring, spreading her arms wide and letting the crowd's hatred wash over her like warm rain. Roxy Malone does not acknowledge her entrance. She just chews her gum and watches.

The music cuts. A beat passes.

Then the lights explode into blinding magenta and pastel purple, and the bass-heavy pop trap of Ariana Grande's "7 Rings" detonates through the PA. Amber Rizzoli emerges from the curtain holding her ring-light selfie stick above her head, the mounted phone capturing her own entrance in real time as the arena screens mirror the live feed. The crowd boos instantly and loudly, which Amber acknowledges only by tilting her chin up a fraction of an inch.

MURPHY
And her opponent, drawing the second spot, Amber Rizzoli of Beverly Hills, California. The self-proclaimed queen of content creation, and a woman who has been extremely vocal about the fact that this title belongs around her waist.
pain GRILLÉ
She has eighteen million followers, Murphy. Dix-huit millions. You cannot argue with numbers like zat.
MURPHY
You absolutely can.
pain GRILLÉ
I do not think zat you can.

Amber glides up the steps, pauses on the apron to execute a full rotation pose for the phone camera, and steps through the ropes, passing the selfie stick to her personal assistant at ringside with a look of complete dismissal. She smooths her rhinestone-encrusted ring gear and turns to face La Sirena.

The contrast is immediate and jarring. La Sirena stands six inches shorter but twenty-five pounds heavier, all of it dense and menacing. Amber looks at her the way someone might look at a piece of furniture that is not to their aesthetic taste.

AMBER

You know, they really should have given me better content to work with tonight.

La Sirena does not respond. She just stares. The crimson mask is expressionless. Amber holds up a peace sign to the camera lens, framing La Sirena's looming silhouette behind her.

AMBER

Perfect thumbnail.

Roxy "Patch" Malone steps between them, looks at both women, and drops her hand to signal the match.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

La Sirena does not wait for a collar-and-elbow tie-up. She surges forward and drives a short-arm clothesline directly into Amber's chest that sends the smaller woman spinning into the ropes. Amber bounces off and stumbles forward, and La Sirena meets her with a second short-arm clothesline that puts her on the canvas hard.

MURPHY
And La Sirena is not here for pleasantries. She hits Rizzoli twice before the influencer can even set her camera angle.
pain GRILLÉ
La Sirena understands ze assignment. Destroy.

Amber scrambles to her feet, clutching her sternum, eyes wide with genuine shock. La Sirena advances, grabs Amber by the wrist, yanks her into a hard short-arm shoulder thrust that drives directly into Amber's midsection. Amber doubles over, gasping.

La Sirena hauls her upright by the hair and plants a stiff headbutt directly into the bridge of Amber's nose.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Amber staggers backward into the corner, hands going to her face. The crowd pops at the impact.

MURPHY
That headbutt! You heard that from the commentary desk. La Sirena is treating this like a street fight.
pain GRILLÉ
Because it IS a street fight, Murphy. Ze title is ze prize. Everyone should fight zis way.

Amber sits crumpled in the corner, and La Sirena descends on her with corner stomps, one after another, each one driving into Amber's ribs, her hip, her thigh. Roxy Malone leans over and begins counting.

PATCH MALONE

One. Two. Three. Four.

She doesn't raise her voice. She barely seems interested.

La Sirena ignores the count completely, landing a fifth stomp before finally backing off and letting Amber slide down the turnbuckle to a seated position. The crowd buzzes. La Sirena backs to the center of the ring, then runs, throwing herself into a running double knee strike that connects flush with Amber's chest in the corner.

Fans: "HOLY SH--!" (clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Amber ragdolls to the mat. La Sirena drags her to the center by one ankle, drops on top of her for the cover.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Amber kicks out, rolling toward the ropes.

MURPHY
Kickout at two, but Amber Rizzoli has been taken apart in the opening two minutes of this gauntlet. La Sirena has given her absolutely nothing.
pain GRILLÉ
Amber should have sent a better representative.

Amber uses the bottom rope to drag herself upright, and when she turns around she has a new expression on her face. The performative gloss is gone, replaced by something colder. She knows she is in real trouble.

La Sirena moves to collect her, but Amber senses the approach and drops under La Sirena's reaching arms, pivoting behind her and snapping off a hair-pull snapmare that puts La Sirena face-first into the canvas. Amber drives a sarcastic kick directly into La Sirena's back.

AMBER

That's going to look amazing in slow motion.

Amber steps away, adjusts her hair, and launches into a running spinning heel kick that catches La Sirena across the jaw as she rises. La Sirena stumbles sideways into the ropes.

MURPHY
Rizzoli finding her footing now. That spinning heel kick landing clean.

Amber runs the ropes, springboards off the middle rope, and hits a springboard crossbody that connects across La Sirena's chest. Both women go down, but Amber rolls through into a lateral press.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...

La Sirena shoves her off with one arm at the count of one, sending Amber sliding halfway across the ring. The crowd reacts to the force of the kickout.

MURPHY
La Sirena absolutely throws Amber off her like she weighs nothing.
pain GRILLÉ
Which she basically does. Un papillon contre un requin.

Amber lands on her feet through sheer reflex, immediately clocks that La Sirena is sitting up, and drops to a seated position beside La Sirena's head, holding up a peace sign with both hands, mugging for the hard camera. The crowd showers her with boos.

AMBER

Perfect. The engagement on this alone is going to be incredible.

La Sirena grabs Amber by the throat with one hand and hauls herself to her feet, lifting Amber with her. Amber's eyes go wide. The crowd roars at the sheer physical display.

La Sirena drives Amber into the ropes, releases the throat grab, and catches her on the rebound with a fallaway suplex, releasing at the apex and letting Amber crash to the canvas with a violent thud.

SFX: "BOOM!"
MURPHY
Fallaway suplex! La Sirena with enormous strength, she launched Amber Rizzoli like a piece of luggage!
pain GRILLÉ
Magnifique! La force brute!

Amber lands on her back and doesn't move immediately. La Sirena kips up from the suplex, walks over, and drags Amber to her feet by the wrist. She hooks her up with a front facelock, bends Amber at the waist, and positions her between her thighs before driving her up and crashing her down with a release powerbomb in the center of the ring.

The canvas shakes. Amber bounces once and goes completely flat.

Fans: "OHHHHHHH!"

La Sirena covers.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Amber gets a shoulder up, and the crowd is genuinely surprised.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli somehow kicks out of a release powerbomb from La Sirena! I don't know if that's determination or survival instinct, but she is still in this.
pain GRILLÉ
She may not have been ready to stay down and zat actually saved her. Ze body remembers ze training even when ze brain has given up.

La Sirena pulls Amber to her feet with a hair-pull mat slam that sends Amber's skull bouncing off the canvas. She rolls Amber face-down, presses a boot across the back of Amber's neck, and grinds it in while the crowd boos.

PATCH MALONE

I ain't countin' zat. Get ya damn foot off her head, girl.

La Sirena looks at Roxy with something approaching respect for the first time. She removes the boot.

MURPHY
Malone not tolerating that neck grind, and she made it clear.
pain GRILLÉ
Even La Sirena listens to Patch. Only a fool does not.

La Sirena hauls Amber upright one more time, locks in a chest-to-chest clinch, arms wrapping around Amber's ribs, and hoists her up and over with a thunderous overhead belly-to-belly suplex that deposits Amber into the far corner. Amber crumples in a heap, arms draped over the bottom rope.

La Sirena stalks toward her. She grabs Amber by the wrist, yanks her to her feet, and the moment she has Amber standing, she charges with a running spear that drives Amber into the canvas. La Sirena mounts and begins unloading forearm strikes, one after another.

MURPHY
The Shipwreck! La Sirena calls that the Shipwreck and this one is over.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING!"
MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli has been eliminated. La Sirena opening this gauntlet with a decisive, dominant performance, and she has barely broken a sweat.
pain GRILLÉ
As expected. La Sirena is a force of nature, Murphy. She is like a category five hurricane wearing a wrestling mask.

Amber's personal assistant slides into the ring to check on her, and Amber shoves them away, her rhinestone gear scuffed and her expression murderous.

AMBER

Don't touch me. Don't. This is not content. This is not content.

She rolls under the bottom rope and storms up the ramp, pausing once to scream at a fan in the front row who had the temerity to laugh.

AMBER

My engagement is still better than yours!

Roxy "Patch" Malone stands in the center of the ring with both hands on her hips, watching Amber leave with the expression of someone who has seen everything and been impressed by none of it.

MURPHY
Amber Rizzoli out. La Sirena standing tall. And now we wait for entrant number three.

The house lights drop again into a harsh grey-and-yellow tint. The cold, haunting vinyl hiss of Mobb Deep's "Shook Ones, Pt. II" hits the PA, and the crowd begins booing before Carmen Cruz even appears. She steps through the curtain with that slow shoulder-rolling swagger, canary yellow singlet under the harsh arena lights, thick wristbands and gold-laced boots. She surveys the ring, takes in La Sirena standing in the center, and smiles without warmth.

MURPHY
Entrant number three. Carmen Cruz from Newark, New Jersey. And listen, she drew a favorable spot. La Sirena has been wrestling. Carmen Cruz is completely fresh.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is not luck, Murphy. Smart women find ways to have ze advantages. Zis is simply correct strategy.

Carmen walks down the ramp at her own pace, not rushing, counting imaginary money in the face of a boo-bird in the front row. She slides under the bottom rope, comes up in a crouch, and circles La Sirena with her hands low.

The bell rings.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

Carmen does not dive in. She circles. La Sirena tracks her, rotating. Carmen feints a collar-and-elbow and when La Sirena reaches for it, Carmen drops into a single-leg takedown targeting the ankle, yanking La Sirena's foot out from under her and putting the bigger woman on one knee.

MURPHY
Cruz opening with that single-leg. She's working the base.

La Sirena goes to her knee but immediately drives up and forward with a short-arm clothesline that catches Carmen across the ear. Carmen stumbles but keeps her feet, shaking out the cobwebs.

La Sirena grabs the wrist for a second short-arm clothesline, but Carmen reads it, ducks under the swinging arm, spins behind La Sirena, and drives a running knee strike to the small of La Sirena's back. La Sirena lurches forward into the ropes, catches herself on the top strand.

MURPHY
Cruz countering the short-arm clothesline attempt. She is not engaging with La Sirena's power game. She's picking her spots.
pain GRILLÉ
Because she is smart. You do not arm-wrestle a shark.

Carmen follows up quickly, grabbing the back of La Sirena's neck and yanking her away from the ropes, using the momentum to fire a European uppercut directly under La Sirena's chin. La Sirena's head snaps back. Carmen fires a second one, driving La Sirena backward.

La Sirena reaches the ropes and snaps a throat thrust directly into Carmen's larynx. Carmen gags and backs off, one hand flying to her throat.

MURPHY
That throat thrust! La Sirena using her arsenal, and that is a brutal, illegal strike. Malone?

Roxy "Patch" Malone glances at Carmen's throat, looks at La Sirena, and shrugs.

PATCH MALONE

She still standin', ain't she?

MURPHY
I genuinely cannot believe that is how she is calling this match.
pain GRILLÉ
I find it refreshing.

La Sirena advances, but Carmen uses the one free second the throat thrust bought her to drive a hidden eye gouge into La Sirena's right eye socket as they close the distance. La Sirena recoils, grabbing her face, stumbling.

MURPHY
Eye gouge! Carmen Cruz in complete violation of the rules right there.
pain GRILLÉ
I did not see anyzing. Murphy, did you see anyzing?
MURPHY
I saw everything.

Carmen presses her advantage, snapping La Sirena into a snap suplex that drives La Sirena's back across the ring apron. La Sirena lands in a crumpled, arched position on the apron, and Carmen rolls back inside, dusting off her wristbands.

MURPHY
Snap suplex onto the apron! That is a devastating impact on the spine. La Sirena is draped over the apron.

La Sirena hangs there, back arched, one arm flopped outside the ring. Carmen lets the count climb.

PATCH MALONE

One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

La Sirena rolls off the apron to the floor at five. Carmen waits.

PATCH MALONE

Six. Seven. Eight.

La Sirena grabs the apron skirt and hauls herself up, pulling herself onto the apron at eight and rolling under the bottom rope. Carmen is already there waiting, and she drives a running knee strike into La Sirena's seated position as she rolls through, connecting right below the chin.

SFX: "CRACK!"
Fans: "OHHHHHHH!"

La Sirena flattens out on the canvas. Carmen drops to a lateral press.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

La Sirena throws her shoulder up, and Carmen immediately hooks the far arm to try to hold her down, but La Sirena rolls through with pure power.

MURPHY
Two-count. Carmen Cruz doing damage here. That knee to the seated La Sirena hit like a gunshot.
pain GRILLÉ
She waited perfectly. She let ze apron do ze work and zen she finished wiz ze knee. Poetry.

Carmen pulls La Sirena upright with a hair-pull takedown, dragging her toward the ropes, and in the process she hooks La Sirena's arms behind the top rope, using the rope for an illegal choke, pressing the cable against La Sirena's throat while Roxy counts.

PATCH MALONE

One. Two. Three. Four.

Carmen releases before five, stepping back with her hands raised in innocence, smiling at Roxy.

CARMEN

Four. I stopped at four. I'm playing by your little rules, ref.

PATCH MALONE

I got one eye on my good side and I still see your nonsense. You wanna test me?

CARMEN

I'm just a law-abiding competitor.

Carmen turns back to La Sirena, who is gagging at the ropes, and hauls her upright. La Sirena snaps a stiff headbutt into Carmen's forehead in response. Both women stagger.

MURPHY
La Sirena with the headbutt, and both women felt that. This is a war of attrition inside this ring right now.
pain GRILLÉ
La Sirena is fighting back but she is tired. She has been in zis match since ze beginning. Carmen is fresh. Zis arithmetic is very simple.

La Sirena grabs Carmen in a chest-to-chest clinch for the belly-to-belly suplex, but Carmen drives a knee into La Sirena's midsection to break the grip before the lift happens. La Sirena loosens, and Carmen hooks her into position and fires an elevated hangman's neckbreaker, the Newark Neckbreaker, driving La Sirena's throat across Carmen's knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"

La Sirena crashes to the canvas on her back, hands going to her throat, legs kicking.

MURPHY
Newark Neckbreaker! Carmen Cruz with the finisher!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
LA SIRENA KICKS OUT! Right at two and a half, she gets a shoulder up!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
pain GRILLÉ
Sacrebleu! How does she have anyzing left?

Carmen does not argue the count. She just looks at La Sirena with fresh calculation. She grabs La Sirena by the ankle and drops to the mat, locking in the rolling kneebar, her body weight driving La Sirena's knee against the floor in a grinding, twisting torque.

La Sirena howls. Her other foot kicks at the mat. Carmen wrenches, leaning back to increase the pressure.

MURPHY
Rolling kneebar! Carmen Cruz with the submission hold now, and she is in the center of the ring. La Sirena has nowhere to go.

La Sirena throws herself toward the ropes, dragging Carmen with her, inches at a time. The crowd builds as she gets closer.

pain GRILLÉ
She is not going to make it. Carmen has ze body weight advantage on ze submission.

La Sirena lunges forward and hooks the bottom rope with both hands. Roxy "Patch" Malone taps Carmen on the shoulder.

PATCH MALONE

Rope. Break it, sweetheart, or I'll break it for you.

Carmen releases, slowly, making absolutely sure to wring one extra half-second of torque before letting go. She stands, rolls out her neck, and watches La Sirena with the patience of someone who knows she has already won.

MURPHY
La Sirena made the ropes but that knee has been damaged. Watch how she stands. She's favouring the left leg.

La Sirena pulls herself upright using the ropes, and the moment she rises, Carmen grabs her wrist for a short-arm shoulder thrust into the midsection. La Sirena doubles over. Carmen steps around her, takes a running start from the ropes, and drives the Concrete Jungle, a shining wizard to the back of La Sirena's head as she is bent forward.

SFX: "CRACK!"

La Sirena goes face-first into the canvas like a felled tree.

MURPHY
Concrete Jungle! Shining wizard to the back of the skull! Carmen Cruz with the combination!

Carmen pulls La Sirena over onto her back and hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING!"
MURPHY
La Sirena is eliminated! Carmen Cruz has knocked out both a fresh competitor and the survivor of round one! Carmen Cruz is on a roll!
pain GRILLÉ
Magnifique! Ze hustle pays dividends!

Carmen stands, adjusts her wristbands, and leans in the corner with her arms crossed, chewing her gum. She points one finger at the championship belt on the turnbuckle and nods slowly.

MURPHY
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pain GRILLÉ
I prefer ze Copper Moccasin Citrus. It 'as bite.
MURPHY
You've said that every single time.
pain GRILLÉ
Because it is true every single time.

The arena dims into smoldering crimson and hot pink. The drum beat intro of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" hits the speakers, and the crowd's reaction is immediate and visceral. They hate her. Scarlett Vice steps through the curtain and takes the noise like it is applause.

MURPHY
Entrant number four is Scarlett Vice from Las Vegas, Nevada, and the heat from this crowd is immediate. Scarlett has positioned herself as something of an antagonist since day one here in Spinebuster PRO, and she has been particularly vocal about a certain other competitor further down this gauntlet order.
pain GRILLÉ
Scarlett Vice is not 'ere to be liked, Murphy. She is 'ere to win. Zere is a difference.
MURPHY
Carmen Cruz is waiting in that ring. Both women are heels. Neither trusts the other. This is going to be interesting.

Scarlett descends the ramp with that slow, exaggerated hip sway, the fishnet tights and thigh-high pink boots clicking on the ramp surface, cherry-red hair cascading behind her. She scales the steel steps, slides suggestively through the middle ropes facedown right as the chorus explodes from the speakers, and winks directly at the main camera.

SCARLETT

You can look, but you can't touch.

Carmen Cruz watches all of this from her corner with zero visible reaction. She is still chewing her gum.

The bell rings.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

The two heels circle each other with absolute mutual suspicion. Neither rushes. Scarlett puts a hand out for a test of strength and Carmen looks at it like it might be poisoned. Smart woman.

Carmen throws the first move, a European uppercut that Scarlett sidesteps, and as Carmen's arm passes her, Scarlett hooks it into a snapmare, sending Carmen rolling across the canvas. Carmen comes up on one knee, and Scarlett follows with a provocative kick to the back.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice using that suggestive hair-pull snapmare to take Carmen down, and that kick to the back is as dismissive as it gets.

Carmen stands up slowly, and the expression on her face has changed. She is not smiling anymore.

Scarlett spreads her arms wide and drops her hands, standing completely open, the fake embrace play. She blinks slowly at Carmen, daring her to come.

Carmen is not a babyface. She does not fall for the psychological ploy. She grabs her own lapel, points two fingers at her own eyes, then points them at Scarlett, and drives a single-leg takedown directly at Scarlett's ankle instead of stepping into the open arms.

MURPHY
Ha! Carmen Cruz not falling for the theatrics. She went low instead.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is what I mean about Cruz. She does not play games she did not invent.

Carmen wrenches the ankle in a twisting hold on the mat, and Scarlett kicks free, rolling to the ropes. Scarlett rises and brushes her hair back, reassessing. She performs a matrix-style rope escape, leaning dramatically away from Carmen's charging European uppercut attempt, and when Carmen's momentum carries her past, Scarlett hooks her from behind with a bridging northern lights suplex.

The bridge is elegant, controlled, and deep.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen twists out, forcing her shoulder up.

MURPHY
Northern lights suplex from Scarlett Vice, a beautiful bridge, and Carmen barely gets out at two.
pain GRILLÉ
Scarlett is deceptively technical. People see ze ring gear and zink showgirl. She is a mechanic.

Scarlett keeps pace, running the ropes and catching Carmen with a running calf kick to the chest that sends Carmen staggering into the corner. Scarlett follows with a running handstand headscissors takedown from the corner that flips Carmen across the ring. Carmen hits the canvas and rolls, using the momentum to find her feet.

MURPHY
Handstand headscissors! Scarlett Vice showing the athletic side that gets lost behind all the theatrics.

Carmen rises and Scarlett is already moving. She catches Carmen coming forward with a low-blow kick while Roxy "Patch" Malone is bent down adjusting her boot.

MURPHY
Low-blow kick! Completely illegal and Malone missed it!
pain GRILLÉ
I did not see it. Did you see it, Murphy?
MURPHY
I literally just said I saw it.
pain GRILLÉ
Hm. Zat is unfortunate for Carmen.

Carmen doubles over, and Scarlett grabs her from behind, hooks both arms under Carmen's in a double underhook position, and drives her up and over with the Heartbreaker, the inverted overdrive, driving Carmen headfirst into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen crumples.

Scarlett steps over her, looks down with a lazy, seductive smile, and covers with one hand on Carmen's chest while she blows a kiss to the crowd.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen grabs the bottom rope.

MURPHY
Rope break! Carmen Cruz knew exactly where she was in the ring and she made those ropes.

Scarlett stands, puts her hands on her hips, and looks at Roxy. Roxy shrugs.

PATCH MALONE

Rope's a rope, sweetheart.

Scarlett grabs Carmen by the wrist and yanks her toward center ring, but Carmen spins with the momentum and drives a hidden eye gouge as they spin together, catching Scarlett directly in the left eye.

MURPHY
Carmen Cruz with the eye gouge! She is fighting dirty right back at Scarlett Vice!
pain GRILLÉ
Two heels in a ring together. Zis is beautiful chaos.

Carmen fires a short-arm shoulder thrust into Scarlett's gut, then locks her up for the Newark Neckbreaker, elevating Scarlett's throat across her knee.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Scarlett hits the mat hard, clutching her throat. Carmen covers, hooks both legs.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Scarlett Vice kicks out! Two and nine-tenths!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Carmen stands and pulls Scarlett up by the hair, and Scarlett fires a slap directly across Carmen's cheek.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen's head turns. She turns it back slowly. She reaches up and touches the red welt forming on her cheek. She looks at Scarlett with something approaching sincere anger.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice slapping Carmen Cruz. That was not a worked strike. That landed.
pain GRILLÉ
Now zings get personal.

They begin trading. Carmen fires a European uppercut. Scarlett answers with a slap. Carmen fires another uppercut. Scarlett takes it and answers with a running calf kick. Carmen absorbs it and drives a running knee strike that connects with Scarlett's midsection. Scarlett doubles but fires back up with a forearm. Carmen takes it. Another uppercut. Scarlett staggers. Another. Scarlett hits the ropes, bounces back, and walks directly into the Concrete Jungle, the shining wizard to the back of the head, that Carmen lands while Scarlett bends forward from the last uppercut.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Scarlett drops to the canvas face-first.

Carmen rolls her onto her back, covers, and hooks the leg deep.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING!"
MURPHY
Carmen Cruz eliminates Scarlett Vice! Carmen Cruz has now gone through two competitors in this gauntlet and she is still on her feet!
pain GRILLÉ
Incroyable. She has beaten La Sirena, she has beaten Scarlett Vice, and now she waits for number five. Zis woman is extraordinary.

Carmen stands in the center of the ring and pumps her arms once, slowly. Then she rolls out her neck, shakes out her arms, and leans back into the corner. She is tired. Her chest is heaving. But she is standing.

Scarlett Vice rolls out under the ropes, sits on the apron for a moment, and then drops to the floor. She does not go to the back. She stands at ringside, running her fingers through her disordered hair, fury barely contained behind that practiced cool. Her eyes go to the entrance ramp and they stay there.

MURPHY
And Scarlett Vice not going to the back. I don't like the look of that. She is staying at ringside, and I have to wonder what she is watching for.
pain GRILLÉ
Maybe she just wants to see ze rest of ze match. She is a fan. We are all fans here.
MURPHY
She is not a fan.

The house lights drop completely. Deep green and industrial rust-orange strobes paint the arena in a raw, grinding light show. Then the slow, heavy, down-tuned guitar riff of Down's "Stone the Crow" rolls through the PA like a wave of Louisiana heat, and the Baton Rouge crowd goes absolutely berserk.

MURPHY
Entrant number five! Roxie Roche is here! NEW ORLEANS! And this crowd is on their feet!
Fans: "ROXIE! ROXIE! ROXIE!"
pain GRILLÉ
Ugh. Ze noise. Please.

Roxie Roche walks out with her characteristic slouch, the distressed forest-green flannel tied around her waist, taping her wrists mid-stride, completely in sync with the grinding metal rhythm. She does not acknowledge the cameras. She does not high-five the crowd. She walks with the focused intensity of someone who has been waiting all night for this exact moment.

She reaches the ring, marches up the steps, steps through the middle ropes, and spits her mouthguard into the air, catching it and pocketing it. She stares at Carmen Cruz across the ring.

Carmen Cruz stares back, still chewing her gum.

Carmen looks tired. Roxie looks hungry.

MURPHY
And the contrast here is stark, folks. Carmen Cruz has been in this ring through two chapters. She is visibly fatigued. Roxie Roche is completely fresh, and you can see the calculation happening behind Carmen's eyes right now. She knows.
pain GRILLÉ
Carmen Cruz does not scare. She is Concrete, Murphy. Concrete does not crack.
MURPHY
Everything cracks if you hit it hard enough.

The bell rings.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

Roxie moves first. She does not run. She walks forward with bad intentions and meets Carmen Cruz in a collar-and-elbow tie-up in the center of the ring. Carmen tries to turn it into a headlock. Roxie powers out, shoves Carmen into the ropes, and when Carmen bounces back she plants her feet and delivers a clubbing forearm strike to Carmen's chest.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen spins with the impact. Roxie is already winding up for a second, and she drives it across Carmen's jaw, snapping her head sideways.

Carmen grabs the ropes. Breathes. Turns back around.

The forearm battle begins.

Carmen fires a European uppercut. Roxie takes it and throws a clubbing forearm. Carmen absorbs it and fires a second uppercut. Roxie takes that one too, shakes her head with a manic grin, and throws two forearms in rapid succession. Carmen staggers back into the ropes.

Fans: "ROXIE! ROXIE! ROXIE!"
MURPHY
Roxie Roche and Carmen Cruz standing in the center of this ring trading heavy artillery! Neither woman is backing down!
pain GRILLÉ
Carmen is running on fumes but she will not stop. Zis is what she is.

Roxie scoops Carmen up and drives her down with a heavy scoop slam that shakes the ring. Carmen bounces and clutches her battered back. Roxie drops an elbow, then hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Carmen rolls her shoulder up.

Roxie pulls Carmen upright immediately, no hesitation, drives her backward into the corner, and plants a running big boot directly into Carmen's chest in the corner.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Carmen crumples in the corner. Roxie hauls her out of the corner by the wrist, spins, and fires an exploder suplex that drives Carmen into the opposite corner turnbuckles. Carmen bounces off the buckles and falls forward onto the canvas.

MURPHY
Exploder suplex into the corner! Roxie Roche throwing Carmen Cruz around this ring like a rag doll!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Carmen Cruz! Still alive! How?!
pain GRILLÉ
Because she is Concrete, Murphy! I told you! Concrete does not crack!
MURPHY
I am starting to believe you.

Carmen rises to one knee, and Roxie stands over her. Carmen fires a low blow kick while Roxy "Patch" Malone is walking around to the other side of the ring.

Roxie goes to one knee. Carmen scrambles up and drives a rolling kneebar, grabbing Roxie's leg and dropping to the mat with the submission. Roxie roars, driving her free leg against Carmen's shoulder, trying to kick free. Carmen wrenches. Roxie's face contorts.

Roxie drags herself toward the ropes, but she is in the center of the ring and Carmen is using every ounce of her remaining strength to hold position. The crowd builds. Roxie inches. Inches.

MURPHY
Roxie Roche in the rolling kneebar! She is a long way from the ropes and Carmen Cruz is not letting go!
pain GRILLÉ
Tap. Tap. Save yourself, Roxie.
Fans: "ROXIE! ROXIE! ROXIE!"

Roxie lunges forward with a desperate surge, dragging Carmen three feet, and hooks the bottom rope with both hands. Roxy "Patch" Malone drops to her knee beside them.

ROXY "PATCH" MALONE

Rope. Break it, Cruz, or I'm callin' it a disqualification and I will enjoy doin' it.

Carmen holds for one extra second. Malone reaches for her wrist. Carmen releases.

MURPHY
Rope break, and Malone was not kidding. She was going to pull that apart herself.

Carmen stands on exhausted legs, grabs Roxie by the ankle, and tries to drag her to center ring, but Roxie rolls onto her back and drives both boots into Carmen's chest, sending Carmen stumbling backward into the ropes. Carmen bounces off and comes back, and Roxie is up, snapping a short-arm clothesline that turns Carmen almost inside out.

Carmen goes down hard. She gets back to one knee, slow and laboring.

Roxie watches her rise. She does not go for a quick cover. She waits.

Carmen gets to her feet.

Roxie moves. She drags Carmen into a double underhook, kicks out with her legs, drops to a seated position, and drives Carmen headfirst and shoulder-first into the canvas with the Bayou Driver, the sit-out double underhook powerbomb.

SFX: "BOOM!"

The ring shakes. Carmen folds.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Roxie covers.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
SFX: "DING!"
MURPHY
Carmen Cruz is eliminated! Roxie Roche advances to the final chapter! And folks, we are down to the last two!
pain GRILLÉ
Cruz gave everything she 'ad. Three chapters. Two finishers landed against 'er. She was in zis ring longer zan anyone. I will give 'er zat much.

Carmen lies flat in the center of the ring. She does not move immediately. Roxy "Patch" Malone kneels beside her, checks her, and then stands and gestures to the back. A pair of production staff help Carmen Cruz to the floor as Roxie Roche stands in the far corner, breathing hard, staring at the entrance.

MURPHY
And Roxie Roche has been through a chapter herself. She is not fresh. She absorbed a rolling kneebar, a low blow, a sustained forearm battle. And now she waits.
pain GRILLÉ
And wait is all she can do. Her knee is compromised, Murphy. I saw 'ow she is standing on it.

Roxie is standing, but she is putting slightly less weight on the left leg. She knows it. She rolls out her shoulder, resets her stance, and watches the entrance ramp.

At ringside, Scarlett Vice is still watching.

MURPHY
And I want to come back to this. Scarlett Vice. She has been at ringside since her elimination. She has not gone to the back. She is standing right there by the timekeeper. And I have an awful feeling about what she is here for.
pain GRILLÉ
She is watching ze conclusion of a match. Zis is normal fan behaviour, Murphy.
MURPHY
She is not a fan. I already said that.

The house lights rise to a warm, golden, sun-drenched yellow. Cajun zydeco music fills the arena, and the crowd goes from anticipatory rumble to full explosion as Daisy Mae DuPris bursts through the curtain, jumping up and down on the stage with genuine, uncontainable joy.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"
MURPHY
Entrant number six! The Swampflower! Daisy Mae DuPris from Houma, Louisiana! And this crowd has been waiting for this moment all night!
pain GRILLÉ
Oh no. Ze bayou people love zeir little flower. Zis is going to be insufferable.

Daisy bounds down the ramp, high-fiving every child in the front row, her sky-blue and sunflower-yellow singlet brilliant under the warm lights. She slides under the bottom rope, scales the second turnbuckle, and waves to the cheap seats with both arms, her face absolutely incandescent with excitement. She hops down, places her denim vest carefully in the corner, and bounces on her toes.

Across the ring, Roxie Roche watches her. There is something in Roxie's expression that is not contempt. It is closer to acknowledgment. Two fighters from Louisiana. Two very different fighters.

Daisy looks at Roxie and smiles wide.

DAISY MAE

Bless your heart, let's wrestle!

Roxie does not smile back. But she nods once, slowly.

The bell rings.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"

They circle. The crowd is on its feet before a single move is thrown.

Roxie moves first, shooting for a collar-and-elbow, and Daisy meets it, but Roxie's weight advantage immediately puts Daisy on the defensive. Roxie drives her into the ropes, and Roxy "Patch" Malone moves in for the break.

PATCH MALONE

Ropes. Clean break.

Roxie steps back, hands raised.

They lock up again in the center. Roxie muscles Daisy into a headlock. Daisy quickly drops to one knee, hooks Roxie's near leg, and rolls through into a sunset flip pin attempt.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...

Roxie sits down onto Daisy before two can count, reversing the sunset flip attempt with a seated pin. Daisy bridges up off the canvas to escape, plants her hands on the mat, and backflips to her feet.

MURPHY
Incredible sequence! Sunset flip attempt reversed, Daisy bridges out! The athleticism on display!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Daisy fires a dropkick the moment she lands from the bridge, connecting flush with Roxie's chest and driving her into the ropes. Roxie bounces back and Daisy drops into a deep arm drag, sending Roxie rolling across the canvas. Roxie comes up and Daisy hits a second deep arm drag. Roxie rises again and Daisy hits a third.

Daisy stops, claps her hands three times with the crowd rhythm, and the arena answers.

Fans: (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
MURPHY
Three arm drags and the Hospitality Rally! Daisy Mae DuPris and this crowd are locked in together!

Daisy runs and delivers a spinning forearm smash to Roxie as she rises, the impact snapping Roxie's head sideways. Roxie stumbles but plants her feet and stares at Daisy with that manic, unsettling grin.

MURPHY
And Roxie Roche fires right back up! She's grinning!

Daisy smiles too, because she is Daisy Mae DuPris and she smiles at everything.

They begin a forearm and strike exchange. Roxie's clubbing forearms against Daisy's spinning forearm smashes. Back and forth. The crowd counts along with each exchange. Neither woman goes down. Roxie takes a forearm and shakes her head. Daisy takes a clubbing forearm and stumbles but finds her footing and fires right back. Back and forth until Roxie catches Daisy with a stiff headbutt that staggers her significantly.

Daisy grabs the ropes. The crowd gasps. She is dazed.

MURPHY
That headbutt from Roxie has shifted this match. Daisy Mae DuPris is grabbing the ropes to stay upright.
pain GRILLÉ
And now ze power begins, Murphy. Zis is where Roxie Roche lives.

Roxie moves in and takes control, scooping Daisy up and driving her down with a heavy scoop slam that shakes the ring. Roxie drops an elbow across Daisy's chest and hooks the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Daisy rolls her shoulder up.

Roxie pulls Daisy upright immediately, drives her backward into the corner, and plants a running big boot directly into Daisy's chest.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Daisy crumples in the corner. Roxie hauls her out by the wrist, spins, and fires an exploder suplex that drives Daisy into the opposite corner turnbuckles. Daisy bounces off the buckles and falls forward onto the canvas.

MURPHY
Exploder suplex into the corner! Roxie Roche is establishing her dominance here, using every pound of that size advantage.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris kicks out! Still in this!
pain GRILLÉ
For now.

Daisy rises to one knee, shaking her head clear, and Roxie measures her from a standing position. Roxie shoots for a waistlock, looking for a German suplex, but Daisy drops her weight and twists, breaking the grip before the lift. She ducks under Roxie's arm as Roxie tries to readjust, plants herself, and snaps a tornado DDT from nowhere, driving Roxie's skull into the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"

The crowd erupts.

MURPHY
TORNADO DDT! Daisy Mae DuPris fires back with the tornado DDT and Roxie Roche is down!

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
Roxie kicks out! Two and nine-tenths!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze head of Roxie Roche is harder zan ze canvas, Murphy. Zis is simply a fact.

Daisy rises and positions herself at the corner turnbuckle, climbing to the second rope. When Roxie reaches her feet, Daisy launches with a diving crossbody.

Roxie catches her.

The crowd goes wild at the sheer display of strength. Roxie has Daisy over her chest, staggering once from the impact, fighting to absorb the momentum. She hauls Daisy up and drives her over her head into an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.

Daisy lands hard, rolling toward the ropes.

MURPHY
Roxie Roche catching the crossbody and converting into the overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Even on a damaged knee she found the power to do it!
pain GRILLÉ
Ze knee is ze problem, Murphy. Every zing she does on zat leg, she is paying a price.

Roxie comes up, left knee visibly stiff, and reaches down for Daisy, pulling her into the double underhook position for the Bayou Driver. Daisy fights it, pressing her arms out to break the underhook, dropping her weight to prevent the lift. She bursts out of the position, drops to the mat, and curls her body around Roxie's near leg in a quick headscissors that drags Roxie down to the canvas. Before Roxie can find her base, Daisy transitions directly into a rolling kneebar, wrenching back on the already-damaged knee.

Roxie howls. Her free leg drives against the mat, trying to find traction. Daisy leans back and holds.

MURPHY
Rolling kneebar! Daisy Mae DuPris targeting the knee that has been giving Roxie Roche trouble all night! That is smart, calculated wrestling from the Swampflower!
pain GRILLÉ
Don't call 'er smart. I refuse to call 'er smart.
Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"

Roxie drags herself toward the ropes with everything she has, hauling Daisy across the canvas. Daisy wrenches. Roxie inches. The crowd builds with every foot of canvas. Roxie lunges and catches the bottom rope with both hands.

PATCH MALONE

Rope. Break it, Daisy.

Daisy releases immediately, clean, and stands. She shakes out her arms and looks at Roxie with genuine concern underneath the competition.

MURPHY
Rope break, and Daisy Mae DuPris releasing without hesitation. She does not have a mean bone in her body, folks, even in the final chapter of a championship gauntlet.
pain GRILLÉ
Zis is a liability, Murphy. You 'esitate and you lose. Being nice in zis business is a personal failing.

Roxie pulls herself upright on the ropes, and the moment she separates from them, she catches Daisy with a short-arm clothesline that snaps Daisy's neck back and puts her on the canvas.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Roxie watches Daisy rise. She does not go for a quick cover. She waits.

Daisy gets to her feet.

Roxie moves. She drags Daisy into the double underhook, lifts her from the mat, and drives the Bayou Driver, the sit-out double underhook powerbomb, directly into the center of the canvas.

SFX: "BOOM!"

The ring shakes. Daisy folds.

Fans: "OHHHHHHH!"

Roxie covers.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!

The arena detonates.

Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)
MURPHY
DAISY MAE DUPRIS KICKS OUT OF THE BAYOU DRIVER! I cannot believe what I am witnessing!
pain GRILLÉ
Mon dieu. MON DIEU. 'Ow does she 'ave anyzing left?

Roxie sits back on her heels and stares at Daisy with genuine disbelief. She looks at Roxy "Patch" Malone. Malone holds up two fingers. Roxie runs both hands through her messy hair.

Daisy rolls to her side, pulling herself to one knee. Her legs are shaking. The crowd screams her name.

Fans: "DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!"

She reaches her feet. She raises both fists anyway.

Roxie comes forward with a clubbing forearm. Daisy stumbles but fires a spinning forearm right back. Roxie takes it and throws another club. Daisy takes it and answers again. They stand in the middle of the ring exchanging on pure will, neither able to put the other down, the crowd counting along with every shot.

Then Daisy catches Roxie mid-stride with a running bulldog, grabbing the front facelock and driving Roxie's face into the canvas as she runs through.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...

Roxie powers out.

Daisy rises, bouncing on her toes. She positions Roxie near the corner. She climbs to the top rope. The crowd rises with her.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris going to the top rope. This Bayou crowd is electric right now. This is the Swamp-Cutter setup if she can connect.

She launches, springboard off the ropes, spinning for the springboard Stunner.

Roxie ducks.

Daisy lands on her feet with a stumble, and Roxie is already spinning, but Daisy sees her coming and executes a reverse roll, putting Roxie between her and the ropes. She charges at the ropes, springboards off the middle rope, and this time the Swamp-Cutter connects, the springboard Stunner driving Roxie's jaw into Daisy's shoulder as she turns.

SFX: "CRACK!"

Roxie drops to the canvas on her back.

MURPHY
SWAMP-CUTTER! DAISY MAE DUPRIS CONNECTS WITH THE SWAMP-CUTTER!

Daisy falls into the cover, barely able to hook the leg.

Goes for the cover...

ONE...
TWO...
TH-KICKOUT!
MURPHY
ROXIE ROCHE KICKS OUT! AT TWO AND NINE-TENTHS! ROXIE ROCHE IS STILL ALIVE!
pain GRILLÉ
BOTH of zem! Both of zem are kicking out of everything! Qu'est-ce qui se passe?!
Fans: "THIS IS AWESOME!" (Clap-clap-clapclapclap)

Daisy lands face-first beside Roxie and lies there. Both women are on the canvas. The crowd is standing. Roxy "Patch" Malone stands over both of them, watching.

MURPHY
Both women have kicked out of everything. The Swamp-Cutter. The Bayou Driver. Neither will stop.
pain GRILLÉ
Ze problem wiz beautiful stories, Murphy, is zat zey end.

Both women rise slowly. Daisy gets there first, barely, and she drives a forearm into the side of Roxie's head. Roxie takes it and answers with a clubbing forearm that bends Daisy sideways. They stand in the center of the ring and trade, the rhythm ragged and heavy now, neither strike as clean as it was an hour ago, both women running on something past physical reserve.

Then Roxie reaches for the double underhook. The Bayou Driver. Again.

She gets the underhook on the left arm. She gets the underhook on the right. She starts to lift.

Her left knee folds.

Not a buckle. A structural failure. The knee that has been compromised since the rolling kneebar, that she has been compensating for through every exchange since Carmen Cruz let it go, gives completely under the full load of Daisy Mae DuPris's body weight. Roxie's leg goes out from under her and both women crash to the canvas in a heap, the Bayou Driver stalling halfway, the fall still driving Daisy down hard into the mat.

SFX: "CRASH!"
MURPHY
The knee! Roxie Roche's knee has been giving her trouble all match and it just gave out completely under the Bayou Driver attempt! Both women are down and I don't know how much she has left in that leg.

Roxie rolls to her side, one hand pressed flat on the canvas. She gets to one knee on the right and stays there, breathing hard, the left leg extended out to the side.

Roxy "Patch" Malone moves in immediately. She plants herself in front of Roxie, getting down to eye level.

PATCH MALONE

(low) The knee.

ROXIE

It's fine.

PATCH MALONE

It ain't fine. Can you put weight on it?

ROXIE

Don't stop this match.

PATCH MALONE

I ain't stopped nothin'. Can you put weight on it?

Roxie presses the left foot flat to the canvas and drives herself upright. The leg holds. It is not comfortable and everyone watching can see it, but it holds. They are face-to-face near the ropes. Malone is still reading Roxie's eyes. Roxie has her back to the ring.

At the far turnbuckle, Daisy Mae DuPris has found the ropes and used them to climb.

She is not thinking. She is operating on something past thought. Her hands close around the top rope. She steps up. First rope. Second rope. Top rope. She steadies herself, chest heaving, sunflower-yellow gear dark with sweat, looking across the ring at the corner where she can hear Roxie arguing with Malone but cannot see past the referee's body.

She is going to fly.

At ringside, Scarlett Vice moves.

Not conspicuously. Not with urgency. Three slow, deliberate steps along the floor, bringing her to the base of the far corner. Below Daisy's feet. Out of Malone's sightline entirely. Out of Roxie's vision entirely.

The crowd sees her.

MURPHY
Scarlett Vice is moving. Scarlett Vice is moving toward that corner and Daisy Mae DuPris is on the top rope and nobody in that ring is—

What happens next is small and quick and vicious. Scarlett reaches up with both hands and wrenches Daisy's boot sideways at the ankle, a sharp, torquing pull that has nothing accidental about it. Daisy's base goes. Her weight pitches forward off the rope. She has no time to adjust. No time to tuck. Her chin catches the top turnbuckle bracket on the way down and she lands face-first on the canvas.

The sound she makes is not the sound of a controlled landing.

MURPHY
Oh God. Oh God, Daisy Mae DuPris has come down from that top rope and she is— something happened at that corner, the camera—
pain GRILLÉ
(quietly) She 'ad no business being in zat ring.
MURPHY
What?
pain GRILLÉ
Daisy Mae DuPris was never going to be ze champion tonight, Murphy. Zere are people for whom a championship is a fitting conclusion and people for whom it is simply a very expensive disappointment. Scarlett Vice understood zis. She saved us all from ze embarrassment of a fairy tale ending.
MURPHY
You saw exactly what Scarlett Vice just did to that woman's ankle—
pain GRILLÉ
I saw a girl fall from a rope. Accidents 'appen in professional wrestling. Zis is a known risk of ze profession.
MURPHY
That is not what happened and you know it.
pain GRILLÉ
I know zat ze right person is going to win zis match, Murphy. Zat is all I need to know.

The thud of Daisy's landing has turned both Malone and Roxie around. They find her face-down in the center of the ring, not moving, one arm stretched toward the ropes.

The blood comes. From the hairline where the chin caught the bracket on the way down, thin and dark, tracking through the sunflower-yellow hair.

Roxy "Patch" Malone crosses the ring in four steps and drops to one knee beside Daisy. She tilts her head gently, checks her eyes, speaks low.

Roxie Roche stands where she is.

She looks at Daisy. She looks at the blood on the canvas. She looks at the far turnbuckle. The geometry of where Daisy landed and where Daisy would have landed from a natural fall are two different places, and Roxie is a professional who has been in enough rings to understand distance.

Then she looks at the stage.

Scarlett Vice is standing at the top of the entrance ramp. She did not go through the curtain. She is standing with her arms loose at her sides, watching everything unfurl with the patience of someone who arranged the room before anyone else arrived. When Roxie's eyes find her across the arena, Scarlett holds the look without moving. The smile does not change. She does not hide from it.

MURPHY
Roxie Roche is looking at Scarlett Vice on that stage. And I think she is starting to understand exactly what happened in that corner.

Roxie says nothing. She looks back at Malone.

PATCH MALONE

She's breathing. She's with me. (a beat) She ain't stopping the match, Roche.

Roxie looks down at Daisy. Daisy's fingers are moving on the canvas. She is trying to push herself up somewhere in the fog of it, still not done. The blood runs.

MURPHY
Daisy Mae DuPris is trying to get up. She is on her hands and she is trying.
pain GRILLÉ
It won't matter.

Roxie lowers herself to one knee beside Daisy. She looks at her face for a moment. Whatever she reads there she keeps to herself. Then she reaches across and hooks the leg, and the motion has none of the aggression of a finish. It is careful. Quiet.

Malone drops to the canvas.

ONE.

The arena is almost silent.

TWO.

Daisy's shoulder moves. A fraction. Not enough.

THREE.

SFX: "DING DING DING!"
MURPHY
Roxie "Riot" Roche is the inaugural Femina Imperium Champion.

The arena finds its voice and it is not a clean sound. There is cheering for Roxie and there is grief for Daisy and there is fury aimed at the stage and all of it is happening at once. Malone presses the championship belt against Roxie's chest. Roxie takes it. She stands. She looks at it.

She looks at Daisy being helped to a seated position at ringside, a towel pressed gently to her hairline, two staff members either side of her. Daisy sits up. She is present. Her eyes are open. One of the staff says something and she nods, and she moves her own hand over the towel. She looks up at Roxie.

She nods once. That is all.

Roxie looks back at the stage.

Scarlett Vice has still not moved. Still standing at the top of the ramp, watching all of it with that same controlled stillness. Not celebrating. Not performing. Just watching the ring the way a person watches something they always knew would be theirs.

MURPHY
That woman on that stage knows exactly what she did tonight. And she is standing there watching Roxie Roche hold a championship that Daisy Mae DuPris may have earned on any other night. And I don't know that Roxie Roche disagrees with that, because she is looking at that stage and she is not raising the belt.
pain GRILLÉ
She will raise it. Champions raise zeir championships. Zis is what champions do.

A long moment. Roxie looks at the belt. Then she raises it. One arm, slow, the nameplate catching the arena lights. She does not look up at it. She keeps her eyes on the stage. She keeps her eyes on Scarlett Vice.

Scarlett Vice turns and walks through the curtain.

pain GRILLÉ
You see? A champion.
MURPHY
(quietly) That is not what I see.

The camera holds on Roxie Roche standing in the center of the ring. The championship overhead. The empty stage. The crowd finding its ROXIE chant, slow and building. Daisy Mae DuPris taking her first steps back up the ramp under her own power, one hand still pressed to the towel, chin up, the Bayou watching her go.

Roxie does not climb the turnbuckle. She does not perform. She stands in the center of the ring and holds the title in the air and looks at the place on the stage where Scarlett Vice was standing.

MURPHY
Roxie "Riot" Roche. Inaugural Femina Imperium Champion. And Spinebuster PRO has just opened a story tonight that is going to demand an answer this title match did not provide. We will see you next week from The Bayou. Goodnight.

The Bad Juju logo detonates across the screen.

New Champion — Vacant Title Won

Roxie "Riot" Roche

via pinfall — Bayou Driver (sit-out double-underhook powerbomb)