The Bullseye Kid files formal protest over hoodie

The Bullseye Kid has confirmed he submitted a formal written complaint to Spinebuster PRO management this week regarding the theft and defacement of his personal property by Kid Koala — and sources indicate the document runs to four pages.

Speaking through a representative, TBK described the hoodie in question as "irreplaceable, one of a kind, and of significant personal sentimental value," adding that the spray-painted koala face and anarchist symbols now covering the garment constitute "wilful destruction of property that predates this entire promotion."

Munchy Man, reached separately, was less measured. "That little rat came into our building wearing TBK's property. He wore it down the ramp. He wore it in the ring. He won the match in it. And now he's walking around this week like he's earned something. He's earned a target. That's what he's earned."

Kid Koala has not issued a statement. Drop Bear has not issued a statement. Drop Bear has never issued a statement. The hoodie's current whereabouts are unknown but it was last seen leaving The Bayou over Kid Koala's shoulder.

The Marsupials of Mayhem are booked to compete in the tag team tournament this Friday. The Haughty Troupe are their opponents. The hoodie situation is expected to be relevant.