Monday, June 1, 2026
Sorry You're Not a Winner: 2hr Special!
April Monday has confirmed that next Friday's Bad Juju will run two hours under the name Sorry You're Not a Winner, and the card she has built in five weeks is the kind of thing promotions spend years trying to manufacture. Some people are not going to like how it ends.
Spinebuster PRO owner April Monday confirmed on Saturday that next Friday's episode of Bad Juju will run for two hours under the name Sorry You're Not a Winner, representing the largest single night of programming the promotion has yet produced.
In a statement released through official channels, Monday said the event will settle every major open question currently active on the roster. "Next week is not a regular episode. Every thread that has been running in this building for five weeks gets pulled. I am not interested in loose ends and I am not interested in ambiguity. Sorry You're Not a Winner is exactly what it sounds like. By the time the last bell rings, everyone in that building will know where they stand."
Confirmed for the card: the Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship fatal four-way between Kid Koala, Rey Manta, R.V. Sovereign, and Adam Monday. The Femina Imperium Championship defence with Roxie Roche defending against Daisy Mae DuPris and Scarlett Vice. The Tag Team Championship Tournament final between THRØNEBREACH DISASTER and Media Trial. A no-time-limit rematch between Elvis Hunt and Gruff Veracity contested under 2/3 falls rules. Vox Null versus Ike Gritsenko.
The August Monday Memorial Tournament — named for April's father — will also be formally announced at the event, with the winner receiving twenty-five thousand dollars and a future Heavyweight Championship opportunity.
Monday confirmed one further item: "The legacy demands a blood price. Next week, everybody pays it at once."