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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

R.V. Sovereign responds to the data four-way announcement as "predictable"

R.V. Sovereign said on episode one that Adam Monday would be in a championship match because his mother owns the promotion. He has now been proven right and issued a statement about it, and the most irritating thing about the statement is that it is difficult to argue with.


R.V. Sovereign has issued his response to being named as one of four participants in the Spinebuster PRO Heavyweight Championship fatal four-way at Sorry You're Not a Winner, and it is exactly as measured and exactly as pointed as everything else he says.

The statement, in full: "Predictable. Fine. Let me explain both words. Predictable, because of course April Monday has placed her son in the match for the first championship this company will ever crown. Of course she has. I said she would on the very first night of this show's existence and here we are five weeks later having the exact conversation I told you we would have. Nobody is surprised. They are simply pretending they weren't warned. Fine, because I did not come to this building to avoid difficult matches. I came here because this championship is going to define what Spinebuster PRO is, and I intend to be the definition. Kid Koala is talented. Rey Manta is formidable. Adam Monday is motivated by something personal that will cost him in a match that requires something else. These are simply observations. Next Friday they become results."

Adam Monday was shown the statement. He read it. He said: "Still talking."

Black Panda, also shown the statement, folded the paper in half and put it in his pocket.