Wednesday, May 27, 2026
Los Mares Motales del Golfo issue statement ahead of Episode Five!
Los Depredadores del Mar have been quiet since their first-round victory, but the stable they represent has not. Vivienne Vance has released a statement ahead of the tag tournament semifinal this Friday that contains no threats, no bluster, and no wasted words — which is somehow more unsettling than all three combined.
"The Barracuda" Vivienne Vance, speaking on behalf of Los Mares Mortales del Golfo, released a statement through Spinebuster PRO's official media channels on Wednesday ahead of Friday's tag tournament semifinal between Los Depredadores del Mar and THRØNEBREACH DISASTER.
The statement reads in full: "Tiburón Coral and El Kraken entered this tournament because the Spinebuster PRO Tag Team Championships are the first titles available to them in this building, and they intend to hold them. Charlie Williams is the Swamp Water Energy Champion. He is a credible professional and a legitimate competitor. Teddy Alexander is the kind of large, angry man that makes tag team wrestling worth watching. We respect both of those facts. We also intend to go through both of those men on Friday, because the tag team championships will eventually belong to Los Depredadores del Mar, and the path to that destination runs directly through THRØNEBREACH DISASTER this week. This is not a threat. This is a schedule."
Charlie Williams was shown the statement. He read it twice. He said: "That is a very well-written threat."
Teddy Alexander was shown the statement. He read it once. He said nothing. He put it down and went back to what he was doing.
Los Depredadores del Mar versus THRØNEBREACH DISASTER. Tag tournament semifinal. This Friday on Bad Juju episode five.